#YOU DO NOT LOVE HER BABE

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

[jabberamongthetrees]

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[luna-loveboop]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[hood-ex]

"Love" and "proud" and "family" come up so frequently in bat comics now. Bleh. Bring back something I can relate to like emotional constipation and repression.

[betelgeusing]

watched The Substance and I cannot lie I LOVE the part where she goes goblin mode

[kneelingshadowsalome]

More König story ideas in pics

Can I just say I love that snake/dragon suit.... I need to be a maiden who rocks a snake suit and then some crazy lovestruck man König arrives and is like "babe? why are you in a snake suit? oh well it doesn't matter you're perfect just the way you are :) :)"

[mxrisacoulter]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Horrible new theory about Runaan's shirt today.

-no, not the new one, the one he lost-

He's still got his green assassin shirt here on the balcony, and vest too:

But by the time Gren is thrown into the dungeon a couple days later, it's missing.

Runaan's also sporting bags under his eyes because he'd been kept awake all night, enjoying Viren's frustrations about losing Harrow and also getting denied the crown of Katolis.

So. About that missing shirt.

I can't think of too many things worse for a guy who wears four shirts at once than to have them all taken off while he's badly hurt and manacled to the wall, and then be tickled half to death all night long, on his birthday.

[lover-of-mine]

[whoatemyshoe]

Walk, walk, walk the road, we walk the winding road

Wherever it may bend, I'll be there at the end

There's a road that's wild and wicked

Winding through the wood

Where all that's wrong is right

And all that's bad is good

Through many miles of tricks and trials

We wander high and low

Tame your fears, the door appears

The time has come to go

Down, down, down the road, down the windy road

Down, down, down the road, down the windy road

Down, down, down the road, down the windy road

Follow me, my friend

To glory at the end

Marching ever forward, 'neath the wooded shrine

I stray not from the path, hold your hand in mine

What's gone is gone, we carry on

Always forever by your side

Down, down, down the road, down the witches road

My blood, my tears, my bone

Maiden, Mother, Crone

I have always known, this road is cruel and wild

I bury my own heart, here with you, my child

If one be gone, we carry on

But every mile I go

With every bend, beyond the end

Your mother loves you so

[shibee-inu]

I wish that I knew / What makes you think I'm so special

[invinciblerodent]

writing is a wild hobby because sometimes you put down the most poetic bullshit, the most beautiful, evocative imagery that feels like you tore it from your very soul

and sometimes you write "she opened her un-jizzed eye"

[spookyfooxx]

Showed this to my wife and she said it was a pain face. BABY. BABE. HONEY. LOVE OF MY LIFE. THE STAR IN MY SKIES. BABYGIRL. DOVE. BABE I KNOW YOU AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH KINKY STUFF. BUT BABY. GRÁ. A STÓR. THAT IS NOT A PAIN FACE, MY DEAR. THAT IS A KINKY GAY PLEASURE FACE. love u babe ❤

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves performs with his band Dogstar at The Roxy on July 18, 2023 in Los Angeles, California.

[blueskittlesart]

i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.

literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving