#WE GOT A KENNY DEATH THO

[kuchipark]

We blocking the kyman tag with this one!

[idle-compy]

okie dokie!! here's my live reaction if anyone's interested

ep 1:

ooh a recap jwcc didn't have these

theyre little setup looks cozy comfy ngl

the roar competition 😭

DAMN KENJI ANGST STARTINF EARLY

BROUGHT UP CAMP CRETACEOUS

"has me feeling like my old man... like an 'ex-Kon'" KENJI

"isn't a little soon to be making jokes about ur deceased father" "nah"

kenji and this dang lettuce

risking it all for some potato chips omg

gotta give it to kenji he IS sneaky

THE YASAMMY PHOTO ❤️

these guys just been chatting for over a week but some screams during a little storm got the attention of the crew?? they're shit at they're jobs ok

omg that scene where ben and Darius are serving face for no reason

ik we've been seeing pics of it BUT THE WET HAIR ANIMATION MWAH MWAH

not rhem becoming ship hands

THE EGGGSSS

and the start of kenjis death wish GAAHHH

so much blood omg

THE GALLILIMUS SCENE NOOOO

mama... a majungasaurus behind you

darius saving that captains ass... and be tries to throw them overboard..

now darius with the death wish Jesus christ

oh this scene is animated super cool

not that mf just sliding in the crate

rip eggs pt 2

RIP KENJI PT 2 GODDAMNIT

Australian man coming in with the sense

kenji open up PLEASE

AND THERE SHE ISSSS

ep 2:

bens so desperate to charge that thing

oh so that's why he's keeping the secret that makes sense

poor ben tho imagine seeing that

yaz wondering if ANY of her friends are ok atp

ZAYNAAA

I thought the jacket removal would be later in the season hmm

ben is such a terrible secret keeper omg

not them ab to move these ppls pets

"baby bumpy ur in charge"

KENJI KISSIMF THE EGG

wait those stegos protect the farm I feel this setting up smth

i love this little gallilimus sm

geba was it??

SHE LEDT THE CASE EXPOSED AND OPEN??

kenji messing with darius they're such brothers

this woman's known yasammy for just a couple minutes and alr protecting them

BEN CLINVING THE TREE LIKE HED DO ON NUBLAR

and still no signal

yknow at least yaz is honest

camp fam doing what camp fam does best

"get out of here you off brand alligator!"

KENNI WITH THE DEATH WISHH

rising the stegosaures YES QUEENS

"but they're not our enemy any more than any animal is" preach

goddd bens so conflicted

you can see the pain in his face omggg you can tell he doesn't want to lie

ep 3:

BROOKLYNNNNNNN

RONNIE DID SAVE HERRR

THE HANDLER IN HER MEMORY

"as luck would have it ur my second amputation this week" ronnie omg

oh she's cryinggg 💔

FLASHBACKKKKKM

THE PARASAUROLOPHES oh she's visiting kenji

damn just driving thru em ok girl

VIDEO CALL MY BELOVED CHIDREN

NOOO DANIEL

at least we van see what they talked ab

yeah brooklynn call his ass out

ooohhh she's playing him isn't she

the lead up to the break up omg

SHE WAS TEXFINF HIS FATHER WHEN THEY BROKE UP

THE CASHHH

MEMORIES WITH DARIUS NLW

"something I need you to see" hmmmmmm

oh darius has fallen hard at this point

"if he loved you half as much as I do" DARIUS OH NO

oh he doesn't know how to save this GAAHH

"unless" DARIUS PLEASEEEEEEEEE SHES FRESH FROM A BREAK UP

yknow what idk if I'd be able to face her ahain after that either Jesus christ that was painful to watxh

OH THE WOODS SCENEEE

THE PERSON SHE WAS TALKING TO WAS HACKEDDDDDDD THIS WAS A SET UP

I mean I think we knew ir was a set up BUT NOT LILE THAT

THE RAPTORSSSSSSSSS

THE HANDLERRRR

the allosaurus saved her then got blamed for her death ??? 😭

I feel like ronnie being the other person she was talking to was so obvious but I'm glad it was confirmed

ahhhh the fake death confirmation

"I might have smth to take the edge off" ronnie pulled out alcohol I know it

TIME SKIPPP

"5 second rule"

honestly love that they're showing the process of her adapting to her new limb difference

ok she just changed her hair FAST bc wdym her funeral

nvm they must've held the funeral off bc her arm is healed

"maybe can we go see my friends and family?" What happened to that

"hey fam what's up?! notice anything different? it's the hair!" she's so unserious

EWWW ITS ONE OF THR EVIL DPW MEN

Can't remember if it's Jared or Jensen

"if they start causing problems I'll take care of em" talkimf ab her friends

so they weren't originally being hunted?? was that one theory ab ben snooping causing them to be right???

and in that moment brooklynn decided to remain dead didn't she

ooohhh she left ronnie

ep 4:

ooh a dln mission

OH FACE REVEAL

earnests little jiggy jig

MALTA

"it always lands in-" WHEREEEEE RONNIE WHERE

OOHHB BEN WATCHUNG WHAT THE DLN IS DOING

must've cauhjt up to the current timeline

also they must change clothes constantly throughout the season bc he's already in the grey tee

him debating messaging brooklynn omg

OH SHOOT HE SENT IT

Also brooklynns username??? Ester stone callback

ben debating leaving his friends to find brooklynn???

IS DARIUS CREATINF ANOTHER FIELD GUIDE

oooohhh sammy in the family feels I NEED TO KNOW WHAG BAPPENEEDDD

THE TRACKER

SOMETHJNF HAPPENINF TO THE DLN

"take em out to the field and wait for my signal" earnest are u ab to kill ppl

YAZ RUNNING FOR FUNSIES

Theyre definitely feeling like they were back on nublar

WHO JUST KIDNAPPED GEBA

KENJI WHAT IS THIS SONG

I missed u silly kenji tho

OH SLMEONE KNOCKED HIM OUT AND STOLE THE EGGS NO

brooklynn stays messing with ppl

YEAAHH HER SAVINF RHE CLEANINF CREW WE LOVE MORALS

she was talking to literally random ppl in the hang on scene??? after all my analyzing??

random man handled that well

HE CALLED HER SYD

UGLY CRYINF TO MSKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

"what did you want me to do?! fight rhem all off???? I only have one arm!!"

it is just bad thing after bad thjnf goodness

zayna joining them omggg they're 6 ahain

ooh brooklynn tricking his ass yes queen

oooh dubai

ep 5:

"well she needs to learn that sometimes life is a cruel mistress" "she's 14"

ben bringing up he and kenjis gyropshere accident omg

BROOKLYNMS ONLINE

not ben wrecking rhe boat

BENS USERNAME

bumpy_2015 CAN HE BE MORE OBVIOUS

Anyway BROOK GETTINF HIS MESSAGE???

