#death note brain rot

[deelavis]

THE STAR.

UPRIGHT: hope, inspiration, renewal, serenity, healing REVERSED: despair, lack of faith, disconnection, discouragement, imbalance The Star represents a person who brings hope, inspiration, and a sense of peace. Others look to you for guidance and support in difficult times. Can you live up to the expectations?

[masodemic]

Near sleeps with a plastic water gun under his pillow, pass it on 🔫

[sethbastian]

[deelavis]

I'm in love with the attention to detail! So here are the reasons Options 3 & 4 are the best choice.

There is a cheekiness to the position. It puts Near behind the handle bars but Mello is in control. It's something Mello would then be easily able to envision while riding his bike later.

Mello would be able to reach the ground easily but Near might have a hard time. As things intensify, his feet slip off the foot pegs. He's on his tiptoes, collapsed over the handle bars as Mello holds his hips.

Mello could lean into one of his elbows on the back seat if the bike is stable enough (let's suspend our disbelief and say it is) with his other hand on Near's hip. Then he could dig his heels into the ground/put a foot on a peg for better leverage.

I think it would be the most fun to draw

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Okay okay I'm trying to write a smut scene involving Mello's motorbike and I would love some opinions on the positioning, because I'm very conflicted about the options here:

So I've established that Mello's bike is most likely a BMW K1200LT, courtesy of a surprisingly recent Answers.com forum post. One good thing about this is that the 2005 models and later all have a centre stand, which means it can stand upright on its own. The lower seat is also 30.3in high, and the average leg length for someone 5'7" is about 32in, so theoretically Mello should be able to put his feet on the ground for stability while straddling the seat.

With all this in mind, I've drawn up a few possible positions for Mello and Near with the bike parked & engine off (ignore how godawful my stick figures are lmfao; I only realised after the fact that my various indications of a second leg look like strangely positioned dicks).

Options 1 & 2 would have Near propped up on the passenger seat and Mello standing over the driver's seat. The first one would have Near bent over the seat, so either Mello holds him up or he puts his feet on the pegs if they're accessible. The second one is the front-facing alternative, which is probably more stable from Near's perspective. Mello might need to stand up on the foot pegs for proper access since the back seat looks quite high.

Options 3 & 4 have Near up against the handlebars. I'm not sure how much room there is on the driver's seat for Mello to fit in there behind him, but across every motorcycle forum I read, these were the most frequently recommended positions, so do with that information what you will???

Option 5 I drew directly into the manga panel, which was to have Mello in the front seat as if he were driving, and Near seated in his lap. This was the very first idea I had and the potential for "riding" metaphors is incredibly tempting; the only concern I have is whether Near can reach the back foot pegs from there to push himself up and down. It looks like the positioning could end up being somewhat awkward, and I have very little faith in his upper body strength alone (sorry Near 💔).

Option 6 is to have Mello bend Near over the bike. The height on Near's end might make this one tricky, but Mello could hold him up if the bike is stable enough.

And finally, option 7: ditch the idea of penetration entirely and just go for a good old-fashioned blowjob with Near up on the seat.

Thoughts???

[bamsara]

How does Narinder feel about canabalism

the only thing he eats is. the onl. the only thi. the . the only thing he eats is L

[rilkeantulip]

when idk what to draw i just draw them as every pinterest photo i see >:]

(all the refs i used that i could find again below the cut)

[grimalkinmessor]

I once read a fic that had a throwaway line about Mello having a branding tattoo on the back of his neck because Wammy's pulled him out of a trafficking ring and that's why he keeps his hair long and I've never been able to get it out of my head it's canon to me now

[deelavis]

They gave our boy yaoi arms but forgot to give him the big hands to match

This official art is still insane too me. Their initials are behind them and they are surrounded by angels. What did they mean by this?

[mihaelkeehl]

idk I think mello brings good artists and writers together smthn in the brain spots a blonde twink in leather who has every disease and latches on hard

[deelavis]

whenever a fanfic says that Mello is wearing a t-shirt I know they probably mean something like this:

but all I can imagine is this or this

Bonus Comic:

Bonus Bonus Shirtless Mello:

[masodemic]

Seems obvious but Near would be into slime

His favorite texture might be either icee or cloud cuz they're fluffy like him

At least one SPK member has tripped over his newly built slime (it's Gevanni)

[deelavis]

Happy New Year Light Yagami

give light yagami a scythe 2k18

[poizonedapplez]

uh oh

[butchsans]

can't tell y'all how humbling it is to have a stranger ask "oh are you working on your laptop??" when i am in fact not working, am currently unemployed, and am actually reading death note in the year of our lord 2023

[mister13eyond]

also please forgive my unhinged rambling attempts to explain how i can feel exactly as positive about something as i did previously but it no longer occupies the Hyperfixation Zone, i know it's probably incomprehensible and i always feel like i'm Letting People Down when the hyperfixation ebbs into normal enjoyment

especially since i Still Love a lot of the things I was hyperfixated on, I just don't have that same Creative Itch about them? like 'wow this piece of media will stay with me forever and shaped me as a person. but the imaginary switch in my brain that fueled the unhinged creative machine about it has now clicked off through no decision of my own and i can no longer Make Stuff about it.'

[deelavis]

these are required reading if you want to be my friend

neallo masterpost: ficlet edition

my main masterpost was getting untenably long, so i'm putting ficlets (<1k) that are not currently part of a larger universe in a separate masterpost. which is what this is :-)

meronia:

there’s an ache in you put there by the ache in me

rating: T | category: M/M | chapters: 1/1 | words: 975

The snow angels are, in all honesty, an excuse, a shameless attempt to get Near alone, to talk with him away from all these fucking people. He didn’t expect so many of their classmates to come back to Wammy’s for the holidays, but maybe he should have— after all, he hates this place, and yet here he is, half-drunk and dragging his ex-rival-turned-ex-something-else out into the cold.

in the absence of the sun

rating: T | category: M/M | chapters: 1/1 | words: 400

It has been almost five months. Near thought by now it would hurt less.

tameness, taught

rating: M | category: M/M | chapters: 1/1 | words: 400

It has been close to a decade since Mello last hurt Near. He remembers the incident with cold, ugly clarity.

obedience training

rating: M | category: F/M | chapters: 1/1 | words: 200

When Near first puts the leather around his neck, Mello sort of wants to roll his eyes, but then she looks so pleased with herself that it’s very hard to begrudge her anything.

crying only because i’m happy

rating: E | category: F/F | chapters: 1/1 | words: 575

In which Mello lovingly overwhelms her good girl.

wedding doves & leather gloves

rating: E | category: F/F | chapters: 1/1 | words: 1k

“Don’t tell me,” Near says, derisive tone tainted by her words wavering. “You want to hear that I’m yours.” Exquisite pain blossoms across her scalp as Mello yanks on her hair. “Don’t be a fucking brat,” Mello hisses. “Answer me. What are you, Near?” “I’m a detective,” she replies flatly. “Just like you are.”

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hallematt:

pure luck

rating: T | category: F/F | chapters: 1/1 | words: 650

In which Matt has an incredible lucky streak.

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kiyomisa:

smeared lipstick

rating: T | category: F/F | chapters: 1/1 | words: 265

the first time misa amane kisses another woman, it’s only to mess up her lipstick.