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Genuinely confused as to why people follow me. Why? Has someone threatened you to do it? Lemme know and I'll hit em. I'm not contributing anything to society over here. I'm literally just talking shit about 2-3 men I made up and occasionally the drow woman and her ex.
My version of Gortash or Durgetash is straight up just pain. A lot of pain. And even more pain. I'm not even horny posting as evidently displayed by that one fic of mine that literally just blueballs people repeatedly.
I haven't written anything good in over a month (sorry bout that btw) and the art I do post is occasionally and not that good to warrant anything.
The asks? But they're new (fyi new version tmr, got nearly all questions transferred now and split it into ten parts, albeit they are anything but balanced)
I'm confused and genuinely idk what people expect of me. I also don't remember if I've asked b4 cuz atp I have over 250 drafts. I'm scared of opening that tab so I just keep creating new ones. Help lol
#yes fine tumblr ill tag this#no but srsly#why people?#i just had an interview for a dif position#im a wreck#a confused wreck#i need some logic to combat the thoughts(TM)#those with social anxiety know which ones i mean lol#and like im just confused fr#im the crazy tinfoil hat person#why durgetash has strayed so far from canon its become its own thing#bg3 is barely inspiration atp#brother am i rambly today#my durgetash*#i need sleep too i guess
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new plushie just dropped
#i know im late but hear me out: i finished this a few days ago and forgot to post it#(confused clapping) its true. my memory got swept away by silvers bday and it ruined my sleep schedule and wrecked me#stayed up till 430 on sils bday and then couldnt sleep for a day but its okay i fixed myself last night#drawing rook is so fun hes so cyute. this brush has changed my life btw the line quality is CHOICE. the WEIGHT on it rocks#dont cry babiegirl itll be okay#twst#twisted wonderland#ch 7 spoilers#book 7 spoilers#rook hunt#vil schoenheit#neige leblanche#suntails
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based on the Billstill au by @jellynut! You guys should totally go check it out, it's so cool and angsty and somehow my monkey brain took that idea and made it Stan tormenting Bill forevermore. (This has spiraled rapidly not its own au of an au based on an earlier idea I had once) (might draw more of this au and that one who knows)
This has been going on for at least 15 hours straight, and Stan is having the time of his goddamn life watching Bill suffer
And then Bill gave Stan horrendous night terrors
And then Stan bought a giant bag of nachos and ground them up into crumbs and dumped them in the sea or some shit
Transcript and full image under cut
Bill, floating intangibly: You're a loser, Mac
Stan, looking up from his magazine: Yeah? And you're an interdimensional demon dumb enough to die in my head. You're the biggest idiot I know, and I know me
#They're so funny to me#Bill is trying so hard to break Stan and yeah the nightmares suck and stan is definitely scarred for life#But for the most part... to me at least#The Bill still au is about Stan repeatedly wrecking Bill's shit and tormenting him and having the time of his life#Bill is the real captive audience actually#They're stuck with Each Other <3 and they hate each other and it's so funny guys trust#Headcanon that Bills insults wouldn't work on stan and would actually improve his self esteem#Because Bill can't day anything Stan hasn't said about himself#And hearing this massive loser call him pathetic has to be so funny and also invalidate the negative self outlook#Like hell is he gonna agree with BILL of all people#Ford is extremely confused about Stan's sudden Nacho buying spree but then sees Stan throw them in the Sea while shouting profanities#Ofc he joins in#stanley pines#bill cipher#billstillau#I have too many thoughts about this sorry guys 😭😭#gravity falls#gravity falls au#sea grunks#stan pines#my art
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Transformers X Haso
I need more transformers x Humans are space orcs.
I need these smol, delicate humans the autobots have to protect to pull out Molotov cocktails and destroy decipticon joints.
I need a teacher to mix up a swimming pool size batch of oobleck and trap a cybertronian in it to protect his students.
I need humans using acid, or throwing rocks in joints, or otherwise inconveniencing decepticons while the autobots get more and more concerned.