"damning files" 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 /jjjj

ITS DADDYS GADDY

OOOHHH SHES PRETYY

is it the broker tho

I did not watxh dominion but she looks kinda like soyona santos

OOOHH BROOKLYNN FOHND A WAY IN

kenji and ben already beefing good lord

he is SUCH a terrible liar

WHYD KENJI END THE BRACHI SOUNDS LIKE THE KLIMPALOON

OOOH SOMETHJNF UNDER WATER

And now the brachis are spooked

IT IS SOYONA

RAPTOR

wow kenji risking hjs life again JESUS CHRIST MAN

all of their genuine looks of concern

that's a sick painting tho

"so much more precise than a whistle" soyona and handler beef

SOYONA KNOWS WHO SHE IS

OH SHE GOT OUT OF THERE

ig why they shared all those clips now bc tbjs is NOT playing out like I thought it would

to be so anti phone ben sure is attached to that phone

Sammy assuming bens gotta take a shit bc he ran off 😭

BROOKLYNN VIDEO CHATTINF HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMM

BROOKLUNN TELLINF HIM TO KEEP HER A SECRET LIKE HE ISNT CONFLICTED ENOUFHHHH

SHE DELWTWD HER ACXOUNT GAAAHAHHHHH

ep 6:

IS BEN HAVJNF A PANIC ATTACK

THEYRE STARTING RHE EP LIKE THIS???

oh ok it was a mini panic

now yaz has TWO boys to be worried about

"I think I need to tell you somethjng...?" He doesn't know what to do :((((

THE UDNERWATER CREATIRE

DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW DANGEROUS HIPPOS ARE

mangoes are the cure to all

KENJI REACHING HIS ARN INTO THE HIPPOS MOITH???

Not it eating the phone

OHHHB BROOKS CUTTINF EVERYONE OFF SHE BLOCKED RONNIE

they've talked ab pooping twice now omg

yaz throwing kenjis problems onto darius omfg

sammy has grown so attached to zayna

SAMMYS A VEGETARIAN

IS THAT A CORPSEEEEEEE

oh ben is in an absolute panic omg

OOOH YAZ KNOWS HES KEEPIMG SECRETS

"all my proof is gone! dissolving in the stomach of a weirdly aggressive beast!"

why is everyone just throwing stuff on yaz rn 😭

PTEROSAUR

OH SKMETHJNF FUCKINF ATE THE PTEROASUAR IMMEDIATELY

SUCHOMIMUS

OH HO HOBHOOOO BROOKLYNN HAS THE DINO LASER

KENJI WITH THE DEATH WISH

YAZ GETTING CHASED BY A HIPPO??? IS THAT JOW SHE ENDED UP ALOME

OH DARIUS AND KENJI DONT KNOW YAZ DIDNT GET ON THE OTHER BOAT

KENJI GOT INJUREDDD

OH YAZ GOT KNOCKED OUT

BROOKLYNN AND HER MANUPULATING

OH IS BROOKLYNN GONNA END UP IN AFRICA

KENJIS SHOULDER IS JUST CADUALLY DISLOCATED??

HE JUST POPPED IT BAXN INTO PLACE LIKE IT WAS NOTHINF?????

NOOO HE WAS AB TO OPEN UP

THEY LEFT YAZZZZZ

she passed out in such a slay position tho omg

ep 7:

ooohh this has gotta be the yaz ep all the reviews were talkimf ab

THEY AINR TURN AROUMD FOR HER YET???

oh well the suchonmimus won thag battle

YAZ GIRL RUN WHIKE HES SLEEPINT

maybe it's just me but the flashlight is not thag important

THE ANIMATIONNNNNN WE CAN SEE HER TREMBLING

"well look who it is, the kenjinator" "my main man benny" why are they so awkward

"heyyyyy how are u doing... champ?" "champ? what is this what are u doing" the dialogue is so funny

thus soeech??? darius u used to be so good at this

"ahhh!! my socks are soaked"

YAZ DID ALL THAT FOW THE FLASHLUGHT AND ITS DEAD?????

oh there it goes

AND THERES DIMORPJOFONS???

AND THE FLASHLIGHT FELL RIGHT TOWARDS TBE SUCHOMIMUS SOMEONR FIVE THIS GIRL A BREAK

KENJIS OPENIMG UP BUT AT WHAG COST

HE BLAMIMG HIMSELF FOR YAZZZ

"I don't know how much more I can take" KENJKIIIIIIII :((((

KENJI BEN HEART TO HEART I've waited years for this

"WHO YA TRYNA HIT SAM???" "LEAVE A REVIEW LATER"

LIONS

YAZ HE SEES U

OH FUCK HES GOT HER

YAZ GOOOO

ok the sucho left her alone

NOW SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH LIPNS????

WAIT WHAT JUST KILLED THE LION

MANUNGUSAURUS

"MOVE YOUR BUTTS"

SHIT ANOTHER STANDIFF

SUCHO JUST CADUALLY GOT KILLED ON SCREEN LIKE THAT??

this scene is so menacing

kenji in between the gfs 😭

YASAMMY HUG

BROOKLYNM TEYINF TO CALL BEN AND THE PJONES GONE

ep 8:

kenji being protective over yaz 😭

OH IS THIS THE EP KENJI FINDS OUT

"you are not leaving me behjnd!" zaynas so real

also love the continuation that other ppl can here secret talks

OH POOR LEASHED DINOS

kenni finally realizing what he's doing to himself 😭

KENJINA HUGGGG

bro activities is laying on the ground together

damn those chains were pathetic

why are they all going into suspiciously dark areas

IS THIS A DINO FREEZER??

