#YOU CANNOT MAKE ME

[vibrantvenus]

Hannigram are like if fluttercord were both assholes

[autobotmedic]

Other 'excellent' human terrors for Ratchet's clever little thinker: The Stuff, Event Horizon, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, and maybe Underwater.

That about covers the gambit of human comprehension of terror.

[ why are you doing this to me. what have i ever done to you.

[hunterwritesstuff]

Headcanons/canons for the phighting characters? (Ocs too) like sexuality headcanons and pronoun headcanons

By asking this, you cannot get upset about any of these Headcanons. they are MY HEADCANONS. Don't get pissy because there are cishets here. /srs /gen /nm

Boombox - Transmasc and gay, trust me.(He/Him)

Biograft - Aroace icon(They/them)

Medkit - Transmasc Gay, source; trust me bro(He/Him)

Banhammer: Cis Bi icon(He/Him)

Subspace: Cis Bisexual(He/Him)

Scythe: Transfem Sapphic(She/Her)

Vine Staff: Cis Lesbian(She/Her)(I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS, RIGHT???/silly)

The Broker: Transmasc Demiromantic(Bi aligned)(He/Him)

Rubberhose: Transmasc/nonbinary Gay(It/its, he/him)

Bitcrusher: Transmasc(I KNOW I KEEP FORGETTING HIS TOP SURGERY SCARS, SHHHHH-) Gay(He/Him)

The Butcher: Cisgender Bisexual(Fem leaning)(He/Him)

Dolly: Transfem Lesbian(She/Her)

(Characters I still need to draw/design below here btw lmao)

Venomshank: Demiboy Gay(He/They)

Snowy: Cishet(She/her)

Reeler: Cishet(He/Him)

Ballete: Cis Lesbian(She/her)

Cam: Cis Bisexual(He/Him)

Reporter: Cishet(He/Him)

Knitter: Cishet(She/Her)

Smoker: Cis Bisexual(He/Him)

Cueball: Cis Bisexual(He/Him)

Butterfly Knife: Cis Bisexual(She/Her)

Pool Noodle: Nonbinary Pansexual(They/Them)

Glaive: Cis Bisexual(He/Him)

Siren: Cis Bisexual(She/Her)

Miniaxe: Demiboy Pansexual(He/They)

Cutlass: Nonbinary Bisexual(They/Them)

[open-window]

I have discovered that I can in fact experience attraction to men, and that attraction comes in the form of young Val Kilmer as Madmartigan in the forgotten Disney classic "Willow."

[ciitrinitas]

what the fuck is that.

[uncreative-cryptid]

drank some Gatorade

ate some soup

i have done the things why am i not better

[6y1n8]

Out of everything I've found, I know that what is most beneficial to you is breaking the soul link between yourself and Tango. This could fix everything. You could live again.

i mean i'm living now aren't i? even if it isn't like. normal. i think it will be one day. i'm already feeling better

i don't know why you want us to separate, why you think this will help me, just anything at all really?

i'm not leaving this world and i am definitely not leaving Tango.

[donothello]

click for better quality/enlarged images!

and they'll be together forever! :]

foreshadowing

[fosliie]

The end result of my own reckless impulsivity

[whispersosoftly]

Tumblr sprout icon xjjdhsjfbdbd

So tumblr has started putting this little banner at the top of posts from new accounts, and honestly I kinda dig it. I've seen a lot of people get absolutely eviscerated for doing something that was perfectly normal on their previous platform but a huge faux pas here, and I think this little banner will go a long way to mitigating that.

Editing to add: DO NOT BE SHITTY TO PEOPLE WITH THIS BANNER I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY'RE TRYING TO BE NICE YOU BE NICE BACK OR SO HELP ME

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[shadowcat222]

Get off mY FUCKING DASH-

[iero]

THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985)

+ IMDb trivia | in/sp.

[gunnenmoonlight]

I have this meme lying around and my mood rn man…I can’t

I felt like I’ve been robbed. I can’t stop watching the premiere. I’ve been crying since 5am. When the premiere started, now it’s 5pm and I’m still crying. man…

[vivitalks]

freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia

junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress

[soaked-doors]

a comic about wine, a wager, and reconnecting through your weird kids

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this behemoth of a comic is finally done - and just in time for zoros birthday huehue. initially i wanted to make a zolu introspective from an outsider POV and was like you know who would have really funny input on this … mihawk. and then it spiraled into seven pages of mishanks sitting and talking. i thought it would be funny if mishanks ended up doing self imposed couples therapy the day mihawk brought luffys bounty bc well. its kind of hilarious to think abt mihawk realizing shanks was onto something all those years ago after he meets zoro and luffy. like sure this new generation is batshit crazy but my god are they cooking. anyways. cheers. get some kids