#death note brain rot

[deelavis]

THE STAR.

UPRIGHT: hope, inspiration, renewal, serenity, healing REVERSED: despair, lack of faith, disconnection, discouragement, imbalance The Star represents a person who brings hope, inspiration, and a sense of peace. Others look to you for guidance and support in difficult times. Can you live up to the expectations?

[masodemic]

Near sleeps with a plastic water gun under his pillow, pass it on 🔫

[deelavis]

They gave our boy yaoi arms but forgot to give him the big hands to match

This official art is still insane too me. Their initials are behind them and they are surrounded by angels. What did they mean by this?

[bamsara]

How does Narinder feel about canabalism

the only thing he eats is. the onl. the only thi. the . the only thing he eats is L

[rilkeantulip]

when idk what to draw i just draw them as every pinterest photo i see >:]

(all the refs i used that i could find again below the cut)

[grimalkinmessor]

I once read a fic that had a throwaway line about Mello having a branding tattoo on the back of his neck because Wammy's pulled him out of a trafficking ring and that's why he keeps his hair long and I've never been able to get it out of my head it's canon to me now

[deelavis]

Happy New Year Light Yagami

give light yagami a scythe 2k18

[mihaelkeehl]

idk I think mello brings good artists and writers together smthn in the brain spots a blonde twink in leather who has every disease and latches on hard

[mineonmain]

I'm vibrating pt. 2

forehead kisses and touches: it's the touches that are full of love beyond just lust for me, saying not just 'i love you' but 'i like you' and 'i'm here to take care of you' and 'let us revel in the solace we find in each other'

+ P.S. all the love in the world to @elevatormusic, without whom this list and subsequent photosets would never never come to fruition

(See the first one here)

[poizonedapplez]

uh oh

[deelavis]

these are required reading if you want to be my friend

neallo masterpost: ficlet edition

my main masterpost was getting untenably long, so i'm putting ficlets (<1k) that are not currently part of a larger universe in a separate masterpost. which is what this is :-)

meronia:

there’s an ache in you put there by the ache in me

rating: T | category: M/M | chapters: 1/1 | words: 975

The snow angels are, in all honesty, an excuse, a shameless attempt to get Near alone, to talk with him away from all these fucking people. He didn’t expect so many of their classmates to come back to Wammy’s for the holidays, but maybe he should have— after all, he hates this place, and yet here he is, half-drunk and dragging his ex-rival-turned-ex-something-else out into the cold.

in the absence of the sun

rating: T | category: M/M | chapters: 1/1 | words: 400

It has been almost five months. Near thought by now it would hurt less.

tameness, taught

rating: M | category: M/M | chapters: 1/1 | words: 400

It has been close to a decade since Mello last hurt Near. He remembers the incident with cold, ugly clarity.

obedience training

rating: M | category: F/M | chapters: 1/1 | words: 200

When Near first puts the leather around his neck, Mello sort of wants to roll his eyes, but then she looks so pleased with herself that it’s very hard to begrudge her anything.

crying only because i’m happy

rating: E | category: F/F | chapters: 1/1 | words: 575

In which Mello lovingly overwhelms her good girl.

wedding doves & leather gloves

rating: E | category: F/F | chapters: 1/1 | words: 1k

“Don’t tell me,” Near says, derisive tone tainted by her words wavering. “You want to hear that I’m yours.” Exquisite pain blossoms across her scalp as Mello yanks on her hair. “Don’t be a fucking brat,” Mello hisses. “Answer me. What are you, Near?” “I’m a detective,” she replies flatly. “Just like you are.”

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hallematt:

pure luck

rating: T | category: F/F | chapters: 1/1 | words: 650

In which Matt has an incredible lucky streak.

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kiyomisa:

smeared lipstick

rating: T | category: F/F | chapters: 1/1 | words: 265

the first time misa amane kisses another woman, it’s only to mess up her lipstick.

[deelavis]

whenever a fanfic says that Mello is wearing a t-shirt I know they probably mean something like this:

but all I can imagine is this or this

Bonus Comic:

Bonus Bonus Shirtless Mello:

[masodemic]

Seems obvious but Near would be into slime

His favorite texture might be either icee or cloud cuz they're fluffy like him

At least one SPK member has tripped over his newly built slime (it's Gevanni)

[dnstrawberrycake]

what if light got brain rot 😵...

"I'll take a gronk... AND RIZZ IT!" "That's right (b)L(ud), I win"

[48787]

I'd be Light Yagami 1:1 but I'd be doing it ironically and my Live Shinigami Audience would be my laugh track and I'd have a catch phrase that has something to do with being the god of the new world and I'd kill people in silly ways to try to make L laugh when he finds out about it and he'd be like "Light, there's no way you're not Kira, this is literally only funny due to the context of a private conversation we had a moment ago" and I'd be suppressing laughter as I try to worm my way out of it by saying stuff like "Only a psycho would think that was supposed to be funny. You chuckled at it, don't think I didn't hear that nose exhale. You must have a sick mind.. maybe you're Kira!" And either he'd be like"Look it was just a good joke" and I'd be visibly happy or he'd be like "No I wasn't laughing I just breathe weird, that joke was shit and Kira is shit" and I'd be visibly sad or mad and either way I'd glare at him while I internal monologue but try to leave some room for his internal monologue where he's like "I actually did like the joke I just need to see his reaction" or "I hated the joke but I know it'd make Light sad to hear that" and also Misa would be there I guess

[greatestdtective]

I just know the Wammy boys (matt mello near) would just love loossemble why? because i love having baseless opinions