OH NO ITS A GENETUCS LAB

oh zayna clocked him

OH THE SHIP CAPTAIN

OH CAPTAIN LANG JUST GKT JILLED OK

THIS SVENE IS SO WELL DONE?? SO OMINOUS

OH SOMETHINS DOWN THERE WITH THEMMMM

they'd make terrible cheerleaders

OH THAG POOR BABY HAS NO EYES

THIS PLACE IS CRUELLLL

THERES RHE PROMO IMAGE

GEBA BABY UR OK

DARIUS RUN

DARIUS IS STILL DOWN THERE JFC

OH HES HOLDIMG OMTO THE OUTSIFE

"I knew u didn't hate me!"

SHIT DARIUSSSSSSS

BENS IN AN INTERROGATION ROOM KENJI CAN SEE HIM THIS IS HOW HE FINDS OHT ISNT IT

IM SORRY HE SEES BROOKLYNN WALK IN ON BEN??!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

BROOKLYNMS HERE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?@??@?@

ohhhh this looks way wrong to kenji doesn't it

"She's alive? You knew?"

the interrogation set up eas an insane way to do thaf I loved it

ep 9:

I've been so drawn in on this ep I just realized I haven't been reviewing

anyway

BROOKLYNM SAVED THEM IN THE PIT THING

WILL WE GET TO FIND OT WHAT HAPPENED TO DARIUS

YEAH HE MADE IT

DAMN RHE OTHERS SAW HER TOOOO?!??!?!?!?!??

THIS MAN INTENTIONALLY CREATED THE EYELESS BARYONIX???? EVILLLLL

HE FED HER LIVE HUMANNNSSS?!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!

oh rip evil scientist man

OH WE HET TO HEAR BEN AND BROOKS WHOLE ARGUKMENT

"stop looking at me like that" :(((

ep 10:

FINALLEEEEE

fuck mu headphones are dying

BEN AND KENJI ANGST

OH SHIT KENJI BROKE THE GLASS WHAT IF HE HIT BENS FACE

OOHH KENJIS HURT

"after that we'll" "do something stupid? prpbably?" "probably"

EVIL SCIENTIST MAN LIVED???

omg are the acrociraptor and the baryonix communicating

YAY SCIENTIST MAN IS DEAD

oh kenjis trust is broken

BROOKLYNN HAVJNF TO HEAR HER FRIENDS SCREAM THIS IS CDUELL

WHEN WILL THRY REUINITEEE AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

ZAYNAS DAD TO THE RESCUE

SHES GOJNA BLOW IT UP AND KENJI AND VEN ARE SFILL IN THEREEEE

oh ok they drove their asses outta there

"nuh uh u don't get to talk" oh kenjis bitter

CONFRONTATIONNNNNNNNNNNN

ooohhh what's brooklynn gonna do

SHES LEABIFN THEM AND TAKIMG THE EGGGS???

SHE GAVE THEN BHNPYS EGG AND LEDT????????

THATS IT?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!??!

[eldritch-spouse]

lmao Vesper 😭😭😭

Ok wait for me I have new genius idea for crackass scapegoat!AU

Reader is the poor employee with a curse of being a magnet for Icons. They're trying their best, applying for the jobs in the most "human" spaces – but it's useless to try, it's only matter of time when they're meeting face to face with something very huge and demonic. They're not even trying, really. They're not even at some high position. They're just too unlucky to being the one who listens to all complaints and death threats... yet still very lucky to somehow remain alive after that.

After being kicked out from the theatre, their first honest job, they're totally broke. Underground casino? Yeah, yeah, shady. Sign them up!

Work is actually not so bad until some strange green giant scolds the shit out of them for "playing cheap" and almost brings them to that hot shithole– good thing he got distracted and the only thing poor employee lost are all their money and a job.

Damn, here we go again- Nothing could be wrong with working in a popular restaurant, yeah? Everyone gone through it-

Oh, how lucky they're to stay alive after that day when enormous snake woman decided to visit their modest establishment of a workplace. Their coworker, fellow waiter, is not so lucky tho. Poor Kenny.

With a generous amount of trauma, our scapegoat is escaping to something- something completely different, you know? They got a jackpot! Luck is TOTALLY on their side after all this suffering, how else you can explain that they got a job in that prestigious boutique?

... Well, let's say, they haven't break in tears only because of their lack of dignity at this point. That guy was marvelous, but he almost crashed them into the pulp with all his requirements- they're not even a designer, really....

Okay, maybe, they need to take a rest. Big rest. Take their stress out somewhere. Ikea, furniture store, bed section. Peace and love.

How it's even possible to be fired from a chill place like this? Oh, that's easy. Some buff dude built like a mountain just sorta appeared and fell asleep at the one of the biggest beds- and for some reason they fell asleep on their workplace while it happened. When they woke up tho, here was no one but a broken bed and complain in the customer's book.

That's it. That's a last nerve they had. They're escaping to the amusement park, to be the clown they are and being paid for it, as they deserve.

Only to be mocked by a guy with a fucking macaroni limbs. No, here was other people too, but he brought the greatest display of mockery and dishonour ever possible. Even their destroyed dignity somehow reanimated just to get beat down again.

...

Kalymir has zero idea why he woke up with a strong desire to go on the fucking "DOTA tournament" and tf it even means, but he already hyped up and ready to crush in-

After having to gamble at the same table as the Lord of Greed and nearly losing ownership of your soul.

After working at a restaurant good enough that the Queen of Gluttony unintentionally erotically fellated your entire body and made you feel like a twinkie.

After getting your department in IKEA utterly destroyed by the King of Sloth's insistence that he nap specifically in your section.

After having the King of Pride rip into you so viciously that you only wished you had been swallowed.

After having the King of Envy out-clown you.

And now, seeing what you can only guess is the King of Wrath well on his way to likely turn you into a stain on the wall...

You think of what could have been. Before this chain of horrid luck took over your life. In that one first job where you had to confront Vesper about his tendency for "group affections"-

Maybe you really should have just taken the deal and sucked him off.