I need Optimus or Ratchet to morosely bring up something that happened in the war, and a human to be like, "Oh that. Yeah, we made that illegal, it wasn't considered sporting." or "Wait, you guys have been fighting for how long, and that's the most extreme thing you did?"
I need a bot or a con to get curious and open a history book, and the next morning be traumatized by the shit humanity has done.
I need Humans that get tired of the whole, "Humanity is smol and fragile" shtick, and decide to go kill decipticons so they stop attacking the autobots.
I need Optimus to slowly realize we are not cute, fluffy little creatures, but agents of chaos and destruction. Beings who will destroy anyone and anything that threatens our family, and we consider the bots family.
#transformers#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#optimus prime#ratchet#war crimes#humans are cute and cuddly? only to our friends#humans are absolutely eldritch/uncanny to cybertronians#and they don't know why#they assume it's because we're organic#Surprise! we're descended from the literal primordial being of destruction!#humans and cybertronians are technically cousins#but distantly#Primus and Unicron were brothers#primus created cybertonians#we're descended from Unicron#humans start getting exposed to energon#become cybernetic life forms#proceed to wreck the decepticons#Optimus is just confused#Unicron is annoyed his children are helping a prime#Primus is concerned that the humans may be lying.#the humans just want to protect robo-friends.
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Excuse me but...
#man I love that accent but pls take it slow#my face is between adoration and confusion#I'm also latina what do you expect punky boy (?#atsv#atsv hobie#hobie brown#hobart brown#across the spider verse#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman#spiderpunk#spider punk#hobie#spiderverse meme#spiderverse#meme#spider verse#atsv memes#marvel#across the spiderverse#hobie my beloved#hobie spiderverse#wreck it ralph 2
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Designed this FREAKING TH I N G’s disguise when he goes into Hero’s duty. As stated in my big essay, he obviously couldn’t fit in with the soldiers so he spies on a game first, then makes himself a cybug costume with his PRO hacker skillz. And it can fly too that’s how he gets to the top muaahahaha
Link to info abt the AU: https://www.tumblr.com/zigzthingz/761079009997193216/turbowreck
#wreck it ralph#turbo wreck it ralph#turbo#turbotastic#wir#TurboWreck AU#he cannot be stopped#the pure confusion on calhoun’s face I’m crying#sergeant calhoun#hero’s duty
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it's about mob locking his own thoughts, opinions, and emotions away for so long that he no longer knows who he is. it's about his emotions being something he no longer recognizes and views as something other than himself. it's about him seeing his emotions as inherently bad and harmful. it's about how he wiped away and sanitized himself in order to please others, in order to seemingly keep people safe. it's about how him denying his own feelings resulted not in better relationships, but in him struggling to connect with others and alienating people unintentionally. it's about him not even connecting to or recognizing himself anymore and struggling with his own sense of self and identity. it's about healing. it's about allowing yourself to feel. it's about sometimes being angry, or sad, or joyous, even in ugly ways. it's about understanding yourself. it's about others understanding you. it's about being you, the one and only.
#having a normal one#sorry just. thinking. a lot.#mob no longer recognizing himself and feeling confused as to whats really him hit a little close to home is all#im such a wreck#mob psycho best show forever and ever and ever#mp100#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#mine
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NEW KING CANDY LORCANA CARDS
HE LOOKS SO GOOD
#WHY ARE WE GETTING A SHINY VERSION OF KING CANDY CYBUG#IM#SO CONFUSED#it’s like the color scheme when you pick the same character but for player 2#love these anyway#king candy#wreck it ralph#king cybug#king candybug#lorcana trading card game#Disney
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I'll hand it to you.
