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Based on my observations, average zaundads enjoyer is living for the class divide storyline in Arcane (which makes sense) and shakes their fists at Riot/Fortiche for kinda just throwing that away in s2
We want these old men to fuck. For political reasons!
#talking about stuff#reason why I will make the AU universe far less “its all good now :)”#its not that simple riot/fortiche#them and their revolutionary plans in their youth is what i am here for fuck piltover fuck the enforces am i right#yea yea shades of grey but * old man shakes fist at cloud*
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No es la locura, 🎶 It's not madness,
En realidad es el amor! 🎶 in reality it is love!
Also thank u tumblr for decimating the quality 💀
#YIPPPYYY FINALLY DONE W THISSSSS AUUUU this took so long. BAHAHA#inspired by something something what if i replaced spring bonnie with springtrap and he was a freak about it 💜 yea#and theyre on stage and this is an old routine or something.... something something i wanted to draw them dancing LOL poor fredbear...#fnaf#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#springtrap#spring bonnie#fredbear#spring fronnie#springbear#spring...trap....bear....... hm#willry#BC OBVIOUSLY ITS WILLRYYY! OLD MAN YAOIIIII but its their fursonas bc thats more fun. u understand.#anywho im cooking up another thing (willry.. whos shocked)... ive been possessed freaky yaoi has bewitched me body mind and soul
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Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn
Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished
And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue
#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like????#unprompted???? what's going on there????#well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking#to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them'#and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually#had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed#and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you!#he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about#'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know#has reinforced that for me#'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect#then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie#I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3#They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that#anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S.#So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them#cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit#I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt#ex christian#religious trauma#child abuse tw
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I've been thinking recently, so here's a headcanon:
when Ciel is in a moment of distress, near panic attack perhaps, if someone were to reach out and touch him so that Ciel could feel their skin, his distress would be amplified. however, he does not react that way in response to a gloved hand reaching out for him. in fact, it is almost soothing. afterall, the hand that has comforted him for the past almost 4 years has been gloved. so if he was ever conditioned to fear all touch, that behavior eventually went extinct.
#discounting the which arc cause that was trauma amped up to 100 and it was more the size of the hand that mattered to ciel. he thought he#was 10 years old again so he basically forgot about how he had somewhat matured in the time since that month#man that was awful...#but anyway yea this isn't very happy either. and probably not true. but will that stop me from making a Dadbastian based headcanon?#what do you think#kuroshitsuji#black butler#headcanons#dadbastian#sebastian michaelis#ciel phantomhive#o!ciel#if I ever see anyone take this post in the wrong way istg have a bad night#ptsd cw
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Paul George on Stephen A. Smith’s Kawhi Leonard jab: “I didn’t like that moment… Kawhi wants to play… We exhausted a lot out of Kawhi this season. So at some point your body breaks you down… I didn’t appreciate that moment. I know I laughed because the situation was lighthearted, but deep down it was like you gotta let that go, Stephen A.”
Paul George, knight in shining armor
