#What If This Character Was In Smash
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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atarted metroid dread a few days ago and ive had the most violent chell fixation for over a year you know what that means
coming up with chell post canon scenarios is really fun what if GLaDOS's deleted line about the timeskip being 50000 years is true and chell slept through the combine and now shes in metroid . anyways

these 2 are just shitposts idk

#chell x samus#chellaran#?????#chelaran#maybe???#idk what their ship name is if they have one#shoutout to the dude who made a fic of a bunch of characters playing smash in 2022 where chell and samus were dating for no reason#and shoutout to the 2 other people in tjis tag#chell#chell portal#portal#portal 2#samus#samus aran#metroid#rarepair#crossover#do i tag that idk
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Some fucked up kind of dog (aka my smeargle pokesona)
#pokemon#smeargle#my characters#my sona#my art#smash-chu's art#doodles#for all the people out there going 'smeargle is a dog??' yes silly it has beagle in it's name what else would it be
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"THATS your man? the guy digging in his ear????"
"yeeeeeesss 😍"
#HES DIGGING FOR GOLD#spacie scribbles#lego monkie kid fanart#me when i simp for the most red flag characters of all time!!!#lmk#sun wukong#sun wukong lmk#this was me figuring wukong out i will draw him shirtless soon#easier than macaque b/c they look the same i just carried the skills over LMFAO#lego monkie kid#monkey king#ohhh my god what kind of eldritch nightmare would be gettnig into a relationship with this guy#too bad im thinking about it a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUU WUKONG#SMASHES EIGHT BRICKS ON MY HEAD#GET HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE#*goes to bed to imagine scenarios*#i still have to draw him fullbody eough
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PRIMUS, MY BUMBLEBEE STUFF EXPLODED
HOLY PRIMUD








Hehe, tickle that.
AAAAA
#get out of my head#kiss meeeee#transformers: earthspark#ik he’s a fictional character but i love him#bumblebee earthspark#bumblebee#anyway im normal#uhhh#this is what makes us girls#there’s something wrong with me#so damn pretty#pretty boy#he is so beautiful#kiss#it’s 04:48 rn#bro is majestic#bro is so silly#bro idk#smash.#uhhhh#i mean what#hehe#he’s so cute#why is he so cute#oh he is so part of pride#lgbt pride#breakdown#GASP#bumblebee x breakdown#gay
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The image of AFO and Kurogiri having multiple PC monitors on standby for when Shigaraki rage quits and breaks the screen…
Kurogiri quietly walks in and sits down a new one while Shigaraki is in his gamer chair still cursing about his shitty teammates.
Kurogiri tries to comfort him using gamer lingo he’s heard from him before, so he pats his head and says “You’ll pwn those cucklords next time, Tomura.”
And that’s the only thing that stops Shigaraki’s complaining bc he’s like “wtf”
#Shigaraki’s like what have I been teaching him#and that’s when he switches over to simulation games#he still smashes his screen in Stardew Valley when his character passes out 💀#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#league of villains#Shigaraki#tomura#tomura shigaraki#shigaraki tomura#tenko shimura
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“i dont like drawing barok van zieks hes hard to draw” unfortunately for me i am a true castlevania geezer
#these are just doodles ill be real. ill be reusing that pose again#ace attorney#barok van zieks#kazuma asogi#the other two are minor characters here#my art#anywasy WHAT IS A MAN *glass smash* A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS#wait i forgot to add in the part where i remembered this one artists who did their own design of alucard and they made his coat look like a#ribcage like barok#thats awesome. idk if they did that knowing of barok but it made me feel good to see two interests clash#tgaa spoilers
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Train dragons this, plane dragons that - what about bus dragons?
#dragon#no clue what to tag this as tbh#my designs#character designs#my art#smash-chu's art#doodles#based on västtrafik busses here in sweden cause those are the ones i take and see most often#the blue is very distinct imo
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a bunch of jeice sketches that i did not like enough to post on their ownnnnnnnnn but i am posting them anyways 👍
a bunch of them have been resized and shit so sorry if some of them look kind of crunchy
these are also over the span of the last couple of months so they kinda vary in quality also im not sorry about the dogboy jeice ass
i put some of my favorite ones under the cut
a screencap redraw yahooooo
jeice as strawberry magic
chibi sketch of my harvest moon au jeice design
okay bye guuuyyysssssssss 🤸♀️
#jeice#dbz#dragon ball#i love jeice i love jeice ilove jeice i love jeice i love jeice i love jeice i o=love jeice i love jeice i love jeice i love jeice i love j#he is most of what i draw#i get so nervous posting about characters i like heehee pls no one smash me with a hammer
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I love curly haired catholic mutants who SERVE the lord
My own take/version of Nightcrawler uwu I love playing with his design haha LEGS LEGS LESG WLSGE LEGS I love his legs
Hc that his hair is naturally very curly but he just gels/straightens the FUCK out of it like bro please your hair is crunchy it’s killing it let it free
#art#my art#sketches#wip#art wip#x men#x men 97#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#character design#tee hee#smash#i mean what#who said that#I love him sm#guys#you don’t understand#*slaps roof of car*#this bad boy can fit so much catholic guilt in him#x men art
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TFA Cyclonus
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#tfa#cyclonus#remember folks! in this continuity he is; technically; a clone of starscream#not only that but the physical embodiment of what appears to be his undiagnosed anxiety disorder#with all the self preservation protocols commented out by Unicron#i love tfa they really just did shit and it went hard as fuck every time#also i want you all to know this means cyclonus in tfa is likely voiced by tom kenny#try reading his lines in idw with that in mind if you want to fundamentally alter how you perceive this character for a bit
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jack alston, lord hawthorn:

