#Willow schnee

[arc-misadventures]

For the beach can we please get willow scheen

The Beach: Wil

Jaune: Haa... That was a nightmare...

Jaune: Why are all they so... thirsty? Does, Kink Beach also effect a person sex drive, or something?

Jaune: Haa... whatever that doesn't really...? Hmm? Why is there a pool at the beach? I mean, the ocean is right there! Why did you got to the beach, to swim in a swimming pool? This doesn't make any sense.

: People like the astrosphere found at the beach, but for various reasons they don't like the beach. The salty waters, the crowds. Not to mention the pool is generally safer than the sea, especially for small children.

Jaune: Oh, those are some valid reasons. Thank you for that information.

: Your welcome, Jaune.

Jaune: Wait, you know how I ammmmmmmmmmmmmm...?!!

: Hello, Jaune~1

Jaune: H-Hello, Mrs. Schnee...?!

Willow: So, what brings you here?

Jaune: I've been running from... horny teenagers trying to get into my pants...

Willow: Oh? I see the effects of, Kink Beach are taking effect. Care to hear what mine are~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Sure, why not.

Willow: I would like to have an affair~!

Jaune: A-An affair?!

Willow: Yes. I would like to have an affair with a young stud, that completely rearranged my guts with his searing hot rod~! Making forget I had that shrimp of a man as they reshape my body to fit them~!

Jaune: Oh...

Willow: I like the idea of filming a video, of that young stud taking me, covering me, filling me to the brim with their seed. Then sending that video to, Jacques to let him know what it feels to be cuck by a young hung stallion~!

Jaune: That's detailed...

Willow: Even better if that hung stud knocked me up with their bastard. Forcing, Jacques to raise that child as their own. But... more importantly I want another chance... another chance to raise a child with love, and warmth.

Jaune: Oh... that sounds like a lovely idea... partly...

Willow: I do hope it plays out like that~!

Willow: So, Jaune~?

Jaune: Yes?

Willow: Would you perhaps be interested in cucking, Jacques Schnee, and knocking up this lonely horny old milf~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: T-The changing room showers... w-where are they?

Willow: Oh~? Follow me, Stud~!

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Original Art Link

Hey, @lar-mx what do you think?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Willow: *Sliding her hand down Tai's thigh* Hello mister Xiao-Long~

Tai: *Pulls Willow closer at her waist* Hello Ms. Schnee~

Weiss: Really? Right in front of my Salad?

[novankenn]

The Nikos family home in Argus

Athena: Thank you for joining me Willow.

Willow: Well you did mention it was rather important, specifically dealing with our daughters at Beacon.

Athena: It is of the UTMOST importance. *Places a photo on the table* This is Jaune Arc.

Willow: Nice looking young man.

Athena: *sets another picture down showing the entire Arc clan* This is his family.

Willow: Oh my.

Athena: Do you see?

Willow: I see someone who is an obvious catch, my Weiss... wait... she rebuffed him didn't she.

Athena: She did, and rather callously at that.

Willow: I take you daughter is involved, somehow.

Athena: She is pining for him, but is, and I love her, don't get me wrong, I do...

Willow: No one can question that, Athena. No one.

Athena: Pyrrha is an idiot and a coward! There I said it. That felt good, actually!

Willow: So if I understand correctly, my daughter can't see this Jaune for the good man he is, and you're daughter is too sacred to try?

Athena: It's more nuanced then that, but basically yeah.

Willow: So do what do you propose? That we speak to our...

Athena: I think we need *taps Jaune's picture* to fuck him.

Willow: Oh! Damn!

In the Beacon Cafeteria...

Jaune: *stops playing with his dino-nuggets* Why am I suddenly scared for my health and chastity?

[blessedsage99]

more tiger wees,,,, and wolf rooby...

a-a-and what uii-i-iif w-w-willow--

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune: *Looks past Weiss* Weiss, you didn't tell me you had a beautiful older sister?~💕

Weiss: Wait, winter is here? *turns around* That's my mom.

Willow: Weiss, don't interrupt him.

[lesbianneopolitan]

A sketch commission batch of some Schnee ships for @hybrid-and-legacy!

🩵 Glynda x Willow | Yang x Winter | Blake x Weiss 🩵

BONUS JACQUES SCHNEE DYING IN A GLUE TRAP UNDER THE READ MORE!

[bdk1902]

Jaune’s Type

“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.

“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.

“What type of do girls do you like?”

“Type of girls?”

“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”

“Nora, no. I’m straight.”

“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”

“Well, I’m into older women.”

“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”

“Way older.”

“Really? Why’s that?”

That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.

“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”

“I feel like you just offended both of them.”

“My point stands, Nora.”

“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”

“I told you that in confidence!”

Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.

“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.

“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”

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Winter look at the message, and smiled.

“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”

“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”

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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”

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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”

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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)

“Does it involves Jaune?”

“Yes.”

“Oh fuck yes.”

Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’

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“Harriet! We got a message!”

“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”

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“Kali.”

“Sienna.”

They both look at their scrolls.

“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”

“Deal.” They both shook hands.

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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.

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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”

“You’re just imagining things.”

“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.

“…You were saying Nora?”

Nora shrugged.

[humbledoodles]

Mornings are for sleepy cuddles

[brokentrafficknight]

[zexapher]

I Wish Schnee a Merry Christmas

Of course, I wish thee a merry Christmas, too. Happy holidays, everyone! I thought I’d put together something new and festive to celebrate with you all, and I’m quite happy with how it turned out.

A nice, gripping story to pull at the heart strings; Weiss’s once cheerful home with Old Nick, the sad times with her family under Jacques, then finding a welcoming new home among her friends, and going on to build happy holiday memories with her new family. Of course, given a little more time, I think I’d have added a few moments of Klein and Winter sneaking a few gifts in during Weiss’s childhood. I definitely see them breaking Jacques’s rules a little to give Weiss a few more happy moments.