#HE DOES . u know. defend his girlbosses#as a good malewife husband soes#but like... he'll defend them.. five days after the fact#like hes just zoned out during the actual time of necessary defense#thinking about what new gaming chair to buy for himself whilst squinting harshly#i think tauruses and caps get shoehorned into being hashtag Daddies hashtag when it comes to personalities#like yes theyre grounded but that also means they like to duck into their little safety hovels sometimes#if a taurus is in an uncomfortable place/position.. they will often just smile& think abt how much they miss their regular place of comfort#until the moment passes#'oh but theyre so stubborn and loyal! theyll stand up for anyone! all the time!' stubbornness can ironically flucuate#theyre still showing stubbornness! just to the fact that they wanna go home. and they need this moment to pass#and if they bring something up rn.. it will not pass rn#this kind of thinking does not always bode well with fire signs#as much as i love to bully paul .. seeing others do it just isnt the same.. it does not come from a place of love in the end !!#'hes always been a coward-- too afraid to step up and be the bad guy. do the dirty work' no girl hes just a bit stupid#hes literally excitedly told reporters that hes soooo hyped up to try and be the rebound passer guy today#and then one game later hes like 'yea i kinda did too much.. that was.. not good 😔'#like he is doing the best in his mind! his doing bad is not out of bad intent! it's good intent and he is just failing miserably at it#LEAVE MY CRINGEFAIL MALEWIFE ALONE ‼️‼️‼️#MY CANCELLED GIRLFAILURE !!#he just wants to be a trophy husband to a terrifying strange and unusual mystery of a man like isnt that why we wrote dracula#is this not why creepypasta self insert y/n imagines exist on wattpad ?#paul george is just a y/n living in a spiteful world#LMFAOOO#hes so stupid i want to kill him but no one else can kill him but me ok#pg13 years old
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#.txt#jaime in asos:#no wait he wanted to marry her to joffrey 😭 what is wrong with him#they had me in the first half ngl#i should not be surprised but. wtf stay away from them#also why was this a comment under book fanart lol. I mean I assume this is about the show bc why would you bring up the actors#im not even as much grossed out as I am perplexed like what's the appeal. just unflavored jc#man what the hell was going on in 2016#yea this old idc just wanted 2 share bc i think it's kinda funny. just the absolute whiplash from that last sentence#I wanted you to experience it. ur welcome
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strangely ironic that one of my moms favourite songs is about cheating when she also still says part of the divorce was bc my dad was cheating, something that he denies to this day and that she brings up at every opportunity unprompted and will probably still make a talking point on her deathbed
#like idk what really happened i was 10 and idgaf at this point but its just. she says the song is so beautiful and romantic like okay! 👍🏻#remember when you told 11 year old me you wish he was dead and that hes the reason my life is falling apart and asked me to ask my school#friends if they saw the mom of this girl two grades below me with my dad before bc they may or may not have had a thing during the last yea#r of your marriage. remember when you sat down with me for hours every day crying about what an evil and fucked up person he is for doing#this to you. explain to me why the story in the song of a man dating a married woman seems romantic and beautiful to you answer quick#soph txts#txt#like really im over it all dont worry but its so djgkndkf its really not that deep im just giving her a very heavy side eye#the song is cordula grün btw like ill admit it starts pretty cute but i dont get why the cheating part had to be in there like.#added nothing. just makes the song unappealing now imo
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"sara snow" as if that could have ever been a real name. get real. That is a drag name
#I'm kidding#if we're getting serious i think the reason Lol cregan is twinky is funny to me is mostly just because#in like. reddit threads and shit he's always fawned over as like this awesome gruff masculine man who Gets Shit Done and is Powerful and#Correct and Just and Fixes everything. Well what will reddit guys do when he is just a 21 year old bisexual beet counter Oh god we've just#done jon again sorry never mind#but yea lets subvert the masculine ideal ladiesssss ^_^#thats what im here for ^______^ i hope preston jacobs gets really mad about it *___*#cause like it's interesting that aegon and rhaenyra both fail their genders in certain ways#(failing your gender is good dont get me mixed up)#but aegon cant get it up and he's emasculated and disabled and Literally gets cucked ?#and we dont even have time to get into rhaenyra right now#so the idea of some kind of Northern Real Man TM storming in and being the 'corrective' to that is a bit weird#UNLESS he is gay and mean abotu it.#also not to imply that the realm is 'fixed' at the end of the dance systemic rot is systemic etc#^ idk what any of that meant it's late and if it doesnt make sense dont yell at me about it
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guess who may or may not submitted a guy to @ahatintime-oc-competition . hehe
behold. world's wettest most pathetic owl, delivering mail (very willingly, of course) in YOUR haunted forest today!
