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No because I'm still wondering how the fuck they're gonna explain everything that happened in the Ever After.
“So yeah we fell into this strange place and I found Blake and we started looking for Ruby and Yang and then we were captured by a village of talking mice but it's okay because Ruby appeared after befriending one of the mice (named Little) and they let us go, and then we found Yang fighting a Jabberwalker with one arm. And then Blake figured we were in a fairy tale and we just went with it and we had to get Yang's prosthetic arm because a talking raccoon had stolen it and we kinda started a fight. And then we went to the Red Prince (the Red King, he ascended, keep up) and they were a brat and Ruby decided to play and Yang, Blake and I became small and had to play too, and then the cat helped us escape, and then we ended up in a weird cave with this giant bug guy who drugged us and made us see younger versions of ourselves??? And then we went to the market and became big again but Neo attacked it with a bunch of Jabberwalkers and we found Jaune who had a Jackalope and was like 40 somehow, and then he told us that he picked a fruit and turned time back and that he was the Rusted Knight and that Alyx poisoned him and that she also had a brother and that the cat couldn't be trusted, and then we found Yang and Blake making out, fucking finally. And then we saw that he had started naming talking papers after everyone here and we saw that the guy was okay and then the papers committed suicide (they were okay later) and both him and Ruby had a fight and a mental breakdown and Ruby left and when we found her Neo had mentally tortured her with copies of our dead friends and the mouse was dead so she drank the tea of the tree thus kinda committing suicide or becoming someone else and then Neo had a mental breakdown too and turned out Jaune was right and the Cat was a bitch and they possessed Neo??? And then Jaune accepted his grief and moved on and we went to the tree and we found Ruby ascending and we saw the Cat-Neo and they told us that Alyx regretted what she'd done and that she'd tried to come back to help Jaune but they killed her and then the Cat wanted to possess Ruby but we didn't let them so we fought them and Jaune managed to get them out of Neo with a weed induced exorcism, and then Ruby came out the same but stronger than ever and we kicked the Cat's ass and then Neo killed them and decided to ascend so that's why she isn't here. Then we saw that Little had ascended and was now a bigger mouse named Somewhat, Jaune let them take care of his jackalope and we said goodbye and then met God who was a pretty chill Blacksmith Woman who then told us the Brothers are actually just powerful Afterans who've never ascended and not gods??? And then Jaune turned young again and we said bye to God and here we are.”
“Mother, I think Weiss is high.”
#rwby#rwby volume 10#greenlight volume 10#team rwby#team jnr#oscar pine#professor ozpin#emerald sustrai#team strq#ace ops#happy huntresses#winter schnee#team sssnn#team cfvy#team abrn#iris marilla#whitley schnee#willow schnee#klein sieben#maria calavera#pietro polendina#ghira belladonna#kali belladonna#ilia amitola#bartholomew oobleck#peter port#glynda goodwitch#professor theodore#xanthe rumpole#zwei
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Sketch Commission for @hybrid-and-legacy of Willow and Glynda in the I Prefer Girls poster! Thank you! ❄️🪄
#My art#rwby#glynda goodwitch#willow schnee#I don't know the ship name for these two BUT#older women yuri...#edit:#rich witches#for ship tag
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Merry ChristmAss
(Canon divergence, obviously)
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"Thank you all for inviting me over for Nondescript Winter Holiday, Ms Rose" Jaune said as he sipped his hot coco. A large blush covered his face as he sat on the living room sofa. "And this hot cocoa is amzing, Ms Belladonna"
Flanking him from all sides were Team Rwby's mothers, sipping hot chocolate and chatting with the flustered blonde. After the fall of atlas, his Everafterian adventure, and the the shell shock of returning home, he was glad to have some company in during the winter festivies. With Ren and Nora enjoying their own date and team RWBY no to be found, he'd being lying if he wasn't a little happy that their mothers invited him to spent the holidays with them. Even if it was a little weird.
"Think nothing of it, Jaune" The chirper and perky voice of Summer Rose said. She sat down a platter of cookies infront of him, giving him a generous view of her bust before she headed back to the kitchen "It's the least we can do for you since you've been keeping our girls safe all this time~"
To his left sat Kali Belladonna. She place a gentle had on his thigh and smiled, "And no need to be so formal my dear, we are all friends here, so first names are fine~"
*After all you won't be speaking for long* She thought as she decretely licked her lips.