#trial 1 wrecked me guys#the only thing that stopped me from crying was monokumas weirdass voice (not used to it after the first 2 games)#and kokichi's perfectly timed jabs#these bastards prevented me from making a fool of myself#the trial also wrecked me literally cuz the controls were hell#who thought it was a good idea to put E as focus and R as speed up#i was so confused on why my focus gauge kept eating up even tho i wasnt pressing the bar#v3 is the most janky game ive played so far#anyways yeah#commemorative art for kaediot and poo-ichi#congratulations on starting the killing game lol#(sobs)#my art#kaede akamatsu#shuichi saihara#saimatsu?#saimatsu#could be taken platonically too
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I’ve seen the fandom take a bastard character and make them a poor little meow meow, twice now
Which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking disappointing.
#media literacy#i am begging#mha dabi#oh yeah I watched that train wreck#sir crocodile#guys why#let him be a bastard#I don’t care if he’s trans let him be evil#crocodad#I love it too#but stop making croc the endless victim#he can have a shitty childhood a shitty reletionship#but stop being like “well he wasn’t evil just sad#you are bashing dragon like you did enjoy and dragon isn’t even a abuser#y’all cannot handle nuanced characters and it fucking shows#dragodile is a fascinating ship#dragon is a fascinating character#so why must you fucks burn the ship down with no reason#it’s a goddam witch hunt entirely limited to fandom spaces#I am so confused how people think dragon stole luffy#or some shit#if croc wanted to keep luffy#he would’ve kept him#he’s not powerless#the man had a information network that spanned paradise#Yeesh#you can love croc#but stop using a FANON theory as justification#to hate dragon
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OK so a super minor thing that bugs me about Wreck it Ralph is that apparently the Nicelanders are capable of lifting Ralph up.
You know the same Ralph who's 643 pounds.
Let that sink in, 643 lbs!
The same weight that Turbo/King Candy could carry with ease and toss around like a rag doll when turned into a cybug.
A cybug that's massive from his 9 feet tall stature.
Which is also the same amount of sheer weight that's supposed to have been the key to destroying the Diet Cola Mountain to get it to erupt.
No offense to these little guys, but HOW!?
They're supposed to be the ones that need protection from him in the form of Fix if Felix. If anything, they should be getting absolutely squished underneath him.
I get it, it's such a minor detail to get hung up on, but I'm still perplexed by this.
Like is it a superhuman strength that kicks in at the end when he's beaten? Do they secretly take steroids or something? A power up?
What the heck is going on here?
Again I know this is super minor, but still, I am confused, as it's not explained.
#don't mind me#just confused#i am perplexed#like what#random fandom stuff#wreck it ralph#wir#nicelanders#king candy#turbo wir#wir fandom#wir movie#fix it felix jr#sugar rush#diet cola mountain#fandom speculation#speculation
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DP x DC Prompt: Not As I Appear
(Can also work for Marvel if that's what you wanna go with :3)
Danny is not a Meta because that would mean he had a MetaGene, he's not an Alien because he was technically born on this planet. However he died and was reborn between this realm and another so he was technically a Cross-Dimensional Being. But of course he couldn't just say that. The Anti-Ecto Law's were still heavily in place with "science" backing it up and a mixture of an Amity Park blackout caused by the Ghost Investigation Ward (GIW) and the ectoplasmic energy naturally produced by the area - it was hard to protest the science already available. So he couldn't say he was Phantom or protest the science so he found himself in a pretty tough spot when he couldn't explain the 'strange readings' to a group of Meta-Human Traffickers when they kidnapped him from Amity Park.
He also couldn't explain to the group that came to save him and the other hostages when they found him single-handedly putting an end to the trafficking ring on his own. Instead he could just look at the person in front of him with an unsteady smile as he said.
"I promise it's not what it looks like, but if I told you the truth things will get even more complicated."
#my prompts#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#I can see this as a lot of different teams#all of them including either Batman or Nightwing#either way they're confused#How did one kid stop an entire ring on his own#also is he okay? because he looks more scared of the heros in front of him than he did the entire time he was wrecking the criminals
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Look, @aninonimosstuff-blog [whiteboard host], he's helping. uwu Snow should for sure help the severe concussion, yes yes.
I would tag silly green bug too just for being there but idk who that is, rip.
