#Wtf is wrong with my class

[tyu1forever]

Real things said at my school: An ever growing list Pt 2

I'll come in you if you come here

i want some male-manipulator pants

ariana glande

A wild ✮𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂✮ appeared.

*cackles bones irishly*

pov: ur singing to along to a song and accidentally say the n word

im gonna put a wasp up your penis

why are you giving me winkys

im not using my tounge because it's sensitive

thats so real, but i dont do taxes, it would be more relateable if it was 'and.....depression!'

contree

christanitee

langawage

*puts on glasses* oh wow she turned into a fattie

butt! at the fart go

[localwhiskeyuncle]

If you were watching Nosferatu and you noticed the doctors talking about how Ellen had too much blood and that's why she was acting crazy - let me explain why (and also how excited I am that it was included in the script).

From ancient Greece through the Renaissance, we believed in The Four Humors in medicine. Essentially, they thought there were four fluids in the body (blood, yellow bile, black bile, and phlegm) and they determined a person's temperament; an imbalance of them was believed causes illness. The Four Temperaments (based on the balance of their humors) are as follows:

Sanguine: Optimistic and social - (affected by blood)

Choleric: Short-tempered and irritable - (affected by yellow bile)

Melancholic: Analytical and quiet - (affected by black bile)

Phlegmatic: Relaxed and peaceful - (affected by phlegm)

They were also connected to celestial bodies, seasons, body parts, and stages of life. Here's a neat little chart:

Ellen was already rather macabre, and as she spiraled she became less able to adhere to social convention; it makes sense that a doctor of the time would consider that to be an imbalance of her blood. It also feels worth stating that a sanguine temperament can be likened to the manic phase of a bipolar episode, which Ellen's symptoms certainly could have been indicative of.

I also think it's an interesting (though possibly pointless) connection that a sanguine temperament is linked to the heart, to adolescence, and to Spring.

The heart obviously links to Ellen as she's a hopeless romantic. Adolescence also connects due to not only her young age in the film, but the events causing Orlok's fascination with her happened when she was quite young as well. I would argue that you can tie Spring into Ellen's character also - she was blooming, transforming, awaiting a new breath of life (death?).

It made me so happy to see it included so casually, it was such an accurate portrayal of how medicine would have actually been practiced at the time and it wasn't made into a huge thing. It shows the appreciation and effort Eggers brings to his work.

I can absolutely see how you may just brush past that part (it was brief), or attribute it to vampirism, but it's actually a super cool little detail of our real life medical history!

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

im so in love like. woah have you guys done this whole being in love thing before because its Crazy

[chloeandpsychopaths]

mom asked me why my grades were down this time. the real answer is because of the professors and i told her that (they taught us the wrong portions and like. not what came in the exam. so the entire batch didn't cross 40 above in anything. mine came between 35-40 for every exam). she said that im making things up and then i called my friends in front of her and they vouched for me too that i was telling the truth.

and then i asked her if she could survive in this type of environment in uni and she said 'no'.

since then, she's been real quiet about marks.

[coralmelody]

Things kid in my class have said as Pjo characters

*Taking a test*

Leo: THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEEE

[bucephaly]

watching someone's children is work, and people aren't entitled for asking to be paid for working. where did you get that idea /genq

I got that idea from actually learning about other cultures and breaking the hold western capitalist individualism had on my ideas of how the world works

I'm not saying put up a sign on the street saying free daycare, I'm saying that if someone trusts you enough to ask to watch their kids, that has the potential to be a great friendship if you like, actually help them out. I'm not saying never say no or that you are necessarily an asshole for asking to be paid, I'm saying that they aren't entitled or selfish for asking for help from people they trust.

I just don't get this modern entitlement and individualism where like, a friend confiding in you and seeking advice or a listening ear is seen as 'emotional labor' and shit like that. Like. Humans naturally want to help each other and it's so weird to me seeing people just refuse to like... be nice. It's about building community.

Children are raised communally in sooo many cultures and have been throughout most of history, the modern western idea of the nuclear family is so unhealthy for both parent and kid.

[tyu1forever]

Real things said at my school: An ever growing list

I was so fuking depressed i fell asleep

I just wanna backhand you into medieval friday

my doctor was examined by my health

stress is so stressful

Poopoo peepee

break it up, ladies

Can i get ur snap. No sorry im gay. FUUUUKKKKK

gay ppl suk. My dick

murdoc 😍. STFU

Adhd meds are weird. Like you have to remember to take the pills that make you not forget things. That took moment to understand

Hurting stands up

If you dont listen to ABBA you're tasteless af. I don't like ABBA. KERIS U ABBA HATER

WTFS WRONG WITH YOU, SHE'S ONLY 4!!!!!!!

Shush gay one

Lady, calm your fuking nachos

I fell in the shower and i tried to grab water

The colour 3 tastes sandy

Gun pigs. They shit like machine guns

ARE U TRANSLATORPHOBIC

Thats what i was implying imbicile

O nu ma pp

now let me listen to beyoince

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlcock

YOU FUKING BLUETOOTHED IT TO ME

i left my gf on read bc she hung up on me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (reaction to seeing friends new haircut)

Can we not talk about bondage? This is a library

HOW TF IS THIS SHIT IS ALR DEAD. yall im a lesbian. One of us one of us one of us

Im just casually vibrating inside this man

Ima put my headphones back in, if you need me just dislocate my arm.

kai and cooooooper sitting in a tree, f u c k i n g

Why datig? Ah yes why datig

WOAH (friend name) X (other friend name) CONFIRMED????

