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unlikelywrestlingfan · 13 days ago
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Guy Who Plays OC doing a big promo when he often doesn't speak much is putting me in my feels as much as the content of the promo is
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kermit-coded · 6 months ago
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there's something about the fact that charles said he never finished reading the myth of orpheus and eurydice. he references it and yet he never finished it. he looked back, not out of fear but because edwin needed to be seen. he got edwin back. they made it out of hell. he never finished the story. he is not orpheus and edwin is not eurydice.
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antirepurp · 2 years ago
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top 10 most ominous tweets in recent memory
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alienssstufff · 8 months ago
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That boy’s OBSESSED‼️‼️
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100% sketching in pink alwayz n forevurz
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shortkinglogan · 17 days ago
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Got some old man yaoi juice at my local asian market today
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faeberrywine · 3 months ago
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everdistantstars · 5 months ago
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Happy Pride Month!
They're having a bonding moment. Nobody tell them.
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soarrenbluejay · 8 months ago
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Supervillains for a community. (Well, except those jerks over in Gotham, insular lot, but they’re they’re one problem) Of course they do- supervillains are a group defined by strong opinions and a willingness to see them through, often with a healthy dash of societal failures and trauma as a catalyst.
The fentons, while not active even on the online message boards, are well known and explosive when they do show up, full of fascinating insights and hours long rants on mad science on hair pin turns courtesy of that ADHD attention span. Bit of the cryptids you feel honored to bump into kind of deal. Besides, like a good quarter of the community as it aged, they’d settled down and had kids (not necessarily in that order) and taken it very seriously! Out in the middle of nowhere, where even the most fearsome government outpost members, the local branch of the IRS, quake before them in fear. Out of the way.
Reveal gone okay-ish, Danny moves to Gotham still to get some air bc now things are Akward and he landed that engineering scholarship which is loads better than any other college would give him with his track record. So- the mysterious Fenton children are finally crawling out of hiding! Everyone is psyched! And roll in to Gotham en masse to witness the fireworks!
Except Danny is Determined To Be Normal. He’s had enough of the throwing himself into harms way shit for a lifetime- he wants to be free to peacefully built Rube Goldberg machines and unintentional increasingly complex bombs to his hearts content. JAZZ, on the other hand- the coveted token Normal One, has finally snapped! She’s watched her baby brother she practically raised throw himself into danger over and over and could do nothing, and now that she’s exposed to this whole network of superheroes outside of small town Amnity, some of those uglier emotions are coming out. And boy is she pissed! And can’t afford to show it much while filing the paperwork to have Arkham legally razed to the ground!
See I love this idea of like, niches in superhero society. A villain the heroes know they can plop their kiddo down with for an exciting afternoon brawl while they take care of a particularly grisly case and come back to a few hours later ranting about some new life lesson and a new move they really want to try. A villain who has a functioning moral compass despite their somewhat batshit long term goal and you can contact to fuck with another villains’s plan so they can laugh at them and you can have an easy afternoon. One who pries up hostile architecture and fills in pot holes, idk man. Get creative here, there’s such potential!
So Jazz becomes a Training villain- someone the heroes know their sidekicks will walk away from in a fight 100% of the time, usually with some new lesson to ponder and only a couple of bruises. Sometimes even snacks!
She also absolutely ambushes mentors to check that they’re worth the kiddo, which they appreciate once they get over being jumped in a dark alley by a 7 foot Amazon trained force of nature. They are not used to being on that side of the jumping, it’s a little unnerving.
(Yes, she low key adopts Shazam upon checking in with him on cursory ‘is the main hero of this city and asshole’ checkin. Yes, the super clones get yoinked out from under Superman’s negligent thumb to go have a blast with Ellie. What about it?)
This however only encourages more assorted weirdos to crawl out of the woodwork. It’s not often one of their own forfeits their potential spot for the running of the coveted Most Normal I Swear prize, but when they do it’s bound to be good! But jazz is off hounding various heroes and punching the faces in of pedophiles and shit whenever there’s no cape within easy reach, and so is a mite bit harder to contact than Danny, who has innocently gotten an apprenticeship under a clockworker for access to their workshop and is gleefully going about doing nerdy shit with great abandon.
Plus this is Gotham. No one gives a shit if someone in the Mad Alchemist uniform and still smoking from their latest experiment pokes their head in a window to bother the local shrimp teen- none of the usual social rules apply, everyone’s crazy here! So everyone drops any and all attempts at masking and just acts their genuine unhinged selves, much to the alarm of the Bats and frustration of Danny.
Bc he cannot get these mfers to go. Away. Even liberal use of the creep stick has little effect when the interloper is calibrated for an opponent with super speed or laser vision or whatever, and he’s trying to maintain his guise as a Normal College Student Do No Investigate.
So he calls in the big guns. He’s not super active in the supervillain kids group chat ever since things in amnity calmed the fuck down post becoming King and then immediately using a loophole that says he will not take the throne until he is grown, as defined by finishing learning his trade a la the medieval standards Pariah set up. So he can just take his sweet ass time with his graduate degree and out of inter dimensional bull shit that much longer! Point is, he hasn’t taken the chance to rant over there in a while, so his Crazy friends are getting a lil worried.
The change to come over and shout at their batshit crazy but (mostly) well meaning parent AND see Danny? Score!
The bats, however, are getting awfully suspicious about this one kid that villains from all over the country are flocking to, especially young and upcoming ones as of recently! And he’s acting his engineering course- all the worst rogues are known to have flown through their PhD studies prior to Cracking. They seem to have a real problem on their hands with this Fenton guy.
