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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...
.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.
and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.
(yes they published the book)
#Crack#except its my life#lord of the rings#The hobbit#these days if u write a fic abt Elrond tupping a twink to Tipperary they throw u in jail#Free balrogballs
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this moment from work has lasted in my head for months and i think its finally time to draw it out
#comic#diary comic#digitial illustration#clip studio paint#artists on tumblr#illustration#A Day In Da Life Of The Most Diligent Hourly Retail Worker
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#quotes#love#poetry#literature#lit#relationship quotes#words#motivation#thoughts#writing#poem#spilled ink#motivating quotes#relatable quotes#inspiring quotes#inspiring quotations#life quotes#inspirational quotes#quote of the day#quoteoftheday#aesthetic#spilled poetry#spilled thoughts#reading#art#romance quotes#shakespeare
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#animal#animals#cat#cats#cats of tumblr#catsofinstagram#cats of instagram#cats of the internet#catsoftheworld#cats of the world#catstagram#cat stuff#love#pet#pets#catlover#cat lovers#cat life#catoftheday#cat of tumblr#cat of the day#catofinstagram#caturday#catumblr#photography#photo#cute#cute cats#cute animals#aesthetic
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A day in life #popular #lifestyle, #viralshorts, #viralvideo
#youtube#Shorts#viralshorts#viralvideos#visiting park#a day in life#popular#popular shorts#youtube shorts#shorts YouTube video
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tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature
this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance
it was the most magical day of my life
#i love seals#‼️‼️‼️#life changing moment#i realize now that i was unenlightened when seals were merely in my periphery#i think about them every day now. all the time#seals#stupendous creature
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#What to do if You’re Having a Bad Day#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice#werewolf#werewolves#lycanthropy#philanthropy#full moon#yay werewolves
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being a mario rpgs fan is such a wonderful experience its like man what do you mean youre drawing soul-crushing angst of the funny mustache guys that say wahoo yippee. you are having a joke on me
#skye's ramblings#and then you play the rpgs and remember theyre just like that. thats just how they are#points tothe silliest man youve ever seen inyour life. this guy was the ideal host for an artifact made to erase every world from existence#alternative spm title: Luigis Terrible Shitty Fucking Day from Hell
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HERMITCRAFT WIKI YOU DESERVE MY WHOOLE LIFE
#THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY FRICKING LIFE#hermitcraft#hermitblr#skizzleman#skizz#why am i gonna start crying#im so happy#text#mcyt#mcytumblr
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Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"
#at this very specific particular moment no i cannot!!#i told her about it after and she was like ohh you know you WERE really quiet that day i wondered why you didnt text back#girl i was FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE ON THE ASTRAL PLANE#WITH A 10 FOOT SKELETON
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[Ready for a new game?]
day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings
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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥
#definitelynottober#definitelynottober2024#weeklyhermittober#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#grian#bdoubleo100#bigbst4tz2#ethoslab#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar#impulsesv#martyn inthelittlewood#ldshadowlady#mumbo jumbo#pearlescentmoon#ok not tagging the rest bc theyre so in the back JKASLDJAJAWHAH#but also#zombiecleo#my art#i suffered so much with this piece but i really liked the idea KLASJDKAUEUEHE#maybe ill polish it more later URGH THIS TOOK SO LONGGGGGG#me: ok i need to catch up im two days late#also me: life series all members GO#HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT LOL#i didnt mess up the day count and only just realized now KLSADKLUEHUEJ. AS U CAN TELL THIS PIECE FRIED MY BRAINNNNNNN#edit again i did not completely forget this is also for weeklyhermittober.... trust.......................... KASDUEUEUHGl
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#the beatles#paul mccartney#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#A day in life#this fucking song#Youtube#ai artist#ai generated#it's so good
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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.
#boops#april fool's day#which is still more than 2 hours away by my clock#but this is too good to wait#life on Tumblr#committin' crimes that start with R
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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind
Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.
It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.
#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne#hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower#Batman we cant see#well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just#looks so resigned#Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind#Duke is having the time of his light#he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon#its a fun joke for Duke#its a matter of life or death for the rest of them#Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#signal#duke thomas#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#superman
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