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Naberius: Congrats you made it out alive another year, but don't worry I will make sure I will end it soon. Maybe I could say the same thing to your friends, just saying heh.
*reappears without teleporting*
Yep, never mess with Hacker, he’s literally unpredictable.
Just dropped some lore!! (Note this is the only canon lore you will ever receive from hacker, use it wisely)
Sorry Naberius but it’s true lol, hacker’s been lying to you, the entire time, btw he belongs to this lovely chad @admin-240
#lore!#hacker vs naberius#undertale au#undertale multiverse#undertale blog#utmv#naberius!sans#hacker error#hacker!error 505#everybody get your popcorn ready you know what’s happening#rivalshipping#rivals duo#I consider them a rival duo yes#onvipoint!frisk#undertale au lore#Wasn’t expecting that were you
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Prompt 317
IMAGINE THIS: Lil baby Damian, bored and being not quite old enough to start learning how to use proper weapons (curse these wooden ones, he wants true steel!) is wandering the base. This is not out of the ordinary, he’s the prince after all. What is out of the ordinary is that his shadow, his Akhi, is not here.
Technically, he should be napping, but he woke up and neither his mother or his brother- who is quiet but gentle and isn’t a good speaker (mother said it was from a head injury)- is there. Which is how he finds his way to the Pit, which he’s not supposed to be at. Or at least not alone.
But! His mother and Akhi are there! And- and Akhi is screaming and he’s never heard him scream like that, like he’s in agony- His eyes are green- they were blue, had, had Mother placed him in the Waters-
And then the pool is bubbling- he should be running away, get assistance or something, he’s five, he shouldn’t be running towards it when everything is screaming to flee. But one moment he’s at the doorway, the next he’s clinging to his akhi as something writhes in the Pit, a mighty bellow echoing even as the Shadows take defensive positions.
The water cascades, laps at their feet, splashes everywhere as a scaled form rises from the depths, wings like a bloodied sunset spreading as fur bursts into flames. Crimson eyes glare down at them all, pupils slits as they bare down at his Akhi.
The creature- the dragon- dips its head down, its breath warm as it chuffs at his akhi, wings folding as though it is bowing. His akhi is clinging to Mother, shivering, several scars glowing as they fade and a burst of hair burned white.
Oh.
Oh.
@fairy-lights-and-blobs @f4nd0m-fun @hdgnj @radiance1 pspspspsps
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Ghosts are Dragons#Or at least Halfas are#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#Jordan looking at Jason: This lil shit is my partner in this world? Damn could be worse#Danny wriggling from the pool & climbing up Damian’s back: My Partner >:D#Ellie bouncing through the caves to Respawn & dragging him into the room: My partner :)#Ras honestly kind of shrugs because ‘well they were chosen by the pits so hi extra grandsons he supposes#Ras turning to giant dragon Vlad & giving scritches: What do I do with two wholeass new grandchildren#Jazz the sea dragon sprawled behind Dusan & playing chess with him:#Does Bruce even know about the fact Ras has a giant fuck-you dragon? Who knows#He sure wasn’t expecting his son (EXCUSE HIM HE HAS A SON?!) to have a dragonet#Hood with big sun dragon behind him: >8)#Sun Core Dan#Ocean Core Jazz#Space Core Danny#Moon Core Ellie#They’re having fun with this httyd vibes honestly#Redeemed Vlad#Sort of- morally gray & complex Vlad & co#It’s similar to platonic soulmates but also not#They can share emotions with their chosen#Danny & Ellie are the size of medium dogs but the size of small horses by the time Damian goes to Gotham#Dan is the size of a semi-truck & will slowly get bigger#Jazz? The size of a plane but longer#Vlad is the size of a skyscraper (yes he came to this world first time isn't exactly linear in the realms all the time)#If you want pics of designs they're under the ghosts are dragons tag on my blog#(though haven't designed Jazz yet)
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Imagine my surprise when one of my own mutuals spat in my face and told me to stop being horny :/ jk - thank you for the commission @proosh this was sooo nice to make (*´ω`*) enjoy your prenatal glow Gil
#let’s just say i wasn’t expecting such a pure request#ready to draw you that sang impur fanart whenever you want boss just say the word o7#pov you have the same delusions as me#OUR tulpa wife gil <3#Gil and his two kids#commission#digital art#my art#commissions open#fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#sketch commission#you were a delight to work with proosh thank you so much once again <3
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Ohhhhhh!!
