#WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
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just learnt polyamorous marriage is a criminal offence in my country. What The Fuck
#polyamory#polyamarous#queer community#what the fuck australia#get your shit together#it's 2024 why are we still ostracising relationships that aren't monogamous and cishet#lgbt pride#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#lgbtq#lgbtqiia+
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HUH!?!
Don't think any further explaining is needed for this one
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reaped what he sowed
#reaped what he sowed#art#class war#brian thompson#rest in piss#rest in pieces#rotinpiss#rot in hell#fuck ceos#ceos#ceo#united healthcare#unitedhealth group inc#unitedhealthcare#unitedhealthgroup#anticeo#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#antinazi#antizionist#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich
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why is it 26°C (78.8°F) at two in the morning
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I love playing dress up with the blorbo
#I saw that display on the left a few weeks back and it just really reminded me of mark so I had to draw him in it#also it’s trans flag colors <3#and then I saw Yourlocalabomination and CowardlyKrow’s drawings doing dress up with Ted and I had to do it with mark#so on the right- that is a shirt I do in fact own- as well as the socks#unfortunately I do not own jorts#but I do have a pair of jeans that color#anyways I love drawing Mark Chasity#what a guy that guy#can’t believe one of the characters im obsessed with is just a middle aged Christian father who has five minutes max of screen time#it’s great#oh yeah also apparently I have to say not to repost my art#a beloved mutual pointed out that someone on Pinterest reposted something I did without permission so now we gotta have precautions#yippie#OH FUCK I almost forgot my fun fact yall#fun fact: Australia is wider than the moon#mark chasity#Curt mega#nerdy prudes must die#Npmd#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield fanart#Starkid#team Starkid#my art
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australia watching the US election knowing full well that our government is about to go: COPY+PASTE.
and to anyone who sees this, my DMs are always open if you want to talk.
#us elections#election 2024#voting#usa#us politics#politics#australia#united states#america#kamala harris#kamala 2024#vote kamala#kamala for president#harris#trump#election#donald trump#fuck trump#vote harris#what the fuck#fuck life#oh my fucking god
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you reposted a video of trump saying “you want me to go swimming”
and i just want to take a moment to recognize how actually insane that is.
like that’s how our president responds to tragedy? with no empathy?
the presidents role is to be the face and voice of america and her people, and for every loss of life, for every tragedy, and for all the pain her people must go through, the president must feel it. that is a heavy burden, but it is one our president must carry. our president represents us. there should be a level of class, of respect, and dignity in a president, that our current president does not fulfill
he is a sorry excuse for a leader, a role model, a human being, he is above all, a pathetic man who should not have the privilege of speaking for america and her people.
and even if you agree with his harmful policy’s, how dare you let our voice be so callous about lost lives? about children? it is disgusting. a president should have a level of poise when they speak, strong encouraging words instead of unintelligible insults
and the tiniest bit of hope i had, the smallest shred that this wasn’t all bad, has been ruined and tarnished, because excuse me for thinking that perhaps our leader would respond with even the smallest bit of empathy instead of placing blame everywhere else
he makes me sick.
THIS!!! EXACTLY!!!
(i promise this anecdote below is relevant to this bear with me)
when i was in high school, i was part of a very very good band program. there were a lot of talented people and we managed to take up a huge chunk of the school population. it was guaranteed to have at least two band kids in a class, and this was a AAA school. this is important because our reputation as band kids... was that we were always going to be the best students you had. not because of grades, but because of character. the same went for the many programs that we went to. if we were at a district competition, we were quiet when we had to be, we cheered for other bands, we would lend our equipment, etc etc. i can't think of any instances not only in my time there but before or after where people would groan when they thought about us coming to their event. because there were no incidences that made people think twice about inviting us
how we got that kind of reputation? my band directors built an environment in the band where we wanted to do great. "character, commitment, competence, capacity" were the 4 C's that were put on the wall. this is the best example that I could find, where I think communication and commitment are the same:
every student took up a leadership role even if you weren't handed a title like "drum major" or "section leader". we learned about how to represent ourselves and the people in our community, and we were proud of that. like yeah we might have sounded like a bunch of fucking nerds, but it was a good place to be.
