#WHAT ARE THEIR COLORS?!

[respectthepetty]

I'm patiently waiting for your next thirst post on Fadel update on the colours in The Heart Killers...but in the meantime I keep thinking about Style and Fadel's clothes at the end of ep 7 alongside Kant and the whole blue/yellow/green question.

Because if not green (or yellow), then why the green (and yellow) on Bison's shirt (along with his own red) at the beginning when he's all lovey-dovey with Kant and when he's burning the trophy, as well as the green lights behind him? (Alright, I accept there is also blue in the shirt).

And if not green (or yellow), then why the green light in Kant's bedroom? (the gif isn't from ep 7 but it's the same light)

And someone else pointed out (sorry I don't remember where I saw it) that Fadel's red shirt at the end is similar to Bison's red at the beginning of the series, when Fadel admonishes Bison for wearing such a flashy colour when they need to be lying low...and therefore why is Fadel now wearing a flashy colour when he definitely needs to be lying low?...

And so, if Bison is red and Fadel is wearing red at the end when he's worried about his brother and where he is...then why would Style be wearing green when he's worried about his bestie and where he is if Kant is not green? (Again, I'm ignoring the blue on Style's shirt).

Why, Pet, why?

I lusted too hard for Fadel this week, so every time I go to write my thirst colors post, I get stuck looking at him.

But I'm also lost in his eyes the colors.

Because I know Fadel is getting lighter because of love, but even if I accepted that Style really is a Blue Boy, why the red?

The shirt that Fadel took from Style was red.

And that could mean the red Fadel wears at the end would be for his love for Style, who I think is a Red Rascal.

Because next week, Style wears black, possibly because he is wearing Fadel's clothes, but also because he actually loves his Black Brooder.

Which is why he is making it clear that he likes the darker aspects of Fadel.

The same way Kant is wearing red now that he confessed he loves his murderous Red Rascal.

And I feel a Green Guy would be far cooler with "Be Gay, Do Crime" than a Blue Boy.

So I'm struggling writing the post because although I have been very confident that Fadel is a Black Brooder and Bison is a Red Rascal, I just don't trust that Style and Kant are Blue Boys.

But maybe that's where the "taming" comes in?

Gotta test their loyalty for the blue to emerge.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[waveoftheocean]

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[lemongogo]

mimics

[eydilily]

you just got to survive

[elvyn]

Stuck in the past

Jumping back into One Piece for a while, I wanted to draw something more halloween themed?

[bloomeng]

core 4 magical girl set finally reunited

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[brown-spider]

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is

[za1ka]

noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[sonykatzen]

pretty boy

[berrysquared]

I just think LDShadowLady’s husband joel sHOULD PUT HER ON THAT BILLBOARD IN HIS BASE I KNOW UR LURKING JOEL I KNOW UR SEEING THIS, PUT QUEEN ON THE BILLBOARD