[wendytestabrat]

the death of eric cartman rant #2: proof stan is the one who despises cartman, not kyle (FROM THE VAULT [2020])

In “The Death of Eric Cartman” when Stan, Kenny, and Kyle were all pissed at Cartman for eating the skins off of the KFC like this was when they realized Cartman went too far and they started questioning why they’re even friends with him in the first place. But I wanna point out how it was STAN who was the one who was pissed off the most about this, not Kyle. And yeah Stan had every right to be, bc earlier in the episode Cartman and the rest of the boys were over at Stan’s house. Cartman was a guest at Stan’s home and he ruined the kfc that he was looking forward to his mom bringing home. And I’ve said this before I think the reason why Cartman is friends with the group is mainly because of Kyle. I mean Stan is much better at ignoring Cartman and avoiding him and stuff but Kyle is the one who always keeps giving Cartman attention which makes Cartman think he can hang around them all he wants. So when Stan was like “why are we even friends with him anyways” Kyle is like “hello?! I’ve been saying this for years!1!1” but it’s like bitch it’s Kyle’s fault why they are friends with Cartman and he’s acting like all he’s been doing is innocently hating him just like Stan hates him. And then Stan is like “well it’s not like we’re nice to him we rip on him all the time” and Kyle goes “yeah but he thrives on that”. Which I found interesting bc it shows that Kyle actually does have awareness on how Cartman is and he knows that all this time they’ve really just been giving Cartman attention that he likes, Kyle just chooses to do it anyways because he likes to argue with Cartman and spend time with him. Stan was the one in this situation that actually came to the realization that they needed to just ignore him then to get him off their back. Kyle went along with it too but I think it was just Kyle being fake and trying to put on the show that he hates Cartman as usual. Bc we saw throughout the episode that Kyle was the one who had the hardest time actually trying to ignore Cartman and he was still paying attention to the things he was doing. But I think the reason why the group is friends with Cartman has just been because of Kyle, and Stan only tolerates Cartman because Stan is friends with Kyle. And I’m assuming Kenny is closest with Stan. So that’s how Kenny ended up around Cartman too even though they both don’t give a fuck about each other and Cartman says he hates Kenny all the time djsjjsks. And Kyle doesn’t like Kenny either.

update 2024: ok that last part aged badly bc we all know cartman & kenny are bffs i’m sorry. in all fairness tho this was before we got the episode “dikinbaus hot dogs” which showed cartman & kenny actually have a more positive friendship than we thought lol

[hatsunevitu]

man i LOVE kenman brotp (that goes along with kyman otp) so here’s an au

ok cw death

i was randomly thinking about an au where cartman got immortality too.

(idk how exactly tho, i think it had something to do with satan or jesus who wanted to teach cartman empathy and sympathy so he can understand how does it feel to live a life of less fortunate who suffer every day or smth like that)

so he got immortal and that’d be the funniest thing on earth because he definitely thought about it as a blessing, not a curse. because now he can do stupid things and not worry about it because he’ll just get back to life. and it’d save him a lot of time, he’d be like uhhhh going from school is sooooo long i guess i’ll just kill myself to respawn at home.

and that kinda helps kenny because for the first time he starts seeing his immortality as something remooootely positive?

and kenman are a partners in crimes brotp in this au because you can’t tell me cartman wouldn’t use their powers to rob banks and punish those he dislikes. and kenny just has to keep looking after cartman so he doesn’t kill himself too often.

(btw cartman TOTALLY would get killed in front of the guys on purpose once and recorded it on a video because he wanted to know their reaction and then he saw kyle literally almost CRYING and it made him feel kind of guilty… but he expected everyone to forget his death, like they forgot kenny’s, and so did happen, with one minor exception – kyle remembered… heheheh i’ll definitely write something about kyman in this au later)

anyway cartman convinces kenny that they can make BIIIG money if they use their superpower to rob a bank. kenny didn’t want to tempt the fate at first, but then cartman told him how he could save his family with the money and kenny finally agreed.

they’d be like:

kenny: (Now we divide the money we stole in half, equally, right?)

cartman: Actually, I think I deserve 60%, Kenny.

kenny: (What?! How come?)

cartman: I died twice during the mission!

kenny: (THAT’S BECAUSE YOU SHOT YOURSELF FOR FUN AND I HAD TO WASTE TWO HOURS TO WAIT FOR YOUR RETURN.)

cartman: I suffered more!

kenny: (Give me the money, asshole! We had a deal!)

cartman: Ugh, fine, fine. Take it, Poor Kid. Buy your sister a fucking doll, for all I care☹️

kenny would waste more time on calming cartman down than on actually doing crimes on the missions come on, ‘cause mf risks his life constantly due to his immortality.

he would come to a bank employee and start insulting and teasing him, and kenny would have to pull cartman away until this stupid ass got shot again.

cartman to the security guard: Ha! Try and stab me! Stab me, you pussy!!!

kenny, standing behind him with a threatening look: Do not.

AND ALSO KYMAN IN THIS AU because kyle does not remember kenny’s deaths but he DOES remember cartman’s so drama drama drama

and if cartman was immortal and kyle found out about it he’d get like super overprotective, because he doesn’t want to lose cartman forever just because this stupid asshole doesn’t take anything seriously and thinks that dying is fun.

so yep it’s basically brotp!kenman and kyman crime au and it’s been rotting my brain for like hours and now i want to write a fucking slowburn fanfic for 100k words.

[fox-from-fairytale]

I'm still in the middle of my replay, but I wanted to make one as well!

A (I don't like them): as stated, I don't like them, but the writing was so good they deserve their own little spot.

The cannibals are iconic, when I think about season one they come to my mind even before the stranger. Starving For Help is also one of my absolute favourite episodes of the four games.

Marlon is another great character. Done Running is spectacular thanks to him too, but this involves his death as well. He leaves pretty quickly, but he makes a real impact on the story, the VA did such an amazing job (like many others in the whole four games), and the sudden death by AJ's hand made my jaw drop. He makes you want more of him, but I don't think he had more to give. His whole arc was perfect to me. I don't like him tho lmao

C: I don't dislike these characters, but I don't really have strong feelings for them whatsoever.

Nick was wasted, just like the other characters of season 2, but if you save his life he completely disappears and I usually forget about him until his one line and then off screen death.

Ava would be ranked higher if I didn't connect her so much to David and the moment they take AJ away from Clem. I like her, she's cool, she's just in a weird spot for me in the game.

Since (for now) I never went for Violet, I don't really know Brody. She seems fine, but if you don't go fishing that's it.

Considering who are the type of characters I usually like, I'm surprised Minerva doesn't do it for me. Maybe, if we got more of her, I would have appreciated her more, but everything about her is just told to us by others, and with her we just fight.

Larry would be ranked lower, but he got charm coming out of his ass, so...

D: the ones I dislike.