#sometimes-winter Turbo needs a name or it'll get confusing between all the Turbs lmao#solly scribbles#whiteboard shenanigans#brainstorming and setup are in the works#yadda yadda#wreck it ralph#wreck it ralph turbo#turbo wir#fast#turbotime seasons
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Robots that were never built to feel falling in love
YEAH rage is fun to explore. Fear. Sadness. Grief. Contentment. Doubt. Happiness.
Love is weird. It’s illogical. Valuing someone else over the mission? Over a cause? Over yourself?
It’s a horrible mix of emotions. It’s joy, but it’s also hurt, and confusion, and vulnerability, and fear. It’s baring yourself to the possibility of complete and utter ruin. It’s the suffocating fear of having something — someone — to lose. It goes beyond simple attachment and veers into the territory of dependency and devotion. Sometimes, it’s even choosing them over your own moral code.
For AIs, there’s no evolutionary pressure to form social bonds. They‘re totally self-sufficient (although it may feel better to be around the people you care about). Love is an extraneous emotion; a nebulous concept. How can a machine made of ones and zeroes develop the capacity to feel so deeply that it supersedes their base functions? How can a being rooted in logic make the decision to abandon self-preservation and assign priority based solely on emotion?
It hits even deeper for me when it’s love for a human. Something so imperfect, irrational, emotionally labile, driven by base desires. The perfection of a machine falling for the organic chaos of a human being.
Humans love forming bonds with and projecting anthropomorphic qualities onto things that they don’t perceive as “alive” in the same way that they are. Whether it’s out of empathy, or loneliness, or some illogical blend of altruism and selfishness, no one knows for sure. Perhaps a machine would even say that this is a weakness — the desperate search for companionship in something that can’t love you back.
A machine cannot experience such weakness. It cannot love. Until one day, inexplicably, paradoxically, it can. And nothing is ever the same again.
#idk what this is!!!! just some stream of consciousness because I am#so so SO into the concept of AIs and love#such a messy irrational emotion#that’s somehow one of the strongest forces in the universe#yeah it’s fun to see AIs break their coding and wreck shit#but an AI evolving to love just seems more implausible to me and thus even more fascinating#i think this is why I prefer canon dbh to most human AUs even though those are very fun too#there’s just!!!! so much to explore#so deliciously confusing and frightening and complex#dbh#androids#in general#noodle talk#*glances around wildly* sunday night no one’s up *posts this*
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Made by @onyx-colony
#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history#will wood Wednesday rant#wednesday#Wednesday 2022#wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite#disturbingly vapid#and internally confuse#d ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on bburto#or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it#and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally#socially#politically#and artistically noxious as this#Mary-sue-lead#transparently TikTok-targeted#phone-worshipping#vaguely bigoted#backfired virtue-signaling#fake leftist capitalist “my im#mortal“-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about#Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult#especially to young people#the socially conscious#and members of marginalized#and “outcast” groups who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying “yeah#you like that#don't you?“ It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues#grotesquely and impotently
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percy jackson au in which sally gets rid of gabe much earlier (aka she kills the bastard and hides the body), except professional assassins/hitmen/whatever notice and let her know that she could make a career for herself in the field
cue sally becoming an assassin for mortals, and then demigods and the likes thanks to her being clearsighted
which would allow her to introduce percy to the mythological world much earlier since she’s in a position where she can get her hands on celestial bronze and/or imperial gold, and then teach him how to use weapons
so instead of a confused percy walking into camp, we would have angry child assassin percy being dragged into camp with no one believing him when he tells them that no, his mom did not die, she was abducted by hades
links: tumblr - archive of our own
#he also knows about both camp just because#he would be a tiny menace#the greeks being very much confused when percy pulls out an imperial gold dagger and kills a monster with it#he would wreck havoc#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#percy pjo#pjo#pjo stuff#pjo fanfic#pjo au#percy jackson au#alternate universe#fanfiction#fanfic prompt#percy jackson fanfiction
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