#WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES HIDING
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
first finished 3d art of the year...wanted to warm up with genshin's treasure compass since it's one of the most useful items i've been using (also been looking for those aranara.....WHERE ARE YOU)
#genshin impact#genshin impact fanart#3d art#b3d#sumeru#my art#probably will make the other versions but for now this is a warmup#hey guys guess who 100% sumeru :3#AND SOMEHOIKW THERES STILL THOSE LAST 3 ARANARA CHESTS#WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES HIDING
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#r2d2#luke skywalker#More like Regular Human Cave Hermit I suppose#and R2 didn’t even rat him out???#I’m almost positive that there was a moment off-screen where R2 and Obi-Wan were alone in the cave hovel#just absolutely glaring at each other silently while Luke was using the rest room or something#R2 probably whirled around that cave bitchily#like Danm bitch#you live like this?#so uncivilized#and Obi-Wan was like#actually I think I WILL go save Leia#but only so I can drop this useless bucket of bolts on Anakin Skywalkers fucking doorstep and dissapear into the force forever#Honestly#the real plot of A New Hope was Obi-Wan desperately trying to get rid of the world’s bitchiest R2 unit#that somehow managed to find him again after decades#R2 found where he was hiding and Obi-Wan was like:#Guess I’ll die then.
165 notes
·
View notes
Text
Some things never change : once again, Beau and Veth entire a completely unnecessary deadly race where they just hyped themselves to do it, while in the middle of saving the world.
#the 1st was in Uthodurn that's where Nott shot Beau in the ass climbing a tree#the 2nd was in that creepy forest in Aeor where Veth was hiding and Beau was scream-whispering 'where ARE you you BITCH'#love them#critical role#cr spoilers#cr campaign 3#CR3E115#i'm slowly making my way ~mkaking my way !~ through the episode... life got in the way
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
One of my favourite parts of D&D is the complete self indulgence you can put into every character. My friend wanted to play a rebellious teenager raised by her cool older brother who she modelled herself after (ranger, hunter, big flirt.) and then I get to take that and make him a kind and casual unwilling leader figure and also a cult survivor who had to leave his sister to come back to save her later and ALSO an aroallo whore
#d&d#shark bait#mair saeth#ridigan saeth#i gotta draw him he's so fun#and also like. just how playing at the table you make so many decisions.#i was so scared to play this character#then my player starts acting like the bratty teenager she was the last time she saw him#and i remember that HE was ALSO a teenager and she probably GOT IT ALL FROM HIM#so then we just end up playing out a sibling dynamic where they're bitching and bullying each other one moment#then saying they love each other while trying to act cool like they dont care#and i LOVE THEM I LOVE MY PLAYERS SO MUCH#all the npcs they give me are such a treat#oh gifted child artificer who's hubris led her to invent the gun and go into hiding. i cant wait to play you.#like what a fucking TREAT for my player to say “here's this nerdy socially awkward lesbian my character is totally in love with#but never got to admit it and she thinks she killed her“ and i just get to DO WHAT I LIKE WITH HER FROM THERE HAKSJAJNDK#sorry i gotta stop making my tags longer than my posts hdfskfj
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
oversharing in the tags time :)
#i think it’s time i go back to therapy#i keep having recurring nightmares about my ex best friend#or dreams where she reaches out to me. and explains why she cut me out#backstory. in high school had a lesbian toxic situationship with my#bestie. THEN i had another one. which kinda overlapped? the first one was open but also just messy#anyways. jade and i were like together for a year. then she got a boyfriend one day and i had a breakdown#it happened just after high school and i was sooooo … unwell. wasn’t out to my family felt like i was gonna die etc etc#(this is all pre dnp btw) anyways next year i found dnp. a couple months later she broke up with her bf#and we sorted dated for a while (this whole time we’d been just friends and i was still not really over it but hiding it)#and then she dated ANOTHER guy. they broke up and she had a breakdown and moved 9 hours away. i went#to visit her for a month. we like kinda dated again then and i thought we could make it work. then 2020. no travel#so she started dating a guy. didn’t tell me. even though we spoke every day. she moved in with him#then she breaks up with him mid 2021. i started dating my gf. but Jade was clingy and it was awkward#she started dating a sketchy guy who was homophobic. i went and visited her a few times#start of 2023 she tells me she wants to make more of an effort cause he didn’t like her friends so she cut everyone out. then she ghosted#in feb 2023. we had tickets for#mcr in march. i had to text her cause she’d blocked me on messenger and said im going to the concert whether she’s there or not#she said ‘yeah no worries! you can take someone else in my place too 😎’ she used that fucking emoji#and I haven’t spoken to her since. I think she quit her job . and that guy was not a nice man#so I still worry about her#writing this all down makes me realise she was a bitch and I deserve better#but I just want closure. it isn’t fair she replied so casually to my text when I said ‘you’ve blocked me’#it isn’t fair she HAS MY SIGNED COPY OF DANS BOOK#anyways. I need therapy to get over this#and I haven’t even written about my family issues (im#out and they’re supportive but my god they fucked me#up as a kid)#if you read this hi 👋 hope you are having a lovely day#don’t get in lesbian situationships!!!