David is well written, a great character, but I do find him obnoxious lmao but I'm glad he's in the game, because the whole dynamic with Javi is really good and he makes Javi's character more interesting. The problem with him is that certain scenes are a bit boring, especially the one where they are playing baseball.

Tripp is here because he seems to want to force Eleanor to reciprocate his feelings?? Dude, read the room. Of course she betrayed them, I would too if there was an asshole who insisted like that. Jeez

E: hhh

Sarita's whole personality is "I can fix him". That's it. She literally says so if you don't watch Kenny smash Carver's head.

Carlos at the beginning has such an ominous auras around him, and for no reason. He sucks as a father, and he sucks as a doctor.

Joan is boring. I can't take her seriously. She seems written by Disney lmao she pull all that shit in front of the town thinking it's a good idea for her image?

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Why??? Don’t drop this chapter means a high possibility of gojo being alive him yuta and yuji will fight against sukuna trusttttt

anon i’m literally in mourning rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 using this ask as an excuse to rant about this chapter because i’m bitter don’t mind me

(jjk chapter 249 spoilers under cut !!)

to be clear i’m not actually dropping the manga lol i could never but i am eerily tempted <333 this is the only time i’ve actually been upset w akutami (normally i’m his white knight)……. i just feel sooo disappointed? part of me still has hope but i just. ack. :’3

first of all!!! i 100% believe gojo is alive and will return, and also that yuji & yuuta will be able to get gumi back (not sure if that’ll end well tho lmao) so i’m not worried abt that!! and i’m very hyped for sukuna vs yuuta in general, yuuta’s domain is sooo fucking sick and perfect for him!!!!

to be perfectly clear!! i’m upset about this <33

…………… i was so convinced that kenny wouldn’t die but my hopes are almost completely crushed atp… this just Feels like a death moment yk?? and i’m so disappointed not ONLY because kenny is my favorite character but also because this is such an unsatisfactory conclusion for him. :( kenny has so much depth and he’s so important for the narrative, so the fact that we didn’t get a single inner thought from him in his dying moment is like. sacreligious to me. TO BE CLEAR i LOVE his last words and the fact that he mentions takaba (kenkaba stays on top <333) and he looks super good in this panel also… but his death still feels so out of nowhere and unfinished to me.

a part of me is still hoping that he’ll survive somehow, or that we’ll at least see more of him through flashbacks or some afterlife sequence or whatnot, but i kinda…. doubt it. and that irks me. like i’m sorry but to me this just feels out of character for kenny?? he just accepted his death??? really????? he literally spent a millenium planning the merger and culling game just to satisfy his curiousity and suddenly he’s fine with not seeing it?????? i had this whole theory that kenny would find meaning in death (since it’s something completely outside his control, which is explicitly what he was searching for all along) but we didn’t get a single inner thought. no look into what he feels except that he’s happy to have met takaba (which is really sweet and i cried but that’s besides the point)…..

AND THEN THERE’S ALSO HIS CONNECTION TO YUJI. really???? we’re never gonna see a confrontation between them???? yuji is never gonna learn that kenny is his fucking mom????? even if choso tells him or whatever it doesn’t feel conclusive. i’m just mad because it feels like gege had soooo much planned that he wasn’t able to execute because the manga industry is running him ragged and that just sucks :(((( like. hahhhhh….. i just really feel that a villain as wonderful AND as important as kenny deserves more than just a couple panels for his death. naoya got more than that. obviously he was gonna die at some point but i had such high hopes for his final scene and even though i adored his fight with takaba it doesn’t feel right for him to die here.

so as u can tell i am extremely upset <333 i’ll get over it soon and i still have just a tinyyy bit of hope that we’ll see more of kenny but i just feel… so let down by this. i’m gonna treasure the kenkaba panel forever and ever and (again) i LOVE his last words but i just can’t feel satisfied with his death. for now i’m just gonna wait until tcb translates the chapter because the translation i read was clunky…. but i kinda doubt it’ll change much T_T

[fishymariasdesign]

I've been a fan of South Park for months, so I'd like to...

Explain how I design South Park characters' eyes and why they ARE so special <3

(Upcoming South Park AU)

Normal (Common, no info to describe, it's ordinary)

Disabled (Unusual, for disabled kids only, also no info)

Adnormal (Rare, animal related such as dog, cat, etc.)

Supernatural (Epic, born with physical/mental ability)

????????? (Leslie Meyers)

From the start, we have Stan's gang:

Normal: Stan Marsh, Butters Stotch Abnormal: Kyle Broflovski Supernatural: Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick

` The word "Vulpes" refers to fox, and Kyle has fox eyes that he inherited from his mother, Sheila. In the Jersey episode, his mother and he have "jersey things", so I prefer that they can be symbolize to fox. Kyle also has an anger issue, as I've noticed in a few scenes where he's pissing off and shouting like foxes at each other.

` Cartman is savage in numerous episodes when he manipulates his planned target. However, his mother, Liane, is also a manipulator, but I'd classify her as a semi-manipulator because she appears to be a good person to simp but is the worst mother.

` Through the process of the more than a hundred deaths, Kenny seems to be an important person. He is immortal, as we are all aware, and he continually dying and reappearing again and again. While "almost" everyone have normal eye colors, I made him purple.

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Next, we have Craig's gang:

Normal: Tolkien Black, Clyde Donovan, Tweek Tweak Disabled: Jimmy Valmer Abnormal: Craig Tucker

` The word "Feline" refers to any type of cat, and Craig has cat/feline eyes that he inherited from his father, Thomas. In my style, the Tuckers with unique eyes are Thomas, Tricia, and Craig himself, which is very fascinating. Some species such as lions, tigers, leopards and more, those are Tuckers' outer personalites, but deep inside they're the partner's/spouse's little kittens (Not Tricia tho, she's already a kitten).

P.S. Laura and Tweek like it when they purr, they even buy some cat toys in order to have fun. Craig and Tricia are minors so they easily fall for the trick, but Thomas is old enough so it's a no.

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Finally, we have Wendy's group:

Normal: Nichole Daniels, Heidi Turner, Red McArthur Abnormal: Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens

` The word "Avian" refers to any type of bird, and Wendy has bird eyes that she inherited from her mother, Alexis. In the musical episode, I like when she's the first person who started singing, then the rest of other students joined. Wendy, on the other hand, has good bird eyesight and is able to detect details, such as in the list episode when she realizes the list is false.