often we heard adults wondering how the hell our band directors managed such a feat. it was such a large band that there should have been at least one group of teenagers that acted out or something. but that was incredibly (and i mean incredibly) rare, and were never so bad that it couldn't be immediately fixed.
it was possible because we had good role models!!
our band directors worked with every teacher on campus, brought us to community events, they had food drives and toy drives, etc etc. they were funny but they knew when to get work done, they created a space where we felt comfortable with them and wanted to make them proud.
i don't see anything like that when i see Trump, nor do i see it in people that voted for him. his Character is not just rude but nasty. his attitude towards the people he's supposed to be representing and caring about was absolutely intolerable. when asked if he cared about the lives of these people (WHO BY THE WAY, DIED MINUTES AWAY FROM WHERE HE IS RESIDING), he was a snarky fucking brat. he was childish and replied with THAT? "You want me to go swimming?"
I'M SORRY??
that was the most WILD, out of line shit i have heard him say in a minute. that was blatant disrespect on the lives of the people that were lost, their families that have to live with the grief for the rest of their lives, and to the American people that were hoping something would be said to comfort and ease our minds.
his statement was read off of a paper that someone else 100000% wrote for him. and then he went out of his way to say that DEI is responsible for it?????? THE DEI??????
you know why he said that shit? because it was his fault! he is directly responsible for air traffic control not having enough people that night. he fired 100 FAA senior officials, there was the hiring freeze that HE demanded, the Aviation Safety committee was disbanded, demanded for existing employees to leave, offered the buy it out. and then that plane went down- the worse air collision in the US in 16 years.
he can't take responsibility. he won't do that, because he would have to admit that it was his fault. that's a pretty trick that narcissists love to do. they come up with excuse after excuse for why something couldn't be their fault, it always has to lie with someone else. and he chose to blame... diversity?
the thing that really gets me about this DEI shit is that most of these people will argue that we need to get rid of it because people should be hired for their merit and not because of the color of their skin or gender. THAT'S WHY THE DEI EXISTS. because if it DIDN'T, only white men would be hired- for the color of their skin, because of their gender, and NOT because of their merit. diversity in our workplaces is how we end up being able to see different perspectives. the US is a melting pot of cultures and that's supposed to be a beautiful thing. the fact that we are still having arguments about it is because there are still people in power who do not want us being unified as a nation. they directly benefit from us believing that "the black man/ the latino man/ the white man" are the enemy. the enemy isn't the person who looks or acts different to you, the enemy are the people who are supposed to be representing us that are only acting out of their best interests.
Trump will never admit that he was wrong about something. It's not in his character. He is not a giving, caring man, who wants the best for the people. He is a lying, cheating, scum of the earth that sits on a "throne" built on the backs of people that do the work for him and who he has divided using hate and envy, then he props his feet up on a footstool made of his ugly pride, and he sticks his big fat thumb in his mouth, taking up all the room for that silver spoon.
He has no commitment to us as the people (even the ones that voted for him) nor to the people also in power that are loyal to him. I believe that in no time at all, he's going to get greedy and they're going to eat him alive, because Trump isn't even smart enough for any of this, there's someone else pulling the strings. He is an incompetent man child with no accountability for his actions, he has failed nearly every business that he touched and only has his money because of what his family had built before him. And he has no capacity for greatness nor does he have critical thinking skills. He props his words up with fluffy decorations and lies right through his teeth, and the people that voted for him are lapping it up like dogs starved. People are about to find out real fucking quick that Trump has been playing it easy and using the benefits of other people's work before him to make himself look good.
And they're not even going to get their eggs.
