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#this meant a lot to me at the time as you can see#matty healy#i miss my old twitter#“laying foundations for my future work”#yeah i bet you are
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overheard at work today:
construction guy: so y’all got some studs sticking out of the ground? yeah i’m gonna need a hot work permit
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my haaaands! smell like the piss of a caaaaat!!!!!
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"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?
‼️THIS POST IS ABOUT ANTI-ROMANI SENTIMENT. DO NOT DERAIL. ‼️
#i hate europeans who say this shit. yeah sure you are soooo antiracist. i fucking bet.#literally anyone who cares even a little abt this knows tgat americans are WAY better than us in this regard.#🌌
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
1x11 || 2x10
#yeah i bet you do 👀#hannibal#hannibaledit#tvedit#hannibal lecter#mads mikkelsen#will graham#hugh dancy#hannigram#horroredit#horror#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#murder husbands#hannibal gifs#hannibal 1x11#hannibal 2x10
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monologue
#they said i couldnt have a worse speech bubbles to image ratio and i said 'bet?'#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#two hats spoilers#isat#lucabyteart#sifloop#not rlly but it gets the tag in case ppl r backscrolling my tags on my blog for some reason#anyway this dialogue has been kicking around in my files for about 2 months as it is known to do & i wanted to play with typesetting#'write a fic if you like words so much' absolutely not . what if it was pictures instead. and also i wanted an excuse 2 loop gradient#but yeah uhhhh this is very . very loosely the result of me thinking about the 'island is trapped in the fucking future' theory.#like if so. would it just like. reappear. when the rest of the world catches up w where it was stuck in time. like . 20 more years on.#and thus the q: god wait at what point would sif be older than the age they last knew their parents to be. theyre nearly 30 now so like.#you can see my logical path thru these thoughts yes? anyway i think its fun when these two put their braincells together to realise#the horrors. and kind of exclusively the horrors. wahoo!!!#anyway food for thought re: island reappears and to the islanders it's not been any time at all. but its been like 30 years for the rest#fuck do you do: your boy returns 30 years older plus a family (maybe even a child) and minus . a fucking eye.#also theres a fucking angel with them? update. thats also your boy what the fuck. wait fym theyre married. hold on. wait--
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Yeah nothing Jason does would work in the real world. Good thing he does not live in the real world. He lives in Gotham, which operates on the logic of Hollywood movies from 40 years ago. Oh wait- perhaps that’s integral context for his character!!!
#trying to dunk on Jason and then accidentally critiquing key parts of the Batman mythos#YEAH I bet a setting crafted to justify the existence of a man who turns himself into a fearsome avatar of vengeance#that visits righteous fury upon the scoundrels who pollute the city#is going to be wonky and kinda problematic!!#griping#jason todd#What Jason lacks in adherence to Batman’s narrative rules he makes up for by remaining consistent with the logic of the setting#and having substantive moral symbolism of his own#Jason isn’t the Punisher because a murderous clown did not become ambassador of Iran in any part of Frank’s story do you understand me#Jason is a noble gangster this is an ESTABLISHED American archetype
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x04 - “Paint the Town Blue” ↳ "I never expected this to go on so long. I thought... I don't know what I thought. Just... it wasn't this."
#listen up ppl i gifed this bc 1) caitlyn's so pretty here hngggg hair down cait and 2) im just staring at her nightgown LMFAO#also i dont give a shit about maddie literally cait kept rejecting her here idk why ppl are genuinely so worried did yall not see how#cait folded IMMEDIATELY when she saw vi? yeah poor maddie is a rebound... cait's too weak for vi man#ALSO yall are so whipped for caitvi if you were in maddie's shoes id bet youd be cait's rebound too LMFAOOOOOO#anyways CAIT IN A NIGHTGOWN AWOOOOOOGA#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane season 2 spoilers#league of legends arcane#caitlyn kiramman#maddie#maddie nolen#maddie arcane#arcane maddie#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#arcane league of legends#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep4
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Shiny Mew & Giratina (Origin Form) ko-fi doodle for Quickpaint!
#artists on tumblr#pokemon#giratina#mew#shiny mew#gotchibam arts#ko-fi doodle#thank you sm for requesting!! ;w; <3#I know mew should be smaller but let's just say giratina is farther & mew is closer to the viewer hhhhdjgjhdf#ngl one of the tricky things abt doing the pokedoodles is figuring out their size differences#I actually have to look up each one of their heights before I start working#and sometimes there's inconsistency bet. the height in games vs. the height you see in anime so yeah ._.#it's a lot more work than ppl might think 🥲
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It's a hereditary trait, nothing to be done😔
#Ninjago pls adress Lloyd being a part dragon pls I am begging you#THE POSSIBILITIES#Its so funny how dragons keep saying oh yeah I only teach dragons and shit and Lloyd is just going oh well I guess not then#LLOYD YOU ARE LITERALLY RELATED TO THE MOST POWERFUL DRAGONS#HELLO#TELL YOUR STUDENTS STUFF#Kai and Nya ready to throw hands with Lloyd if he ever says this again#Bet they made Lloyd make a list with all potential future enemies listed for his students#ninjago#lego ninjago#Ninjago dragons rising#Dragons rising#Lego ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising spoilers#Ninjago arin#Arin ninjago#Lloyd garmadon#Ninjago lloyd#Dragon lloyd#Lloyd ninjago#Nya smith#Ninjago nya#Nya ninjago#Kai smith#Ninjago kai#Kai ninjago#Ninjago art#Ninjago meme#Ninjago fanart#My art
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studying queer history (i’m watching star trek)
#I think i’m so funny#star trek#spirk#star trek tos#spock#james t kirk#watching this show is like a punch in the face#like you hear abt how this is like the first ‘ship’#and you go yeah right 🙄#I bet this show from the 60s is sooo gay#and then BOOM#2nd episode ‘I feel ashamed of our friendship’#WOW#now that’s television#mine
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soap who regularly brings ghost tea just because he can walking into his room and only blinking once when he finds ghost maskless
ghost takes the mug with a gentle “thanks johnny” like always. unlike always, soap unthinkingly responds, “thank you, gorgeous.”