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choiyeonjuns · 5 months ago
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cheers 🍻
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mehkers · 4 months ago
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OM Bro's react to MC having a shrine of them
okayokayokay- everyone shut up and hear me out-
TW: not much? I guess it's a little suggestive, mainly fluff, teasing, just light hearted
Might make the Triworld and the others if people like this 🤷‍♀️
Part one (ur here), part two
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Lucifer
He would be stuck feeling confused, weirded out, and prideful at the same time
Do not tell me that this mf would not break out in the most biggest grin if he finds this shrine you've made of him in your closet
He won't say anything at first
Waiting to catch you off guard
You'll be in his office, helping him with some documents or just chilling there
"I recently found something in your room, lamb.. I did not realize you adored me that much~"
The smuggest bastard ever
He'll tease you for a bit but then let it go
Just know that he will give you more attention, and would even leave small trinkets that would remind you of him to add to your shrine around
"Remember that shrine you made of me? Yes. Do you think I could see it again~?"
Mammon
He wouldn't be able to look you in the eyes
Dude is cosplaying a tomato at this point
He didn't plan on telling you that he found it, it'd just slip out of his mouth
His brothers would be calling him a scumbag or whatever
And he'd just pull you closer by the waist
"MC here has a whole shrine feh' me in their closet! So take it all back!"
It was embarrassing af
He announced it to everyone
And ended up getting flustered
"W-WELL, OF COURSE YOU'D WORSHIP THE GREAT MAMMON!"
He says while fidgeting with his hands and staring at the ceiling
He'll bring it back up whenever if he wants to tease you, but mainly as a reassurance that you do love him (poor bby needs sum love)
Leviathan
Locks himself in his room for even longer
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" screaming into his pillow
Please, for the love of anime, PULL HIM OUT OF THE SPIRAL HE'S FALLING INTO
He's first super happy, but then the self deprecating thoughts come
He won't be able to look at you properly for a month straight though
"Y-you.. you really like.. me!?"
Yes, my darling otaku, YES-
Give him two more months to actually be able to talk about it
He'll probably ask to see it again
don't ask about his tho-
Satan
He's...
He doesn't know what to feel
he's seen Levi's shrines (of Ruri-chan, and you-)
Will question you immediately
Like father like son
Will be absolutely smug about it
"Oh? I see.. Why don't you worship me instead of a silly little shrine~?"
Will fluster and tease the HELL out of you
He will constantly ask you about it
He's a little shit sometimes
If you do tell him to seriously stop, he'll respect your boundaries
Oh but he'd be so happy
He'd stand closer to you, holding your hand
You'll find him gazing at you from afar with a soft blush on his cheeks
"Hm..? I'm fine! Apologies for zoning out again.. I couldn't help but- ugh. never mind. You may continue with what you were telling me."
Asmodeus
Will rush over to you and hug you till you can't breathe
You'll have to smack his back repeatedly to get him to let go
Even then he's grabbing you my the shoulders
Shaking the life out of you
And smooching all over your face
"Awwww, I'm so honored! You have a shrine of me!"
Whenever he sees you, be prepared to be attacked with kisses
He is bragging to everyone everywhere
Will beg you to take selfies with the shrine you built of him
It's all over his Devilgram
The entire school knows
He didn't mean to tease you, he's just suuuuper happy that his favorite human feels the same way about him!
"I love you SOOO much! <3"
Beelzebub
You can find him snacking on the snacks you probably left there
He doesn't really mind it
He couldn't careless about it, but seeing you embarrassed and worried made him feel sad
"Mc... Don't worry, let's go to Hell's Kitchen together."
All in all, he's pretty chill about it
In a week or so he'll bring it up again and ask you about it
Once you explain it, his cheeks were redder than Diavolo's hair
"I didn't know you felt that way. It makes me oddly happy.. and hungry."
He's more protective of you now, keeping an eye out for you and even leaving snacks for you around
The cute bby is always following you around with Belphie in tow
Belphegor
He was looking for his pillow when he found it
The shittiest of all little shits
"Mccccc, guess what I found in your closet~?"
He's so smug
Watch him brag to Lucifer especially about it
He won't tell everyone about it, but he will mention or hint at it if he's particularly jealous
Like Beel, he wouldn't really care much
Buuuut, he would totes use it to his advantage all the time
"C'mon Mc, ignore the others and nap with me! Unless you want me to tell the whole school about your little secret.. Kidding! Just come here, I'm sleepy."
Geez, this took like- 3 hours I think. I never knew it was that hard to write these.. well, it is past midnight- I'm gonna sleep now 😭
Hope you enjoyed this random hc I pulled out of my ass
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unlikelywrestlingfan · 1 year ago
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THE TENSION THEY BUILT WITH OC AND SWERVE AT THE END, I WAS SO NERVOUS!!! AND THEN THE COMEDIC FINISH, LIKE THAT'S PERFECT OC CONTENT
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kermit-coded · 19 days ago
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love love love evan immediately pulling out his wand when jammer lets go of tabby and is all shaken. the way he looks to jammer and only backs down when jammer tells him he's okay. between this and him killing boudicca for attacking k, he's never beating the guard dog allegations.
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antirepurp · 1 year ago
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sonic, tails and sage have a minecraft server. it's mostly the three of them but some other friends get invited onto it on occasion. at it's core it's honestly just tails and sage being huge mc nerds and building complicated redstone shit, mob farms, and other huge shit and sonic is mostly there because his presence is the only way to get tails and sage to interact at all
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de-righty · 1 year ago
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You've interrupted the meal. How dare
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fakesorbet · 4 months ago
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The Bad Kids + Summer drinks
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living404 · 7 months ago
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wow what two normal good friends i sure do hope nothing bad ever happens to them
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