#a power unbound#the last binding#jack alston#there are so many characters that this applies to#books#freya marske#a marvellous light#a restless truth#alan ross said smash#wait what was the game#queer books#i love the gay people in my books
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A Tale Of Two Kingdoms (movie mashup AU)
After the war and the great plague, the land was divided. The woodland belongs to the apes and the old settlements belong to the humans now. As long they respect the other's territory, peace maintains, but new conflicts between both species seem inevitable.
Knowing coexistence is only possible if both species start to understand each other better, Ceasar, the leader of the Eagle Clan, sets out on a diplomatic mission to meet with one of the humans' spokeperson named Malcolm. Noa, Ceasar's son who has yet to live up to his father's expectations as the future leader of the clan, accompanies his father's delegation to the human colony where he meets Malcolm's rebellious daughter Mae, who likes to sneak out of the colony to explore the old city ruins.
While Ceasar and Malcolm work together to establish long-term peace between the two species, Noa and Mae grow closer on their secret adventures and fall in love against the odds. But dark forces on both sides rise to prohibit the alliance between apes and humans.
Coba, Cesar's oldest friend and Noa's godfather who despises humans, betrays the Eagle Clan by turning to Proximus, the leader of a rival clan who seeks dominion over both apes and humans. Coba and Proximus attempt to assassinate Ceasar, leaving him severly injured while they take charge of the apes and attack the colony.
Meanwhile Malcolm's political rival Korina contacts Colonel McCullough, the ruthless leader of a mercenary army, to help the colony get rid of their ape problem. When the soldiers attack the apes and start to threaten the colonists as well, Koba sacrifices himself to save Noa and make up for his betrayal. Stepping into his father's footsteps Noa confronts Proximus and defeats him while Mae saves the colony by blowing up the Colonel's base.
After defeating their common enemies, apes and humans forge a new alliance with Noa and Mae's love as a beacon of hope for a better future and peaceful coexistence between apes and humans. edit
#kotpota#kingdom of the planet of the apes#pota#planet of the apes#au#ceasar#noa#mae#noa x mae#nomae#kotpotaedit#nomaeedit#my edit#the result of me thinking 'hey let just smash all the movies together what could go wrong?'#no idea if i'll end writing this because it would need to be multi-chapter (with many chapters)#but i love AUs#making AUs for fandoms and ships I like is my thing#and think it would be interesting to have characters from the different movies interact
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i think in the next book keefe should fall into a hole and experience an irrelevant d-plot trying to get out of it while sophie does actual important plot things with other characters. every few chapters its keefes pov and all it says is "still in the hole." this would fix a lot of problems i think.
#make him comically irrelevant and focus on every other character and their characterization in the next book#fix what stellarlune smashed with a comically large mallet#kotlc
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Ah yes, "let's give this female character a glow up"
*gives them a full face of makeup and clothes that only cover the bare minimum or are skin and I mean SKIN tight*
Honestly, it's 2025. Why are we still doing this. Why is this the best thing you can come up with when giving any character a glow up.
#no#im not slutshaming but I am disappointed#why is the only way we can give any character a glow up so fucking male gazey#stop it#matter of fact why do we still give characters a glow up#peoples- no WOMEN'S worth does NOT rely on their beauty#repeating what many women have said before me: a woman shouldn't need to be seen as beautiful for you to respect her#let women be ugly#and still have worth#and confidence#thank you#glow up#feminism#i mean its not radical really women's worth should be acknowledged no matter what they look like#but lets be real#in this world this is definitely considered#radical feminism#fuck patriarchy#fuck beauty standards#women#beautiful women#this is what makes us girls#girlhood#womanhood#men disgust me#anti patriarchy#fuck the patriarchy#smash the patriarchy#with a side of#female rage
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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks
(I gave Silver one too :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part#characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god#jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments#like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch#deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression#SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me#though we all know the real highlight#the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname#2) he almost certainly gave it to himself#3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol#epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look#deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about#also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean#deuce: i challenge you to a children's game#black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept#meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts#we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll#so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event#anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!
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