#When I don’t

[jay72664]

You called me

TW: Use of alcohol.

Okay, maybe Dazai was a tiny bit jealous.

But he wasn’t like, that jealous.

In fact, he was more upset by the fact that he couldn’t go to sleep.

After all, he’d probably have to pick up his drunk ass husband any minute now.

He tries to focus on the TV.

Any minute now.

Yeah, he was impatient, he had run out of things to do and just wanted to cuddle, and maybe annoy, his Chibi husband.

But no, Chuuya wanted to go out drinking with friends because he needed free time.

He was probably just annoyed with him.

He was awfully clingy.

And tended to actively try to annoy him.

Not to mention he was way overtly affectionate, even in public.

Wait, what if Chuuya met someone at the bar he was drinking at?

What if he loved them more than he loved Dazai?

Dazai’s phone rings, and he checks the number before putting it to his ear.

“Hello.” Dazai says to his husband through the phone.

“Heeey.” He mumbles, words slurred.

Dazai can’t help but chuckle.

“Are you drunk?”

“Mh-hm.” He hums, though it was quite groan like.

“I’m coming.” Dazai promises softly. “I love you.”

He already knew which bar Chuuya had gone to, because he had told him before he left.

So he got in the car and headed there.

When he got to the bar Chuuya was slumped over the counter sobbing, Tachihara was awkwardly patting his back.

Dazai almost laughed.

“Why’s he crying?” The brunette asks mafioso.

“I’m uh, not sure.” He says awkwardly, not really know how to talk to the detective. 

“I’ll uh, leave him to you.” He flashes a tight smile and gets up to head out of the bar himself.

“Chuuya.” He taps his shoulder to get his attention.

“S-Samu? You’re back?” He slurs sitting up, though he nearly falls over, and slumps his head against Dazai’s chest.

“You called me, of course I came, silly.” He coos teasingly.

“You left me all alone.” He mumbles, there were still tears streaming down his cheeks.

“What are you talking about Chibi? you’re the one who...” He hesitates at the end realizes what the ginger was talking about, as he wiped away his tears with his thumb.

“Come one, let’s go.” He offers his short husband his back, who climbs on, his arms falling over his shoulders, as Dazai’s arms slip under his legs to keep him up.

“Where are we going?” Chuuya asks, hiccuping as he speaks.

“We’re going home.” The lanky man explains, stifling a laugh at his husband’s stupor.

“Oh.”

Dazai drives Chuuya home, the later nearly falling asleep on their way home, and so when they get home, Dazai just guided him to their, taking off his shoes, and socks, and his hat and coat, before tucking him into the sheets, and pressing a kiss to his forehead.

Unable to sleep himself however, Dazai goes and sits on the couch, replaying the interaction in his head.

You left me all alone.

He knew Chuuya forgave him for what happened.

He knew it.

Yet found himself doubting it.

He knew he couldn’t have stayed in the mafia.

Knew he wouldn’t be happy.

Doubted he would have married Chuuya.

Yet he stilled felt guilty whenever he thought of it.

Of Chuuya being betrayed yet again.

Of him being the one to doing it.

Of bringing him such pain.

He made Chuuya cry.

And he hated himself for it.

[allo-frouto]

Do you like getting told what to do?

Yes and no.

[piperslovebot]

Just gonna say it, but Lola’s whining in early s3 about Shiny is giving Jo Masterson after she found out about Dacey’s sex tape.

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[fosliie]

College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline

[realtalk127]

thinking about how the best case scenario that elphaba can imagine in the wizard and i is that finally someone will come along who will be able to change everything about her. even in her wildest dreams, she views that as her best option.

and then.

along comes galinda. who - after spending an entire night attempting to give her a makeover - settles on: ‘actually, you’re perfect just the way you are. i wouldn’t change a thing. except maybe to tuck a little piece of myself in with you, just there.’

and i just think that’s neat.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[horserad-ish]

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

[thatonearanara]

Fun fact: ace people can wear clothing which can be interpreted as sexual despite being ace.

like

Just because someone has skin showing doesn’t mean they want to have sex. Thinking that sexual seeming clothing means someone wants to have sex is…kinda just really weird

this also applies to allo people (duh) but there was some stuff at the time going on with ace people so this post was primarily focused on ace people

[wolfythewitch]

I'm gonna haunt you in your head

The things we did, the last words I said

[donnieisaprettyboy]

can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[arcanefanpage]

And just for a moment they both recognized their sister

[1-800-dreamgirl]

this is what everyone has been saying!! no one is looking at celebrities for political statements, but they should and must use their platform to amplify the voices of those who need and most importantly be against this genocide!!

[appleziel]

DC give me more of them interacting please I’m begging you

Edit: the amount of you quoting “we were the best” in the tags is giving me life