#Yes he’s a virgin

[diorchids]

imagine a pent-up coryo. :((

his slick, fat cock pushing up against the fabric while he humps the plush pillow. he’d been so stressed. his eyes prickle with tears as he overstimulated himself, hips stuttering before his cock twitches, cumming all over his pillow. maybe he’d stay in his room all day, jerking his big cock off, lips forming an ‘o’ as he bucked his hips into his clammy palm. blonde locks stuck to his forehead as he played with his big balls, so full and tight. :( grandma’am would be so confused hearing him panting out all night, groaning out pleas and thank you’s, wondering if her overworked grandson was okay. he pathetically bit his red lips, tears running down his face as he imagined a tight cunt squeezing him real good.

[deadwrites]

REALLY GOOD FUCKING MEME FROM @befuddled-calico-whump

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

[jesuistrestriste]

SAAGGEEEE your corrupting art blurb UUUGGGGHHHHH TOO FUCKING GOOD

thinking about the same scenario of him being overwhelmed & so deeply in subspace… but making him cum for the first time ever & he’s so whiny & doesn’t know what’s going on & feels so good when he cums he just doesn’t know what to do 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

DYLAN LISTENNN

i haven’t rlly written too much corruption kink stuff bc i’ve been focused on other things, but now im fully in the game.

i’m thinking about an inexperienced, virgin!art donaldson who’s never had a real orgasm before.

wet dreams? sure!

but’s he’s never been conscious to experience those releases; just woken up to warm, sticky boxers and a funny feeling swirling lingeringly around in his stomach.

maybe he’s never explored that sector of life before due to something like: barely repressed religious guilt, or the fear that it’ll be too intense for him to handle, or just plain business..! but the point is that he’s never experienced that hot, all-consuming, pulsing rush of pleasure that floods through your body when you come undone..

so when he finds himself submitting in your arms, the two of you tangled in your bed while he mindlessly seeks friction against your leg and kisses you, his eyes fly wide open when he feels a bolt of something good shoot through his cock in his briefs.

“oh,” he whines against your lips before he pulls back and swallows thickly, “oh, god..”

you look to his eyes and chuckle softly, catching your breath while your hand snakes down to grope his bulge— rewarding you with a sharp moan and a jerk of his hips.

“you’re so sensitive,” you whisper, your hand giving two tugs on his clothed cock before art is grasping for your arms, his legs starting to tense.

“s-something’s coming.”

he says it in a way that makes him sound utterly terrified but completely elated, simultaneously. he’s quaking against you, letting out little moans into your neck that are rapidly increasing in volume and frequency with each passing half-second.

fuck, he’s already teetering on that ledge— so overcome with the new sensations that he can’t squeeze his thighs together hard enough to stall his crossing of the finish line.

sweat is prickling on his skin almost uncomfortably, and he’s melting into your frame as he buries his face in your shoulder. his blonde curls brush your jaw and cheek. another tug on his erection sends him hurtling toward the end of it all before he can even properly grasp the build-up. poor thing.

“i… i feel really weird—.. i can’t—! i think im gonna..! gonna-!”

he yelps, before his vision completely whites out. his fingers curl into your biceps and his legs kick out and spasm as he lets out another broken cry. his voice comes out mangled through the heady waves of dopamine and the surge of emotions.

he’s never felt anything like it.

nothing’s even come fuckin’ close.

not a win on the court for a sparkling medal or trophy, not a bite of his mom’s special cooking, not even cry-laughing at patrick’s dumb jokes.

nothing.

this is everything.

god, how did he miss out on this for so long? what was life even like before this type of ecstasy?

he’s gushing into his underwear (heaps of held-in loads finally pouring out), rocking against your leg as you gently work him through it with a smile on your face, and he can’t quite seem to think of an answer to either of those questions of his..

it’s all too much in the best way.

“oh fuck, fuck fuck fuck, im cumming,” he gasps, sounding laughably bewildered and unsteady, his touch growing almost painful on your limbs.

he doesn’t mean to grab you so hard, but the feelings are consuming him wholly and he needs to clutch onto something before he’s sure he’ll float away. he needs you to ground him—comfort him, help him, teach him.

he can’t believe what’s happening, and now he’s only got one thing left on his mind as the aftershocks make his head spin:

how’s he ever supposed to survive sex?

[deelavis]

whenever a fanfic says that Mello is wearing a t-shirt I know they probably mean something like this:

but all I can imagine is this or this

Bonus Comic:

Bonus Bonus Shirtless Mello:

[iowntheworldandyou]

Ever since learning that bill cipher is probably wearing stockings i’ve been laughing at the mental image of ford going absolutely victorian-dude-seeing-a-bare-ankle over bill like adjusting it once. This man is a freak nerd loser who has been alone in the middle of the woods with no friends and no bitches for years while its absolutely true he is a monster fucker into some weird shit he’s also probably into anything at this point

[al-luviec]

day 2 - energy / life / green

[horatiosroom]

[Constable Hux and Unicorn] - Ink, watercolor, acrylic, and gold leaf on watercolor paper. Approximately 10x8 inches.

It happened. I finally painted a medieval Hux. I also made a doc to go with it, explaining a bit about his role in a medieval au, as well as highlighting the works that most inspired me.

[yinyuedijun]

I had another horrible realization about this fic. I think this reader is a virgin

[ingravinoveritas]

Thinking about those new photos of Michael from Virgin Atlantic, and after hearing how he was putting his appearance down at the Con yesterday and seeing how much he loved playing Mrs. Robinson on TSAM and how confident that role made him feel, I would really, really love to see Michael do a photo shoot in drag. It's clearly something that makes him happy and makes him feel beautiful, and it would be the fulfillment of what his teenage self always wanted but never got to do.

Also we know Michael has always hated photo shoots, but imagine him getting to guide the direction of this one. Imagine him choosing his outfits, hair, makeup, and getting so into the process with the passionate intensity we know he has. How wonderful that would be...

[rotting-clowns]

I fucking love the hc that Barty has a high body count bc he is slut shaped and deserves it, but virgin Barty is so good too, like he’s been in love with Evan for ages and has been saving himself for him because he wants Evan to take him and devour him and consume him until there’s nothing left, and only Evan gets to do that. It’s the purest form of love.

Oh, and he knows only Evan won’t be weirded out by his freak kinks, so.

[ink-n-shadow]

part of me wants to write for könig, but the way i characterize him in my brain is so different from how everyone else does ;-;

[yea-baiyi]

people on twitter are discoursing about whether xie lian’s chastity-based cultivation is a form of abuse (?????) which is so backward to me like huh???? yes jun wu’s thing about xie lian being a virgin is fucking creepy and weird and part of his overall obsession and desire to control him. but did they just completely miss the part where xie lian chose this method of cultivation bc the abstinence wasn’t an issue for him? he got hit by sex pollen and never once thought of sex? he didn’t even cultivate for 700 years and just never had sex because he never wanted to and as soon as he found a guy he wanted to fuck he just went for it? literally didn’t even pause to consider the cultivation thing at any point. if this were any other character it might have been used against him but the whole point is xie lian once again perfectly dodging jun wu’s manipulation attacks by just being a weird little guy with autism

[ashlynxsgravestone]

Honestly, how does scout have kids. I’m not mad because I ship him with anyone I’m just surprised cuz I thought that bitch was neuro die virgin.

[moonspirit]

Armin being so done with the virgin Jaeger bros:

Bonus - Armin being so done with himself:

[bibisparlkequeenfairybiboca]

life is beautiful but you don't have a clue