#WandaVision too.

[knowledgeispunk]

The MCU just can’t have good TV show endings, huh.

[appropriatelystupid]

[thestarlightforge]

Edit: Tone Tag 😭 I am not yelling at y’all, I’m just exploding in my little gay disabled wandavision young avengers bubble. It’s all excitement/relief/love over here. 😊💙

JAC REPURPOSED WANDA’S CRAPPY RITUALISTIC AMNESIAC STORYLINE FOR GOOD

“JUST PRETEND I’M NOT HERE” JAC SCHAEFFER— 🫠

IT’S NOT TWO KIDS IN ONE BODY, THE HEX INDIRECTLY KILLED WILLIAM KAPLAN, BILLY MAXIMOFF IS REALLY BILLY WITH A REAL SOUL THAT HAD NO HOME—HE’S REALLY WANDA’S SON, TOMMY’S BROTHER

SOME OF HIS MEMORIES GOT MUDDLED AND HE LEARNED TO REPRESS SOME OF HIS MAGIC, BUT HE COULD BARELY EVEN GET OUT CALLING REBECCA “MOM” IN THE KAPLANS’ LIVING ROOM AND HE NEVER REMEMBERED WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LIFE—BECAUSE WANDA’S KIDS WERE REAL AND HERS, WHETHER 45 YEARS OF MISOGYNISTIC COMICS WRITERS LIKE IT OR NOT

“WHO ARE YOU?” “WILLIAM KAPLAN.” “SAY AGAIN?”

“I’M BILLY MAXIMOFF” AND

“I’M NOT THAT NICE” 😭

BILLY MAXIMOFF FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY, HE DIDN’T JUST TAKE WILLIAM KAPLAN’S BOYFRIEND TO BLEND IN

JAC DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT TOMMY, NO ONE DID—THIS WHOLE THING IS FOR HIM AND HE’S EVERYWHERE

WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LAST WORDS WERE “MOM, LOOK OUT” AND

BILLY MAXIMOFF’S FIRST WORD OUTSIDE THE HEX

WAS “TOMMY” 😭

[it-meant-nothing]

I wonder how the fandom would react if… the MCU brings back Evan Peters and Michael Fassbender as Quicksilver and Magneto again… and then finally make them father and son… only for them to have the same unhealthy —fucking dysfunctional— relationship that they have in the comics.

Me personally I’d die but that’s just me ig—

[wcnderlnds]

[agathaharkness-simp]

Hot take but Wanda stans shouldn’t watch Agatha All Along expecting Wanda to show up. Especially when they get literally frustrated that she hasn’t shown up. This show isn’t about Wanda. It’s not for Wanda. It doesn’t owe the fans a Wanda appearance when it’s not about her. I love Wanda, but calm down about her please.

[frenchpuppycormier]

No one:

Katie McGrath and Kathryn Hahn:

[karengillanslefteyebrow]

Giggling over “she was based on me ya know” vs “and I killed Sparky too!” They really are not stopping with the wicked witch comparisons

[cinematicexcursions]

what’s crazy is that the last time we saw this plot of land it was a high key emotional moment

so we are in our feelings seeing it for the first time in 3 years

meanwhile agatha spits on it 😭

[talksabouttheshows]

I'm binge-watching shows with Kathryn Hahn and I've never been happier

Like in so many of them her character is so real, vulnerable, flawed — and perfect in her own acceptance of it, and opened and true

And it's such an example for me, inspiration and a lot of great lessons

Also obviously she's wonderful in them

[boundinblueleather]

Listen, I just think everyone currently invested in Agatha All Along should rewatch the WandaVision finale. Reasons: The dynamic between Agatha and Wanda is so interesting and reflects directly in the last scene with Agatha and Billy in episode five. Agatha figures out what Wanda is (the Scarlet Witch), but when looking at her, sees this new young witch who doesn't/shouldn't know how to use her powers. They fight, and she is stripped of her magic. As she realizes what this means and especially when she realizes Wanda's going to turn her back into Agnes, she pleads frantically. (Side note: it says something about her character how quickly she can switch from acting on top of the world and invincible to completely helpless. I'm not going to get more into that, but it's something to ponder.) With Teen, he was this young wiccan whom she felt protective of, mostly because he reminded her of Nicholas. When she learned that he for sure wasn't hers at the end of episode four, I think she had already known but was just holding out on the only hope she could. Then, she still cares for him but starts analyzing who he could be. The pajamas are a dead giveaway but not concrete evidence. It's his attitude, mainly, in which she sees his mother. The woman she had mostly wanted power from, true, but unusually for Agatha, there were lots of times when she wanted to be her friend as well. In Teen who is now Billy, now not only not her own but disgustingly hers, she sees a teenager who is so naïve and hopeful that he thinks he can use magic without hurting people. (He probably can, but Agatha has grown up her entire life being told she was evil, only being able to take more power by killing others, and then making it into her personality because what else could she do? She is evil, everyone says so - even her mother, and when they don't give her a chance to prove them wrong, she decides to prove them right. It's a game now, a joke. Of course you can't be a witch without being evil to some degree. Magic is taken from the weak, the undeserving, and given to her. If she finds people she cares about, she is loathe to admit it, even to herself, because love is always a weakness. They always stab her in the back. Her struggle with this is a focal point of the show.) So, when Billy says he won't hurt people, it's like when Wanda thought she could take the Darkhold and become some other, good version of the Scarlet Witch. It's ridiculous, and he really is just like his mother. Then, when Billy gets really angry and finally snaps, finally demands respect, and Agatha is still near powerlessness (and might not even want to use Alice's powers, even though they feel like a drug, because they belonged to her?), she realizes he can destroy her, and all she can do is plead mercy - the same thing she had claimed was overrated an hour ago. I could probably go on, especially about Billy's side of the story, but this is mostly what I needed to get out.

[riovidalupdates]

i don't think u know what bottom means

And respectfully, I don’t think you know what it means to not take everything so seriously. Secondly, I don’t often like to disclose my own personal matters, but I am a bottom so, I’m going to ask you what you think a bottom means in your own words.

Please and thank you.

And for those who don’t understand, there are a bit of users getting upset over some shippers for agathario suggesting Rio Vidal being a bottom from the comment Jac Schaeffer made about Death being whipped for Agatha.

Anyway, here’s a reminder to not take everything you see online seriously and to read more if it’s a joke or not.

Goodnight. Please be on the lookout for a mass dropping of one-shots tonight/tomorrow. I’ve had many requests that I’ve been writing!

— please don’t send any hate to this individual either. As much as I’m rather annoyed with them, I do not condone with hate speech in any shape.

[queens-webhead]

“why do you hate me still?”

“you were born evil. i ought to have killed you the moment you left my body”

hurts so much more knowing Agatha’s baby was supposed to die the moment he left her body, and yet Agatha loved him so much without even knowing him yet that she begged death herself for time they didn’t have - and was granted it

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 657

Y/N, on the phone: “WANDA! THERE’S-”

Wanda: “-What did I tell you about being softer on the phone, you nearly blasted my eardrums! Save it for urgent things!”

Y/N: “Oh, okay! So sorry”

Wanda: “It’s alright, now what is it?”

Y/N, whispering: “so there’s a fire”

Agatha, snatching the line: “don’t worry everything is under control…you never liked having a wooden deck anyways right?”

[revleftshark]

Utterly convinced that Agatha did not actually take out Sparky. Sparky had the same coloring as Señor Scratchy and we never saw them both at the same time.

She did say Señor Scratchy was made for the stage. He's an actor.

[bewilclerment]

i have a whole album dedicated to agatha in just this outfit. it’s getting serious