#We don’t talk about that

[a-lost-crow]

With you than alone

Bruh never let me touch religious art I WILL reference it on a game

[secretly-larry-daley]

Here’s the randomest thing ever, but here’s a post of me ranting how well NATM characters would be at bowling:

Jedediah: 3/10 if there was a bowling ball his size, he’d do ok?? But I don’t think he’d have the time and patience to learn how to bowl. If he got frustrated, I can imagine he’d try to shoot the ball.

Octavius: 5/10 I think he’d be better than Jedediah, for sure. A lot more practice and grace, but I don’t think he’d stay interested for long. Maybe a round or so, but he wouldn’t be a pro.

Teddy: 8/10 I think he’d be pretty decent, maybe even pick up bowling as a hobby. Not much to say here.

Attila: -1/10, would probably throw the ball with both of his hands, breaking the bowling lane. It’s ok, Attila. Not everyone was made for sports 💔

Ahkmenrah: 0/10 He’d be more interested in the served chicken tenders and fries made in the back instead of playing. Which— I totally respect

Larry: 10/10 He was a total bowler growing up. If he really tried, he could’ve gotten a scholarship with how good he was. Though, I think he preferred to keep it as a hobby. But he’s really good— I think he’d even know the technique where you use both of your hands. But— I may be biased since I’m totally not Larry Daley

Sacajawea 7/10 Similar to teddy, I think she’d be ok. Though, it might take her a moment to understand the rules of the game and such.

[rocketrouquine]

Stede to Mary Read : « Well, that’s actually pretty amusing, Mary is my wife’s name… »

Ed : « you motherfu… »

[glisten-the0neand0nly]

can i give you a hug (this summer has been very lonely please say yes please please please)

glistens not so secret admirer

“ of course you can darling! comere- “

[williexmercer]

It’s the way that found family trope just sneaks up on you, every single piece of media I like leads right to found family

and usually this found family is in the form of a dad with either his many kids or dad with single kid

[artsyloonatic]

My FAVORITE OC, Nova!! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ

[jugdraljester]

Okay, gonna self promote because I think I’m funny with my summoner quotes.

[temozarela]

sorry part 2 of miss you already is taking me a little while, i had a skin infection lmao

i’m at 3k words and around half way through (i think) so it’s gonna be a longer one

[ultramarine-00]

anyways here’s that art i said i would post

[azierumart]

lol imagine doing hwk instead of drawing gravity falls fanart

[swiftie-as-a-coursing-river]

Ok bc idc what anyone says the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies are fucking FANTASTIC

[thejolteonmastertj]

Don’t tell me what to do, Brigo.

[Video ID: Breath of the wild clip, me playing as Link gallop across a bridge on horseback, I dismount as I notice some monsters on a little outcropping of land to the side of the bridge, I climb up onto the wall of the bridge only for an NPC, Brigo, to yell that I shouldn’t be rash. I tap through the rest of the text without reading it before drawing a fire arrow towards the monsters.]

I got my ass kicked.

[thedawnofcrime]

A poor experience with beef has expedited the process of changing my username from The Forbidden Meats. “Dawn of Thyme” felt weird because I don’t give two shits about seasoning (potentially related to the aforementioned beef). So instead I went with a term more applicable to my life.

[xxinksxx]

Well it’s not lightning, but there was this time my dad hooked up a screw driver to an extension chord, plugged it into the wall and stuck the screw driver into the ground and all the worms came to the surface, wriggling and my duck ate them all.

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

[enbyofdionysos]

I got further into the council of Elrond and the dwarves are fucking ride or die man

[ditzybat]

jason in the batman suit with all his guns and artillery: what the hell tim, did you just club me in the head with a lead pipe???!

tim: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - you scared the shit out of me, i thought you were me from the alternate future coming to haunt me again

jason: why would i be you from the future?

tim: well all the guns and muttering about how twisted society is like some unfortunate bond villain coupled with wearing B’s suit really gave me a sense of de ja vu - so forgive me for trying to kill my future self

jason: … you desperately need therapy, and this is coming from me of all people