#WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
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idk why but i was compelled to recite aku’s opening monologue from samurai jack and i shocked myself by apparently remembering every word and exactly how he said it
#like i kept being like yeah i just know this one line idk the next one#and then it just like naturally kept happening like a sleeper cell was activated#i guess i need to rewatch samurai jack#LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND#I AKU THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS#UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!!!#but. a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING a MAGIC SWORD#STEPPED FORTH to OPPOSE me#before the final blow was struck. i TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME#AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE!#WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW#nowwww the fool seeks to return to the past#and UNDO the FUTURE that is AKU#anyway it’s on max and my subscription expired and i can’t renew it for some reason#i’ll probably pirate it on my phone this evening but i want to watch stuff on my tv while i do my knitting
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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we give garp a lot of (rightly deserved) shit but unironically like 90% of the criticisms towards him i see not only ignore the wider worldbuilding context of one piece but also don't acknowledge how sengoku is like the worst friend ever
#like in the world of OP its fully acknowledged and present that most pirates are like Kidd (ie violent against normal citizens)#and Garp is stated to be one of the pillars preserving peace not unlike how Whitebeard also did#but even then theres like 4 moments in marineford off the top of my head where garp WAS gonna betray the Marines#and it was Sengoku holding him back snd trapping him each time#and even beyond all this one of the themes behind marineford is that they all chose their paths and have to live with the consequences#luffy and ace chose their paths knowing full well it would make garp their enemy and garp had his hands tied entirely at marineford#and even then garp let luffy pass him!! garp could have easily stopped luffy and didn't. like he did choose them in the end as well#anyways garp does absolutely deserve a sock in the jaw because he strikes me as someone who wanted to change the system from the inside#but he failed. and like for all that koby and smoker are 'good' marines theres also not nearly the same amount of criticism towards them for#yknow. working for the marines knowing full well theyre a horrible organization#in any case i want to punch garp and strangle sengoku. oh ace is too evil to leave alive but law is perfectly ok huh sengoku????#one piece#zerav meta#garp
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I love the idea of the Gas Giants going through an evil phase, however, I also want to see more of the Ice Giants being responsible for the way things are in the outer solar system
#solarballs#chel babbles#i once read a theory that it was jupiter and the ICE GIANTS who were responsible for x's ejection and that's CRAZY.#and the fact that neptune and uranus SWITCHED orbits after X's ejection??? absolute evil ice giants material right there#i should find that theory it fuels my brain to think all the giants were reprehensible back in the day#(i said already having written fics where Uranus and Neptune are lawful evil)
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I haven't watched Hamster and Gretel. Have they had a redhead in his early 20s sing a weirdly-motivated villain song while surrounded by racially-diverse but otherwise identical backup singers yet?
#this is pro-Safety Czar propaganda for @dwampyverse-tournaments#Where's Perry#Evil for Extra Credit#Safety Czar#Disaster of My Dreams#carl karl#elliot decker#phineas and ferb#milo murphy's law#pnf#mml#dwampyverse#original content
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choose your fighter: Immortals After Dark epigraphs edition
#romance novel blogging#romance novels#immortals after dark#I MEAN LISTEN.#every romance novel should have an epigraph where people say something super poetic or super stupid or both#also: wicked deeds (book 3) is apparently the first one to have gotten an eipgraph bc my copy of no rest for the wicked (book 2)#doesn't have one#also also: 'the sorceress is an evil bitch but she's MY evil bitch and i'll have no other' still outsells#probs the hottest is garreth macrieve talking about hunting her against her will and bringing her back to his bed#macrieve's is intensely sad actually and i didn't realize that before now#the contrast of tragicomedy with both neomi and conrad's super works#and ofc: 'expert in boys reverse psychology and law enforcement evasion'. best. my baby girl. my precious cinnamon toast crunch#they're both relentless!!! neither of them can be stopped!!!! unstoppable force meets immovable object: the book!!!!!#(lmao i do love also garreth's title being 'king of all lykae' only for him to be immediately relieved of that#and going 'OH THANK GOD')
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Honestly Mace would have loved Luke and Leia with his whole heart.
