#Willow schnee

[krasman]

Schnee girls are all touch-starved pillow princesses. Rather sure it wouldn't be tough for you to convert them while you're stealing them away from his house!

Grab the young lad too, he could become Remnant's version of Tony Stark with a hell of a lot of good effort. And then boom, for the low price of making his mother and sisters happier you'll have a great tech-guy on hand.

They will never make me hate you, character with white hair

[howi99]

Ashen Knight 10

This takes place some weeks after Jaune began working at the manor.

Willow: *drinking tea with Jaune* Ah~ it has been so long since i could enjoy the company of someone who wasn't only interested in profit or favors. *Sigh of contentment, smiling at the knight* And i'm truly glad your daughter is getting along with my childrens. *Chuckle* I was quite surprised when Winter said she had a new friend. *Her smile grows melancholic* I wish she could make more...

Rk: *smiling with empathy* I know how you feel, Miss Schnee-

Willow: *laughing* Oh please, you can call me Willow. I am not that old yet.

RK: *chuckle* Willow then. *Looking as the kids are reading his story together* Cinder... She didn't have the luxury to be a kid.

Willow: *nodding* You are her adoptive father, yes?

RK: *sad smile* yeah... She didn't have any friends, or much of anything really. Seeing her laugh and smile when she is happy, cry when she is sad or even make a tantrum when things don't go her way... *Looking at Cinder, who's debating with Weiss and Whitley over which character was the best while Winter was just having fun reading stories to them* It's my greatest treasure.

Willow: *also looking at the scene* ... Tell me, Jaune... How did you connect with her? I... I want to be there for them, but...

RK: *sigh* ... *Getting up, extending his hand to Willow* Would you like it if i showed you? *Smiling kindly at the woman*

Willow: *looking up at the knight, her heart fluttering for a moment* ... *Sigh with a smile, taking his hand* I would love to, yes.

RK: *bringing her to the children, making her sit next to him as he began recounting his "stories" to them, involving Willow when some characters needed feminine voice*

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Weiss: My mom asked if I was a lesbian and I was like ‘no, mom I’m bi so I love big fat cocks in my mouth’ and she still got upset.

[arc-misadventures]

The Lady’s Next Door

The 'Milf next door' when she says she just going to say 'hi' to that cute blond boy your daughters friends with.

Kali

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to do that, Mom?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why are you dressed like that?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to talk to, Jaune?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Is it because he's a human?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: He’s just my friend, Mom, he is not another, Adam waiting to happen.

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Jaune: Hi, Blake. Oh, hi Ms. Belladonna!

Kali: I just want to fuck him.

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Blake: What?!

~~~

Raven

Yang: Hey, Mom, I’m sorry, but can you do me a favour?

Raven: I don’t wanna.

Yang: Mom! Come on! I just need you to watch over my friend till I get back.

Raven: Back, back from where?

Yang: Blake got…?!

Raven: No! Say no more, since it involves your ‘girlfriend’ I can assume it’s something illegal.

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend!

Raven: But, was it illegal?

Yang: …

Yang: Well…

Raven: Ha! Love the bad girls don’t you? Fine, I’ll watch over your friend. Who is it you want me to babysit; It better not be the, Schnee girl! I swear I’ll shoot her one of these days if she…?

Yang: No, it’s not, Weiss. It’s, Jaune. Jaune’s coming over.

Raven: J-Jaune…?

Yang: Yeah, we’ve got a school project we’re working on together, and Jaune wanted to get ahead of the game. So he asked if he could come over here so we could work on it. Is that okay?

Raven: Jaune coming over here…? T-That’s fine! I’m totally fine with that tasty snack…?! I mean! That fine young man coming over here. W-When is coming over…?

Yang: In… half an hour-ish?

Raven: Half an hour? That gives me plenty of time… Time for a shower, and time to put on something spicy~!

Yang: What was that?

Raven: Nothing! Go, and save your girlfriend!

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend, Mom!

Raven: And, I’m not about to get laid, now get going!

Yang: Alright! Alright! I’m going.

Yang: …

Yang: Wait, ‘Get laid?’

~~~

Summer

Ruby: Mom?

Summer: Yes, sweaty~?

Ruby: What are you wearing?

Summer: A bikini.

Ruby: Why?

Summer: Well, your friend, Jaune is coming over to help clean the pool, so I thought I’d give him a show~!

Ruby: A what?

Summer: I thought I’d get a suntan.

Ruby: Oh… Then why are you taking the sunscreen?

Summer: So I don’t get sunburned silly.

Ruby: Okay, do you want me to…?!

Summer: No! No, noo, no. I’ll ask, Jaune to put it on~! That way I get those big muscular hands all over me, feeling me up~! Oh gods~!