Jaune sipped more hot cocoa and sighed. True he was present for aa lot of their adventure, but in truth he didn't feel worthy of their praise and addoration. In fact, ever since he got back he's constantly began doubting himself as a hero. If he was a hero, why was everything so hard, why couldn't he protect anyone.
As if she could sense his inner termoil, Willow took up residence on his right. Placing a gentle hand on his shoulder, she leaned in and kissed his cheek, her other hand rubbing his other thigh.
"Jaune..." she started, "You may not know it, but you've change alot more lives than you believe." A blush graced her pale as she continued, "I can say for certain you've change mine."
From the other side, Kali watched with a cheeky smirk. "Easy there, Willow....Otherwise he might not want the present we got him~"
Jaune perked up at the word present. Even though he's been through hell, a fairytale world with an annoying cat, and the faced down the immortal grimm queen, he's still a child at heart.
"You got me a present?!" He squeeked, barely containing as he bounced in his seat. The sight and reaction of the boy sent pangs of lust through the bodies of Willow and Kali. Both women leaned into his side and began attempting to calm him down.
Hearing the commotion, Summer returned with a smile on her face. " I never tire of seeing kids jump for joy during nondescript winter holiday~" She sat on the coffee table in front of him as she continues "Yes, we got you a gift......In fact, I think IT'S TIME!!"
Jaune was confused as to why she yelled, but quickly came to the assumption that his friends were in another room with his gift. He kept is innocent smile until he saw two figures walking into the room. One being Raven Branwen, bandit queen and biologic mother of Yang. The other the immortal grimm queen herself, Salem.
"Surprise~~" she sang with a smirk as she watched Jaune get up to confront her, only for Willow and Kali to pull him back into his seat.
"Now now, that won't do~. And i came all this way just for you too~" she pouted playfully
"What is she talking about?!" Jaune demanded as he looked at the other three present.
The women smiled and rose from their positions joining Raven and Salem in front of him.
"Well...I know who stressed you've been lately, and I know we all grow tired of this war. I swear Ozpin is just gonna get our children kill in his wars, just like he did my Tai.." Summer growled before her smile returned "so I made a little with Salem here, and she agreed to stop her war on Ozpin..But." she booped his nose again "You have to do something for her~"
While his training and experiences told him to run and get reinforcments, his curiousity told him to wait and see what the grimm woman wanted. If he could end the war without anymore blood shed, he do it. Even if it ment his sacrifice.
"Alright, what does she want me to do?" he replied, patiently waiting for a reply.
Salem smiled and chuckled at his agreence. She closed the distance between them and pulled his chin upwards so his gaze met hers. "Tell me boy are you familiar withwhat your generation calls "Cake"?"
He nodded slowly.
At his confermation, she stood up and turned around, the rest of the women joining her. Before he could ask what they were doing or what this had to do with her request, he watched as each of them dropped their bottoms exposing their fat milfy ass to him.
"Ah...a....aa..." he stammered repeatedly, making the five women giggle.
"As for what you must do, dear boy, You must devour my "cake" until I'm thoroughly satisfied~" Salem purred
"And as a reward for your heroic deed, you can eat all of ours for dessert~" Kali purred next, giving her bellabooty a mighty slap to make it ripple.
Jaune sat on the sofa dumbfounded. After everything he's been through, everything he's seen, nothing could have prepared him for this. He had five curvy milfs standing with their asses out and telling him to eat them. He pinched himself to ensure he wasn't dreaming or still in the Everafter. He would slap himself until a shadowy tentacle wrapped around his arms and dragged him forward until he kneeled before Salem's massive pale moon.
"What are you waiting for?" She teased as she looked down on him. She placed one of her deceptively strong hands on his head and pushed him into her ass.
"Bon appetite~"
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Yes, I made an entire prompt around this image I had commissioned.
Anyways, please support the artist Prayforcummies. They did a really great job on it, and I should probably get one for team RWBY and Cinder since, you know...Salem's here
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Jaune: Weiss's mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago...
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A Schnee's Desire
Weiss: So, is alright of my team, and my friends stay here mom?
Willow: I don't mind, your father will no doubt work up a fuss, but he will not be here for the next week, so you should be just fine.