P.S. It reminds me of some birds at my neighborhood that got captured, I joined with some kids to enjoy those birds singing.

` The word "Serpent" refers to snake, and Bebe has snake eyes that she inherited from her mother (It takes forever to decide which one of her parents is better for her to inherit, goddamnit). Why I choose her? "Serpent" can also use for the word "traitor". In the list episode, I really love the fact Bebe takes the antagonist vibe, which is surprised me. Some types such as vipers or retiles, those can be used for villain vibe sometimes. But in my opinion about her mother and herself, they generally friendly like ball pythons.

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Extra: I don't think I could do it for part 2 but there are some details I want to share:

` Cartman's, Clyde's and Heidi's mouth shape represent to my childhood cartoon, Doraemon. In other facts, it also represent the weight (Cartman already a fatso, Clyde is second but not that overweight, and Heidi is the last, luckily for her got the weight loss but still keeps that mouth shape).

` Fox, cat, bird, snake and some others DO have vertical pupils on the eyes. The horizontal pupils can't be seen in actual show, unless there's Imp Tweek who has goat eyes (from the first creek pic I drew), which can be appeared in the game lmao.

` We all know Butters got the scar from ninja weapons episode, so I won't draw Kyle with scar from "that ipad episode". Btw I DID draw Kyle with curly hair (but less), AIN'T NO WAY I draw him with straight hair so stfu!

` FUCKING HELL YEAH I FINALLY CAN DRAW JIMMY, CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ADORABLE!!! ... And also hilarious :)))

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[skaianet-rituals]

Angelic + demonic headmates (sp subsystem). Memories are specifically from Earth A, but alignment (usually) also applies to Earth B.

Key terms: fallen angels, ascended demons, deathspawn angels, deathspawn demons, Heavenspawn angels, Hellspawn demons, imps, sinners

Douchebag - Heavenspawn angel....Angel of end times and prophecy.

Kenny - deathspawn angel/immortal half human?....Likely some sort of half angel or fallen angel....immortality makes it confusing. Angel of death and rot.

Satan/Lucifer - Heavenspawn fallen angel/demon....The first fallen angel/demon...lol

Damien - Hellspawn demon/son of Satan/anti-christ.....Most timelines have Satan dying, and Damien taking over Hell. Familial relationship to Leslie.

Pip - deathspawn demon/*technically* a fallen angel.....Briefly made it to Heaven after death, but was pushed off the clouds before passing the gate...burned to death at the end of pocket's box, but later reforms.

Tweek - deathspawn demon/imp....Death by electric chair/executed around age 14-16 for murder of parents. Got to torture sinners.

Thomas - deathspawn demon/imp.....Death by suicide (shooting self) around age 16-17. Killed again during the bridge and Pocket's box, but reforms both times...Might have eventually ascended to angelic status?? Given the option to torture sinners, but declines.

Gregory - deathspawn demon/sinner (pride)....died on a field trip at age 11. Slipped on a banana peel, down the grand canyon (lmao)...Eventually ascends to angelic status.

Estella - deathspawn demon/sinner (wrath).....died around age 11. Poisoned by Steve (groomer/hired assassin).....Dies again during pocket's box, and revived by Rebecca as a (deathspawn) angel....but eventually dies again, turning back into a demon.

Pocket - deathspawn demon/sinner (greed)....died around age 10-12 of hepatitis B. Becomes a very dangerous force within Hell, and kills Satan. Damien locks him away within a cursed box.

Leslie - Hellspawn demon....most timelines have her posses a robo body (built by Estella and Terrance, on Earth A). Familial relationship to Damien.

Terrance - deathspawn demon/sinner (envy)....i wanna say he was crushed to death?? might also have some robo parts now who knows.

Jimmy - deathspawn demon/sinner (lust).....murdered by Pip, who was mind controlled by Estella. Develops glitch powers because of Leslie's influence.

Stan - deathspawn demon/sinner (sloth)....murdered either during or after pocket's box...theres also some memories of them being a puppyboy, but we think those are from Earth B.

Pete - deathspawn demon/imp....kidnapped and murdered around age 11-15, summoned back to Earth by Henri and Michael.

Firkle - Hellspawn demon....accidentally summoned to Earth along with Pete. Sorta adopted by the other goths.

Michael - Heavenspawn angel....high ranking, angel of fate and destiny. Henrietta's gaurdian angel.

Wendyl - Heavenspawn angel....high ranking, angel of justice and truth. Token's guardian angel.

Nichole - Heavenspawn angel....likely a guardian angel, but we can't remember yet-

Red - Heavenspawn fallen angel/demon....previously Bebe's guardian angel.

Bebe - deathspawn demon/sinner (gluttony)....likely dies during or right after pocket's box??

Rebecca - deathspawn angel....died of sickness (cancer?) Around age 10-11...Kyle's guardian angel.

Gary - deathspawn angel....died around age 13-15, hit by a car i think? Stan's guardian angel. Somehow never becomes a fallen angel tho? Even tho he probs should b??What bs r u pulling mormon boy...

Yentl - Heavenspawn angel....Eric's guardian angel.

[rwqv]

real i feel like mahitos defeat was so underwhelming... like that absolutely sick ass scene of the bunny and the wolf was so cool and then wtf ... he gets Eaten by kenny .... like ok what evverrrr just write the best written villain ive ever seen and then give him such an underwhelming death

brah i love noritoshi kamo why did his parents name him that he did nofing wrong ...... he was just a boy stressed out but he gets soooooooooo fine later in the manga .......

no like sometimes gege's writing is so amazing and sometimes its .. Interesting ..... like i dont think he should kill off all of the favorites just for kicks n giggles ... but it was a miracle bringing back my goat kugisaki

yess bro i agree they all have such cool powers like i would KILL for takaba's cursed technique i find everything funny ....

ur so right i dunno how he'll do it all in 5 chapters like i dont wanna go thru 200 something chapters just for like a fast forward to play or something .... but i rem,ember reading something about how gege apparently said that jjk would either end with everyone dying and yuji living, or everyone living and yuji dying which scares me cus nobaras back .... AND ALL THOSE SPECULATIONS ABOUT MEGUMI'S TIGER PARADE LIKE OH GODD NOOO MY ITAFUSHIII