Ruby: What was that mom?

Summer: Nothing~!

(Ding dong~!)

Summer: Oh? That must be my boy toy~! Coming!

Ruby: Boy what…?

~~~

Willow

Jacques: Willow! Where are you! Blasted, where is that drunkard!

Willow: …

Jaune: …

Willow: Well, that was close…

Jaune: Yeah… too close.

Willow: Jacques would have thrown an absolute fit if he caught one of, Weiss’s friends snooping about the mansion.

Jaune: I wasn’t snooping, I was lost.

Willow: In a supply closet?

Jaune: I thought it was, Weiss’s room.

Willow: Not even close dear.

Jaune: Okay… but can you open the door, you shoved us in here to get away from, Jacques, and this broom closet is rather cramped.

Willow: No can do… my hands are stuck here… Feeling your broad chest~! Y-You’ll have to open the door yourself.

Jaune: Okay fine… where is the door knob…? Eh? What is this, a pillo…?!

Willow: Ohh~!

Jaune: Ahh?! S-S-S-Sorry! I didn’t mean to…?!

Willow: Jaune?

Jaune: Y-Y-Yeah…?!

Willow: Harder~!

(Ziiiip!)

~~~

Athena

Athena: So tell me, why are you in such a panic to clean up, our already clean house?

Pyrrha: Ooooh… My teammates are coming over, so I wanted to spruce the place up for their visit.

Athena: Your teammates…? Does that mean… Jaune is coming too…?

Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s coming too.

Athena: I see… Well, then I hope he’ll enjoy visiting us in our humble abode~!

Pyrrha: Uhh… Mom? Your top has come undone.

Athena: It’s a little hot here, I just want to cool off.

Pyrrha: It’s not hot in here at all?

Athena: Oh~? What makes you think that?

Pyrrha: Mom, your top has come undone again.

Athena: So it has.

Pyrrha: Mom, I can see you bra.

Athena: And?

Pyrrha: Mom, do up your blouse, unless you want my friends to stare at your breasts.

Athena: So long as it’s him, I don’t mind if he stares, or even copes a feel. I’ll be very happy by the end of it all~!

Pyrrha: C-Cope a feel? Who are you talking about?

~~~

Carla

Carla: So that’s the, ‘loser twerp’ you’ve been bullying?

Cardin: Yeah, his name is, Jaune Arc, complete loser.

Carla: Jaune Arc…? Jaune ArrrrrrrrrC~! Hmm… Rolls off the tongue.

Cardin: Pff! That’s part of the idiot’s stupid catch phrase.

Carla: What catch phrase?

Cardin: “The nAme’S JaUNe ArC; roLLLs of tHE tonGUE! LaDIEs Love it” Pff! How stupid can you be?

Carla: ‘Love’s it?’ So, he is the boy you are being forced to apologize to?

Cardin: Yeah, the teacher says they’ll end my two month long detention early if I apologize to him… I have no intention of apologizing to that loser.

Carla: I see… You know what, Cardin. How about I apologize on your behalf?

Cardin: You’ll do that?

Carla: Of course! He may not accept it, but he’ll at least get that apology he is owed.

Cardin: You’ll do that? Thanks, Mom. I probably would have decked him in the face if I went over there to apologize to the loser.

Carla: Then I best go over there. Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll make sure he accepts your apology. After all, what better apology can a boy get than fucking his bully’s own mother~?

Cardin: W-What was that…?

~~~

Ruby

Ruby: Amethyst, honey? Why are you dressed so… slutty?

Amethyst: Oh… uhh… Parent teacher conference is tonight…

Ruby: I’m aware…

Amethyst: Yeah… so… Professor Arc is coming over to…?!

Ruby: Jaune?! J-Jaune’s coming over here?

Amethyst: Yeah, he told me so himself.

Ruby: So, you’re dressing like a slut to seduce him?

Amethyst: Yeah… That is the plan…

Ruby: Nonono! That won’t work at all honey! He won’t give you so much as a fleeting glance if you dress up like some common harlot!

Amethyst: He won’t?

Ruby: No! You need to dress in something more conservative, something that shows nothing, but something that emphasizes everything~!

Amethyst: Like what?

Ruby: I’ll show you after I’ve seduce him~!

Amethyst: What?! But, I want to sleep with him first!

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune: *Looks past Weiss* Weiss, you didn't tell me you had a beautiful older sister?~💕

Weiss: Wait, winter is here? *turns around* That's my mom.

Willow: Weiss, don't interrupt him.

[bdk1902]

Jaune’s Type

“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.

“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.

“What type of do girls do you like?”

“Type of girls?”

“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”

“Nora, no. I’m straight.”

“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”

“Well, I’m into older women.”

“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”

“Way older.”

