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Brb sexting god
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Chunkee >:D
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In the country where your cousins live, the head of state of an ethnic minority has been assassinated and his people’s greatest assets stolen or destroyed. They are forced to beg your cousins for help, who refuse, and they fall to fighting and a pyrrhic victory.
They are exiled and seek asylum, coming through political turmoil in two separate and suffering hosts to your country. Do you a) offer them aid and unite against a common threat, or b) bar many entrance to your realm (the only politically stable area), restrict the places they’re allowed to go, and ban their native language?
Thingol wants to make Doriath great again.
#Before you start#the Noldor were NOT in a position of power#Not with the Teleri and not with the sindar#Their political and economic stability had been completely destroyed and they were unaided by their allies#The Vanyar were literally related Indis’ kin#and yet they offered no help#In this light the actions of the Noldor are not presumptuous#They are desperate#not only was there a great case of international theft and a global threat#But the Noldor had legitimate reason for war and no one had legitimate reason to refuse aiding them#Stopped halfway through reading of Beren and Luthien to get this off my chest#Anyway#Alexis rants#silm#silmarillion#the silmarillion#the silm fandom#the silm#silm fandom#tolkien#jrr tolkien#the noldor#doriath#Feanorian apologist#Feanorian propoganda#that should be a tag#Alexis compares Thingol v Noldor to trump v Mexicans unapologetically#Alexis does this without being American and while knowing jackshit about aforementioned shenanigan
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I know it's easier to bash on women for driving bad because it's a stereotype, but, damn, men are also awful.
At least women will be doing the stupidest things ever, but slow. They'll be in the wrong line for kilometers and will swear they're doing the right thing, or they'd create a traffic jam for driving in the wrong direction just because they want a shortcut, but men would do a dangerous turn or get in your line without any warning.
In conclusion, everyone's terrible, I'm the only one who knows how to drive (?)
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Italian microaggressions
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#мой пост#мой рисунок#marcille donato#marcille#not canon compliant because they don't actually know anything about where she's from#can you tell i just finished the manga. it was only a matter of time before i started making comics#not ml#dunmeshi
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The tech guy in movies
#gravity falls#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#ford pines#Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL#When he came back#due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part#but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK#Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word#Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!
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you may even project all of these but some things get reused more than others... for me it's being aspec, giving the blorbos a cat, and headcanoning them as being good at singing lmao.
#you know I like a character when I want to turn on the sapphic girlification beam#if they don't start out as a girl they get turned into one before I'm through with them#andromedas poll hell#tumblr poll#poll#ao3
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I love the idea of all the robins kinda being clones of each other with just a few differences and a concussed Bruce not being able to tell who he’s squinting at so he just says generic statements and avoids saying any names
Bruce (sitting at the breakfast table): so… how’s the weather… dick?
Jason (grinning): you do know I’m gonna hold this against you for like, the next 2 months right
Bruce: (groans into his hands)
Bruce (walking into the living room): hey have you read through the files I gave you yesterday?
Dick: (confused cause he took a day off to surprise Bruce) ?
Bruce: so?
Dick: er… no?
Bruce: Dick?? What are you doing here?
Bruce (walks into the kitchen with a fresh concussion): Jason? I thought you were on a mission with the outlaws?
Tim: (frozen through mid fridge raid, having assumed they were past Bruce calling him Jason since yk. He’s a shit brickhouse now and Tim is, well, obviously not): uh?
Bruce: *turns around and leaves*
Bruce: Oh hey Cass, when did you arrive from Babs’?