yes!!! honestly he's like a grandparent (in the dynamic way, not age way) bc he was harsh on anakin but you KNOW he's much more caring for the twins, like how a grandparent is strict on their kid but gives their grandkid literally whatever. and anakin's like where was this for me
#i've never drawn anything for it but i think about AUs where anakin's caught or killed n rots is stopped a lot#and then the jedi take the twins and are Too Careful and the twins just Know theres smthn off abt them but dont know what it is#and all the difficulty padme faces bc the jedi fucked anakin up!! she doesnt want them having her kids!!!! the last she has left of Him!!#but whats she supposed to do about her illegal-kids-of-an-evil-jedi against an ancient order backed by the senate and law#and you have obi wan torn between wanting whats best for the galaxy (the twins are carefully trained)#vs wanting whats best for his friend and tbh his brotherwhatever's memory (padme keeps the twins)#very aggressive jedi vs human conflict for him#theres just SO MUCH in those kinda AUs#bit hard to draw to explain tho. like u gotta draw so much for context so ive never rlly tried#but i think abt mace and his relationship w the twins there sm bc you KNOW he wants to treat them coldly and w constant suspicion#but he Just Can't#cause ya know. their dad. went evil. and theyre also INSANELY POWERFUL force users#thanks for the ask!#wow ok went off in the tags abt an au nobody asked for <3#gotta get it out my head somehow ig
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attempting to write my first fanfic and I'm already throwing myself into the deep end by making it both involve law and medical issues I know nothing about. google is about to be very tired of me.
#i may abandon it tbh#but i was Inspired#im just gonna see where my brain takes me#and then maybe ill see if people are interested#but right now its gonna be a “eddie punches someone” fic#featuring lots of angst and emotional turmoil!#because i like to be evil#but it will (probably) turn out fine in the end. i may just have to ignore a couple laws to make it so.#911#911 abc#911 fanfic#fanfic#fanfiction
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The Shuttle AU where Nigel Anstruthers is even more devious and DOESN'T separate Rosalie from her family, and he pretends to be nice and good and even invites Bettina to spend her school holidays at Stornham Court one year.
(That last one was not his best idea, tbh.)
Through chance, circumstance, or maybe the weaving hand of Fate, Bettina Vanderpoel and James Hubert John Fergus Saltyre meet, speak, and quickly discover their mutual distaste for Sir Nigel Anstruthers...
Anyway I call this one Jem and Bett Ruin Nigel's Life (Ten Years Ahead of Schedule)
#the shuttle#jessica's random thoughts#it's in my head as kind of this reluctant-allies dynamic#Betty thinks he's is a snob#he thinks she's a spoiled brat#but they both think Nigel needs to be taken down a peg or two#and so they team up to get in touch with her father without Nigel reading Betty's letters#and maybe Betty snoops around to find records of where the money Nigel is getting from the Vanderpoels is ACTUALLY going#or something#anyway the point is that Nigel gets taken down by a couple of kids#BUT they never actually get along with each other#and then rosy goes back to the vanderpoels in new york so there's no reason for Betty to be in england#so they don't see each other again#and then years later Nigel dies of being a jerk or something#and Betty goes with Rosy and Ughtred back to Stornham to help fix it up and make things better#and meets saltyre (now mount dunstan) and they still have the same falling-in-love-but-not-admitting-it thing as in the book#but there's also the comedic backstory of being reluctant allies against her evil brother in law#you've heard of childhood friends to lovers now get ready for childhood enemies to lovers#and when they meet on the boat during the accident Betty thinks he's vaguely familiar#and then when she sees him in the park she realizes OH HEY IT'S JEM!#and he's like *awkward pause* '....hi?'#and then everyone in the neighborhood is like ''Oh that's mount Dunstan. he's a bad lot.''#and Betty is like ''lol no?? like yeah he's grumpy a lot but we worked against the forces of evil together as children#so I can guarantee that he's very much not a jerk like the rest of his family was.''#and everyone's like ''okaaaay then?''#idk I just think it would be funny
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Sometimes I think I should do a Scriddler fanfic for the only reason I never saw people writing their dinamic as Cecilos but fucked up and evil.
I need my Riddler with weird radio host vibes who is a genius but on a unconvencional way and manipulate people in a whim but it's really bad with other people secrets and my Scarecrow to be the socially ackward overly curious scientist who loves his work to obcessive levels, is convencionaly smart, mesures all his worlds and is very confused by this guy who is super vocal about his crush on him.
I want Eddie destroying the life of a random hairdresser because they gave Jon a bad haircurt and how dare they do that with Jon's perfect hair (and since I want Eddie to have Cecil's obcession but Jon to not be convencionally atractive like Carlos is this will make Jon rly confused because Edward was the only person who thought his hair was perfect to beging with). I want Jon to talk about how sometimes you spend a lot of time thinking someone has bad intentions when they are actually genuine as his declaration.
I want them to be apart and Jon to lie about how he got it worse to spare Eddie's feelings while Eddie goes into a depressive episode because he is alone (or Cecil learning to not be codependent, Carlos learning to be more open and me learning that I rly love angst).
