#Woman talk

[marune2]

Johan and Sterling and Discordia

Sterling is @loosesodamarble oc

Discordia is @lyranova oc

Summary

Sterling Johan are whit Discordia and make dress up for a party and Johan is the innocent in person

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Sterling is 17 and Johan is 16

Sterling and Johan are whit Discordia the other are not there nobody know how it’s came how it’s came

Johan:oh dress up oh I can try women clothes after all I have breast“chirping he happy and piking some elegant and revealing clothes

Sterling:sure johan but are the dresses you like not to……

Discordia:children this day’s say johan it’s interesting dear nephew this you want’s to wear something like this

Johan:of curse women looking pretty in it and tzubaki did say I would looking pretty in woman dress because I have a good looking body or so“chirping he happy whit innocent in he’s voice

Sterling looking to Discordia wo smile back

Sterling:so want’s to looking good for him? But other will stare too are you sure?

Johan:they can looking I don’t harm someone after all dresses are to looking at „smile

Discordia:how can Heinrich raise so a dense and innocent child? Even you should mean he did have the talk whit Johan whit he’s background………..

Johan:?

Sterling:don’t know Johan are you sure you wanted to wear it people can get really disrespectful because you looking pretty and try bad stuff

Johan:it’s fine a will punch them if it’s happened plus then will people be nicer to your if it’s happened I know I’m a devil so I’m use to it so I’m fine

Discordia smile : you don’t need get use to it well as long we picking a elegant dress I’m fine(after all Heinrich and the other are useful if the children are in deangerus situation ok mostly Heinrich motherhen)

Sterling:I will take care of you Johan not you of us I’m you older cousin after all“smile at him

Johan smile happy:ok come let’s dress up papa josele Harmonia and and the other are waiting

Say he and begin to dressing a black/blue dress

Discordia:at least he came good out not like a dear somebody (Nacht)

[soundwavefucker69]

bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[beebfreeb]

[rowenasgf]

thinking about the character like

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

[martinamuliadewi]

Pilihlah Peranmu!

Ada satu nasihat indah yang aku baca dari sebuah tulisan. Nasihat ini disampaikan oleh Ustadz Fairuz Subakir Ahmad, tentang peran seorang perempuan dalam 3 level. "Jadilah wanita dalam 3 level ini: Pertama, melahirkan tokoh. Kedua, pendamping tokoh. Ketiga, menjadi tokoh itu sendiri. Jika kamu tidak bisa menjadi tokoh, maka bercita-citalah keluar dari rahimmu seorang tokoh Alim, Ulama, dan bermanfaat bagi umat dan bangsa. Saat itu juga energi besar yang luar biasa menyengat tubuhku. Jiwa optimis bangkit kembali. Panggilan untuk "menjalankan peran terbaik" ada di 3 level ini. Hanya tinggal menemukan peluang dan kesempatan yang mana yang akan diambil, maka lakukan terbaik untuk peran tersebut. Karena setiap orang punya peran istimewa yang bisa kita pilih dari kesempatan dan peluang yang Allah berikan. Yuk para perempuan bangkit!

🌻18 Februari 2024 @martinamuliadewi

[densewentz]

When a cunty witch beats you to death then steals your boy toy for eternal torment 😢 (based on that 'don't you miss her???' meme)

[kaogens]

mikus once again :P

[soupinaboot]

In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

[hoochieblues]

Psst. Hey, kid. Want to hear about another bronze equestrian sculpture?

This is The Angel of the City / L'angelo della citta (1948) by Marino Marini, installed at the entrance to the Peggy Guggenheim Collection in Venice. The museum is housed in Guggenheim's former home, Palazzo Venier dei Leoni, which stands directly on the Grand Canal.

I love this thing. Its proportions. Its strangely bulky angular grace. The weirdly flat horizontal of the horse's top line mirroring the rider's outstretched arms and feet. Those hands that look like the sculptor just said 'meh. good enough.'

The fact they're both so... happy.

So joyful. Or something.

What you might not know is this very important context: the original phallus was fully detachable and unscrewed like a lightbulb. For, uh, delicacy's sake...?

As Guggenheim wrote in her memoir:

“When the nuns came to be blessed by the Patriarch, who on special holy days, went by my house in a motorboat, I detached the phallus of the horseman and hid it in a drawer. I also did this on certain days when I had to receive stuffy visitors, but occasionally I forgot, and when confronted with this phallus found myself in great embarrassment. The only thing to do in such cases was to ignore it. In Venice a legend spread that I had several phalluses of different sizes, like spare parts, which I used on different occasions.”

