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brainymutt · 18 days ago

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I WANT A MILKSHAKEEEE he screamed angrily

#I do want a milkshake #a chocolate one at that #NOT my protein shakes I'm tired of that #I want a milkshakr #NOW

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idiotdriftinginspace · 5 months ago

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#YOOOO THE FULL VIDEO IS HERE #tumblr please be kind and let me through #transformers #maccadam #transformers one #tf one #optimus prime #the chocolate guy #amaury guichon

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croaksac · 7 months ago

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everytime i see amaury the chocolate smith I'm consumed thinking about how funny it would be for him to make a really bad chocolate house out of hershey bars like a kid would make, but all the video production values are the same and he's still got that winning smile

#diary #amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #wow one hundred notes

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bixels · 1 year ago

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There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.

Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.

#mlp #rarity #applejack #rarijack #my art #fanart #comic #the grand galloping 20s #bonbon #rose #my little pony #aj is 100% the type to overthink/overdo things especially for people she cares about #panics because she starts second guessing her valentines plans for rarity so she buys out the entire flower boutique cuz she can't remember #her favorite flower. “ten boxes of chocolates is better than one right???” meanwhile rarity gives extremely thoughtful handmade gifts

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v0id-of-thought · 3 months ago

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Rosanna Pansino in 2018: (standing on a stool) welcome back to my YouTube channel!!! Today we are making homemade cookies inspired by a popular cartoon! :)

Rosanna Pansino in 2024: I have reported Mr Beast to the FBI

#4’10’’ baker on a one woman crusade to bring down an empire you go girl #YouTube #mr beast #rosanna pansino #edit: this is no disrespect to her cooking videos I still have her chocolate chip cookies recipe saved

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bacchuschucklefuck · 6 months ago

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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fh class quangle #my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now #got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol #in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine #this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol #I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out #thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough #to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement #(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering #its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics #maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol #fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor #I always forget makeup is real #also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know #sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate #also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home #she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her #okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things #cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps

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28ms28 · 3 months ago

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So what did we learn from the 23 hr for mind stream ?? Here's a summary:-

1. Max and team redline(shack dwellers) are chronically online and it shows on their car livery

2.Max is embracing all the memes now yes even sid the sloth max

3. Max calls Gabriel Bortoleto Gabi and/or Bubbles!! (which only strengthens my theory that max likes to give people nicknames)

4. Max mentioned Inchident and said we need to fuckem over about the papaya family

5.Max went absolutely batshit wild with the revenge penalties

6.Max is a terrible horrible no good very bad race engineer rip Crane and his racecraft dignity

7.Max giggled, the man actually laughed at "is lestappen real guys" causing mass mania in the lestappen community.

#also he does not like to share his chocolates lol #max verstappen #mv1 #f1 #formula one #streamer max #23h for mind #formula 1 #lestappen #gabriel bortoleto

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 29 days ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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mooneggtarts · 3 months ago

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Someone ask for a Miku vs Greenzilla thing so I deliver✨

#alan becker #animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #ava #avm #ava green #hatsune miku #greenzilla moment hello #they are so much eachother's fan #miku one day goes omg funny green stick channel. subscibed #and one of green's kin song is “magical girl and chocolate” by pinocchiop #they took selvies afterward :)

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 3 months ago

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doing great chat

#i say this with as much hope and optimism as one hannah can muster. it feels like an old sick dog getting a little bit of chocolate #on its last day before getting put down #pet death #in the tags? idk. just wanna be safe #mine #us politics #halloween

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trialsofthedas · 2 months ago

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Rook: *pulls back the curtain while Viago is showering*

Rook: Hey is this - put the knife away, it’s me - is this the normal box of chocolate or is this the one we poisoned to give to our enemies? I have a craving.

#datv #dragon age #dragon age veilguard #dragon age the veilguard #dragon age veilgaurd spoilers #incorrect quotes #crow rook #rook de riva #viago de riva #Viago is not allowed to know peace on my account #my favorite annoyed siblings #is rook craving normal chocolates or poisoned ones? who knows #growing up being micro dosed with poisons via your big brother changes a person #buddy cop crows are back at it again

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where-does-the-heart-lie · 6 months ago

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