#YOU DO NOT LOVE HER BABE
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ruubesz-draws · 8 months ago
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When bae is angry at you
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jabberamongthetrees · 2 years ago
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luna-loveboop · 9 months ago
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
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I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
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And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
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Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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shirecorn · 3 months ago
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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hood-ex · 5 months ago
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"Love" and "proud" and "family" come up so frequently in bat comics now. Bleh. Bring back something I can relate to like emotional constipation and repression.
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betelgeusing · 30 days ago
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watched The Substance and I cannot lie I LOVE the part where she goes goblin mode
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kneelingshadowsalome · 7 months ago
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More König story ideas in pics
Can I just say I love that snake/dragon suit.... I need to be a maiden who rocks a snake suit and then some crazy lovestruck man König arrives and is like "babe? why are you in a snake suit? oh well it doesn't matter you're perfect just the way you are :) :)"
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mxrisacoulter · 2 months ago
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beautifulterriblequeen · 3 months ago
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Horrible new theory about Runaan's shirt today.
-no, not the new one, the one he lost-
He's still got his green assassin shirt here on the balcony, and vest too:
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But by the time Gren is thrown into the dungeon a couple days later, it's missing.
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Runaan's also sporting bags under his eyes because he'd been kept awake all night, enjoying Viren's frustrations about losing Harrow and also getting denied the crown of Katolis.
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So. About that missing shirt.
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I can't think of too many things worse for a guy who wears four shirts at once than to have them all taken off while he's badly hurt and manacled to the wall, and then be tickled half to death all night long, on his birthday.
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lover-of-mine · 1 year ago
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whoatemyshoe · 23 days ago
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Walk, walk, walk the road, we walk the winding road
Wherever it may bend, I'll be there at the end
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There's a road that's wild and wicked
Winding through the wood
Where all that's wrong is right
And all that's bad is good
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Through many miles of tricks and trials
We wander high and low
Tame your fears, the door appears
The time has come to go
Down, down, down the road, down the windy road
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Down, down, down the road, down the windy road
Down, down, down the road, down the windy road
Follow me, my friend
To glory at the end
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Marching ever forward, 'neath the wooded shrine
I stray not from the path, hold your hand in mine
What's gone is gone, we carry on
Always forever by your side
Down, down, down the road, down the witches road
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My blood, my tears, my bone
Maiden, Mother, Crone
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I have always known, this road is cruel and wild
I bury my own heart, here with you, my child
If one be gone, we carry on
But every mile I go
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With every bend, beyond the end
Your mother loves you so
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shibee-inu · 2 months ago
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I wish that I knew / What makes you think I'm so special
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invinciblerodent · 3 months ago
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writing is a wild hobby because sometimes you put down the most poetic bullshit, the most beautiful, evocative imagery that feels like you tore it from your very soul
and sometimes you write "she opened her un-jizzed eye"
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spookyfooxx · 2 months ago
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Showed this to my wife and she said it was a pain face. BABY. BABE. HONEY. LOVE OF MY LIFE. THE STAR IN MY SKIES. BABYGIRL. DOVE. BABE I KNOW YOU AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH KINKY STUFF. BUT BABY. GRÁ. A ST��R. THAT IS NOT A PAIN FACE, MY DEAR. THAT IS A KINKY GAY PLEASURE FACE. love u babe ❤
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ballpitwitch · 1 year ago
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Keanu Reeves performs with his band Dogstar at The Roxy on July 18, 2023 in Los Angeles, California.
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blueskittlesart · 1 year ago
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i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.
literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving
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