#YOUR MOM IS EVIL
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The dynamic between Horace, Alan, and Oliver actually eats me alive
#they hate each other#they love each other#they have absolutely no sense of boundaries#imagine being oliver and finding out your boss is marrying your mother#your boss who honestly is sort of the only actual father figure in your life because your parents are divorced and your dad lives in london#your boss who cries when you try to ask for a raise but is suddenly doing way too much and now you have to act like you want this#even though you don't#and his nephew who hates your guts#even though at this point you're maybe kind of friends#you don't even know#is suddenly going to be YOUR STEP BROTHER#and oh look it's the wedding day#and maybe your not happy#but you've come to terms with everything#and suddenly#YOUR MOM IS EVIL#and has been using everyone to get what she wanted#and is using you as her sole justification for everything#even though it's honestly harming you the most#and now horace doesn't have any caduceo powers left#alan is going through it because of his dad#the hospital has been attacked#MIGHTY MED IS DESTROYED#and now the only thing you even had maybe resembling a family#is ripped away from you#AUGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHH#they. make. me. violently. ill.#mighty med#oliver mm#horace diaz
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“um, you are actually supposed to hate this character with your whole chest, the text is EXTREMELY clear that he is terrible and you should not like him”
well i like him anyway. what are you going to do about it, tell my mom?
#salty peak sect 🧂#this is not just about jgy but it is mostly about jgy#(and nhs to a lesser extent)#also the text is NOT clear that he is evil or that we should hate him#and no amount of snippy and self-important commentary is ever going to change that#also go ahead and tell my mom!! rip whoever manages to get her on the phone#you’ll never get those 3.5 hrs of your life back again
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my mom was defeatist when she found out biden dropped out of the race, but i told her i was having hope. seeing the posts about the donations rolling in, i think my hope is well placed
Hold your ground! HOLD YOUR GROUND!
Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day!
An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down -- but it is not this day! This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
#on-and-on-we-go-forever#ask#lotr#look i am just saying#if lotr slaps at one thing#(and it slaps at many)#it is in motivational speeches delivered by the heroes against overwhelming evil and bad odds#also fond -- to put it mildly -- of RIDE! RIDE NOW! RIDE TO RUIN! AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!#so yes#chin up to you and your mom and the rest of us#just posted the fundraising update and it also slaps#let us do this fucking thing and smite orange sauron once and for all#kamala harris 2024#get his ass kamala
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I love Alicent’s anti-boy mom arc this season and no one will convince me that she’s a badly written character for that complexity
#house of the dragon#hod#alicent hightower#rhaenicent#she made the same choice Heleana had to… if you’re sons are already doomed do you make the choice to try to save your daughter#does that make you a bad mom?#I don’t think so#She’s had so few choices in her life and now she’s just trying to save the child she can#that is so much more interesting than a delusional evil step mother stereotype
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Edit: Tone Tag 😭 I am not yelling at y’all, I’m just exploding in my little gay disabled wandavision young avengers bubble. It’s all excitement/relief/love over here. 😊💙
JAC REPURPOSED WANDA’S CRAPPY RITUALISTIC AMNESIAC STORYLINE FOR GOOD
“JUST PRETEND I’M NOT HERE” JAC SCHAEFFER— 🫠
IT’S NOT TWO KIDS IN ONE BODY, THE HEX INDIRECTLY KILLED WILLIAM KAPLAN, BILLY MAXIMOFF IS REALLY BILLY WITH A REAL SOUL THAT HAD NO HOME—HE’S REALLY WANDA’S SON, TOMMY’S BROTHER
SOME OF HIS MEMORIES GOT MUDDLED AND HE LEARNED TO REPRESS SOME OF HIS MAGIC, BUT HE COULD BARELY EVEN GET OUT CALLING REBECCA “MOM” IN THE KAPLANS’ LIVING ROOM AND HE NEVER REMEMBERED WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LIFE—BECAUSE WANDA’S KIDS WERE REAL AND HERS, WHETHER 45 YEARS OF MISOGYNISTIC COMICS WRITERS LIKE IT OR NOT
“WHO ARE YOU?” “WILLIAM KAPLAN.” “SAY AGAIN?”