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
i love when people are like “oh i definitely think bloodraven’s methods are evil but i do think his goals are noble” no i’m saying i think his goal is evil he just doesn’t realize exactly how evil or he just doesn’t care. i think he’s bran’s evil mentor and the turning point in both of their stories will be whether bran ~accepts the pomegranate seeds~ or whether he rejects them. bran is fleeing that cave no matter what he chooses, but he will choose and brynden is gonna have an opinion on that choice!!
#like obviously i think bran rejects it#but if you’re the mentor offering the pomegranite. you represent something Evil. ergo…..ajsjdjdj#like he’s hiding something. he’s hiding a Price he’s hiding a Truth he’s clearly hiding Something Bad. there could not be more dread here.#i think BRYNDEN thinks he’s justified but this man’s grasp on morality has always been loose. what happens when he’s several decades being#juiced on weirwood mojo has done to where his priorities lie 😭😭#like even if the others are exactly like in the show. i do believe bloodraven is doing something fucked up.#and bran’s gonna find out. and there will be some sort of magical decisions here.#bc what’s happening is objectively a bad thing to do.#anyways i’m not bitching here tbc i do think it’s funny when people differentiate themselves from like#crazy ‘war crimes don’t exist here so you can’t feel like his magical police state was a little over the top’#like stans on twitter lmao. and are like ‘tbc i think he’s a shady dude but i don’t think he’s trying to destroy humanity’#no man EYE am saying i think he is accidentally trying to destroy humanity. or is About to make a decision that accidentally destroys them.#we see him a little differently aksjdjd#getting on my soap box
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
one of the reasons there's contention between poor people and not-poor-but-not-wealthy people is that 'one bad day away from being poor' still isn't being poor. we should all be on the same side but i think a lot of people really don't understand that "i could be you tomorrow" is not the bridge-building sentiment they think it is.
#if you have to apply an imaginary disaster to your life in order to try to compare it to my life as-is then they are not the same#gt talks#also i see this more often directed at poor people for being mean online bc they conflate the middle-class with the wealthy#but where's the same energy when middle-class people bitch about homeless folks or tipping their server or minimum wage increase#if you only say this when someone gets called spoiled but not when someone says 'i just don't want homeless people stinking up the cafe'#you're not even trying to build bridges. you're just hiding behind progressive talk so people will be nicer to you
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
The deadeye kneel makes him look so nasty it's unbelievable.
#this is not my boring employee of the month where did you hide his body#at some point i'll start hc him with the worst resting bitch face and it's only bc he constantly looks like this on screenshots#like tone down the unhinged scientist vibe *just a bit*#budgie plays gw2
59 notes
·
View notes
Text
Quoting Andrew Tate in casual conversation should be the biggest red flag

#oh wow Matt keeps talking and making it worst no wonder he calls woman bitches 😵💫😵💫 weirdchamp#people on Twitter dot com defending him like OHh but he never said he was an Andrew state stan !!!!#girl if yo man’s can quote the guy casually on conversation he knows him well enough to do that get out of there !!!#where do they cast this people you are telling me Cort and Jag were the ONLY two men you could find? kinda sad tbh#bb25#big brother#catch Matt winning afp bc of the casuals edits where they hide the misogyny instead of America feeling sick
32 notes
·
View notes
Text
leon s kennedy would definitely be the kind of guy to physically overexert himself and take on as much of the labor he can because he feels bad if he doesn't. even if it's fair share, he's gotta jump in and help out.
dead tired, exhausted. who cares if he's being taken advantage of and used because the other party(s) know he'll do whatever he's asked. he feels bad. he feels like he isn't doing enough.