― Peggy Guggenheim, Confessions of an Art Addict

ART.(TM)

Note, I said 'original phallus.' Sadly, it is alleged someone stole the original bronze cock at least once, and rumor has it that it happened so often the museum gave up and welded a permanent one in its place. This does, however, mean that theoretically at least one person out there owns a very particular piece of art history.

[theabigailthorn]

"Good" Acting

i have a theory that a lot of people say acting is "good" when they're emotionally moved by it, and a lot of cishet white people have a lifelong habit of not listening or empathising when minoritised people speak, so minority actors get called "bad" even when they display some pretty fucking amazing technical skill

[marune2]

Ida Faust josele canty

Summary

Josele is needed to tell Ida how to be woman there Ida came whit 17 in her second puberty as devil and in human her right puberty whit Periode and other stuff

Josele is @loosesodamarble oc

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Nacht: I’m not made for this

Josele:well I can understand you the puberty of a woman is different of this of a man it’s mesh scary you„laughing

Nacht: I’m not „scared“ but I don’t want the talk whit her and Sukehiro wo is mad why the bath is full of blood and why she eats all the flesh or why she is creepy because she is happy and chill out of nowhere because of her Periode

Josele:okay okay……“laughing

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Ida whas just enjoy her coffee whit a raw steak what charmy made for her as josele come in

Josele:hello Ida how are you whit you first time um…..have Periode?“say she whit a smile it’s interesting to give her the talk at least

Ida:oh josy I’m doing fine thank you oh wana have steak too?“smile happy

Ok josele is creeping out Ida’s personality did. make a 180% out of it

Josele:oh thank you but no is it ok if we have a talk to woman to woman?

Ida: of curse love“smile

Josele:is ok you know what a Periode do right?

Ida:oh yes you get baby’s out of it“smile

Josele:yes but I’m not scared because lucky you like women

Ida raise a eye brow :um I like everything man woman both gender-fluid gender less specific I’m pan but I have just se€ whit woman because I don’t want to be pregnant remember Gimodelo the cute devil

Josele stare at here ok this new but yes Gimodelo he is he at least she thinks so

Josele:oh good to hear are you doing fine?

Ida laughing like a little child and quick like one it’s still creepy but it’s how Ida show love yes josele know ida have still trouble

Ida:oh I’m doing fine ok it’s hurt a little but not mush I think a hod bad make the magic and walking love you too love oh and red flesh whit salt is god like right now

Josele:good do you have some ask to ask?

Ida:do no I’m just more horny right now but I think it’s just puberty at least Heinrich and Owen did say it…….wana have se€

Josele just stare at her did she ask her this really god no not this…!!!!!!

Josele: Ida dear you are little Sister to my but you can just ask for a cuddle or different type of love like siblings plz“say she uncomfortable ok ida have big trouble to show love

Ida:oh ok is fine to dear oh!!!!!“ ida jump up and go to josele and hugging her

Josele is surprise ok this is norma-

And then bite ida josele josele take ida fast away from her

Josele:ow!!!! Ida stop this!! We did have the talk!!!!

Ida just stare whit blood on her teeth :oh ok I mus go anyway nice to see you“and then she run of

Ok josele is happy this Ida show happiness and not to strong abusive behavior how worse mus her live be this she bite’s out of love or other stuff??? But why biting?!

[welcometogrouchland]

Extremely bad batgirls comic I made featuring Steph's sex life and Cass' ability to read everything but the room

[eviltomfoolery]

This was. funny to me

(they could be real btw: [1] [2])

[talaok]

Sunbathing

Pairing: Joel Miller x f!reader

Summary: you’ve decided to sunbathe topless, or as your husband Joel would put it, you’ve decided to torture him.

Warnings: needy Joel, kind of sub!joel, unprotected p in v, premature ejaculation, creampie, oral sex (f receiving), come play.

a/n: i sunbathed topless for the first time and well this wrote itself

"You've seen my boobs before babe" A soft laugh bubbled up your throat as you turned your head left.

He wasn't even pretending not to be staring.

"Not like this"

You smiled, "what does that even mean?"

"not out... here"

You lowered your sunglasses to see him better, tilting your head to ask for further explanation

Yes you were outside, by the pool of the beautiful summer house you'd rented, but you didn't get how that made any difference, they were the same boobs he'd seen hours prior in your bed.

"I'm not used to not doing anything about them"

"ah" you hummed "is it that hard?"

You didn't even need to look at the smirk painting his face to regret your choice of words.

"yeah babydoll, it's real hard"

You only needed to lower your gaze a little to asses his statement.