#fuck trump#trump#donald dump#us politics#politics#by the way for my american friends#you should be trying to find resources for what this is doing for other people in other countries#australia companies are wearing trump hats at their events and repeating “drill baby drill”#do not let them exhaust you#fuck donald trump#and while i'm here: reading is poltical. comics are poltical. music is political. fashion is political. art and expression IS POLITICAL.#they can and WILL try to take this away from you#please go get banned books and make sure to keep them alive#read them to people. read them to yourself. read them to your kids if you have them#things i can say on here but can't on tiktok because i'm not in the position to be outspoken there#:/
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Been a Minute on here, thought I would you a 🍑👅💦 update... More Than a Handful 😋


#spank me daddy#spank my ass#spank my pussy#spankable bottom#aussies#australia#brisbane#perth#adelaide#touch me#touch my body#lick my toes#touch your toes#blowjov#suck my tiddies#suckable nips#dick suckers#hook me up#passion#romantic#romance#mother#small dick humiliation#thicc as fuck#so fucking hot#what the fuck#mentally fucked#doggyfuck#doggy sex#standing doggy
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alpine really is just getting hit with like 15 years of built up cosmic karma this season because what the fuck do you mean their hospitality has a water leak the day before a grand prix?? hello???
#thats what you get for fucking with oscar and fernando#f1#formula 1#formula one#australia gp 2024#alpine f1#pierre gasly#esteban ocon
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very frustrating issue I keep encountering as an undiagnosed sick/disabled person.
$1 kofi doodles <- help me get a laptop and pay for medical bills. might actually help me get a diagnosis that way lol
downloadable stickers on my Etsy
#my art#sketch comic#vent comic#sketch#doodle#disability#chronic illness#centrelink#for the record: I WAS officially diagnosed with IST but my IST is now stabilised and im still disabled by other symptoms#also IST doesn't cause headaches severe neck pain or neurological issues#so yep back on the 'no diagnosis' hell ride again 🙃#also in Australia IST is not inherently considered a disability#our gov orgs make you prove your condition disables you#and since the IST isnt whats disabling me its Something Else Mysterious then im fucked basically lol
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i need hugh jackman so bad. like im eating dinner thinking about him. im seriously mentally ill.
#what the fuck#delete later#hugh jackman#girlblogging#wolverine#logan howlett#the greatest showman#australia 2008
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Belle wearing glasses is actually something that is so important to me
#hi how are you I’m crying over this <3#AUSTRALIA BATB PRODUCTION YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS#LOOK AT HER#SHE’S SO CUTE WHAT THE FUCK#GIVE BELLE READING GLASSES IN EVERY BATB PRODUCTION PLEASE AND THANK YOU#the costumes are also just so good!!!!#this is something so silly to get so happy and emotional over#but like#it’s my favorite princess and she’s wearing glasses like me and they serve an actual purpose for her!!!!!!!! it’s not just something silly#to be used as a transformation tool#AND IT MAKES SENSE THAT SHE’D NEED READING GLASSES#beauty and the beast#beauty and the beast Australia
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What happened to the damn ceasefire everyone believed would happen?
#What happened to the damn ceasefire everyone believed would happen?#palestine#gaza#rafah#all eyes on rafah#israel#israhell#free palestine#freepalastine🇵🇸#ceasefire#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#gaza genocide#gaza strip#gazaunderattack#free gaza#rafah under attack#save rafah#free rafah#palestinian genocide#save palestine#i stand with palestine
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wait. is it not normal for pills to be sugar coated
#just remembered when my bf had an ibuprofen from australia and he went#???? why is it sweet#and i went. what the fuck are you talking about#and im only now realising the possible correlation between the lack of coating#and the apparent need to not taste pills#i didnt even realise till then that the pills were anything coated
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GUYS. MOOSEN.
Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.
Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?
When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.
It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”
What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.
#funny#moose#moose rambles#moose blabber#animals#what#what the fuck#wait#how#wait what#okay#what the hell#satire#comedy#sarcasm#humor#profanity#yeet#moose are weird#what is the plural of moose#memes#shroomiememes#meme#tumblr memes#haha#lol#funny memes#earth is a deathworld#earth is space australia#earth is weird
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FUCK
BEEMER IMAGE FROM BRISBANE NIGHT TWO FIND POST HERE
#WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO#frank iero#mcr#my chemical romance#ray toro#gerard way#mikey way#mcr brisbane#mcr brisbane night 2#mcr australia
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