#hi i'm deranged. ping pong interests#what if I continued writing the thing i was writing with this guy JUST KIDDING.........unless#i was so torn between submitting tom and sawyer. true split between Just Some Guy and the Old Man In Hell.#i settled on Just Some Guy because . well. that aforementioned thing I may or may not have been writing with Tom#thought about it. went Yea...... that's my boy#anyway. fades away into nothingness#//oc: thompson#ahit#ahit oc#clamart#obligatory oc tag
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idk when i made my movie verse i was trying to keep it as unobtrusive as possible since everything was so fresh but man….. thinking about all the mike afton theories where he wasn’t necessarily too young to remember anything related to that but his “memories” are just so unreliable due to trauma
#been seeing a LOT of talk about it which is also something i considered as a possibility pre movie and MAN#mike who sure could just be constantly dissociating about his past#yea his brother who was uhhh taken in [tv static] vague woods location and his parents named uh [more tv static] who were just like#families in old commercials and certainly not with any familiarity with a Certain Restaurant-#you have got to admit. That Is So Fucking FNAF. That's So Novel Charlie Core. IM JUST SAYING......#and of course this could also be used as an explanation for the emily theory and why he just has zero memories of fazbear#BUT... you know. This Is A Michael Afton Blog DJSFHGDFSJ#unfortunately a very difficult idea to work with BECAUSE if the dreams are entirely unreliable that would leave Everything up in the air#but hooo boy it's a concept. canon who he has literally been my oc this whole time what if-#⁂ ・゚: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc#and of course i still don't want to be too obtrusive like there is POTENTIAL for his dynamic with vanessa here oh god!#as for abby and garrett who knows i don't it's not like this is a coherent post anyway-
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Coming slowly to know his evil, or being catapulted into it ... was all the same. I wanted none of it finally. And, deserving nothing better, I closed up like a spider in the flame of a match. And even Armand who was my constant companion, and my only companion, existed at a great distance from me, beyond that veil which separated me from all living things, a veil which was a form of shroud. (IWTV, 1976)
#yn.#iwtv#tvc#armand#louis de pointe du lac#how u gone tell this story w him in the same room👀🫣#AxL being together in the amc show verse has so many implications#what stage r we in the AxL relationship? i find it so fascinating.#all the hooplah on DM cuz white fans need a white face to insert in& im like did lou already bury armand in the st louis cemetery?…#no shade but im js if they kept a or l as white we would have more convos/speculative fiction on the nature of their dynamic#i fucking love it. lou terrified deathly of the fact that there is no maker sister wife dynamic w armand#meeting an entire vampire cult. knowing hes in charge of them. & he let u kill them all. whos to say ur not next?#a spider in the flame of the match… bait for a shark. the way lou frames himself here is fascinating#armand’s later descriptions fawning over how pitiful and morose and easy to abandon louis was#getting broke up w in audubon park cuz armand wanted to see if les would snitch on himself & spur lou into some emotion…#louis making up the part about lestat and the baby. my god💔💔💔💔#ig this is an answer to one of my old anons who wondered if book lou harbored suspicions on a & his role in clauds death.. yea#i love how amc made all the retcons part of the question of memory itself & what is narrative#the hegemony & hierarchy of relatability - the white man as the conduit for a tale told thru a black man’s complex lense#s
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and it's like despite all the awful shit he's done and continues to do, like, i get it. he's employed like 24/7/365. he never got to live a life, despite spending a childhood clinging to the hope of having one someday. He knew companionship and love but lost it and can't ever get it back. His circumstances are so anomalous and gruesome that it completely isolates him from pretty much every other human being on the planet. he knows hell is real and he is basically guaranteed to go there if he can't break this demon curse thing.
like it doesn't make the kidnapping and spreading the curse around any better, but i do get it.
#like personally i don't blame him for the actual murders#and it's hard to blame him for hiring people without telling them because like lol.#anyone who's like 'oh he should just tell ppl about the demons' like what are you onnnnnn if you went to a job interview with a creepy old#guy and he started talking about demons and hauntings and shit you would think you're being pranked or that he's lost his damn mind#and fuck offffff with the 'ohhh not me im a quirky bean i'd love to take a job if the interview was like that' like sure. ok. maybe YOU wou#but what are the odds that milford in 1998 coming off the satanic panic has a thousand yous running around waiting to be hired#like i honestly dont have any suggestions for how he could have handled the hiring situation any better#now the actual JOB i have plenty of feedback#like yea he should be there to train your ass against the demons lol we got more hands-on guidance for the embalming (the non deadly part)#but like the whole 'raymond is evil cause he kills possessed ppl and hires people without telling them abt demons'#do you think that old man can run the whole mortuary by himself and also have time to teach classes#until he inevitably dies from either stress or the demons and is sent to hell (which he knows is real)?#it's my understanding that by having others around who can help him fight the demons he'll have the spare time to figure out how to#break out of the demon curse or break possession or literally any useful information that could treat the disease and not the symptoms#he is running out of time!!! he is only getting older and the demons are only getting more frequent and someday he won't be fit enough#to properly banish them!!! if you even care!!!!!!!!!#fucking tag essay lmao#mr delver i wont u...