I want Edward having to face the fact that there are parts of Jonathan live he doesn't know and will never know as he finds bits of the reasons Jon came to Gotham until his digging causes their first major fight.
#i stopped the post in this point because even though i'm following the recent wtnv episodes now I want to rewatch the old ones#i miss old woman josie#has been years and I still miss her#wtnv#cecilos#scriddler#edward nygma#riddler#jonathan crane#scarecrow#also i need to read more cecilos fanfic#specially cecil angst and hurt/confort#also this post made me realize that the reason i ship scriddler is the fucked up and evil cecilos potential no one else sees#i mean i already knew I shipped them for the potential dinamics and not for the cannon ones#as most of my ships are based on potential dinamics and transformative work#specially in comic books#where nothing is consistent and eternal as it is something wrote by multiple people over multiple years in different medias#and for different audiences#cannon is rly more of a recomendations guide than a law to abide by#super hero comics are one of the best spaces for transformative work because of that
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usamericans who rail against the adoption industry don't realize that the problem isn't adoption it's the fact that it's for profit IN YOUR country. in normal places, it's a completely free and transparent process that's banked by the government.
selling blood, plasma, eggs, surrogacy, babies? they're all illegal. you can only carry a child as a solidarity pregnancy if you have a relationship to the wishful parents.
they need to realize their human trafficking driven by profit is not international and that normal, well adjusted places have realized selling babies and human body parts or fluids is wrong.
#but what can you expect from people who do not realize there's a world beyond their borders?#who cannot look elsewhere for models of where things work and copy it?#the options are either this or none at all for them. instead of let's invent something new. lets revamp the whole system#sorry. my constitution was written in 88 and it's one of the most modern in the world. we had gay marriage before the usa did.#brazil has amazing women's rights protection laws#im not arguing with people who think adoption is traumatic and evil lol
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M*uthwashing was good, the only things i didn't enjoy lie in the area of writing (but so do some things i enjoyed the most!) - but I expected more from it? kinda?
#putting this into tags because spoilers ->#like ok let me get this out of the way. the only woman on the crew is the doctor and has problems related to pregnancy. groundbreaking.#but i have no problems with the rest of the cast. swansea's monologue was top notch#and you can see that everyone loved the cast because 90% of posts in the tags is JIMMY MUST DIE#so whatever.#my biggest gripe is that one delusional asshole is basically the root of all evil in the story#it makes the story not about how people deal with a horrific situation but about one man ruining everyone's lives. that seems flatter to me#so up until The Reveal the game is stellar to me#it would be so much tastier to me if it was curly after all. life sucks so much for everyone that the captain#decides to commit murder suicide - and then doesn't even die and condemns them all to a slow painful death#but instead it's ''a violent man with inferiority issues cracks under pressure and betrays everyone'' which. okay now that i've typed it out#doesn't sound too boring but still#my commentary#also since i'm here#watched another small sci-fi game about an au soviet 70s? space station manned by an AI and it reminded me how much i love sci fi#it's a 2001 a space odyssey-inspired game where you are woken up from cryogenic sleep on a space station#but it turns out that the station ai used alien mold to clone you and your coworker and thus circumvent the 3d(?) law of robotics#because neither of you is strictly speaking human anymore#the point was that the ai was like a child (and the mc who is a female psychologist in charge of working with the ai who had developed this#kinda mother-daughter relationship with the ai OF COURSE#anyway aside from the visuals and vibes/design the game is mid#but it made me crave a story where the ai is a child simply because it is easier to make a simpler ai and then to teach it instead of making#a full grown human-like intelligence#but then it does behave like a child. make a mess on accident and does its best to hide it. a staff member dies and it clones them to fix it#a chain of unfortunate events that happen only because this god child put in charge of the station wants its caretakers to not be upset#that would be mwah#i will need to check this wall fo text for spelling when i get home!
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minthmancers rise up look at how she looks at tav
#this was my first ever playthru btw where i missed like 30% of things and did a war criminal run im doing my actual tav now#oath of devotion lawful good gf vs oath of vengeance lawful evil gf .... once she smooches lorelaei its gonna be game over for me#ooc. claireposting.
