#Wtf is sexuality

[the-bandaid-bastard]

when the gender is so ??? that just every character makes you think ‘wtf I’m so gay for them’📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📉📉📉📈📈📈📈📈📈

[siryyeet]

Zeug Zeugen and zeugen all being so far apart in meaning fucks me up

[millionsknives]

bait / hook / line / sinker

[kieran-culkins]

you ever get so horny when your messiah cousin kills your uncle you fuck

[saivii]

I’ve heard a lot of people talk about how Nam-gyu hates women (which is fair), but I haven’t heard anyone mention that he basically hates everyone.

Out of everyone this man interacts with, the only characters he doesn’t directly insult are Thanos and Gyeong-su. But as soon as Thanos dies, he grumbles and talks shit about Thanos too (though I think part of him actually misses/cares about Thanos, but that’s a whole different story. He has a love/hate relationship with Thanos) and he mostly ignores Gyeong-su apart from laughing at him when Gyeong-su talks to Thanos for the first time.

He definitely hates Se-mi, but he also hates Myung-gi, Min-su, In-ho, and everyone who voted x. He’s such a hater and I live for it.

If I recall correctly, Se-mi is the only woman he interacts with and he hates her because she stands up to him and makes fun of his shaky hands. And that’s petty of him to hate her for that, but he’s petty! He hates people who challenge him or go against him in any way or people who point out his flaws because he seems to hate coming across as weak or not having any power.

Also maybe I’m taking this too seriously but can we not do the whole “he hates women so that makes him gay” thing? It’s totally fine to headcanon him as gay but the idea of misogyny defining being gay is just not it to me. Maybe it’s because I’ve had misogyny directed at me mostly by straight men and those experiences have been painful, so the implication of “teehee he’s a misogynist so that makes him gay” kinda feels invalidating and it feels kinda homophobic too.

Tldr: my boy is a HATER!!! He’s not just a menace to women he’s a menace to society and I think that’s beautiful 😌

[hanzajesthanza]

witcher netflix: [drops]

henry cavill fans: honestly, i don’t really care about the story, i’m just here because hcav is hot asf

me: wtf? how shallow is this… only there because the titular witcher is hot? talk about missing the point…

witcher 4 trailer: [drops]

✨ciri✨: 😡

me: … i understanded.

[pussyeater8000]

For the tmnt fans that need to hear this 👍

[presumeddeaddie]

we really had evan ‘buck’ iconic-line-of “well, uh, wish i could help” buckley. newly realized bisexual buck talking to his sexy male best friend about his sexy male best friend’s sex life and about how pent up said sexy friend feels, while this same sexy bff aggressively uses a bench as a prop to… “squat” quickly, up and down, and buck’s only response to all of this is “well, uh, wish i could help”??????? i—

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

Once again I’m annoyed with my current hair length.

Here’s super short:

Shaved sides plus fluff:

Soft short (the nineties dyke):

Or actually long (although these are a decade old and femme!):

[jax-interacts]

JAX ARE YOU GAY I MUST KNOW

(@mushroomanonguy)

Depends on how much money is on the table

[yippie-madness]

who wants to run away to manchester with me?

[evergreen-endo]

alright one more thought before i go to bed

i’ve said this before i think but takiishi has no concept of a quick peck he’s going in all or nothing at any given time. and like it barely even affects him. he walks up to you, doesn’t say hi, leans down with his mouth already open and slides his tongue across your lower lip in a way that doesn’t allow you to refuse him. definition of swapping spit. gives you the most incredible 30 seconds of making out you could ever receive, pulls away with a string of spit that still connects you both and then walks over to the fridge and grabs a soda and leaves the room. no hi no bye just the simplest yet most passionate display of affection that leaves you weak in the knees and he’s moving on with his day not thinking anything of it.

[sillygoofyboii]

Guys my 5-month free trial of gedner ran out what do I do.

[radfemfessing]

I hate how society views bi women as sexual trash cans

🦇

[tommygotwrittenoff]

hen winning the buddie betting pool is the easy choice, but bobby winning is the right choice. hr red flags aside, it would allow for a parallel to 2x01. buck could ask, "you okay with this?" "well, i did technically hire him to be your partner. i don't have any doubts you two will be great life partners as well."

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

Dean Winchester: Of course, the most troubling question is: "Why do these people assume we're gay?" 

Oh, I don’t know, Dean…