a stunning pink nips the apples of ghost’s cheeks and he huffs, shoving soap away with a muttered “piss off, i’m working.” he does, always does, but the thought of that flush, rising to the very tips of ghost’s ears haunts him (the irony is not lost on him). he realizes he’d do anything to see it again.
the names become a part of the routine, nearly as important as the tea itself.
“thanks, johnny.” ghost will say. “no problem, sweetheart” “anytime, darling” “my pleasure, beautiful” soap will return.
its on one of these days that karma decides to strike him down. ghost has just taken the still steaming mug from his fingers, cradling it. soap prepares himself for the usual, an easygoing smile on his lips and his heart beating ever so slightly faster in his chest. the usual doesn’t come.
“thank you, love.” ghost murmurs, voice rumbling in the small room and casting an avalanche of emotion over soap’s steadily heating frame.
love? LOVE?? that wasn’t part of this, ghost was supposed to be the one fighting down nauseous butterflies not soap. that rat bastard, soap thinks, stupefied, he thinks he can outplay me? i’ll fucking show him.
he takes two confident strides forward, places a steadying hand on the back of ghost’s chair and the other on a stubble laden cheek, and leans down to press a chaste kiss to the corner of his mouth. ghost goes rigid, soap can feel the blush against his nose.
“always, simon.”
when ghost pulls him in for a real kiss, messy and hurried but full of longing and want, soap only thinks he could get used to the taste of tea if it was off the man’s lips
#do you see the vision?? do you understand the perspective???#call of duty#cod#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#simon riley#soapghost#ghostsoap#soap x ghost#ghost x soap#ghoap#did i just post? yeah. am i doing it again? you bet your ass i am
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It kind of wrecks me when the media reduces Legolas to the overpowered hot guy who defies gravity.
Like...
Did we watch the same movies?
Not only is this guy just an insanely honorable and fierce member of the Fellowship, but he's an infinitely heartfelt and dedicated friend. He would go to the ends of the earth to follow Aragorn, to save Merry and Pippin, to fight in the name of Frodo Baggins.
He's lost his mother, he was raised by a grieving and emotionally absent father, he was sheltered from the rest of the world for years, he went from insulting and threatening dwarves to protecting and practically EXISTING for one. Not to mention everything he did post war of the ring, uniting his people yet removing himself from his royal status??
And just to think, he has to grapple with immortality. To other elves it doesn't matter, but to him, his entire life has become these mortal friends he's grown to call family. And he has to go on living while they all slowly die.
And yeah, he's a fucking INSANE FIGHTER. Like BEYOND REASON.
I get that to the dude bros he's just a hot guy for the girls to thirst over but in reality he's just as complex as the rest of them and I'd really like for us to acknowledge it for once.
#dont even get me started on him and his bf#oh yeah yk that guy i called ugly that one time? hes my husband now#yeah i bet you think dwarves are ugly legolas#i can make 50 posts about this#legolas#lotr#lord of the rings#tolkien#peter jackson#middle earth
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i apologise in advance for the person i become when these panels get animated next year
#NAKED SEBASTIAN IS COMING HOMEEEEEE#GOOD LORD#GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY#you guys bet im going to make a kazillion edits when this scene gets animated#oh yeah ciels dying in the background but who cares about him right#feeding off of these crumbs in the panels#i need to be SEDATED#black butler manga#kuroshitpost#sebastian michaelis#kuroshitsuji manga#black butler#kuroshitsuji
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we need more vampire characters who are squeamish at the sight of blood. that's a comedic goldmine and it's just sitting there
#'why do you look like you're about to faint you literally drink blood'#yeah and you eat steak but i bet if a cow showed up and split open its viscera in front of you you'd be freaked out too fuck OFF
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GALAXY IMPACT🌌🌟💥
#One Piece#opgraphics#Monkey D. Garp#*mine#holy sh*t the amount of times Luffy would've died as a kid if Garp had used even a fraction of his true strength...#Garp must've been an absolute BEAST at his prime#also am i mad that Garp holds all this power in his fist yet didn't lift a goddamn finger to help Ace in Marineford?#but is willing to risk it all for Coby??#yeah you bet you bet i f*cking am 😒#dis animation go hard AF tho 🔥🔥🔥
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