This is pretty much how I headcanon holiday celebrations for the Schnees. Nicholas was a big ol’ Santa Claus, Jacques doesn’t care about family celebrations and leaves it all to corporate events, and then a big welcoming friend’s party from the teams that Weiss isn’t used to, only for Weiss to then fully embrace it and be super into the holiday spirit and very involved with her new family’s celebrations.

As for editing, I had a good bit of fun recreating Jacques’s and Willow’s legs, adding in a reflection for them, and pulling all the color out of the Christmas tree to make it a very Schnee blue. Feels good to see the progress in my editing skills since I started brushing up on them last year. I can do a lot more and a lot faster now, this whole thing was just some on and off work over the past week. Like changing Zwei’s black fur to that rusty red-brown, that’s something quick and easy to do now, and looks good.

Anyway, happy holidays again, hope you enjoy the season and this edit as much as I do! It’s my present to all of you!

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

[arc-misadventures]

The White Queen

The White Queen, Queen Willow Schnee Arc

Weiss: Wait… while you were in the, Ever After you found my mother who fell in with us…

Jaune: Yes.

Weiss: Where she travel back in time with you?

Jaune: Correct.

Weiss: And, because another cooky fruit thingy... Mom de-aged to the point where she was... is in her early twenties.

Jaune: She looks just like, Winter. Just less moody...

Weiss: And, she was taken by the previous king, the Red Prince?

Jaune: Proper asshole that guy was.

Weiss: Where he was going to make my mother his bride...?!

Jaune: Least the bastard had good taste...

Weiss: And, you saved her from that looney king fellow…

Jaune: Down with the king!

Weiss: After that, there was a power vacuum from when you dethroned the king...

Jaune: What do you expect to happen when you overthrow the ruling monarchy?

Weiss: And, my mom took the throne for herself to stabilize the kingdom?

Jaune: She was the only member of the royal family still alive to assume the throne... Technically... She didn't marry the, Red Prince, but Willow was the closest thing we had to royalty.

Weiss: And, you became her personal bodyguard…

Jaune: It was mostly just a title. I mostly spent my time with, Willow to train her to become a, Huntress grade fighter

Weiss: And, after you trained her to be a, Huntress grade fighter... You married my mother?!

Jaune: Indeed I did!

Weiss: The fuck is wrong with this place?! And, the fuck you think you're doing marrying my own mother?! You degenerate!

Willow: Hey! Don't speak to your father that way!

Weiss: I refuse to recognize this man as my father!

Willow: It's either him, or Jacques dear; Which will you choose?

Weiss: …

Weiss: Jaune…

Willow: That's what I thought~!

Jaune: Don't worry, Weiss, you don't have to start calling me dad.

Willow: Yet.

Weiss: …

Weiss: I fucking hate this place…

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Cooking breakfast* How do you like your eggs Weiss?

Weiss: Sunny-

Willow: She likes them fertilized.

Weiss: MOTHER!

Willow: Give me Grandchildren or I'm giving you a sibling!

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Jaune, I'd like my eggs fertilized. Now.

[howlingday]

Willow: So... Is this your first time~?

Jaune: No, I've fixed sinks a couple of times.

Willow: Are you thirsty? If you'd like, I can make you something that'll... "quench" you~.

Jaune: Thanks, but I'm good. I should have this clog fixed in no time.

Willow: Well, when you're done, I have some more... piping for you to clean out~.

Jaune: Well, I'm only really experienced with kitchen sinks, but I can take a shot at the bathroom sink if you want.

Willow: Mm, watching you work is making me so hot and sweaty. I just might have to go for a swim in my pool to cool off. In my brand new micro-kini~.

Jaune: I'm almost done here. I'll let you know when I'm finished.

Willow: Oh, I just realized! I have no way to pay you! But I'm sure we can find... other ways to "reward" you~.

Jaune: You don't have to do anything, Mrs. Schnee. I'm just doing this because I wanted to help out.

Jaune: And done! The sink should be unclog-

Willow: COME HERE~!

Jaune: EEK!

Jaune: ...Oh! NOW I get it~!

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Willow: I ate one of the brownies I found in your room.

Weiss: You ate one of Jaune's brownies? Like a whole one by yourself?

Willow: Yes. Why?

Weiss: Goodbye.

*thirty minutes later*

Willow: Weiss. Help. I can't move.

[howi99]

Ashen Knight bonus

Willow: *looking at the handsome man with what could only be described as "the thirst"* Oh my~ When i saw your curriculum vitae, i was expecting someone more... Intimidating.

RK: *Chuckle to himself* The apple didn't fall far from the tree i see. *Clear his throat* As you probably saw on the resume, my name is Jaune Amaryllis. *Bow* Your personal servant for the foreseeable future.

Willow: *mumbling to herself* Oh i'd like you to serve me alright. *Smiling* it is a pleasure to meet you. I've heard quite the praise from my eldest daughter and Klein.

RK: *laughing* They were probably exaggerated, my lady. I am but only a huntsman past his prime.

Willow: *chuckle* And you are modest. My, if i wasn't married i probably would be falling for you.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the door

Cinder: *listening to what they are saying* ... *Looking up at Winter* 50 Lien they'll date eachother in less than a month.

Winter: *also listening, looking down at Cinder* 3 months.

Weiss: *shaking her head* The rusted Knight would never steal a maiden away.

Whitley: *far too young to understand anything about relationship* ... What?

Cinder: *looking at Whitley* You might have a new dad soon, and me as a sister.

Whitley: Oh!... Can it be now? I hate dad!

Winter: *sigh* So do we little buddy, so do we.