#Before you start

[transhuman-priestess]

Brb sexting god

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

In the country where your cousins live, the head of state of an ethnic minority has been assassinated and his people’s greatest assets stolen or destroyed. They are forced to beg your cousins for help, who refuse, and they fall to fighting and a pyrrhic victory.

They are exiled and seek asylum, coming through political turmoil in two separate and suffering hosts to your country. Do you a) offer them aid and unite against a common threat, or b) bar many entrance to your realm (the only politically stable area), restrict the places they’re allowed to go, and ban their native language?

Thingol wants to make Doriath great again.

[kindaokaymaybe]

Props to Scorsese for including a wlw sex scene in his movie in 1973. 1973!!

Also literally my cousin's name is Goncharov im tripping

[appatary8523]

I know it's easier to bash on women for driving bad because it's a stereotype, but, damn, men are also awful.

At least women will be doing the stupidest things ever, but slow. They'll be in the wrong line for kilometers and will swear they're doing the right thing, or they'd create a traffic jam for driving in the wrong direction just because they want a shortcut, but men would do a dangerous turn or get in your line without any warning.

In conclusion, everyone's terrible, I'm the only one who knows how to drive (?)

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[spitblaze]

considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting

[everwalldigan]

I love the idea of all the robins kinda being clones of each other with just a few differences and a concussed Bruce not being able to tell who he’s squinting at so he just says generic statements and avoids saying any names

Bruce (sitting at the breakfast table): so… how’s the weather… dick?

Jason (grinning): you do know I’m gonna hold this against you for like, the next 2 months right

Bruce: (groans into his hands)

Bruce (walking into the living room): hey have you read through the files I gave you yesterday?

Dick: (confused cause he took a day off to surprise Bruce) ?

Bruce: so?

Dick: er… no?

Bruce: Dick?? What are you doing here?

Bruce (walks into the kitchen with a fresh concussion): Jason? I thought you were on a mission with the outlaws?

Tim: (frozen through mid fridge raid, having assumed they were past Bruce calling him Jason since yk. He’s a shit brickhouse now and Tim is, well, obviously not): uh?

Bruce: *turns around and leaves*

Bruce: Oh hey Cass, when did you arrive from Babs’?

Damian: (slowly turns around in the black hoodie he’s wearing) we’re not even the same gender

Bruce: (under his breath) yeah but the same height

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[secondbeatsongs]

source

[buckera]

9-1-1 • S7E10 ↳ “All Fall Down”

[nezhanetwork]

based on falseknees' comic :)

[nowwheresmynut]

connect my thoughts here

[haunted-xander]

Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either

[caguaydreams]

boops might be gone but the experience will stay with me forever

[butterflyscribbles]

First words💬

Hard to say where he got them from though idk…

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You made her cry, time to die.

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