#Witcher things

[fandomtookoverlife]

Ik a lot of fandoms have certain fanon driven “facts” that everyone accepts and writes into their fics- which I adore and sometimes forget aren’t canon lol

But I think the Witcher really takes the cake like there are SO many fanon tropes and the appear in almost every single fic

Like dear heart I’m almost certain hasn’t been said in the show (the show is all Ik and also mainly what I rard) and yet I can hear Joey saying it and is SO natural in fics that it’s weird when it’s not there

Another is geralts thing for scenting jask and that he’s 100% a cuddler

There so many more I can’t turnkey of rn but I love it

[clearlyaginger]

Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[arnaerr]

I'm still having troubles with my job, so I would appreciate you buying my prints/or coffee or supporting me on Patreon 🫣

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST] Being a witcher is not always easy - but what is, really? Still, Geralt feels bad that Jaskier is now living through something he never wanted him to experience again. (What is a spielzeugkaiser post if there isn't hurt/comfort, honestly-)

[ladycibia]

Geralt yelling "Bear! Bear! RUN you stupid piece of sh!t!" at a goat named Princess has gotta be one of the most iconic witcher 3 moments

[maarigolds]

I, for one, am really glad that we as a society are finally starting to understand the importance of bards

Honorable mention:

[the-p-in-lgbtqa]

2023 wasn't a year for me and my ships, y'all

[sillylilfang]

maybe someday they won't get cock-blocked but personally I doubt it.

[nataliescatorccio]

But I've no legacy to leave behind. No family. TV APPRECIATION WEEK 2024 day four → favourite family

[pickleforstony]

I once loved a man who was all lips and hands

I don't believe the pretty little things that you say

pretty little things wilt away

[hannibard]

Say what you will about the witcher season 2 but all the "Yennefer took Jaskier in the divorce", "Geralt and Yennefer are a divorced couple rasing a kid and dating the same man", "geraskefer love triangle with an oblivious Jaskier in the middle" memes and fics were top tier

[charlesoberonn]

I'm all for gay stuff too but you don't gotta be misogynistic about it.

[leverage-ot3]

the found family trope is inherently queer and you can’t change my mind

[na-mmu]

What if Jaskier and Radovid met when they were kids…

[spielzeugkaiser]

How it started-

How it's going!! They are a family and I am!!! also draw the hug you want to see in the show but they are forgiven because them meeting in brokilon was still soooo tender my HEART-