"You're incorrigible"

"And you're torturin' me darlin'"

"How am I torturing you?" you laughed "I'm just taking advantage of the privacy we have to get a good tan"  

"and besides, I seem to remember how hard it is for you to see me with the whole bikini on too"

He sat up, the sunbed squeaking as he faced you.

"It ain't my fault if my wife's so pretty it hurts"

"you get so dramatic when you're horny" you chuckled, rolling your eyes.

He smiled, letting his gaze wander all over your body for a good minute, before getting back at your face

"nothin's gonna happen is it?" his tone was full of hope nonetheless

"no baby" you shook your head

He sighed, dramatically letting his head fall to his chest

"I'll have a swim then"

"have fun honey"

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"darlin'?"

Not even ten minutes had passed, and that scene from the Barbie movie with the "Ken! Go for a walk or something" line couldn't not pop into your head.

"yes?"

He was standing right next to your sunbed, dripping wet and blocking out the sun.

"don't ya need sunscreen?"

A soft smile pulled at your lips.

Ten minutes, that's how long it took for him to come up with that.

"I put it on already"

He wasn't gonna give up, not on the first try.

"how long ago?"

"an hour, I think"

"the sun's real strong now doll," he said, drying his hair with a towel before throwing it on his bed "I think it's best if you put some more on… I can do it for you if you don't feel like it"

You chuckled, looking up at him, but he stayed in character, continuing to look oh-so worried about your safety.

"Somehow I knew that offer was coming"

"'m just worried about my wife, 's all"

he'd crouched down, taking your hand in his

"mh-mh" you hummed, sarcasm tracing your tone

"can't have you get sunburt now, can we?"

"no, we can't" you played along, smiling at him

"'f course" he murmured, leaning down to leave a soft kiss on your lips as he grabbed the sunscreen.

"I'm so lucky to have such a caring husband"

"I'm the only lucky one babydoll"

He gave you one more kiss, before he leaned away and got to work.

He squeezed some cream into his hand, but to your surprise, his hands didn't land where you'd expected them to-

Only his eyes were betraying him. They were only on one, or actually two things even when it was your legs he was massaging.

The coldness of the cream and his hands felt good against your warm body, so much you couldn't help but hum appreciatively.

"feels good?"

"yeah baby" you breathed as his hands made their way to your thighs.

It always amazed you how hands so big, rough, and strong were able to be so gentle and soft on you.

You couldn't deny the shivers running up your body when his fingers reached your inner thighs, getting close to your core.

"what's that?" your husband was smirking like a cat, as he dedicated himself much too long on that spot.

"I didn't say anything"

If he thought this was gonna work, he was wrong. It was too hot, and you were too relaxed to do what he so obviously wanted to do... although you both knew how much you liked seeing him desperate...

He still didn't touch your boobs, no, next were your shoulders, then your arms, and then... when he felt on the brink of exploding, when he couldn't stop himself anymore, he squeezed a generous amount of sunscreen in his hands, and oh so gently started massaging your tits.

He couldn't stop a soft groan from fleeing his lips.

It felt amazing- of course it felt amazing, but you didn't wanna give him the satisfaction, and this was mostly for him, not for you, so your eyes remained closed as you pretended like it was nothing.

But that only lasted so long, because Joel could endure just about 30 seconds of that before he was bending down, and his mouth was sucking your nipple.

"Joel!" you gasped, your eyes snapping open just in time to see him climb onto you to straddle your waist, and then go right back to groping and licking and sucking your nipples like it was his life long duty.

"baby you're all wet" you tried complaining, but the smile on your lips was everlasting.

He looked so damingly cute like this, looking up at you with those big doe eyes as he worshipped your tits.

"so are you"

And yeah so what if you were- there's only so much a woman can do in front of this.

A soft laugh spilled from your lips as your hand went to find a place in his hair, your back arching to offer more of yourself to him.

"I don't even know how good it is for you to be licking sunscreen"

The look he gave you made it very clear he didn't give one single fuck.

And just when you were about to protest again, his teeth had gently bit your nipple, and a moan had spilled from your lips.

he took that as an incentive to go further, his hand slowly sliding down your belly, between your bodies, until it was seeping underneath your bikini bottoms.

"babe-" you stopped him, your voice breathless

His hand stopped on your mound as he groaned in frustration.

You could feel his rock-hard cock on you since the moment he straddled you- the man was desperate.