Luffy can stretch his dick. YEA- WAIT WHATTT????

I LEAVE AND YOU RECCOMEND OUR CHILD AND HIS HUSBAND SMUT?

That's my future wife you're taking about

That's not an ant that's a spider END ITS LIFE Australia man (sobbing bc got bit by spider-ant)

sToP eAtInG mY gRaNdMoThEr

Shut up before I kill you with my shoe Damn she pulled out the shoe

WHAT THE FLIPPITY DOO DAA IS YOUR CUSTOM STATUS

do you want cummies?

Look at the size of that thing!

damon is praying that the towel won't fall

Birth certificate reveal! NOW!

Can we use subtitles? (She meant subtopics)

Apparently avocados have a similar taste to dick

Schools back on tomorrow Kys Me too

bangs hand on wall OW FUCK

Vaping gives of such SDE (small dick energy)

Are the anger issues coming back?

Grandma wants a beer The realest shit I heaver heard

I need to bask someone's head in specifically a toddler's

the end of this one dw there is more

part 2

[skhardwarevers1]

how much aura did I lose when my Spanish teacher got so mad about students being on their phones he slammed the whiteboard and it scared me so bad I started crying and had to be excused from class

[nationmckinleyscorset]

The time I'm writing this is 1:14 am and I have just finished the final movie in the most disturbing trilogy I've ever watched.

The human Centipede is one of my favourite topics because I like to figure out who watches it for enjoyment (because who the fuck do you think they are) and who treats it as an endurance test. I personally have only watched all 3 movies because after the second, despite vowing to never go near the movies again, I had to know just how much more twisted they could get (plus I like closure and can never leave a series alone once I've started it).

Perhaps the most disturbing part of the final sequence is that Tom Six (the director) included himself as a character in the movie, aside from the odd comment along the lines of this is so messed up, his character had a sick fascination with the whole thing. Are we really surprised? The man was inspired to make the series after thinking up the punishment for a criminal he had seen on TV. I find it worrying that, although Six has stated he has a very innocent soul and can't abide violence, he has thought out real world applications for his disgusting punishment.

Not to piss off any fans of the 3rd movie but I also despise the fact that the main character Bill was yelling so much that his character had no substance. I got that he was insane and had discriminatory ideals but had no reason to sympathise with his character (as in the 2nd movie where the man had been abused, not an excuse by any measure but at least some backstory and vulnerable moments rather than just screaming slurs at the top of your lungs and sexually assaulting the same woman repetitively).

You know the movie was twisted when, rather than coming away from it thinking "damn, that actually made me think about society" you go to Google and spend half an hour searching "what the fuck is wrong with Tom Six"

I do appreciate that Six has veered away from the severely graphic surgical scenes and extreme gore but think the racism, misogyny and various other disturbing, incorrect viewpoints were unnecessary.

We get it, you want to shock people, you've been doing it for years. In trying so hard to disturb people these movies are becoming predictable, besides the plot lines are becoming more obnoxious and the acting is becoming so over the top that it isn't believable.

Honestly Six needs to get over himself and stop taking pleasure in being labeled the sickest man on earth, the constant desire to shock audiences is becoming childish and because the same Storylines are being reused (for example starting each movie with a character inspired by the last movie) they're actually becoming less shocking, I could probably create a bingo card of things I expect to happen and they will. As a random example, "someone gets shot", "crazy person inspired by dodgy movie", "crazy person attempts acts committed in movie", "woman sexually abused", "barbed wire mentioned/used", the list goes on

[cringelordofchaos]

Sees an overly sarcastic, monochrome, aloof fictional character with no fucks to give, maybe a soft spot and a monotone voice: wow I want to be like them

Sees an extremely excitable, energetic, chaotic and quirky character who's extremely expressive of themselves, but probably suppresses negative emotions under a positive attitude: wow I want to be like them

Sees a calm, kind, chill, polite, respectful and genuinely compassionate and sincere character that's like an older sibling or parent figure to everyone: wow I want to be like them

Sees a shy, awkward, reserved and soft character with a love for floriography/floriculture: wow I want to be like them

Sees a robot-like/literal robot character with eloquent, formal and rich vocabulary, with no understanding of human norms or cues (such as sarcasm), but one that still experiences emotions in their own way: wow I want to be like them

Sees a literal (non-human) animal, existing: wow I want to b

[kittycatcarrot]

had a dream about wayne (hylics) where he murdered some kids mom and then was in a music video dancing to Dr. Sunshine is Dead and my entire math class had to watch

[coronangelic1]

learning the basics of python for my disruptive tech class and. everyday i find myself respecting trans girls even more. how do yall do it???? i feel smoke coming out my head coding has hands dear god

[rosesradio]

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[rarespinecatalogue]

me getting upset someone used a word ive never heard before, not because I don't know it but because now I have to know a new word in this fucked up language we call english

[mj-dovy]

Why do people have to publicly correct me like shut the fuck up