“I’M BILLY MAXIMOFF” AND
“I’M NOT THAT NICE” 😭
BILLY MAXIMOFF FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY, HE DIDN’T JUST TAKE WILLIAM KAPLAN’S BOYFRIEND TO BLEND IN
JAC DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT TOMMY, NO ONE DID—THIS WHOLE THING IS FOR HIM AND HE’S EVERYWHERE
WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LAST WORDS WERE “MOM, LOOK OUT” AND
BILLY MAXIMOFF’S FIRST WORD OUTSIDE THE HEX
WAS “TOMMY” 😭
#“IT’S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. BILLY.” 😭💔#i am UNWELL 😭#“There’s no permanent damage. You’re ready to be discharged. Are you? Ready?” to LIVE AGAIN U MEAN after this HAUNTED ME for 4 YEARS? 😭#“THANKS FOR CHOOSING ME TO BE YOUR MOM” 😩 HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET WE’LL HEAR A CALLBACK—#“WANNA WATCH A MOVIE? PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR. FREAKY BUT GROUNDED” J A C 😂#“MS. HARKNESS I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT TO BE SO CHAOTIC” I AM DECEASED HE’S *PERFECT* 😂#HIS COP BACKTALK WAS IN HER HEAD THAT’S SO FUNNY 💀#JAC SCHAEFFER#Wiccan#young avengers#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#teen agatha all along#wiccling#wiccan x hulkling#teddy altman#Hulkling#agatha all along spoilers#aaa spoilers#wandavision#agatha all along#lgbtqia#wanda maximoff#body was never actually in Westview? her magic just let Agatha know she had died? that’s an interesting wrinkle?#how did they get thru that detective scene w/o breaking tbh lmao#“she chose a town full of strangers over her own flesh and wires” was EVIL 😭#so fascinating that#lilia calderu#chose to protect Wanda’s kid. I wonder if the sigil also slowly suppressed some of his powers & memories too
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AND IF IM LYING THEN MAY THE DEVIL TAKE ME AWAY!!
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Prompt 234
More of the Tiamat Au? More of the Tiamat Au!
Sharing a body was strange. Ten limbs split between the nine of them- thirteen if one counted the tails and seventeen if one counted the fact that their cloak… skirt… whatever could mimic the wings of their other form.
One which they would change back to after a few moments- there was much less stumbling when it was all fours. Not to mention that if not for the tails they’d have easily toppled over with how many arms they had making them slightly top heavy. Okay more than slightly, it was taking a bit to adjust.
Honestly the fields of wheat and other crops did nothing to hide them with how tall even this body was, but it was still better than nothing, and they were using the fact it was the middle of nowhere to their shared advantage.
At least the humanoid- not human, even now their shared power thrummed through the air, leaking from them- form was smaller than their true draconic one. Well, perhaps they shouldn’t call it their true form, when they were once all human, halfa and liminal alike, but they’d long since stopped being such. So perhaps it was in fact true to call the form they had become as their normal state now.
Actually, could they even separate now? Or had their power melded together so much that it was impossible now, and an attempt would end them? It would at the very least crack their core-
“What the fuck.”
Their head lurched, a little too far if the jolt of pain was anything before it melted away. They were all too used to moving their own necks separately. But all of them agreed that discovery could not happen-
Oh.
It was a child. A preteen with red-orange hair, blue-green eyes, expensive clothing, and most damming of all, large swaths of bruising across his arms. Bruising that did not come from usual play, and looked far too much like hand prints for any of their comfort.
Someone had very much not been taking care of this child. And that really made them quite angry.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#The Class Pulls a Tiamat#The ennead finding lil baby Lex: Oh no the poor baby… our baby now#Lex as an adult seeing reporter also from smallville: Oh thank fuck- pretend I didn’t say that#Lex raised by the chaos 9 would be twice as horrifying#Lex got tossed over to this small town whenever his bio-father got tired of him#But he has a new mom-dad now & was raised as a feral lil shit#Acts like an ass still towards other rich people#But he was raised by a feral hydra and it SHOWS the first time someone tries to kidnap him#Liminal Lex Luthor#What happened to Lionel? They DEFINITELY didn’t eat him#Ennead: Son you better not become a hero plz you will lose so much sleep & your schoolwork will suffer-#Luthor feels better about Superman because he knows there’s things that CAN defeat him if he turns evil#That’s even if he still ends up in Metropolis lol#Or if he stays human and doesn’t learn dragon shapeshifting from his new parents lol#PFFT Lex Luthor collecting kryptonite not to use against Superman but for hoarding purposes lmao
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The pitch for Buffy The Vampire Slayer was probably just “What if there was a girl who could kill vampires. And she can Never Catch A Fucking Break”