“Really? Why’s that?”

That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.

“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”

“I feel like you just offended both of them.”

“My point stands, Nora.”

“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”

“I told you that in confidence!”

Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.

“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.

“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”

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Winter look at the message, and smiled.

“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”

“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”

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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”

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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”

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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)

“Does it involves Jaune?”

“Yes.”

“Oh fuck yes.”

Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’

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“Harriet! We got a message!”

“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”

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“Kali.”

“Sienna.”

They both look at their scrolls.

“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”

“Deal.” They both shook hands.

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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.

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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”

“You’re just imagining things.”

“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.

“…You were saying Nora?”

Nora shrugged.

[humbledoodles]

Mornings are for sleepy cuddles

[brokentrafficknight]

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

[howlingday]

Willow: So... Is this your first time~?

Jaune: No, I've fixed sinks a couple of times.

Willow: Are you thirsty? If you'd like, I can make you something that'll... "quench" you~.

Jaune: Thanks, but I'm good. I should have this clog fixed in no time.

Willow: Well, when you're done, I have some more... piping for you to clean out~.

Jaune: Well, I'm only really experienced with kitchen sinks, but I can take a shot at the bathroom sink if you want.

Willow: Mm, watching you work is making me so hot and sweaty. I just might have to go for a swim in my pool to cool off. In my brand new micro-kini~.

Jaune: I'm almost done here. I'll let you know when I'm finished.

Willow: Oh, I just realized! I have no way to pay you! But I'm sure we can find... other ways to "reward" you~.

Jaune: You don't have to do anything, Mrs. Schnee. I'm just doing this because I wanted to help out.

Jaune: And done! The sink should be unclog-

Willow: COME HERE~!

Jaune: EEK!

Jaune: ...Oh! NOW I get it~!

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Winter: Weiss, is it me or has your friend Arc... changed since returning?

Weiss: Oh? Oh.. yes, you se-

Winter: He's so much more... mature...

Willow: And handsome...

Whitley: And sexy.

Schnee women: ......

Whitley: D-did I say that out loud?

[novankenn]

What were you THINKING???

(Sequel to THIS??? Maybe... Please Add... Co-Labs are too fun!)

Glynda: *Using her world famous Mt Doom Stare on the collected adults, all forced to sit at desks* NOW, I'm sure you are all wondering why you have been summoned here.

Raven: *trying to speak through her gag, while struggling to get free of the ropes keeping her tied to a chair.* mmmphph... mmmphuph

Tai: *Raising his hand* I'm assuming that it has something to do with our children?

Glynda: You are correct Mr. Xiao Long. It has come to my attention...

Jasmine: I'm going to be a GRANDMA! YES YES YES!

Glynda: Thankfully no. I have taken the appropriate steps to help prevent Jaune and Pyrrha from reproducing until AFTER they graduate...

Athena: Pyrrha has a BOTFRIEND?!? Yes Yes Yes!

Jasmine: You mean my baby boy landed a celebrity hottie? YES YES YES! Grandbabies...

Glynda: THERE WILL BE NO GRANDBABIES UNTIL AFTER GRADUATION!!!

Athena/Jasmine: Says you...

Glynda: What was that?

Athena/Jasmine: Nothing!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Mama Arc: *Smiling* Willow~ How lovely to see you~

Willow: *Smiling* Ah, Prismeya! I have been better than ever! In fact, There's something I'd like to talk to you about!

Mama Arc: If I had to guess, it's about My son and Your second daughter?

Willow: Indeed it is! You see, Your Dearest Son attempted to court my daughter some time ago, and she declined. However, I can see that my daughter has learned to accept love in earnest. I was wondering if you could encourage him to try again?

Mama Arc: Well that's very interesting! You see, as you said, Your daughter said no! And when someone says 'No' they mean 'No'! and more than that, She should find another potential Paramour!

Willow: Then Perhaps she should ask him instead? After all, that's only fair~

Mama Arc: No, no, no. That'd be too close to toying with Jaune's emotions, and We can't have that, can we?~

Willow: *Still Smiling, drawing her Hammer* Really?

Mama Arc: *Still Smiling, Drawing her Halberd* Yes, Really~

Papa Arc: ... There's a weird, sorta, like, literally violent sexual tension thing goin' on here, so I'm just gonna head out ... and uh ... Have Fun Hun'.

[ahn1zos]

more of the party!

[arc-misadventures]

A Schnee's Desire

Weiss: So, is alright of my team, and my friends stay here mom?

Willow: I don't mind, your father will no doubt work up a fuss, but he will not be here for the next week, so you should be just fine.

Weiss: That's amazing! I'll go tell them that they can stay.

Willow: Mind if I come with you? I want to know who is going to be staying here.