NO LIKE ............. i hate naoyas personality bad booooo sexism boooooooo noooo terrible ... HOWEVER ................................ hes a little hot sorry

the lineart thing is so real like it looks traced even tho its my own art like i dont know how people do lineart without it looking weirddd .. and sugar baby gojo i luv him

everyone hated mahito for a reason!!! becuase hes a good villain and at least he kills because it is his nature as a curse. i loved the comparison that was drawn between him and yuji i felt like it was eye opening. i thought yuji would at least get to rip his skin off but noooo daddyjaku had to come in at the last moment and just... eat him??! that doesnt complete the cycle vro

I SAW THE THING ABOUT MEGUMIS TIGER PARADE THAT WAS SO SAD i think yujis death is inevitable though.... think about it

gojo was often compared to yuji and yuji + megumi and gojo + geto comparisons are prominent throughout the manga.. train scenes, personality, even like dynamics (gojo/yuji brings simplicity and fun into geto/megumis life while they bring the complexity of being human and not just being a killing machine... fleshing out each others characters, geto/megumi depression, gojo + geto becoming inhabited while yuji + megumi became vessels for sukuna, the trio vs. the other trio, gojo/yuji seen as the strongest in their respective senses while geto/megumi use other creatures (shikigami/cursed spirits), being underestimated but actually also extremely strong and i could go ON) but if gojo died in the great sukuna fight i think yuji will too. esp with the last words with his grandpa, plus the idea when he first fought the first special grade cursed spirit that he didnt want to die and he was going to die with regrets... i think gege might do the last stand of yuji and he will sacrifice himself for the greater good. seems like a way to end jjk to me

i bet u 2$ gege does a flashback to sukuna's heian era that shows him in his prime and shows his character and his sad backstory after sukuna gets defeated

if gojo gets revived i think there will be at least this one way as a possibility: he isnt the strongest anymore due to a binding vow or smth and he is content with living his life as he is weaker. its a trope i really hope doesnt happen with gojo but itd allow for his humanity to sink in more

i hate how gege just kills off his most beloved characters for fun. mei mei next please!

i think it would have been cool to explore some clan dynamics and how they used to work or something else bro please like youve got the whole gojo clan what happened with them???! gojos mom and dad are probably hotties and we wont get to see them

i totally get the shitty personality hottie in body tho thats relatable

but i guess this was all our jujutsu kaisen

[thebuttsmcgee]

I always feel 20× more tired than usual after each counseling appointment, and man. That's even more so today

[baambastic]

Thoughts on Battle of the Super Sons (major spoilers for the entire plot):

Grazer is great as Jon

Laura Bailey’s Lois is great

I don’t particularly care for Travis Willingham’s Clark. His Superman is fine, but his voice sounds wrong coming out of mild-mannered journalist Clark Kent.

Love the whole opening. Especially love the old comics-style (complete with benday dots) montage of Clark’s life up until Jon’s birth

Glad to see we’re skipping the complicated multiverse stuff

Jon immediately jumping to “cosplay” as the reason for the Superman costume under the bed has made my day

But also Clark why was it just under your bed. Presumably while you were on a League mission for two weeks.

“I don’t care that you’re sorry! I just want you to be here!” OOF

The child is very sad, but at least the cat’s alive!

Jon feels like an actual kid, constantly excited by all the superhero stuff

They mentioned Kon!

Oh wow this movie has blood in it. I’m a bit surprised, even with the age rating

Tom Kenny Penguin! Haven’t heard that since 2004

Troy Baker doesn’t really sound like he wants to be here

It’s not Super Sons if Damian doesn’t make me want to punt him out the nearest window at first

Damian continues his bad habit of pushing kids to their deaths in the Batcave.

They did not make Jon an uwu soft bean, and for that I am grateful. He dishes out sass equal to or greater than Damian’s.

Also Griffo really sold how Damian felt about being rejected by the Titans. Really solid

Griffo’s Damian voice sounds like Damian’s trying to copy Batman’s gruff voice. I like it

Why is Damian the only person in this movie who says Jon and not Jonathan?

BAT-COW!!!!

Using two members of each main young hero team (Teen Titans, TT2003, YJ Animated (not the ‘98 version bc of overlap with TT2003)) for the Teen Titans is an interesting idea

Kind of surprising that Ollie and J’onn are the only other League members we get to see on the Watchtower

Blue Beetle and Hawkman (and I think the Atom?) were also shown on Starro’s hitlist, so it’s weird that they’re nowhere to be seen

I still need to get my hands on a hoodie like Jon’s

Those students have really low standards for insults

Bruce Don’t Beat Up Your Son Challenge (success on technicality of mind control)

Also, really effective body horror for something so bloodless

Damian you big softy

More body horror. yay

I dunno why i’m surprised Damian suggested killing Lois

Yo they made Krypto scary. Nice

Jor-El why did you send them to the watchtower if you thought they were probably gonna die

Lois continues to be awesome

Nice to see you, J’onn. Too bad you don’t get to do anything.

The dynamic between Lois and Lex is always fun to watch

Interesting Starro design. A bit too spiky for my tastes tho

“I’ve eliminated all human-based problems on your planet.” “You’re going to eat the planet!” “Correct.” Love that

Aw, poor baby demon brat

Oh, I never thought I’d see the day that Lois Lane used a DIY flamethrower on Lex Luthor. Incredible

I question the decision to include two green-skinned shapeshifters in the same fight scene

Speaking of, that’s a really cool effect they’ve got on J’onn when he’s burning

Jesus. No punches pulled on the sons v dads fight

Batman got punched out by an 11-year-old farmboy. He’ll never live that down

Man, this evacuation scene is wholesome

“I don’t know” *pushes all the buttons*

This whole Starro burning scene is very visceral, I gotta say

Jon and Dami are adorable, even when they think they’re about to die

Superdad to the rescue, with Jon looking like he’s about to cry with relief

Bathug! (they’re so awkward lol)

Starro covered in charred flesh? No thanks, I’m good

I think that lake water might be one of the few 2D animated things in this movie

Even with the character development, Damian’s still a demon brat (positive)

Aw, he’s so excited to go to Jon’s game

“Gotham’s Billionaire Prince Bruce Wayne Spotted With Son Damian at Middle School Baseball Game in Smallville, Kansas”

“Still can’t fly” *pained groans can be heard from the ground below*

They really didn’t mention any of the other Bats, huh? That’s surprising.