The Shannon saying to Eddie at the lake she thought he was someone else and Buck confusing who he has feelings for and ending up dating Tommy parallel!!!
#I have not explained that well at all#but it’s about mistaken identity/mistaking feelings#Shannon thinking/expecting Eddie to be someone else - as an excuse (maybe)#and buck misunderstanding his jealousy is because Tommy has Eddie’s attention - thinking his feelings are for Tommy when#actually they’re for Eddie (and Tommy poses a threat)#is super interesting.#It brings into play the idea that Shannon was in love (well as in love as you can be as a teenager!) with someone else#that even back then Shannon wasn’t as in the reltionship as Eddie was#that it wasn’t Eddie going off to war or Christopher’s CP and Shannon not being able to cope that were the things that started to create th#rift in their relationship - those things didn’t turn it sour - but that it had been there from the very beginning#so if the parallels keep paralleling with buck and Shannon - at some point Buck will leave Tommy because he’ll figure out he’s not all the#way in their relationship#Shannon died so we will never know if she would’ve connected with someone else after the divorce#buck however has come back from the dead so will in theory be able to have a relationship with the love of his lifcough Eddie cough#it makes the choice to so heavily parallel Eddie and Tommys history and personalities all the more interesting#911 spoilers#sort of#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#thinking thought#water themes my beloved
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Wish you were here 🕊️
#this will be a series#i think#thanks for the support#starman crowley got some nice feedback i wasn’t expecting#decided to share this one as well#good omens 2#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#aziracrow#david tennant#michael sheen#fanart#pink floyd#wish you were here
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Lefty (my cowriter) has been saying how much Sophie reminds her as Bella Swan - well yesterday I finally watched twilight and. I get it. (the biggest influences on her character are going to be Bella and Jude Duarte)
#So here’s a bunch of her outfits#I actually really enjoyed it too#which wasn’t expected considering I am a huge snob lmao - but it was funny and there were some moments i genuinely really liked!#Including the “you watch me sleep” scene??? So???#Anyway#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc#sophie foster#keeper#sophie kotlc#twlight#the lost girl
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2024 reads / storygraph
Outdrawn
f/f contemporary romance
two cartoonist who’ve been rivals since uni, and now have competing webcomics online, have to work together on the relaunch of a cult classic at the comic press they both work at
they both struggle with art-related physical and mental health issues, and complicated families
#outdrawn#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#sapphic books#I thought this was decent! I liked the concept (even if I got distracted by some art related things…)#and the dynamic between the characters was good. I enjoyed their relationship development broadly speaking#and the emphasis on communication; though it was a quick flip into being together all of a sudden.#The sketchbook doodle flirting was cute. Some interesting exploration of their complicated family situations too.#There’s a lot of exploration of burnout and carpal tunnel and the dangers of artists overworking which I think are important conversations#and are done with some nuance. But it’s pretty much all discussed in the context of the personal pressure they put on themselves#rather than the industry corporate greed and artificial competition created by the comic platform - which are significant in this story!#It felt odd that that connection wasn’t really ever made?#I know that this is a romance and nitpicking the background plot is beside the point and also that I am not a big romance reader#but the premise that the comic hosting site archives everything; wipes the leaderboard; and out of nowhere has a comic competition for#new weekly chapters…I’m sorry but the art world would riot. Even if people enter because they’re desperate for the cash they’d be pissed#People live off the income from their webcomics! if they were erased (temporarily) with no notice…..there would be crimes committed istg#I simply don’t believe that it would be doable to create a new weekly webcomic with no notice while you also have a full-time comic job#(especially as the only stylistic choices mentioned are full-colour) - not to mention what happened to their 8-years-running webcomics#that were archived? they don’t think about them at all after the beginning? surely they’d care about that?#And then with their new comics they make for this competition (after work I guess) we get vague snippets about them but barely anything#- if they’re consuming that much of your time I would expect to feel like they’re thinking about them all the time#rather than the vaguest discussion about genre and cast numbers only.#I guess I just think the whole comic site stunt felt unnecessary for the plot anyway -#it would have worked exactly the same if they were just competing on the normal leaderboard with their normal comics???#anyway - I’m not judging TOO hard about all that because again I know it’s not the point and maybe the industry is like that in some place#Unfortunately it was distracting enough to affect my feelings on the book tho lol.#Lastly: the audiobook………oof. The narrators talk at different speeds; for one.#And Sage’s VA does this deeply weird raspy-anime-teen-boy voice for Noah which is such an odd choice#and doesn’t match her character at all.#unforch my library only had the audiobook (what I usually prefer) so I just had to sort of….translate the narration into a normal voice lol#anyway the romance is good tho