Weiss: Okay.

~~~

Weiss: Okay this is my partner, Ruby Rose.

Ruby: Hello! My name is Ruby! I'm Weiss's bestie for restie!

Weiss: Ahh?! Get off of me you dolt!

Willow: Ohh~! It's nice to see my daughter have a friend who's so close to her. Would you mind sharing a room with my daughter? There are not many spare bed rooms for all of you.

Weiss: Wait, w-w-what?!

Ruby: Whoo! Sleep over!

Weiss: Ahck?! Get off of me!

Willow: And, who are you two?

Blake: My name is, Blake Belladonna.

Yang: And, my name is Yang Xiao Long! This little gremlins older sister!

Ruby: Yang?!

Willow: And, you are a faunas? A cat faunas at that.

Blake: Is that a problem...?

Willow: Not to me, although... Jacques is allergic to cats... You being a cat faunas, would you perhaps trigger his allergies?

Blake: What, no that's...? Well... Could I...?

Yang: That's a serious question right there.

Blake: If he did have a reaction... how bad of a reaction would it be.

Willow: Not bad enough...

Blake: Dammit!

Willow: Do you two mind sharing a bed?

Yang: What?

Blake: Sharing a bed?

Willow: There are rooms, and spare beds, but not enough for each of you to have your own separate bed. I am sorry.

Yang: No, that shouldn't be a problem, right, Blake?

Blake: No, not a problem at all. Hey, Yang?

Yang: Yeah?

Blake: 'And, they were roommates.'

Ruby: 'My god they were roommates...'

Willow: What?

Weiss: Ignore them.

Willow: Very well then. And, who might you two be?

Nora: Hi! My name is, Nora! And, this is my potentiallover, Ren!

Ren: Hello, Mrs. Schnee.

Willow: Hello to you as. Do you two mind sharing a room, and a bed together?

Ren: Well, I don't...?!

Nora: IT'S FINE!

Willow: Oh?

Nora: It's totally fine if the two of use share a bed together~!

Willow: Is it..?

Ren: Uhhhh...?

Yang: Don't stop her, she needs this.

Willow: Okay...?

Willow: And, lastly we have... Oh? Hello~!

Jaune: Hello, Mrs. Schnee. My, name is, Jaune Arc.

Willow: Hello~! So, I have a bed you can use, so long as you don't mind some company~?

Jaune: Am I sharing a bed with your son?

Willow: No, no no not at all. I couldn't possibly ask my son to share his bed! But, I can assure you, the person in question wouldn't mind sharing their bed with you~!

Jaune: Oh well, if they won't mind, then neither do I!

Willow: I assure you, Jaune, I won't mind at all~! Now, why don't I show you to your room~!

Jaune: Why thank you, Mrs. Schnee!

Willow: Ara Ara, Jaune! Please, call me, Willow~!

Jaune: Okay then, Willow!

RWBYNR: ...?

Ruby: D-Did your mother just flirt with, Jaune?

Weiss: N-no she didn't....

Nora: She totally flirted with, Jaune!

Weiss: She did not!

Yang: Did you not see how she's draped all over him!

Weiss: No I didn't...!

Blake: She literally said, 'Ara Ara,' to him!

Weiss: You misheard her!

Whitely: Hello sister. I saw mother leading on of your friends to her bedroom. Why did she do that?

Weiss: W-What?

Ren: Weiss... it's time to face the truth...

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Oh gods... My mom is going to fuck, Jaune?!

Nora: It's totally the hair.

[howi99]

Ashen Knight bonus

Willow: *looking at the handsome man with what could only be described as "the thirst"* Oh my~ When i saw your curriculum vitae, i was expecting someone more... Intimidating.

RK: *Chuckle to himself* The apple didn't fall far from the tree i see. *Clear his throat* As you probably saw on the resume, my name is Jaune Amaryllis. *Bow* Your personal servant for the foreseeable future.

Willow: *mumbling to herself* Oh i'd like you to serve me alright. *Smiling* it is a pleasure to meet you. I've heard quite the praise from my eldest daughter and Klein.

RK: *laughing* They were probably exaggerated, my lady. I am but only a huntsman past his prime.

Willow: *chuckle* And you are modest. My, if i wasn't married i probably would be falling for you.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the door

Cinder: *listening to what they are saying* ... *Looking up at Winter* 50 Lien they'll date eachother in less than a month.

Winter: *also listening, looking down at Cinder* 3 months.

Weiss: *shaking her head* The rusted Knight would never steal a maiden away.

Whitley: *far too young to understand anything about relationship* ... What?

Cinder: *looking at Whitley* You might have a new dad soon, and me as a sister.

Whitley: Oh!... Can it be now? I hate dad!

Winter: *sigh* So do we little buddy, so do we.