Here’s the randomest thing ever, but here’s a post of me ranting how well NATM characters would be at bowling:
Jedediah: 3/10 if there was a bowling ball his size, he’d do ok?? But I don’t think he’d have the time and patience to learn how to bowl. If he got frustrated, I can imagine he’d try to shoot the ball.
Octavius: 5/10 I think he’d be better than Jedediah, for sure. A lot more practice and grace, but I don’t think he’d stay interested for long. Maybe a round or so, but he wouldn’t be a pro.
Teddy: 8/10 I think he’d be pretty decent, maybe even pick up bowling as a hobby. Not much to say here.
Attila: -1/10, would probably throw the ball with both of his hands, breaking the bowling lane. It’s ok, Attila. Not everyone was made for sports 💔
Ahkmenrah: 0/10 He’d be more interested in the served chicken tenders and fries made in the back instead of playing. Which— I totally respect
Larry: 10/10 He was a total bowler growing up. If he really tried, he could’ve gotten a scholarship with how good he was. Though, I think he preferred to keep it as a hobby. But he’s really good— I think he’d even know the technique where you use both of your hands. But— I may be biased since I’m totally not Larry Daley
Sacajawea 7/10 Similar to teddy, I think she’d be ok. Though, it might take her a moment to understand the rules of the game and such.
“I am Death, Straight Up” this and blah blah Super Cool, Big Bad Wolf that, but I’ll admit his concept did seem Oddly/Obscurely Familiar
I mean he is a good Character overall and Absolutely Perfect for bringing trauma to this generation; But if you’re older than YouTube then you probably grew up with this thing:
I mean sure, he can’t Whistle, but they’re otherwise pretty equal competitors - one’s the Grim Reaper, and the other’s the Harbinger of The Nothing etc.
But then again, which is worse - having your ass handed to you by a Cat, or getting stabbed by a Child with a stick after 10 mins of screen time
guys what happens if s5 is released in two parts again. and we get a byler fight/break up almost in vol 1 and then we have to wait months and people make edits with them and i love you by billie eilish playing over will pov edits what then
A poor experience with beef has expedited the process of changing my username from The Forbidden Meats. “Dawn of Thyme” felt weird because I don’t give two shits about seasoning (potentially related to the aforementioned beef). So instead I went with a term more applicable to my life.
[Video ID: Breath of the wild clip, me playing as Link gallop across a bridge on horseback, I dismount as I notice some monsters on a little outcropping of land to the side of the bridge, I climb up onto the wall of the bridge only for an NPC, Brigo, to yell that I shouldn’t be rash. I tap through the rest of the text without reading it before drawing a fire arrow towards the monsters.]