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ruubesz-draws · 6 months

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When bae is angry at you

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jabberamongthetrees · 2 years

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#jabber watches retro ee and is emotion #omg 2017 sl so just ugggggh #mick x whitney #mick x linda #L is so right about M #he is such a little boy #he keeps saying idk how I feel uggggggghhhhh #bleck bleck #ohhh the angst #YOU DO NOT LOVE HER BABE

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luna-loveboop · 8 months

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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys #:)

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shirecorn · 23 days

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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hood-ex · 3 months

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"Love" and "proud" and "family" come up so frequently in bat comics now. Bleh. Bring back something I can relate to like emotional constipation and repression.

#boooo i want my dysfunctional family rep #which like they are still. technically. i mean you can't look at gotham war and be like that's a functional family #but at the same time they have a group chat and like huh what?? naaaah group chat is too... normal #am i making sense #i just feel like instead of being big happy family #they should all be more sectioned off #to only some members interacting or getting along #and others not really interacting or not being that close #y'know. variety.#and steph not being included in the family and just a friend/ally. like babe she's not bruce's kid and why would you want her to be #why would you do that to her and give her a dad like bruce #but also also all the love/pride/family stuff hits so much better when it's rare. a treat. it's so constant now it doesn't hit the same #batfam

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kneelingshadowsalome · 5 months

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More König story ideas in pics

Can I just say I love that snake/dragon suit.... I need to be a maiden who rocks a snake suit and then some crazy lovestruck man König arrives and is like "babe? why are you in a snake suit? oh well it doesn't matter you're perfect just the way you are :) :)"

#also the tree babe/nymph?#i'd wager she's kinda pissed!#“dude what are you doing that for this is my home”#könig the lonely logger falls in love the minute he sees her waltz out of that tree

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beautifulterriblequeen · 2 months

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Horrible new theory about Runaan's shirt today.

-no, not the new one, the one he lost-

He's still got his green assassin shirt here on the balcony, and vest too:

But by the time Gren is thrown into the dungeon a couple days later, it's missing.

Runaan's also sporting bags under his eyes because he'd been kept awake all night, enjoying Viren's frustrations about losing Harrow and also getting denied the crown of Katolis.

So. About that missing shirt.

I can't think of too many things worse for a guy who wears four shirts at once than to have them all taken off while he's badly hurt and manacled to the wall, and then be tickled half to death all night long, on his birthday.

#tdp theory #tdp angst #runaan #tw torture #tdp spoilers #i thought i was done getting horrible details about the dungeon torture but nooOOOoo #claudia looks guilty in the second pic too #she knows #imagining her chopping up a leaflynx and setting its ear fluff on a tray for her dad to use on his prisoner alongside other fun ingredients #okay gnight dad have fun torturing the elf. he deserves it!#and now she has to remember what she's done and she's not enjoying those memories #tbh i can see why she is drawn to aaravos #he tells her everything she's done was right and correct and she shouldn't feel guilty for any of it #WHEW what a relief huh terry it's all okay i've done nothing wrong ever in my life i'm golden #terry: babe i do love you but maybe let's try this one again #final thought: if runaan stays awake all night on his birthday it should be for sexier reasons than dungeon tickle torture okay #runaan was already broody but the man may never laugh again now

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lover-of-mine · 11 months

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invinciblerodent · 22 days

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writing is a wild hobby because sometimes you put down the most poetic bullshit, the most beautiful, evocative imagery that feels like you tore it from your very soul

and sometimes you write "she opened her un-jizzed eye"

#squirrel writes #you know; as opposed to her jizzed eye #though i am kind of proud of the line i gave my girl #“I aim to please-- and you apparently aim to cover.”#like yeah. yeah you do need 22 CHA to pull that off. babe that's ridiculous.#i continue to love those two idiots. and the stupid sex they have.#oc: iona raedir #thinking about doing a personal little “kinkmeme” thing; partly to distract myself from veilguard and avoid my dash #and partly because why not yknow

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mxrisacoulter · 3 days

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#does this count as h*rny on main?#mayhaps #i just wasnt expecting him to say that and it caught me offguard #and no one else has made a gifset so i cant just casually reblog it and go about my day #no i have to spend hours doing it and then admit that i thought it was kind of hot ok #anyway #colin farrell #lady gaga #demi moore #she is also in the gifset so she gets a tag #graham norton #i guess #mine*#on a tangent it does crack me up how hayley williams was like love this era of gaga look on her story #like babe she literally looks like she could be cosplaying you 10 years ago come on now

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ballpitwitch · 1 year

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Keanu Reeves performs with his band Dogstar at The Roxy on July 18, 2023 in Los Angeles, California.