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certainly feeling some things about the fact that simon. bullied edwin, yes, because he clocked him being gay. but not out out of hatred for him because of it. instead it was because he thought edwin was cute and felt sad and confused by edwin not paying attention to him. because simon is also gay. that is some beautiful and tragic storytelling and such a good way to come back around and give edwin some amount of closure on that chapter of his life wow
#im a big sucker for this kind of thing… repressed doomed gay love and how it can manifest as fear or rage and so on#wugshghhhw#I wasn’t expecting that scene and his words are now echoing in my brain#‘do you think it has to be torture? being the way that we are?’#that line hits like a fucking truck#it’s also just suchhhhh an affective scene to show how far edwin’s come when it comes to accepting his sexuality and accepting that it#doesn’t warrant torture or repression or self-deprivation of love both internal and external#to be able to look this boy in the face and tell him that he doesn’t deserve the punishment he’s giving himself#out of both guilt and shame for his feelings and how he handled them#rajgghhhgfgh#for such a minor role that actor did such a wonderful job like the emotions he had to expresss there were not simple or easy#and his line delivery was just… very convincing#I just. really like this little turn of events. really good#kibumblabs#dead boy detectives#liveblogging#ALSO on a less serious note this proves that not ONLY has edwin been somehow attracting So Many guys despite his negative rizz#in the afterlife. but apparently when he was ALIVE as well. he just didn’t know it because. you know. 1900s and all that.
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Did….did Rapunzel’s ancestors fight in the Crusades?????
#Wtf#I’m all for mixing real and fandom history but I wasn’t expecting that one#I actually headcanoned Corona as a previously Germanic but now independent pagan nation#I’m case you were wondering#Which you weren’t#tts#tangled the series#rapunzel's tangled adventure#rapunzel
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People love ragging on Catholics on this site (fast free and easy like river water socks) but I think it’s extra funny y’all seem to think Catholics are some sort of sex prudes. Like, if a Catholic man does not give his wife an orgasm he is failing his sworn duties as a husband. I did not endure polite insinuations that my parents fucked often and well to have as many kids as they have for you to act like any self respecting Catholic is a celibate virgin. Laypeople have sex in this denomination Kaitleign. What are we, Calvinists? Jansenism is soooo 17th century Protestant Reformation-informed heresy.
#ra speaks#personal#not tagging otherwise bc tbh I can’t remember if it was formally declared a heresy or if aspects of its teachings were papally condemned#and I don’t want any um actually 🤓 people in my notes or inbox.#anyways. point is I’m sorry you’re culturally Christian USAmerican Protestant and just finding out Catholics often have mandatory sex ed#at least my school did + my grandma had an amazing little book about Catholic marriage sex tips akdjwhfjsjssj#if you’re Catholic and under the impression that fucking wasn’t supposed to be important…idk sorry your catechist didn’t ever cover like.#humanae vitae or any other encylcicles on sexuality and reproduction.#idk if it was an effort to inform/combat congregational abuse (eg. we know kids w sex ed are more likely to report/recognize abuse)#but my school was pretty damn blunt about it all. here’s a dick and all it’s anatomy. here’s a vagina and all it’s anatomy.#fucking and touching is supposed to be between a married man and woman (as expected)#but it’s also supposed to be fun and shouldn’t hurt and if it’s not and does hurt you need to communicate w them or reach out to a doctor#like. this was early 2010s im still fucking baffled my parochial school Franciscan nuns gave us a better grasp of sex ed than my high schoo#public school sex ed. the teacher there justified emotional abuse and manipulation if it’s against a guy.#and it’s not like their queer sex ed existed beyond ‘and this can be between two people of any gender’ clauses#anyways. you know me have fun and be safe im just tickled to see ppl think their experiences and expectations are universal.
