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Fears✨

(Tetra and Sun being terrified of each other’s special interests 🥲)

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I just saw that Rumi x Elsa art you did and it had be laughing till I started to imagine an au of Zoey and Mira trying to pull Rumi but like Scott pilgrim style they must defeat these women from different fandoms first lol

Zoey and Mira fighting Elsa, Hatsune Miku, Ahri, Vi, and Yae Miko for Rumi’s heart lmaooo

"RUMIII STOP HITTING ON OLD PEOPLEEE (not you miku)!!!"

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the concept of rumi being a velcro child

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Ughhhhh pop culture Medusa would go so hard as a Persona for Shiho in an au I'm working on, but pop culture Medusa pisses me offfff...

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Can Your Pet becoming a relic... Time is consuming me... Soon my bones shall be dust.....

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supernatural polytrix au where rumi is a werewolf and mira and a vampire and zoey is a STAUNCH non-believer. she had her ghost hunting phase when she was 10 and she's coming up with shane madej levels of bullshit to rationalize why her girlfriends have the Strangest habits known to man

"?? yes obviously it's normal for my girlfriend to have to be invited in, it's called MANNERS? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MANNERS?"

"rumi likes to shred dog toys sometimes and it's FINE. that's just a HOBBY. SHE LIKES DOING IT. EVERYONE HAS HOBBIES."

"yeah we can only wear gold or else both mira and rumi will have severe allergic reactions which is fine because i prefer gold anyways"

"i don't really understand why mira breaks down in the kitchen all the time after seeing garlic but who am i to judge. we're working on therapy."

"it's literally not my problem that rumi escapes the house for 12 hours every full moon. she was homeschooled. what do you want from me."

"rumi does admittedly have a strange barking problem BUT mira has a strange hissing problem so it's gotta be normal. surely."

"it means literally nothing that they both have weird strange reflective eyes. why are you looking anyways. FREAK."

"mira is allergic to the sun it's a real thing don't be WEIRD about it she's INSECURE ABOUT IT."

"ok so what if rumi refers to celine as her "pack" and mira refers to her family as her "coven"? are you jealous you didn't bag two baddies and i did"

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Dont a lot of them do both at once? Like the gluttony guy is usually a gormant who gets others hooked on their own obsession with food, lust is usually seductive in evil girlboss ways but also for fun, etc etc

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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god lute is so funny. had a crush on a girl in my class & didn't know how to deal with it so the second she slipped up i stabbed her fucking eye out

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the weight of your loss

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the more you think about what Huntr/x's team thinks of them the funnier it gets

not just Bobby. The sound team at their concert are so confused because they literally didn't start playing the instrumentals for How It's Done when Rumi, Mira, and Zoey crashed that final concert. The song just started. Playing. Out of nowhere. Like the stadium was haunted or something. In perfect sync with the girls skydiving onto the stage, which like, none of you practiced that in rehearsals, but okay.

Someone has to have noticed that the plane never landed, right? What happened to that plane? Nobody knows. Huntr/x doesn't seem concerned about it. Surely something reasonable must have happened, but nobody knows what.

The girls can summon weapons out of thin air. Which like, super cool props and special effects and all, except their prop artists and special effects team didn't have anything to do with it. Did the girls make them themselves? How?? Do they have a secret other special effects team that the first one doesn't know about??? Is that team also the one who handled the skydiving stunt??? And all the flying stuff????

Nobody hooked them up to the sound system at the Saja Boys' midnight concert. They didn't even have in-ears. Where did that music start playing from. How could everybody in the stadium hear their voices. They didn't have mics. Everybody just assumes that someone else must've done it, but like, nobody knows who did it.

HOW DID THEY MAKE IT DAYTIME AFTER THE SAJA BOYS CONCERT AT MIDNIGHT???

I feel like the funniest explanation is that everyone Huntr/x works with has decided to follow Bobby's lead to protect their sanity. Some crazy shit that nobody planned for happens and they just have to shrug and say, hey, that's why they're internationally renowned superstars. They're just that good. Why not. Sure. Throw a knife into the crowd, I'm sure it's fine.

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behold my kitty comic

bonus:

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6k+ KPDH fics and only 30 tagged with "Good parent Celine" . It's a scary world out there , thank goodness we have your blog.

I'll keep solidering on for us all o7

While I'm at it, this ask is the perfect excuse to drop...

Pt2 of my Celine and Rumi headcanons

Velcro kid Rumi, refused to be apart from Celine for extended periods of time. It was not an uncommon site for Celine and Rumi to be working on "super serious business stuff" (Celine has to review stat reports for Sunlight Entertainment, Rumi is coloring)

SE employees never really minded, Rumi was a fairly quiet kid and respectful, a lot of them actually adored her

In a similar vain, Rumi played "CEO" all the time, her Teddy Bear Kiwi became Mr. Kiwi during this and was her 'personal assistant.' Some poor interns got forced to "show mr. Kiwi to the vending machine, my colleague requires a juice box" more than once by Celine.

Celine is a weak willed woman and Rumi could get anything with puppy dog eyes and a whiny "pleaseeee"

In an earlier headcanon post, I mentioned headcanoning Celine as French meaning..... Rumi knows a little French, mainly swear words and terms of endearment

Celine had no idea if the teddy bear museum was a thing when first promising Rumi, was willing to pay for one to be built

Rumi had to sit through so many sappy romcom and k-dramas because Celine's taste in media is garbage, the more predictable and corny the plot, the better

Since Rumi was a sickly kid, Celine was ultra mega paranoid over like any sniffle

Celine would sometimes just scoop Rumi into a hug when upset

Rumi learned first aid on her own(Celine would have taught her eventually, she learned earlier than Celine intended) because she hated not being able to do anything for Celine in her solo hunter days

"You're acient, be more careful." "I'm thirty..." "Exactly, you're ancient." "I can take it from here, go to bed, brat,"

After Rumi summoned her honmoon weapon, she wouldn't stop begging Celine to take her on hunts

"For the last time, no." "Your reason was always I don't have my weapon, I have my weapon, there's no reason to leave me behind now!" "You're fourteen, that's reason enough." "You can't keep doing this alone, please Celine!" "...You do everything I say, and I mean that."

If Rumi got injured on a hunt, Celine would stay up all night wallowing in her own guilt

Celine is an awful cook, Rumi took over as soon as she was allowed to use the stove

Celine knew polytrix was polytrix before polytrix knew

When Celine misses Rumi, she sits in her childhood room for hours

Secretly monitors Rumi's weight from company standard physicals because she doesn't trust Rumi to tell her if she relapses

Shows up to Huntr/x events in disguise often

Post canon makes a point to look at Rumi, like it's almost creepy

Celine and Rumi regularly have tea and discuss their respective gardens

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Mirajane

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i dont think celine taught them to do all that jumping out of an airplane doing their makeup and singing and landing at their own live show in heels though. i think they're just insane

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Aaaaaand my second time seeing it was while sitting in Mira's literal exact position-

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Okay but like it annoys me that every time someone comments on Zoey hitting an insane high note at the end of How It's Done there's someone pointing out that it's actually Rumi's va, like, and? It's Zoey singing, unless Rumi's a god tier ventriloquist and multi-tasker (she's singing the melody at that point). We're talking about the characters shut up-

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....this post is what made me realise Mira's reading a magazine about them lmao-