#WHERE did this come from

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[house-of-mclaren]

hey guys what the fuck

[feddy-34]

um excuse me??????????

[timblrdrake]

Can't believe the Joker stole your tits

it kind of did me a solid, so. not the worst thing he’s done to a wayne.

[jenthebug]

Uggghhh

I’m sick with a cold 🤧

I’m not going in tonight, but I’ll be studying my ass off at home. (Listening to radio, mapping calls, etc)

Anyway, night shift started last night and it is Serious Business. Higher acuity calls and unsafe situations (they don’t call us the Knife And Gun Club for nothing). Complicated situations. Serious, unfriendly colleagues; they’re not mean, they’re just not there to make friends like day shift. Lt Fuckin Joe, who will say zero words to you unless you’re part of his clique.

I’m gonna be so much better at my job when I get done with nights.

For now, though, it’s all about fluids and rest and studying.

[itsstilltru]

“Could’ve sworn this ended differently…” 🌀

[howlsofbloodhounds]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[apollos-boyfriend]

did doug like. forget to upload his april fool’s video until just now. what the fuck is this king

[kitssunglasses]

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

This caught me off guard

[petrichor-and-moondust]

One day the batfandom WILL get over having Jason call Tim "replacement" please I am begging I am clawing at the bars of my enclosure

[lale-txt]

me minding my own business:

my brain throwing a stray thought at me like an unstrapped wii remote flung towards a flatscreen: you should write something with a cuck chair

[jordanswitches]

smth i can't stop thinking about lately is like. you know the thing you do to a dog where you push up their lip so you can look at their teeth. thinking about doing that to a vampire. like baby let me check your teeth. oh i slipped, i think your fang pricked my thumb. control yourself darling, i know it tastes good, but you can do it. you won't hurt me 💕

[ask-jax-things]

@zooble-the-whatever-i-am I TOLD YOU TO DELETE THAT

[iri-desky]

WHAT IS WEBFISHING, WHY IS IT ALL OVER MY DASH, AND WHY IS IT SO CUTE

[honora-antares]

"Where is my husband Alfei!?"

"You took something from me, Auror Black. I thought it was fair for me to take something of yours. Until I get what's mine, Lord Prince will stay with me. Don't worry, no harm shall come to your dear amore. For now."

Or,

Severus gets kidnapped by a fallen drug lord that Sirius took down but escaped Azkaban by fleeing the country. Now, he's back to collect his most precious possession.