#they would dance to the impaling attempt like that last scene in Percy Jackson and the lightning thief | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

methoughtsphantom · 2 months ago

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dead on main arranged married au but it’s all because of some random guy who heard from the realms that the prince was single and wanted to marry for power, only that’s not how it works. the bonding spell instead has lady gotham, who has jurisdiction on her city, being given the choice to choose one of her own to marry off the prince. of course she chooses Jason. This is unbeknownst to him. at least, until a justice league dark magical emergency has Jason trying to summon the all blades only to get glowing flamey green guns instead.

#Constantine is quietly freaking out in the background #cause that is the dead family guardian weapon and the requirements to wield it are public knowledge #one which is willing to die for the crown #another which is being bound to the weapon of choosing #etc etc #constantine is paling by the second #what he DOESNT know is that the terms and conditions have been updated #and Danny doesn’t even k n o w he has a fiancée #Clockwork married HIM behind his back because he’s a asshole who just because he can see the future knows they are meant for one another #what he ignores is that um they haven’t MET yet #anyways clockwork is dad and he was not gonna let his future son in law go along in the world without at LEAST a way to protect himself #from ghosts #in all of this Jason is like: where the fuck does this come from #Jason is like 🤨 when he discovers the sword’s built in function of making people disappear into thin air #but he uses it in two ways #if he’s too lazy to hide a body #orrr #when he wants to kill someone he first wants to put the fear into god in him #like all blades my beloved can only be summoned in the presence of evil #soul shredder my beloved instinctually makes a person quiver in fear seizing their heart lifting their neck hair activating their #prey instinct #the fun starts when Danny finally meets Jason and immediately throws hands assuming the fright knight got a pupil #Jason for once was just playing with his sword:(#now what would the effects of being slashed by the soul shredder be for Danny #since you know he’s Jason’s fiancée #it would be fun Danny didn’t know he isn’t that affected by it anymore #they would dance to the impaling attempt like that last scene in Percy Jackson and the lightning thief

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