#Goes to a new school? It’s on the mouth of hell!#Trip to the zoo? Your friend just got possessed by a hyena spirit!#Have a parent-teacher meeting? Blond Twink (second most dangerous vampire in history) shows up and your mom hits him with an axe!#Got a new boyfriend who seems totally normal? He’s actually part of an underground military operation where he is fed drugs on the regular!#Have a little sister? Wrong! She’s actually The Key and is not your sister at all. And a Hell God wants her ritually sacrificed#New teacher? Nope she’s actually a fucking bug and she tries to breed with and eat your friend#Die and finally be at peace? Lol nope you’ve been revived. And that Blond Twink can do damage to you now#Your best friend just got back together with her gf? Gf immediately got shot and now your best friend is trying to end the world#Living a relatively calm life? The Blond Twink is back and has lost his fucking marbles. Also the very concept of Evil wants to square up#It’s so fucking funny in retrospect but I feel so bad for her#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#buffy summers#buffy anne summers
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Been thinking about Transfem!Vlad these past couple of days, so I decided to draw her in my sketchbook in-between zine work <3
#quinn does art#danny phantom#danny fenton#vlad masters#vlad plasmius#trans vlad#transfem vlad#trans danny#transmasc danny#badger cereal#sorta im putting it there anyways#Diversity win! The evil fruitloop who wants to kill your dad and marry your mom is a woman!#idk if Vlad would change her name when she transitions tbh but i know she'd chose a name like Mildred if she did#also think she and Danny would have the funniest transfem + transmasc beef out there#anyways i may draw Millie more in the future when im not swamped she was fun to draw <3 I love women#btw dont tag as P*mp P*p please i dont think i have to clarify that but just in case
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Felix x VOGUE KOREA
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i just finished dark heir
#me foaming at the mouth during the last chapters: HE IS! FUCKING! SAVING YOU!#i am huddled around will kempen hissing like a mama cat none of these fuckers are allowed to look at him#dark rise#okay but like. cyrian at literally every moment in the book you see will anticipating things and making connections#that you never make. doing things like a leader & being fucking smart and strategic. and your dumb ass really thought.#hm. must mean i shouldnt listen to him about the magic staff that can literally stop the end of the world. must be evil.#me: [screams into the abyss]#i know i cant expect characters to react like readers and they DID all react like i knew they would but god it was so infuriating!!!!!#and heart breaking! god!!!! god!!!!! will reliving his mother's initial betrayal over and over and OVER again#and thinking about all the little moments we get where the novel tells us: if these 'evil' characters had just been accepted#instead of tossed aside maybe they wouldnt have fallen. if they had been protected instead of killed maybe they would have#become protectors instead of killers. maybe if will's mom hadn't tried to butcher him for the sin of his own birth#he wouldn't have been so scared to tell people he lied to them.#anyway im not normal about will kempen and if book 3 doesnt give me his friends fucking accepting him i'll kill someone#me looking directly at visander: i dont care how charming you are i'll murder your ass about it#i read this book in like 5 hrs im being very normal about it
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Women who don’t conform to the "society norms for women"??? Chief kiss best women. I DON’T WANT HER YOUNG AND SUBMISSIVE. I WANT HER TO PUT ME IN A BOX???
Minthara with her pretty older woman face and her deep deep voice????
Cait with her rudeness and her thick Irish accent???
Marguerit Maida???? JILL FUCKING VALENTINE??? AMANDA YOUNG!
#guys i think im a lesbian?????#i am i love woman#i would have love to be a drow woman guys#actually not it’s shitty like fuck your mom beat you wtf??#it’s either she’s addicted with a lot of trauma or she’s older than me with also a lot of trauma lol#amanda young#saw#minthara#bg3#resident evil#jill valentine#marguerit maida#subnautica#cait fallout 4
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briefly considered an idea where julian's daughter visits the button house hotel before remembering she's literally a green party mp and it's a golf resort. rip julian you will never see your daughter again
#GRANTED i don't know anything about british politics but i feel it would be a Bad Look for a green party mp to stay at a golf resort#the fact that they made it a golf resort is so evil why couldnt it be just a hotel 😭😭 why golf 😭#bbc ghosts#ghosts spoilers#unrelated but i am fucking haunted by that email he typed out to his wife. did he ever send that#pov youre a green party mp and youre forced to visit a golf resort because your horrible dead tory dad sent an email to your mom#from beyond the grave. somehow
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Honestly the way I look at it all three daughters think they are Alcina’s favorite.
Bela: She’s the eldest and her mom’s helper. Alcina trusts her with big tasks and praises her a lot for it. She’s the only one who can do these things and the fact her mom trusts her and only her solidifies this believe.
Cassandra: Alcina spends A LOT of time with her. She knows all what’s happening with her, knows about her hobbies and interests and indulges her. Her mom trusts her abilities to the point where she lets her do things she normally doesn’t allow. But she only allows her to do it because she trusts her like that.
Daniela: To Alcina, Daniela never does anything wrong. Ever. She is her little angel who minds her own business, often staying in the library reading her books and not bothering anyone. She is harmless, and Alcina always tells her that she is special and to continue being herself. That one day she will grow as strong and capable as her sisters but for now she can continue doing what she loves.