Weiss: That's amazing! I'll go tell them that they can stay.
Willow: Mind if I come with you? I want to know who is going to be staying here.
Weiss: Okay.
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Weiss: Okay this is my partner, Ruby Rose.
Ruby: Hello! My name is Ruby! I'm Weiss's bestie for restie!
Weiss: Ahh?! Get off of me you dolt!
Willow: Ohh~! It's nice to see my daughter have a friend who's so close to her. Would you mind sharing a room with my daughter? There are not many spare bed rooms for all of you.
Weiss: Wait, w-w-what?!
Ruby: Whoo! Sleep over!
Weiss: Ahck?! Get off of me!
Willow: And, who are you two?
Blake: My name is, Blake Belladonna.
Yang: And, my name is Yang Xiao Long! This little gremlins older sister!
Ruby: Yang?!
Willow: And, you are a faunas? A cat faunas at that.
Blake: Is that a problem...?
Willow: Not to me, although... Jacques is allergic to cats... You being a cat faunas, would you perhaps trigger his allergies?
Blake: What, no that's...? Well... Could I...?
Yang: That's a serious question right there.
Blake: If he did have a reaction... how bad of a reaction would it be.
Willow: Not bad enough...
Blake: Dammit!
Willow: Do you two mind sharing a bed?
Yang: What?
Blake: Sharing a bed?
Willow: There are rooms, and spare beds, but not enough for each of you to have your own separate bed. I am sorry.
Yang: No, that shouldn't be a problem, right, Blake?
Blake: No, not a problem at all. Hey, Yang?
Yang: Yeah?
Blake: 'And, they were roommates.'
Ruby: 'My god they were roommates...'
Willow: What?
Weiss: Ignore them.
Willow: Very well then. And, who might you two be?
Nora: Hi! My name is, Nora! And, this is my potentiallover, Ren!
Ren: Hello, Mrs. Schnee.
Willow: Hello to you as. Do you two mind sharing a room, and a bed together?
Ren: Well, I don't...?!
Nora: IT'S FINE!
Willow: Oh?
Nora: It's totally fine if the two of use share a bed together~!
Willow: Is it..?
Ren: Uhhhh...?
Yang: Don't stop her, she needs this.
Willow: Okay...?
Willow: And, lastly we have... Oh? Hello~!
Jaune: Hello, Mrs. Schnee. My, name is, Jaune Arc.
Willow: Hello~! So, I have a bed you can use, so long as you don't mind some company~?
Jaune: Am I sharing a bed with your son?
Willow: No, no no not at all. I couldn't possibly ask my son to share his bed! But, I can assure you, the person in question wouldn't mind sharing their bed with you~!
Jaune: Oh well, if they won't mind, then neither do I!
Willow: I assure you, Jaune, I won't mind at all~! Now, why don't I show you to your room~!
Jaune: Why thank you, Mrs. Schnee!
Willow: Ara Ara, Jaune! Please, call me, Willow~!
Jaune: Okay then, Willow!
RWBYNR: ...?
Ruby: D-Did your mother just flirt with, Jaune?
Weiss: N-no she didn't....
Nora: She totally flirted with, Jaune!
Weiss: She did not!
Yang: Did you not see how she's draped all over him!
Weiss: No I didn't...!
Blake: She literally said, 'Ara Ara,' to him!
Weiss: You misheard her!
Whitely: Hello sister. I saw mother leading on of your friends to her bedroom. Why did she do that?
Weiss: W-What?
Ren: Weiss... it's time to face the truth...
Weiss: ...
Weiss: Oh gods... My mom is going to fuck, Jaune?!
Nora: It's totally the hair.
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#lie ren#whitely schnee#willow schnee#jaune x willow#willow x jaune#rwby iceknight
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more tiger wees,,,, and wolf rooby...
a-a-and what uii-i-iif w-w-willow--
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Jaune: *Looks past Weiss* Weiss, you didn't tell me you had a beautiful older sister?~💕
Weiss: Wait, winter is here? *turns around* That's my mom.
Willow: Weiss, don't interrupt him.
#jaune arc#rwby jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune#rwby weiss schnee#weiss schnee#rwby weiss#weiss#rwby willow#willow schnee#willow#rwby willow schnee#rwby#rwby shitpost
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The Nikos family home in Argus
Athena: Thank you for joining me Willow.
