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ok universe, iāmĀ ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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āHave you heard of the very popular game, the splatorble? The iconic Splatorble main character with his catch phrase āI done cocaineā for ages eight and up.ā
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Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine
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First day of life up until 6th gradeĀ
Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School
Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that
Slowly it started growing back and thenā¦.
I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)
At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT
A year on HRT
Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasnāt been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.
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Bad Occult Advice Tip: Cursed Objects
Got a cursed item in your house? Just donate it to Goodwill. There, itās gone now.
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First day of life up until 6th gradeĀ
Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School
Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that
Slowly it started growing back and thenā¦.
I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)
At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT
A year on HRT
Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasnāt been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.
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A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it.Ā
If we do open it we could find
The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing weāve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
An ancient and unspeakable evil (We havenāt had a good olā doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)
Itās a win/win/win scenario.Ā
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Dude literally this though
all thoseĀ āsay no to drugsā assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. theyād be likeĀ āhey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?ā and iād be likeĀ āno thanks i dont smokeā and theyād be likeĀ āok coolā and never bother me about it again
drinkers? NO CHILL AT ALL. even into adulthood people act like iāve slain their child when i say i am completely sober. like every single time iāve said no to drinking some person is likeĀ āwhat about jello shots thereās barely any in itā or theyāll leave me a solo cup of wineĀ āin case you change your mindā and when by the end of the night i havenāt had it theyāre allĀ āyou didnāt want any?ā LIKE? YAH I SAID I DIDNT?Ā
anti drug psaās are fine but they gotta talk about drinking too bc never once did anyone i know who did drugs push me to do it too but everyone i tell i am sober tries to find a way to get me to drink like i saidĀ āi am sober but change my mindā or smthĀ
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my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba asĀ āRoomba-sanā and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly sayĀ āganbatte, Roomba-sanā¦ganbatteā as it made distressed beeping noises at her
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