#resident evil#hi lol this is a vent#capitalism culture is making you feel like you're never doing enough#and you know it's bullshit but!#tfw toxic masculinity pressures too#and your boss thinks that you should take on all of the physical labor because you're a man who cares if you physically cannot#and retaliates by punishing you with more and more bcuz you went to hr and politely asked if they could convince her to chill tf out-#vent in the tags#but i mean this seems canon to leon bcuz he'll sacrifice himself for anyone#fuck that#brother!#gotta force yourself to stop and think 'fuck them if they get mad i've done enough'#imagining leon being so weak he's stumbling and shaking#but then goes 'let me help with that' before passing out#leon's bitch ass is a people pleaser and he's convinced he's not!#'nah bro i just wanna help people weewoo imma cop'#nah bro ur into being stepped on!#where am i going with this idk#using my suffering to push on leon#no i dont go that far i just. feel bad if im not constantly-#anyway when i finally spoke up i started sobbin while hiding under some boxes lol#didnt realize how packed that bottle was!
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
Saw blogs be mutuals with me challenge
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
I never found that Button Salarian! Certainly not playing the game again to find it
First, you bait them with the cute turian fics, then slowly reel people back into their Mass Effect phase. Like a siren in the water thirsty for the kill, reviving the fandom one person at a time
play it play it play it play it play it play it
#the benefits of being a nosy bitch is that I will walk around and talk to every npc and look through every terminal#Your personal emails? Let me read them#Your private search history? I wanna see#What's in your fridge? why you hiding it? come on man i just wanna look#tell me tell me tell me tell me#Every single npc is my beloved child who just came back from college and I'm a fussy nosy parent who wanna know everything#want me to tell you where the salarian button npc is or do you wanna figure it out yourself?#Hint: Plato#Hint 2: sour candy#Hint 3: scammer#Hint 4: Gravity#I could go on for days
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
healing from brain damage is definitely the worst injury ive ever had to heal from so far 😞 this shit is so difficult yall
#tiny bit of my long med history for context:#i have broken my collarbone#i have had my face mauled by a dog where i had to Literally Physically tear it off my face#it locked its jaw around my nose and upper lip#i got like 10 stitches and they had to super glue my nose back together#but uhhhhhh#i got a concussion as a kid that went untreated because our healthcare system is so underfunded and understaffed#and that turned into what the doctors call ''functional nausea and vomiting disorder''#then on monday i got another concussion at work#and holy shit.#second-impact syndrome is a BITCH#im in so much pain if i use my brain at all#hey other dissociative people: you've dissociated from your body but have you ever had to dissociate from your brain?#or is this what being forcefully locked at the front and locked out of headspace feels like?#i think this might be worse though because i cant think at allllllllllllllllllllll#i get delirious if i try 😔#this is so hard#i sobbed in the shower over it for like 30 minutes today lol#i had to sit down in the middle of my shower and it was so hard yall#im trying to hard not to spiral#being vulnerable and putting this on my main instead of hiding it on one of my many many sideblogs#(jsyk if youve read this far then youre allowed to ask me what my active sideblogs are. dms and asks are open)#(@queerlyneurotic is one of my vents and where i usually put sad shit. you get a freebie for reading this.)