Willow: Well you did mention it was rather important, specifically dealing with our daughters at Beacon.
Athena: It is of the UTMOST importance. *Places a photo on the table* This is Jaune Arc.
Willow: Nice looking young man.
Athena: *sets another picture down showing the entire Arc clan* This is his family.
Willow: Oh my.
Athena: Do you see?
Willow: I see someone who is an obvious catch, my Weiss... wait... she rebuffed him didn't she.
Athena: She did, and rather callously at that.
Willow: I take you daughter is involved, somehow.
Athena: She is pining for him, but is, and I love her, don't get me wrong, I do...
Willow: No one can question that, Athena. No one.
Athena: Pyrrha is an idiot and a coward! There I said it. That felt good, actually!
Willow: So if I understand correctly, my daughter can't see this Jaune for the good man he is, and you're daughter is too sacred to try?
Athena: It's more nuanced then that, but basically yeah.
Willow: So do what do you propose? That we speak to our...
Athena: I think we need *taps Jaune's picture* to fuck him.
Willow: Oh! Damn!
In the Beacon Cafeteria...
Jaune: *stops playing with his dino-nuggets* Why am I suddenly scared for my health and chastity?
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Jaune’s Type
“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.
“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.
“What type of do girls do you like?”
“Type of girls?”
“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”
“Nora, no. I’m straight.”
“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”
“Well, I’m into older women.”
“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”
“Way older.”
“Really? Why’s that?”
That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.
“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”
“I feel like you just offended both of them.”
“My point stands, Nora.”
“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”
“I told you that in confidence!”
Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.
“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.
“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”
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Winter look at the message, and smiled.
“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”
“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”
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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”
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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”
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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)
“Does it involves Jaune?”
“Yes.”
“Oh fuck yes.”
Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’
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“Harriet! We got a message!”
“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”
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“Kali.”
“Sienna.”
They both look at their scrolls.
“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”
“Deal.” They both shook hands.
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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.
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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”
“You’re just imagining things.”
“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.
“…You were saying Nora?”
Nora shrugged.
#jaune can't catch a break#jaune arc#emerald sustrai#neo politan#cinder fall#summer rose#raven branwen#vernal#glynda goodwitch#kali belladonna#sienna khan#elm ederne#harriet bree#winter schnee#willow schnee#salem#nora valkyrie#Jaune’s screwed#in a good way
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Mornings are for sleepy cuddles
#rwby#rwby fanart#snowleopard#rwby snowleopard#ghira belladonna#willow schnee#kali belladonna#Ghira x Kali x Willow#polyamory#they’re in love your honor
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#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#summer rose#raven branwen#kali belladonna#pyrrha's mom#mama nikos#willow schnee#glynda goodwitch#qrow branwen#salem#maria calavera#summer knight#rwby canary#ship of theseus#willow knight#arcwitch#grimm knight#plume#skull knight#jaune x kali#jaune x qrow#genderbend qrow
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#rwby#ruby rose#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#robyn hill#arthur watts#lie ren#james ironwood#oscar pine#weiss schnee#willow schnee#qrow branwen#clover ebi#winter schnee#rwby volume 7#rwby v7#greenlight volume 10#save rwby#text post compilation
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Willow: So... Is this your first time~?
Jaune: No, I've fixed sinks a couple of times.
Willow: Are you thirsty? If you'd like, I can make you something that'll... "quench" you~.
Jaune: Thanks, but I'm good. I should have this clog fixed in no time.
Willow: Well, when you're done, I have some more... piping for you to clean out~.
Jaune: Well, I'm only really experienced with kitchen sinks, but I can take a shot at the bathroom sink if you want.
Willow: Mm, watching you work is making me so hot and sweaty. I just might have to go for a swim in my pool to cool off. In my brand new micro-kini~.
Jaune: I'm almost done here. I'll let you know when I'm finished.
Willow: Oh, I just realized! I have no way to pay you! But I'm sure we can find... other ways to "reward" you~.
Jaune: You don't have to do anything, Mrs. Schnee. I'm just doing this because I wanted to help out.
Jaune: And done! The sink should be unclog-
Willow: COME HERE~!
Jaune: EEK!
Jaune: ...Oh! NOW I get it~!