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I love getting validated on small things that I didn't even consider like it's always a treat and this time it's Gender
The Fundie Baby Voice™️ has been popping up a lot in ex-christian spaces lately and I actually had one in middle school and part of high school! I learned when and where to use it and how to turn up my southern accent just enough. I can still do it but it sounds weird after 3 years on T. The main place I used it was at church cause it made me sound sweet and polite. I used it for old ladies when I worked at a grocery store too. My family didn't like it when we were just all together cause they said it sounded like baby talk, but loved it when I used it at church cause everyone would tell them how sweet and soft-spoken I was
My therapist said it actively made him feel uncomfortable when I used that voice. He couldn't quite put his finger on why it made him uncomfortable (other than him only knowing me on T) but he very much did not like it and he's so so right for that
#he's a cishet white jewish man so it's always a treat when I talk about something like this#cause it started off about how I felt like my gender is a performance and I will use it to my advantage#I usually talk fairly neutrally and monotone so people find it uncanny when I change it up#especially if it's the way I talk to my family and the church folks that ask about me#Now that I'm on T and had top surgery I love fucking with ppl via my gender presentation#I like the chaos of not correcting ppl and watching them fight amongst themselves over what my gender is#My previous gender was Weird Little Girl#and now i'm Just Some Guy#I don't feel like I was always a guy I feel like my gender at the time was Weird Little Girl#and it changed over time but I loved the performance of being a weird little girl#I was not a girl I was specifically a WLG#And well I still know how to use my old performances even if I'm no longer a weird little girl#I consider myself a guy but not a man and a girlie but not a woman#my gender is whatever is funniest at the moment#My gender is whatever you project onto me. My gender is a mirror to your childhood trauma#anyways I kinda lost the plot but yea I can kinda still use the fundie baby voice but it sounds a lil off#cause I've been on T for over 3 years now#ex christian#religious trauma
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i don’t know how to say this and i really don’t like getting “controversial” here but i really think there are more pressing matters as far as human rights go than. shitty 4chan-tier jokes made upwards of 3 years ago
like you’re fully allowed to be upset at what was done and what has come to light! i just really think this whole thing is being blown a bit out of proportion
#not ship related#well. not REALLY#but yea idk. he acknowledged it he denounced the things he said#the racist characters suck but we don’t have to dredge up years old screenshots to say that#hold him accountable for what’s reasonable. get off the dude’s back for shit he has changed from#give people the chance to change. if they don’t take it thats on them but they deserve the chance at least#everyone get off my lawn#pizza tower#moneposting#peachyrambles#man idk this is so stupid. donate to a charity or something#give the 20 bucks you’d spend on the game to an org you care about#maybe im just pissed that people are running with this but they let nh/dorian get away with everything in the arcana
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The night is young and I am free to do whatever my heart desires but unfortunately I have once again found myself trapped in the Time Prison and so I
#the good old 'I don't feel like doing anything including doing nothing and I want to go to bed but I know I'm not tired'#WEH.#I'm enjoying typing but I don't want to commit to practicing typing for real so I'm just making excuses to type more#I was looking at custom ESC keycaps because I was thinking about that whole community of ppl obsessed with keyboards and like I get it I#like the clicky clacking and keyboards can look so pretty but some of those key caps man wtf.#why would you want 3D transparent donald duck ESC key from temu what is wrong with you#saw a set of key caps that were little kittys with little kitty ears n I was like fuuuuuuuuuck#49.00 USD probably 100000 CAD+shipping goto helllll#I was thinking about what if I had like confetti keycaps and a custom kittycake esc key or like an actual little cake and matching desk mat#or even just a new cute mousepad cuz mine is old as fuck and I spilled vegetable cream stew on it once#and then I was thinking like sighhh and wouldn't it be cool to have arcade carpet on the stairs leading down to my basement hovel and#rainbow lights along the ceiling corners and what if I painting my bedroom like I wanted to do and sighhhhh#I haven't been wasting my money buying shit like that but I'm thinking about it again.#but the same thing stopping me from doing anything at all is stopping me from wasting my money which like that's good I guess???????#gosh I really like typing why did I stop doing daily typing practice#oh yea The Thing Stopping Me From Doing Anything At All#meow meowm meow meow meow#ok I really gotta tear myself away from my computer and brush my teethses and try going to bed#I already played minecraft earlier it's fine I didn't do NOTHING tonight it just feels like I did#and tomorrow is another day#and next week is a short work week thank fucking christ almighty#literally cuz its easter sunday and he was in that tomb but he escaped or whatever he did#thanks jeezy boy#you maybe shoulda milked it for like half a week at least#moved the big ass boulder like have an inch at a time#*pause for laughter*#that s from my new stand up comedy routine do uiuop like it djfskll;askjdgflksjdflksajdflksjdf the dsjalkjfolidasfgjoiweljsdalkjflskdjflak#meowww#I am the only one I know on here who 'talks' this fucking much about absolutely nothing#I do all this and my poor followers can click read more and spend time reading alllllll this garbage
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