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hi mac….. visiting u in ur inbox with a blorbo upd8….. qcellbit has gone missing and i am totally coping with it in a normal way he has been gone for almost three weeks now and I MISS HIM DEARLY!!! everyone on the qsmp got sent to hell in november and he still hasn’t returned i want him back :( he has people to eat and a husband to kiss and an ex-boyfriend/victim of cannibalism to torment and a son to reunite with but he cannot do that because he was maybe potentially blown up by a nuke. i miss him dearly!!!!
i would like to reiterate that i am absolutely coping with his absence in a totally normal and well adjusted way anyway i am going to pin up this missing poster in ur inbox and try not to froth at the mouth or start eating furniture
I HAVE SEEN UR MISSING QCELLBIT POSTS THEYRE SO FUNNY. IM SO SORRY UR CAT RAN AWAY I HOPE HE COMES BACK SOON...... have u tried leaving out a bowl of water or perhaps his favorite blanket or toy..... do not leave out a bowl of food bc that could attract other animals like raccoons which could potentially scare ur cat away.... i will keep my eyes peeled and give u a call IMMEDIATELY if i see him. i hope he has his rabies shots <3
#HIIIIIII#god ive beenso bad at keeping up w the mutuals lately hi hi hi hi how are u !!!!!!#besides the missing posters i mean. i love u !!! i hope u are doing well!!!!!#i need 2 check up on ros again soon im so upset that theyre still kot able to get asks or anything i miss them every day#dude ive been playing sk much lethal company w my brother and his friends its so funny#also listening to jrwi. im on 24/7 jrwi lockdown. do u like charlie slimecicle. charlie slimecicle plays the fish man and im in love w him#ive drawn him so much in the past few days im in the middle of a pic now where . t#there was an episode where they did a fashion show and he came out in emo clothes and its so funny bc hes like#lawful good paladin whos whole purpose is to rid the world of evil and he comes out with his hair dyed black and spikes and chains and shi#its so funny#im coping rn bc i left off on a big cliffhanger where he might possibly be dead#so im putting out all of my gillion love into the world so that i dont jinx it#smile emoji#asks#friends!!!#anachronistic-falsehood
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applying for an apartment was. tbh. the worst experience of my life….if i don’t get accepted for this apartment i will kms so aggressively the whole world will explode just from my forceful energy alone…..
#michelle speaks#mostly it was bad bc of my dad lmfao but i also it has been the thing i have been having my anxiety nervous breakdowns over for months#and when that happens i cope by avoiding so i end up in a cycle where it’s like avoid the problem to not stress -> stress bc problem isn’t#solved -> avoid problem to reduce stress etc etc. so having to deal w the thing that was making me stressed is not easy for me ���#like i physically could not get myself to finish the application yesterday bc i was so distressed lmfao. i did today tho just fine#if i am just able to get this apartment i will have one month of my life where i don’t have anything to stress abt at all.#wouldn’t that be beautiful for me ❤️ that hasn’t happened since like 2013 lmfao.#anyway i had to pay almost SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS just to apply. LMFAO. LIKE? are you INSANE??????#that should quite honestly be illegal. how can you make someone pay that much money when u might not even give them the apartment?#like that is CRAZY. i hate living in this world so much……i did NOT let my dad see that bc he would have EXPLODED lmfaooooo#so yeah landlords are evil but i have to go to law school so. LIFE!#at the VERY least that money should come out of ur first month of rent if u get a lease. like? just crazy fr……
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☾ * ―― 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 .
true neutral .
―― True Neutral people believe in the ultimate balance of forces, and they refuse to see actions as either good or evil. True Neutral individuals do their best to avoid siding too strongly with any one force, whether that force is good or evil, lawful or chaotic. For this reason, True Neutral personalities sometimes find themselves drawn into rather peculiar alliances, friendships, and life paths. To a great extent, they side with the underdog, sometimes even changing sides as the previous loser becomes the winner. Such people often see good, evil, chaos, and laws as simply prejudices that lead to dangerous extremes. Like the Taoist masters of ancient China, they tend to believe that the universe functions best when the light and the dark, the yin and the yang, are in balance.
➤ tagged by: @vulpesse and @piillory (stolen XD) ♡ ➤ tagging: @misstantabismuses, @independentzaun, @musesbymarnie, @ofspvrta, @angelicaaster, @araneafitapis, @saviourofzaun, @wolvensden, @prtector, @hemomania, @decidentia and everyone else!
#[muse] caitlyn — games.#omfg!#I am changing her thing now#cause this makes SOOO much more sense#and it goes with my idea that Caitlyn looks for balance#she doesn't see good and evil#she looks at a situation and determines if its justified or not#people can get away with killing in her eyes if its justified#however killing senseless is a no#and that's just one of the few aspects of her where she doesn't at all#align with a lawful character#but a lot of what she does is 'good'#she is a protector#but people she protects some people might not agree with
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