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Ashen Knight bonus
Willow: *looking at the handsome man with what could only be described as "the thirst"* Oh my~ When i saw your curriculum vitae, i was expecting someone more... Intimidating.
RK: *Chuckle to himself* The apple didn't fall far from the tree i see. *Clear his throat* As you probably saw on the resume, my name is Jaune Amaryllis. *Bow* Your personal servant for the foreseeable future.
Willow: *mumbling to herself* Oh i'd like you to serve me alright. *Smiling* it is a pleasure to meet you. I've heard quite the praise from my eldest daughter and Klein.
RK: *laughing* They were probably exaggerated, my lady. I am but only a huntsman past his prime.
Willow: *chuckle* And you are modest. My, if i wasn't married i probably would be falling for you.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the door
Cinder: *listening to what they are saying* ... *Looking up at Winter* 50 Lien they'll date eachother in less than a month.
Winter: *also listening, looking down at Cinder* 3 months.
Weiss: *shaking her head* The rusted Knight would never steal a maiden away.
Whitley: *far too young to understand anything about relationship* ... What?
Cinder: *looking at Whitley* You might have a new dad soon, and me as a sister.
Whitley: Oh!... Can it be now? I hate dad!
Winter: *sigh* So do we little buddy, so do we.
#jaune arc#cinder fall#weiss schnee#willow schnee#winter schnee#whitley schnee#rwby#rwby au#ashen knight au
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Willow: I ate one of the brownies I found in your room.
Weiss: You ate one of Jaune's brownies? Like a whole one by yourself?
Willow: Yes. Why?
Weiss: Goodbye.
*thirty minutes later*
Willow: Weiss. Help. I can't move.
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The Lady’s Next Door
The 'Milf next door' when she says she just going to say 'hi' to that cute blond boy your daughters friends with.
Kali
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: Why do you want to do that, Mom?
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: Why are you dressed like that?
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: Why do you want to talk to, Jaune?
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: Is it because he's a human?
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: He’s just my friend, Mom, he is not another, Adam waiting to happen.
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Jaune: Hi, Blake. Oh, hi Ms. Belladonna!
Kali: I just want to fuck him.
Jaune: Beg pardon?
Blake: What?!
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Raven
Yang: Hey, Mom, I’m sorry, but can you do me a favour?
Raven: I don’t wanna.
Yang: Mom! Come on! I just need you to watch over my friend till I get back.
Raven: Back, back from where?
Yang: Blake got…?!
Raven: No! Say no more, since it involves your ‘girlfriend’ I can assume it’s something illegal.
Yang: She’s not my girlfriend!
Raven: But, was it illegal?
Yang: …
Yang: Well…
Raven: Ha! Love the bad girls don’t you? Fine, I’ll watch over your friend. Who is it you want me to babysit; It better not be the, Schnee girl! I swear I’ll shoot her one of these days if she…?
Yang: No, it’s not, Weiss. It’s, Jaune. Jaune’s coming over.
Raven: J-Jaune…?
Yang: Yeah, we’ve got a school project we’re working on together, and Jaune wanted to get ahead of the game. So he asked if he could come over here so we could work on it. Is that okay?
Raven: Jaune coming over here…? T-That’s fine! I’m totally fine with that tasty snack…?! I mean! That fine young man coming over here. W-When is coming over…?
Yang: In… half an hour-ish?
Raven: Half an hour? That gives me plenty of time… Time for a shower, and time to put on something spicy~!
Yang: What was that?
Raven: Nothing! Go, and save your girlfriend!
Yang: She’s not my girlfriend, Mom!
Raven: And, I’m not about to get laid, now get going!
Yang: Alright! Alright! I’m going.
Yang: …
Yang: Wait, ‘Get laid?’
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Summer
Ruby: Mom?
Summer: Yes, sweaty~?
Ruby: What are you wearing?
Summer: A bikini.
Ruby: Why?
Summer: Well, your friend, Jaune is coming over to help clean the pool, so I thought I’d give him a show~!
Ruby: A what?
Summer: I thought I’d get a suntan.
Ruby: Oh… Then why are you taking the sunscreen?
Summer: So I don’t get sunburned silly.
Ruby: Okay, do you want me to…?!
Summer: No! No, noo, no. I’ll ask, Jaune to put it on~! That way I get those big muscular hands all over me, feeling me up~! Oh gods~!