Damian: (slowly turns around in the black hoodie he’s wearing) we’re not even the same gender
Bruce: (under his breath) yeah but the same height
#batman#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dc robin#jason todd#batfamily#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#cassandra cain#batgirl#orphan#red hood#Tim Drake#red Robin#damian wayne#Robin#Bruce Wayne is a good father#but a perpetually confused one#read that tag on a fic once and haven’t forgotten it since#honestly bruce is the embodiment of your mom calling all of your siblings’ names before yours while trying to call for you#the batkids never let him live it down#they actually start calling each other by different names just to confuse him further#he draws the line when he hears dick referring to Jason as Cassandra
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considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting
#spitblaze says things#source: i got angry SO easily before i started t#i had jokes about the list of things you could say to me that would make me rant and rave in a fury#i still have things that piss me off but im not like. to that degree#doin numbers
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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide
#gravity falls#gf theseus' guide#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#stanley pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#m.png#THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL WEEK AAGH#cool thing i did where i took these characters who i cant draw from any angle but the front and then have them turning around CONSTANTLY#not just views from different angles either! active turning! im a genius!#i feel like you can tell which shots were drawn on different days sadkfhlgljaskg this killed me. i was gonna clean up the bgs but fuck that#theyre functional on a basic level and that is all we need#anyways can you believe the notorious line is only in the fic because an eagle eyed editor (not myself) caught it just before it was delete#and started screaming until it got put back#also the way stump came over while i was making this and was like 'oh right. i ship them' at the way i made bill flirt lmao#it hits different in the visual!#alright now i gotta fucking haul ass on the chapter 8 one
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I don't want to regret the way I lived
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#nobara kugisaki#nanami kento#choso kamo#junpei yoshino#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#this idea started as a 2 part series . then my braincells decided to spark and supplied 7 PAGES#'did you sleep hina' no#ws looking up mentally stable things like 'who has died in jjk' smh i love my hyperfixation media im sooooo glad so many ppl r DEAD#i *could* have included more ppl but i think this is a good crew. this is a yuuji emotional support crew#also Was gna include his grandpa final panel but i Did Not Want To#he is implied through th dialogue#side note i donot like how i cn see this scenario playing out . ..yuuji this isnt ur stop u r monopoly voice Just Visiting ok >:(#anyway I broke my own heart with this and ik i hyped it up a lot but i hope that its not just me...#hope i did not hype it up fr nothing and no one else finds it devastating :((((( that would b humbling in the worst way#pls ...join the happy party train.......i hate it here i suffered pls :<<<<#also !!!! colours in this !! i cooked i fear . adding th first bit of warm hitting yuuji's face after th first 2 panels....#ive never had that kind of experience while drawing before it was wild . painful ! but wild.#the whole transition from p 2->3 might b the most emotionally moving piece ive ever made to me#not 2 sing my own praises tho i will shut up ! i wil. nap
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Literally what the hell was Session 5 lol
#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#life series#trafficblr#mcyt#grian#mumbo jumbo#jimmy solidarity#martyn inthelittlewood#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#3rd life#art#my art#ink does minecraft art tag#you can see where the brainrot really started taking a hold of me. i did not intend to fully color the 3rd one lol#designs being made up as i go ofc not entirely sold on a lot of things#getting into the life series right before wild life started either the greatest decision i've ever made or the worst mistake of my life#1k
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#titan#titan submersible#oceangate#titanic#the titanic#''catastrophic implosion'' is how they're describing it#they have no idea if they can recover anything because of how deep it was#they also don't know yet when it imploded#I will say. the way they're wording this#it probably imploded before people started looking#they keep saying their listening devices would have heard an implosion#but that it did definitely implode#destiel meme#I love you meme#destiel confession meme#what is this meme actually called#I realize I have no idea
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9-1-1 • S7E10 ↳ “All Fall Down”
#you know i'm nervous when i start giffing before the episode is out#the only other time i did that was before 7x04#just pls ignore the dogshit quality lmao#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#911#911 abc#911 7x10#911edit#my gif#anztag#usernolan#useraimz#911gifs#buddieedit
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thankfully, he didn't get it [id in alt]
#zukka#zukka fanart#zukka comic#zuko#sokka#zuko fanart#sokka fanart#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#this has been in my wips since like APRIL and before i started the new year i wanted it DONE lol#i have no many more projects to work on for the next year#and im so excited to share them!#thank you all so much for your kind words and support this year <3#myart
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based on falseknees' comic :)
#happy three months in the fandom to meee! :D#grian#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#hermitcraft#life series#3rd life#last life#double life#limited life#my art#i thought about grian and mumbo at first#but gtws and grian have a little bit more universes to choose from :)#← before you guys start asking about this
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