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Can you info dump about bluebelle, I’m very curious about her :3
SORRY THIS TOOK A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS I WANTED IT TO BE PERFECT
Hi hello!!!!! I will very gladly talk about Bluebelle, she’s the love of my life forever :D 💙💙💙💙💙
Important note: I’m a very um dramatic person when it comes to creating oc backstories. I am nothing if not a little bit pretentious, and giving ocs weird and angsty backstories is my passion project, and that’s part of the reason it took so long to collect my thoughts, and come up with something concrete, (or as concrete as possible)
I’ll start with facts about her that I like and then backstory regarding the fabled music box :))
-her design/colors are based off of a stuffed animal I bought in Munich :)
-the songs I most associate with her, (I have a playlist because I wanted one), are probably A Dangerous Thing/Everything Matters by AURORA, The Sugar Plum Fairy from the Nutcracker, and I came to your party dressed as a shadow. Adore those songs
-the only jellicles that she has met, (by choice), are Victoria, Misto, Plato, and Demeter. Or rather, Demeter knows of her, but Bluebelle doesn’t know Demeter
-this is mostly bc she’s pretty paranoid about meeting new people, and prefers to stick to her people. It took her a while to warm up to Plato, but eventually she got used to him
-this is also despite Vicci’s best efforts to convince Bluebelle to at the very least meet Jemima
-SPEAKING OF JEMIMA, if you haven’t heard, here’s my little jellicle magic theory: The cat’s magic relates to their eyes, just vaguely. Jemima and Misto each have white eyes, and you may have noticed, Bluebelle has those eyes as well. Because she’s. Blue. And that’s not a typical cat color, I figured I should just run with it. I see Bluebelle’s magic as a combination of Jemima and Victoria! Yes, Victoria is magic to me and that’s not just because she’s lovely and beautiful, but because of the way she uses the music in the show, and the way some productions seem to use her as a metaphor for the Jellicle moon, relating it to her dancing. This is especially true for me when I hc Vicci as deaf, because it implies some sort of magic when her solo syncs with the music. Bluebelle has the same sort of music and dance magic as Victoria, and the same sort of eerie unearthly-ness of Jemima. Basically I combined all my favorite girlies into one and made her <33
Really incoherent n convoluted story under the cut lolllll
I’ve always imagined the music box has something Bluebelle has had since she was very young, as in some of her earliest memories are of the tune it plays. Her mother probably gave it to her before both of her parents disappeared like they were in a Disney movie. The point is that it’s one of her favorite things, and she loves dancing to it. Victoria loves the song as well, and they sometimes practice using the music box, and things continue as so until Misto appears, and starts practicing with them.
Because Misto insists that no music is coming out of the music box. He can’t hear a single note.
Neither can Plato, or any of the other jellicles, when Victoria borrows it, and plays the song for everyone else in the junkyard, (Bluebelle doesn’t go with her-she’d rather not meet the others, for fear they won’t like her, or will tell Victoria to stop visiting her).
No one else can hear the music. No one except, of course, for Jemima and the psychic twins.
Bluebelle starts to ask around town, playing it for different cats, until she finds an older tom, not far, though she doesn’t know it, from the Junkyard.
He can’t hear the music box of course, but he tells her that he’s bit of a collector of magical artifacts. Perhaps he’ll have something similar in his collection.
Would she like to take a look?
Bluebelle declines. Declines at least, to visit him on this night. She hands him the music box, and instructs him to take it back to his den, and look for himself. They will meet in the same place the next day, and if he cannot find anything, then she will go and see for herself.
The next morning, they meet again. He tells her that he’s sorry, he couldn’t find anything that matched the box, and that in his haste to meet her on time, he’d left the box behind. The tomcat invites her to his den, and again, she declines, saying she will visit on a later date, that she already has plans.
Bluebelle follows him home, and hides in wait. She watches as his friends gather to scheme, and doesn’t notice the staring of a golden queen hanging off the arm of a blood orange tom.
The acquaintances leave, and the old cat retires to his den. The fire is almost out, leaving her to sneak into the other tent.
…blood seeps from every item in the cramped space, leaving it to drip from the walls and stain the ground scarlet.
He is not only a collector of magical artifacts, but a collector of queens, as well. The music box is the only thing unmarred by the red, so she steals it back.
She swears she can hear him howling the whole trip.
Bluebelle doesn’t tell Victoria what happens. She tells her to steer clear of the cat who could very be Bluebelle’s father, with a coat as vibrant as the sea, and Victoria doesn’t ask any questions.
Bluebelle doesn’t want to meet any of the other jellicles after that. She barely wants to talk to anyone ever again, with the exception of the few cats she already knows.
She and Victoria still dance to the music box though. Misto tries to follow along.
