#WEIRD!!! WEIRDOS!!!
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hauntsthenarrative · 1 month ago
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not having empathy for rich people is bullshit. sorry not sorry. you people are weird as fuck. 'i hope they felt like the palestinians felt when their houses burned down' have you ever thought that maybe no human is supposed to feel like that or go through that??? huh??? have you learned that maybe nothing this tragic should happen like ever, and when it does it's ALWAYS something to cry about no matter who it happens to??? you are disgusting.
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mischievous-thunder · 3 months ago
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The most flirtatious Logie Bear variant did use those words to mean whatever Wade wanted them to mean
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disgracefulthings · 4 months ago
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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!
Mobei-Jun: ...what?
Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!
Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born
Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed
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dapper-lil-arts · 5 months ago
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Ah the dichotomy of the Celestia family... The preps and the goths
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ixylle-d-from-the-stars · 1 year ago
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Deathworlders everywhere but in Space
This is sitting in my brain because I haven't seen anyone else do this, but take a second to think about this: There are other deathworlders in space, terrifying ones, huge monster orc things. They are massive and nightmarish and impossibly strong. So thats why humans stand out. Thats how we survive. Human's are terrifying because we aren't built for one biome, one climate or even one planet. We aren't necessarily the strongest or fastest or scariest looking, but we're built to survive fucking everything. What if other deathworlder's are almost always only made to survive in one climate? (similar to some of the most deadly predators on earth currently) All the other deathworlders are terrifying, yes, but the second they step off their planet they're weak. Massive aliens of hulking muscle but their planet's gravity is a lot lower than the standard, so they barely meet the average strength bar whenever they go outside their gravity zone. Aliens that have venomous spikes all over their body and look gnarly as shit but their venom has practically no effect on 99% of discovered intergalactic species. Deathworlders whose planet is the nether from minecraft IRl, but they can't survive in any other temperature for any amount of time because their body just can't handle the cold and regulate their temperate (or, vice versa for tundra species). Aquatic species that are kraken-like nightmares, giant sirens and deadly squid-like beings. But they can't leave their home at all, because theres a very specific chemical makeup of their water that isn't currently found within their life-span distance travel. Deathworlders that genuinely can barely survive off planet and are frail compared to even the most docile prey species whenever they have to travel. Their called deathworlders because going to their planet is certain death, but if they leave they'll be meeting death just as quickly. And then along come humans, and everyones like, oh, another deathworlder, nothing to worry abou- wait. These guys dont seem to loose any of their natural strength off planet... and their fast and strong... and- AND THEY CAN SURVIVE IN PRACTICALLY ANY CLIMATE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE??? HELLO? Oh and of course their predators. Of course most of their planet is completely uninhabitable for most of us. Mhm, yep. thats fair. Totally Basically, deathworlders are a thing, the more common 'terrifying alien monster' type, but their harmless because they can't survive like everyone else. They can't thrive like humans can. It scares the shit out of everyone for a wholeeeeee while, after all, no one ever expected a deathworlder that doesn't die.
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phantom-shell · 5 months ago
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Okay, Ford. Okay.
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caninescreations · 1 month ago
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"Stanley you're making accusations with circumstantial evidence. Anyways I think you may need to cut back a bit on the smoking, your blood tastes- tested positive for high cholesterol."
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butchsaint · 10 months ago
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it’s actually sick and twisted that harrowhark nonagesimus isn’t the most famous fictional character in the world. no one has ever had the same amount of creepy lesbian swag and no one ever will
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d0useding4s0line · 2 days ago
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sudaca-swag · 1 year ago
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the western world when a country is just a regular place where people live their regular lives and isnt built specifically as a tourist paradise for them to have fun at:
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lesbianralzarek · 5 months ago
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wyll's #1 sexual fantasy: being loved for who he is and assured that hes enough, even without his blade of frontiers persona
wyll's #2 sexual fantasy: being choked out by a minotaur
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candiewrapper · 11 months ago
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i want raw salmon with soy sauce
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rosieandthemoon · 2 months ago
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spookysalem13 · 7 months ago
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Stay weird my friends
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asexualjedi · 8 days ago
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It’s vital to me that cody and obiwan have a “whatver the fuck those two got going on” relationship. There’s certainly something happening there. No one knows. But it’s something.
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