It’s because of this that each one thinks she’s Alcina’s favorite. While in reality, Alcina loves them all the same. Each daughter has her merits and she focuses on that.
Oh, and one way to get Alcina livid is to mention ‘middle child syndrome’ and watch her explode in anger because her middle daughter is not neglected or overlooked. On the contrary, she pays more attention to her so that she doesn’t feel left out and it might have resulted in said daughter getting used to the excess attention thus feeding her dramatic streak.
#house dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#resident evil village#daniela dimitrescu#resident evil 8#bela dimitrescu#re8#alcina dimitrescu#headcanon#honestly in the game each daughter was literally like ‘I’m mother’s favorite’ and it’s so cute#like no babies each one of you thinks so it’s cute how delulu you all are#your mom talks about you all the same#she loves them all so much i can’t you guys#allowing cass to hunt deer in the spring where it might be a bit chilly????#Alcina is TRUSTING her to return home if the temperature drops but she lets her go#and it something only cass does because she loves hunting#her mama is not going to deny her that#that’s why she thinks she’s special because her mama trusts ONLY her to go out and do this#bela is girlboss because her mama said so and she wears the label with PRIDE#dani is the spoiled baby and she loves it because her mama always praises her and never ever gets mad at her
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The second prince is legit beefing with a fish and is LOSING real badly
#this guy really thinks a fish is out to get him#in all fairness he’s somewhat correct#imagine your evil plans being foiled by a carp#and your brother is like ‘this is what you get for trying to kill my fish’#and the fish also like beat your mom up once#mu tianzhao#mu tianchi#li yu#the disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish
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I think it’s *ahem* interesting that the same portion of the fandom that understands how Ted’s poor mental health and under-addressed trauma negatively impact his life and worsen his decision making also tend to treat Dottie Lasso like she’s the devil incarnate who’s single-handedly destroyed her son and his wellbeing. There’s this group of fans who both acknowledge Ted’s mental health journey as an imperative part of his arc and journey (which it is!) and excuse a lot of his behavior, particularly when it comes to the ways in which his mental health at its worst inarguably lessens his ability to be a present and effective parent to his son. They actively encourage him NOT to return home to son because “he finally has the chance to prioritize himself and needs to take it” or whatever, then turn around and say Dottie’s an irredeemably horrible evil witch who spends her time manipulating Ted and toying with his feelings. Ignoring completely that she’s also a women with a heck of a lot of under addressed trauma who’s gone without the resources to help herself and presumably also carries the baggage of growing up under a “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” mentality. Which is not to say I don’t think a lot of Dottie does is net bad/harmful! It totally is! And Ted is 100% in the right for confronting her and calling her out for the ways in which her inability to discuss what happened to their family has longterm fucked with his head. I just also think Dottie is also in the right for calling out Ted and the net negative effect his absence is having on Henry.
The thing about that scene is that they are both simultaneously wrong and right! But what makes it an effective conversation is that hell, at least now they’re talking about it! And airing out their baggage (hopefully) jumpstarts a positive change for both of them to do better for one another and their wider family. Because yes, I do think the conversation with Dottie contributed to Ted’s decision to return home…but unlike others, I think that is a good thing! The end of Ted’s story on the show is that he’s gotten the help Dottie never did (either because she didn’t know those resources were available to her, or the stigma around mental health dissuaded her, or whatever) and he’s all the better for it! By showing up in London, I do think there’s evidence that Dottie is also trying. Like sure, yes, she’s often misguided and faulty in her efforts. But she and Ted are much more similar than they are different. Both do a ton of masking to hid their own problems. Both are two imperfect people who made decisions they *thought* were right for their children only to later realize they’d fallen short as parents. And I think by the end of Mom City it’s safe to say that both are people who want to recognize their failings as parents and rectify what they can.
So yeah Dottie Lasso they could never make me hate you. Or whatever.
#like ugh. it’s not like it’s unusual for female side characters to get the brunt of a fandoms anger#instead of acknowleging that yes their Favorite Guy has and is contributing to the issue#and no it’s not Only That Evil Woman’s Fault#but this case I find particularly egregious because Ted and Dottie are sooo similar!!!#why are we acting like Ted himself wasn’t perpetuating the ‘bury your trauma and ignore being mentally unwell’ mentality#and even flying across the world about it#but has now gotten better because he let in a support system including mental health professionals#and can now hopefully help his mom do the same!#like the level of DISCONNECT is personally very crazy. to me.#the amount of t*dbe**** putting Dottie lasso on the same tier as RUPERT and JAMES SR in their character ranking…..#can we be soooo fr.#anywayyy#ch: ted lasso#Dottie lasso#ted lasso#ted lasso meta
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