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
wheres that post about how its hard to have like a fucking depression spiral or whatever while knitting bc lemme tell u im sitting here fighting back tears while actively crocheting and its not fucking working
#toy txt post#depression spiral self worth spiral the world sucks and everything is bad and stupid spiral#whatever you want to call it. im fucking miserable and my eyes keep watering and making it kinda hard to see the fucking stitches#guess thatd be less of an issue if i was doing a standard moss stitch instead if a modified variant w half doubles and working into the#stitch under the space instead of in the chain space which is a little more annoying and fiddly to find than the chain space#whatever. its all the same stupid fucking shit anyway. whatever whatever whatever whatever#nothing matters everything is stupid and sucks and whats the fucking point! god#and then dad will just get home and sternly scold me for not looking for a job anyway#as if i could currently fucking handle being asked what my fucking strengths are or whatever#and i bet fucking period is not fucking helping cos hormone fluctuations do weird shit to emotions i fucking guess. whatever#i feel like my head is going to explode#'just let yourself cry let it out!' no. its fucking inconvenient and doesnt even release all the stupid fucking feelings it just leaves me#exhausted and wasting a bunch of fucking tissues. whatever#im a stupid lazy bitch whatever and im Not. but i am#what does it matter#i cant even deal with the fucking ants in my bedroom im just hiding from them in my brothers empty room#i washed all my bedding but havent remade the bed bc im like oh i should wait for the ants to be gone#cant do anything. cant do fucking anything at all ever#i should get out of the house and touch grass and that would be good for me but like. where#i shouldnt even leave the house bc im not insured and what if i get into a car crash? i hate everything#negative#whining
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Evangeline watching Cal interact with Mare at any point during war storm:

#red queen#glass sword#kings cage#war storm#broken throne#post broken throne#marecal#this was literally hiding in my fucking drafts#I can't believe I left this her for 1+ years#like thats so rude#it's funny as hell#i'm rereading RQ cause i got my pretty litjoy set and I'm giggling to myself over everything#there are so many parts I forogt#like I completely forgot about the part where mare finds him literally taking panels off the inside of the submariene and shes like:#bitch you're scared of fucking water why are you taking apart the ship?>#and I also forgot about the part where he unbuckles his armor with his teeth#thank you Julia for reminding me that bit exists#cause I'm so sad I forgot about it#and of course who could ewver forget: "and they can even breed#BWAHAHAHA Carmadon saw his opportunity and fucking took it#if Farley didn't know they fucked in the woods before that she knew right after from Cal's reaction
42 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sasuke is Out! Sasuke is Doing things! What will Sasuke do?! I have no idea!!! I've never gotten this far in the story before, so I have no idea how things are going from here!!!! But Sasuke is Loose!!!!!!

Quoting this post to myself as I see Sasuke walking around and doing things. I haven't seen this guy do anything in like a hundred episodes. It's so exciting
#speculation nation#fanny watches naruto#it's so sweet seeing Suigetsu and Jugo trying to find Sasuke again#meanwhile Karin is under lock and key. yet shes playing with their expectations to her advantage#her pretending to be just the stupid sasuke obsessed girl to make them not pay attention to her#to let her keep the picture that actually contains some fucking lockpicks. crafty af#and her GLASSES??? the arm of her glasses is hiding a little secret knife?!?!! thats so cool karin wtf#i love when shes shown to be capable like this. like her sasuke fangirling was real. before.#but idk about now after he tried to kill her. he does Not deserve to keep her affections after that for Sure.#but shes still using the act. making people underestimate her. so crafty. like fuck yeah you go you funky little outlaw#i do love that shes genuinely a bitch. i hated her when i was younger bc i hated sasuke#and the fangirling still does annoy me. but shes also more than the fangirling.#shes so COOL when shes not obsessing over sasuke. i wanna see more of her!!!!!#unfortunately now i have to go back to this shit ass kage fight. really boring to me. now that sasuke's out i dont caaaaaare#it's just a bunch of OP ninja throwing rocks and shit at each other. madara literally dropped Two giant fucking meteors on the battlefield#like it was just one and it was a huge deal but tsuchikage and gaara stopped it. yay!!#but then it was such a Gradeschooler One Upping You moment where madara was like. Heh. well actually. theres Two.#and the 2nd one falls on the first and kills a bunch of people etc etc like come onnnn this isnt even fun anymore#we're just committing massive ecological damage all around#also killer bee literally PURPOSEFULLY clearing a massive section of forest for the sake of visibility#NONE of these ninja care about the environment!!!!! those poor trees and creatures!!!!!!#anytime theres some kind of poison something and they show it off by having birds or whatever die like#STOP!!!! youre killing the environment!!!!! stop it!!!!!!!!!#anyways what a show. the more ridiculously massive the fight gets the less fun it is to watch.#why should i care about guys throwing boulders at each other. Boringggg show me some people punching the shit outta each other.#THE TAIJUTSU!!!! WHERES THE TAIJUTSU!!!!! STOP WITH UR OP NINJA MAGIC SHOW ME TAIJUTSU!!!!!!!!#i also really want to see itachi. where is he. sasuke's loose now i know he teams up with itachi Where Is He....#LETS GET SOME UCHIHA UP IN THIS BITCH!!!! madara get ur pasty ass out of here and tobi stick your head in a toilet#only the uchiha BROTHERS here get those old guys OUTTA HEREEEEEEE#anywyas i actually folded some laundry while watching. wild. having fun rn
6 notes
·
View notes