#…so have any of you ever read or watched Bluebeard?#the 2009 movie is insane and I adore it with all of my heart#finally!!! bluebelle’s long awaited backstory!!! *checks watch* an entire month past its relevancy!!#if you read all of that I will do whatever you want forever I am kissing you gently on the forehead#anyway I was so scared to make this cringe and edgy and convoluted#like so scared#but then I watched the movie again#and I realized that Bluebelle is my creation#and if I like this as her backstory#then it is her backstory#guys you can do whatever you want forever and ever#I believe in you 🫶🫶🫶#cats the musical#cats musical#cats oc#jellicle oc#asks!!!!!!!#if this wasn’t what you were expected for a music box backstory I’m so sorry#unfortunately I am a freak for fairy tales
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my take on the Watcher announcement: oh wow the guys from LA are delusional and disconnected from reality???? By Talos this can’t be happening!
#Watcher#shane and ryan#steven lim#ryan bergara#shane madej#funny#watcher entertainment#watcher announcement#Listen I’ve been expecting them to do something dumb for a while now#Wasn’t expecting them to drop a literal nuke#But I can say I’m surprised#I’m watching this with the same amusement I get out of watching LA experience a “flood” and all of the YouTubers and influencers cry#Hats off watcher you were fun while you lasted#I’ll be roasting marshmallows over the flames you’ve set
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I saw Vesper and biting. I don't care to read any deeper into it than that. I'm ready whenever you are, bbg
“Will you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds?”
He will retaliate when least expected. It’s even more traumatizing for him if he kills someone he loved. But they weren’t really the love of his life if he had to kill them, right?
#I know this wasn’t what you were expecting lol#but I was sitting on this for too long and this was the perfect opportunity to use it#ask#reply#my art#vesper oc#tw violence
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So I’m six hours into The Veilguard so far and I don’t know what some of y’all are complaining about. I don’t think the dialogue is cringy at all? I don’t care that they use the actual word trans in the game? The combat feels similar to ME2 and I don’t mind that?
Idk what to tell you, man. I’m having a blast.
There is only one aspect that I don’t like and I won’t mention it here because it’s spoilery to my one friend who is currently trying to catch up with the games, but I’m wondering if that might change during the course of the story, or at least we’ll see how they got there.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#i’m seeing quite a few people who are disappointed but I’m not one of them#maybe it just wasn’t what you were expecting?#dragon age has always had quippy dialogue I don’t know what to tell you#this feels very much like a dragon age game so far I don’t know what some of you mean
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Kakuzu has been my fav character for like, a decade, so I absolutely adore this blog after having seen nothing of him for years. Thank you so much T_T what inspired you to make this?
i created this blog out of spite some random night this august. i’d been looking around for an every kakuzu blog but i couldn’t find one (which is weird bc both everykakuzu and every-kakuzu was taken, which is why this blog is called every-kuzu instead). it made me annoyed since most other akatsuki members have an every blog from what i’ve seen, so at last i just decided to do things myself. i stayed up until around 1 am queueing posts and the rest is history
#ask#this probably wasn’t the answer you were expecting skjgdjkshh but it’s the truth. i am a very spite motivated person#part of it was probably also me being sick and tired of kakuzu getting pushed to the side in most akatsuki content#I am running this blog for every hardcore kakuzu fan out there 💪
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What are the things that you love the most about shanks?
i know an infodumping opportunity when i see one
as a character? i think he's the perfect balance of silly and serious. he cares so deeply about his crew, always reminding them of how much he cares about keeping them alive and how indisposable they all are, despite the fact that so many powerful pirates treat their men like tools that can be discarded and replaced on a whim. the way he shows this, though, isn't just by fighting to protect them. he embraces every single member of his crew, includes them all in celebrations as though every single one were family. and he sees them that way! he cares so deeply about every person he's tasked with protecting.
and he's also just such an easygoing guy whenever he can afford to be. he'd spend his whole life taking in the sun and the sand on every island on the grand line if he could, and i just kinda find that adorable. at his core he's just a sweetheart who wants to explore the world and drink with his friends. that's so cute! it's such a breath of fresh air compared to all of the other emperors in one piece. he takes his responsibilities and his reputation seriously, of course, but unlike so many other pirates in the series he doesn't seem to have a concrete goal, and he takes his time with the goals he does have in mind. he seems to understand better than anyone that pirate life is about freedom, and he shows it by traveling the world and taking in everything it has to offer.
#this is rly different from my other posts. hope that's alright with y'all ^^#i love him so much. the cutest silliest man in the new world. hands down#i love seeing the more serious and dangerous side of him ofc (and it makes for interesting scenarios with him domming 👉👈)#but i think that carefree silliness is so integral to his character#sry if this wasn’t what you were expecting anon ^_^#hyper talks#askbox
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