"please doll" he murmured against the soft skin of your chest in between kisses "Gimmie something-anything” he pleaded “Have mercy on your poor husband"

Your response was mixed between a laugh and a moan

"I can take care of you if you want"

He shook his head, his teeth grazing your nipple "Need to feel you darlin’"

Again, a soft giggle rumbled from your chest

"’S too hot to have sex here baby"

His hand had gotten out of your bikini to reach the other on your waist.

"the pool- the ground? fuck- anywhere you want sugar, just tell me where"

His clothed hard-on was rubbing against your core now, and fuck but once again you’d succumbed to Joel and his goddamn irresistible neediness.

"bring me back into the house"

It was like he’d been waiting his whole life to hear those words.

In a haze of kisses and lust, he’d picked you up, letting you hold onto him by wrapping your arms and legs around his body as he hurriedly walked into the house.

He didn’t make it far enough to encounter a single surface- and perhaps that was because he’d stopped looking and placed you against the wall the moment he’d passed the threshold.

His mouth was on your tits again, his cock was out, and his fingers had pulled your bikini to the side.

He said nothing as he slowly began entering you, the only sounds in the room being your moan as you threw your head back, and the groan he emitted, muffled by your skin.

“Oh fuck” you cried once he bottomed out.

Your husband was a very gifted man.

"'m not gonna last"

He sounded like the mere act of talking was taking all of his energy, and yet he was thrusting up into you like it was a matter of life or death.

"'s ok"

"I've been hard since you took your top off" he murmured, his breath fanning over your chest “you-you-jesus”

Your left hand passed through his hair, softly soothing him.

“‘S alright baby, don’t wait for me”

“You’re too fuckin’-” he tried to speak, but he was interrupted by yet another groan

“What?” you taunted him, a smirk pulling at your lips “what is it baby?”

His eyes were wide with desperation as he looked up at you, as his mouth stole languid kisses from your tits.

“Too hot- too goddamn perfect”

You bit down a grin at that, still stroking his hair

“I love you baby” you breathed, his cock reaching the deepest, most fucking amazing spot inside you in the meantime.

The moment those words left your lips your husband was fucked- the only words he was able to mutter were a series of -fuckshitgoddamn- before he inevitably reached his peak, filling you up with rope after rope of come that never seemed to end.

He remained like that for a little while, buried inside you, eyes closed, mouth still connected with your boob, until you left a gentle kiss on the crown of his head, and he woke up from his heavenly trance.

He let out a soft groan as he slipped out of you, and took his time letting you down.

You were smiling at him with that soft smile that melted his insides right up, and he couldn’t help but lean in and kiss it, kiss you like you were a soft delicate thing that he was scared of breaking.

“I love you more” he promised, kissing you again, even if you were smiling.

“Feel better now?”

You said it like he was a kid with a stomach bug, and he couldn’t help but laugh a little.

“Yeah darlin’” he murmured against your mouth “thank you”

“You don’t have to thank me” you laughed, but he was already shaking his head

“Yes I do”

And without further explanation, he’d dropped to his knees.

He slid your bikini to the side once again, looking up at you with only adoration in his eyes.

“Baby you don’t have to” you tried to reason with him, but his mouth was already latched to your clit, and your hand had already flown to his hair.

He remained on your bud long enough to make you desperate, and then he started focusing on your whole core, his tongue lapping between your folds with what could only be described as feral hunger.

His come was everywhere, and yet he didn’t care, he was happy tasting the mix of your fluids, because that’s how Joel was- a nasty nasty man- only for you.

So much so that you felt his tongue enter your hole, simulating what he was doing just minutes before with his cock.

“Fuck-babe-”

Your moans were breathless, more like whines, like prayers.

You were looking at him as he was looking at you and Jesus... He looked fucking heavenly.

His hair all tussled from your fingers, his blown-out pupils, his never-stopping tongue-

“Joel” you cried, but he didn’t dare speak a word as he went back to your clit.

“Shit-baby- god!”

You had to tighten your hold on his hair as your orgasm crept up your body- and it was as you heard him groan with pleasure, as he sucked your clit into his mouth like a man starved, that it all came crumbling down, and you felt your body light on fire as your climax took over.

You were moaning and crying into the air for a good minute before you were sane again.

Only Joel hadn’t stopped eating you out for a single second, and even then, he looked like he had no intention of doing so

“Baby-baby” you whimpered, having to literally pull him away from your core.

He was smiling like a kid, and you couldn’t help but follow suit.

He put your bikini back in place, and then stood up, his hands lingering on your waist

“You’re crazy”

He couldn’t help but kiss you before answering,

“You make me”

[pettyprocrastination]

"sydcarmy better be endgame this season!" i can guarantee you Sydney has three friends in her phone going "do you want me to kill that guy for you" after every shift.