#time to run screaming into the afternoon #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #*#this is all ive accomplished today #LOOK HOW SMILEY HE IS #bassist bf #boyfriend shaped #my favorite shape #i love arm #MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE #tell everyone you saw me with the devil #keke babe do you need a hair tie i have a spare #just like the bass i would also just be hanging from his neck #bassist keanu created the heat wave #mother nature? global warming? i don't know her #he's really been here and hot my whole damn life #what a time to be alive

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blueskittlesart · 1 year

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i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.

literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving

#yeah botw zelda fanart is always like. woe. skinny girl be upon ye #and people on instagram get SOOOO pissed about the way i draw her its so funny. the comments are always so formulaic #like its always 'uhmmm im skinny and ur taking away MY representation my body type is beautiful too!!'#or 'um i just dont think you should be promoting an unhealthy body type' SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #OR if its a man theyll be like 'um you made her look fat :/' like its an insult. like yeah babe that was on purpose. lmfao #and its not like i dont notice that people ONLY EVER get pissed about how i stylize ZELDA'S body. because i change link's body type too.#but i make HIM noticably SKINNIER. like gee i wonder why we have a problem with one of these but not the other one guys. lmao #anyway. im glad tumblr has so many fat zelda appreciators because things are fucking bleak on instagram lmao #and i do also occasionally get jumpscared by skinny zelda. like i KNOW she looks like that but also She Would Not Fucking Look Like That #asks

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thereaderinsertlady · 3 months

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I love my sweet boys that I made up completely in my head

#dimentio #count bleck #super paper mario #spm #these little guys i've named them Count Rose and Pinkie #why pinkie? umm i made him a lil too pink and didnt feel like changing it xd #dimentio would be PISSED to know i've named him fucking. pinkie. of all names i coulda gave him #the whole bleck gang ive made into plants but im not brave enough to draw the rest of them lmao #i had made nastasia into lil blue flowers but i fucked her up so bad i aint wanna show it xd gotta redo her #she prolly hiding behind that rock or smfn #o'chunks was gunna be some random red flower but i figured he'd be one of those big red trees instead #SPENT FOREVER ON THESE BTW #both of them had outlines but i spent so long un-outlining count rose that i didnt feel like doing dimentio lmao #maybe some day dimentio too will get no outline privileges #dey both have hands but was i gunna draw dems? HA. NO #mimi prolly is a flytrap of some kind and mr. l is likely a clover 🍀#i love my lotus and rose boy 🫴❤️#spent like 3 hours figuring out rock textures and eventually settled on something ''''simple''''#dimentio also probably plays with the lil fishies in his pond #lore: timpani started as a flower but then turned into a big ass butterfly. now Count Rose got that big butterfly babe #if you draw any of the little guys i will kiss you a million times #alsoalso dont look too closely at the rocks behind dimentio in the 2nd image i got lazy

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shibee-inu · 10 days

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I wish that I knew / What makes you think I'm so special

#the princess and the witch. the light and the shadow. do you all understand the vision here #thinking about how she wanted to return to Kairi in KH2 #it feels a bit like Naminé looks up to Kairi... sees her as this ultimate good that Naminé herself can't ever be #and I think that's INTERESTING #Nomura do things with your interesting women challenge level: impossible #kingdom hearts #kh2 spoilers #naminé #kh kairi #my art #digital art #also fun fact about this piece: there is no red or yellow in it #I love color theory so much #it's all blue babes

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pathetic-gamer · 8 months

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so iconic that Alice Wake's response to discovering that she actually isn’t being haunted by the evil ghost of her husband - he's just losing his mind while trapped in an alternate dimension - was to enter that dimension, figure out how it works, work out how to escape, use that knowledge and her art to make a magic weapon, and then trick her husband into thinking those apparitions of him that she was seeing drove her to suicide so he would use the weapon against himself and thereby achieve apotheosis and escape the Dark Place once and for all and IT FUCKING WORKED

#her mind #alice wake #alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 spoilers #alan wake spoilers #sure babe you love me but do you love me enough to follow me into a nightmare dimension and kill me so I'll be free even though #it means you will be left behind and remain trapped within the nightmare dimension??

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moghedien · 4 months

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GIRL THATS TOO MANY ANIMALS

#buttons is our love child #do you think she thought he was just a normal puppy #and then she brought it home to her ranger wife who was like ‘uhhh babe’#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart

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