Ruby: What was that mom?
Summer: Nothing~!
(Ding dong~!)
Summer: Oh? That must be my boy toy~! Coming!
Ruby: Boy what…?
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Willow
Jacques: Willow! Where are you! Blasted, where is that drunkard!
Willow: …
Jaune: …
Willow: Well, that was close…
Jaune: Yeah… too close.
Willow: Jacques would have thrown an absolute fit if he caught one of, Weiss’s friends snooping about the mansion.
Jaune: I wasn’t snooping, I was lost.
Willow: In a supply closet?
Jaune: I thought it was, Weiss’s room.
Willow: Not even close dear.
Jaune: Okay… but can you open the door, you shoved us in here to get away from, Jacques, and this broom closet is rather cramped.
Willow: No can do… my hands are stuck here… Feeling your broad chest~! Y-You’ll have to open the door yourself.
Jaune: Okay fine… where is the door knob…? Eh? What is this, a pillo…?!
Willow: Ohh~!
Jaune: Ahh?! S-S-S-Sorry! I didn’t mean to…?!
Willow: Jaune?
Jaune: Y-Y-Yeah…?!
Willow: Harder~!
(Ziiiip!)
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Athena
Athena: So tell me, why are you in such a panic to clean up, our already clean house?
Pyrrha: Ooooh… My teammates are coming over, so I wanted to spruce the place up for their visit.
Athena: Your teammates…? Does that mean… Jaune is coming too…?
Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s coming too.
Athena: I see… Well, then I hope he’ll enjoy visiting us in our humble abode~!
Pyrrha: Uhh… Mom? Your top has come undone.
Athena: It’s a little hot here, I just want to cool off.
Pyrrha: It’s not hot in here at all?
Athena: Oh~? What makes you think that?
Pyrrha: Mom, your top has come undone again.
Athena: So it has.
Pyrrha: Mom, I can see you bra.
Athena: And?
Pyrrha: Mom, do up your blouse, unless you want my friends to stare at your breasts.
Athena: So long as it’s him, I don’t mind if he stares, or even copes a feel. I’ll be very happy by the end of it all~!
Pyrrha: C-Cope a feel? Who are you talking about?
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Carla
Carla: So that’s the, ‘loser twerp’ you’ve been bullying?
Cardin: Yeah, his name is, Jaune Arc, complete loser.
Carla: Jaune Arc…? Jaune ArrrrrrrrrC~! Hmm… Rolls off the tongue.
Cardin: Pff! That’s part of the idiot’s stupid catch phrase.
Carla: What catch phrase?
Cardin: “The nAme’S JaUNe ArC; roLLLs of tHE tonGUE! LaDIEs Love it” Pff! How stupid can you be?
Carla: ‘Love’s it?’ So, he is the boy you are being forced to apologize to?
Cardin: Yeah, the teacher says they’ll end my two month long detention early if I apologize to him… I have no intention of apologizing to that loser.
Carla: I see… You know what, Cardin. How about I apologize on your behalf?
Cardin: You’ll do that?
Carla: Of course! He may not accept it, but he’ll at least get that apology he is owed.
Cardin: You’ll do that? Thanks, Mom. I probably would have decked him in the face if I went over there to apologize to the loser.
Carla: Then I best go over there. Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll make sure he accepts your apology. After all, what better apology can a boy get than fucking his bully’s own mother~?
Cardin: W-What was that…?
~~~
Ruby
Ruby: Amethyst, honey? Why are you dressed so… slutty?
Amethyst: Oh… uhh… Parent teacher conference is tonight…
Ruby: I’m aware…
Amethyst: Yeah… so… Professor Arc is coming over to…?!
Ruby: Jaune?! J-Jaune’s coming over here?
Amethyst: Yeah, he told me so himself.
Ruby: So, you’re dressing like a slut to seduce him?
Amethyst: Yeah… That is the plan…
Ruby: Nonono! That won’t work at all honey! He won’t give you so much as a fleeting glance if you dress up like some common harlot!
Amethyst: He won’t?
Ruby: No! You need to dress in something more conservative, something that shows nothing, but something that emphasizes everything~!
Amethyst: Like what?
Ruby: I’ll show you after I’ve seduce him~!
Amethyst: What?! But, I want to sleep with him first!
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