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this is a Powerful Omega appreciation post

Thorin Oakenshield on his back or gasping 😮‍💨

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no wasps — perimeter secure ✊😔

wish me luck, lads — I have to go take down a wasp at my sister’s house 🫡

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wish me luck, lads — I have to go take down a wasp at my sister’s house 🫡

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Re-reading the dialogue I word-vomited a few days ago when I was trying to think of something nasty he would say

having to write Dwalin’s dialogue in an explicit fic like

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Accepting that maybe even the best version of you would be hated by some people can really set you free like life doesn't have to be making other people comfortable or being the most lovable and fair person in the universe like actually the satisfaction you seek is beyond judgment and lies within your own interests and desires fr

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there’s a tattoo artist I desperately want to stab me but she not only lives on the other side of the country but also in Canada (BC) 😩 just the plane ride there is like $1500

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you ever western new york so hard you misinterpret an email?

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my armpit when I have to pause mid-shave to rinse and reapply the conditioner

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comedian: I came out during the Bush Administration

me: wow old

me:

me: oh wait so did I

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i’ve made it three times now………

if I had a fursona I feel like I would want it to be a bunny but I know that really I would be like

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unfortunately I’m at that point in my career where I’ve thought about getting a sticker that says “Wordpress slut” 😔

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started vibing to my workout music on my run (shots by lmfao) at the exact same time I got to the part of the road that has no streetlights, so it was just like

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Going through the apollo tag is crazy because you go from percy jackson, to hades game, to actual worship, to the moon landing, and sometimes i think you see a lawyer dude

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I may or may not have bought Rudy to watch on my 2003 spongebob tv

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More baggenshield !

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Another request from the Acorns and Oak Leaves community! This time it’s Bilbo in Dwarrow clothing wear! And his courtship braid. Still slowly going through my list!

Bilbo: Are you sure this isn’t too much, Thorin?

Thorin: you look radiant Bilbo

Bilbo: Cheeky

—Bonus!!

Bilbo: You think I look good in anything dear

Thorin: you look ravishing with nothing on—

Bilbo: AS I WAS SAYING—!