I’m guessing, since Jon can actually control his powers, all that stuff with Kathy and the milk hasn’t happened here

Battle of the Super Sons was a ton of fun! It has good writing, good humor, good emotional moments, and is consistently nice to look at. Shame it’s only got a 6.7 on imdb. I honestly might prefer this over the original Super Sons comics run

[ziracona]

I can't believe Kenny never died and actually was taken into the realm by the entity then escaped. So wild of the team to do that crossover right haha. He's totally not dead though, totally.

I know, right??? I love that they really took a risk with that TWDG chapter, because it paid off SO WELL! Like, if you include the outfit skins instead of just the base survivors/full paragraph survivors, they added not one, not two, but TEN dlc survivors? I mean obvs they were right to make the default chapter two be Kenny and Lee, and I am in love with it, but I also really love that with so many dlc skins, I can fan interpret this to mean that hypothetically almost everyone I truly loved in the whole TWDG franchise got a second chance at life. It’s such a gift. :’-] Catch me on the 12 o’clock news snagging Florida Man a boat from the Entity’s ether so he and the world’s best dad can slit its belly open with the propeller and sail back home in time for their girl’s next birthday. 😭 You love you see it.

[psychewritesbs]

Chapter 187: Tokyo No. 2 Colony, pt. 6 - The first rule of Fight Club is...

I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God dammit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables. Slaves with white collars.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so that we can buy shit we don’t need. 

We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression.

Our Great War is a spiritual war.

Our Great Depression is our lives.

We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we will be millionaires and movie Gods and rockstars. 

But we won’t. We’re slowly learning that fact. 

And we’re very, very pissed off.

First rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

- Tyler Durden

Happy JJK Sunday!

So much adulting to do but like... fck yeah Tyler Durden Kin-chan!

Also, I don’t know if that quote has anything to do with what Gege is trying to convey but... what a great quote bahaha.

Let’s just say that I love that Gege is still writing about existentialism in this battle. 

But, above all, I love that he’s using Chuck Palahniuk’s brand of testosterone-driven existentialism. The kind that can only be experienced when you are fully in your body, feeling so alive that you can’t possibly keep your shirt on.

But like... why would you when you look this good?

And while I am loving the fan service mostly because I find it amusing that Gege looks like he’s enjoying himself drawing Hakari...

Above all, I can’t ignore that Hakari is carnal af.

He feels to me like someone that feels alive most when he’s turned on--and I don’t necessarily mean sexually (although there is something to be said of it). But rather, the rawness of being an emotional being and feeling alive in the moment.

And like... Ohlala, so much masculinity on display! 

Unlike Fight Club’s unreliable narrator and just like Tyler Durden, Hakari does not need the Ikea catalog to feel alive not me regretting buying all of that Ikea furniture that owns me and is sitting in a storage unit collecting dust. He’s turned his back on the established order and it’s rigid rules. 

Also, I am going to laugh if Hakari has been funding his Fight Club by selling soap to the shop where Panda, Maki, Inumaki and Yuta got part time jobs from that one bonus chapter.

As for Kashimo?

Pshhhh!

Another nut who validates and invigorates his existence through high stakes battles.

Why are they so cool tho?!

I don’t know about all y’all but I’m excited because they’re excited.

Kenny and Kashimo

So we get to see everyone’s favorite intergenerational body-hopping brain again. And to me, the most outstanding part about this exchange was the fact that Kashimo wishes he would have fought Kenny. 

It makes me wonder whether Kenny is strong no matter the body? Like how does this work? Does his soul’s information override the body’s? Or does he merge his soul with the body’s information?

Whatever the case, we get to see a bit of Kashimo who is on the verge of death. His only regret was not having had the opportunity to fight the strongest.

And so, they get a new chance at life. 

Another shot to get it right... whatever it is these ancient sorcerers are trying to get right.

Fighting for the sake of fighting.

Fighting for honor.

Fighting for vengeance.

Fighting to feel alive.

Ladies, gentleman and everyone in between who does not wish to be limited by the status quo’s limited definitions of “normalcy”...

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.

Happy JJK-Sunday!

Time to go back to my Marketing gig so that I can sell stuff that people do need to do their jobs that they hate so that they can buy stuff they don’t need so that I can pay for the storage unit where my Ikea furniture is stored.

[djmarinizelablog]

Inspired by this fanart

LH high school au where LH have been dating since middle school, yet aren't as lovey dovey as typical couples. They rather act, most of the time, like an old married couple (since they bicker a lot and sometimes they even got physical, tho playfully lol). They just got together spontaneously one day that any 3rd person won't really notice any changes.

When they got in high school, neither of them admit their relationship openly nor they are bothered to make efforts on hiding it. All their friends knew (mostly the vets) that they're only childhood best friends and are really really close like siblings🥴

And since the vets never knew LH's real relationship status but have noticed them subtle pinning (and the occasional jealousy—mostly levi lol), they had decided to play cupid and make LH "realize" their romantic feelings for one another

And then one day, nanaba (who had been so tired of their pinning asses and playing cupid) exasperately blurting to hange (who had been ranting something about what levi did or whatever),

"Why can't you just confess to him and be together already???”

Hange be lookin at her confusely, "Who says we aren't???”

ps: Idk if there's already a fic that has been written with a similar prompt tho i haven't encountered one at least (since im new to the fandome hehe) please recommend some LH high school aus too😁

Hi Anon, can I just redirect you to SOS? What you mentioned is pretty much the premise of the entire fic :))

Also, let me just promote @aimenkun's art here since you linked to it anyway hehe. Check out the art on Twitter as well!

Here's an excerpt from Chapter 10 of SOS to get you started:

Nobody talks for a while as they indulge themselves with all the turkey. The others are already getting a second round, having already forgotten all their worries just a few minutes back. However, Levi and Hange continue their death-staring at each other while the rest are eating. 

From the way Hange’s giving him the deadly stare, he can already imagine a scene where Hange is oh-so ready to tackle him to the ground as if they’re in a wrestling match, with Mike and Nanaba making bets, Erwin frowning, the freshmen trio worried, while Kenny's in the background offering them knives.

This is not going to work. Not with all this unnecessary distraction right now. It's now Levi's turn to deeply sigh.

But Kenny catches it and chuckles. "Well, this is new. Usually it's me and you doing the death-staring contest. What did you do this time, shorty?”

Levi lazily points his fork at Hange. “She started it.”

“M-me?” Hange stammers, almost choking on her potato. “Excuse me? What in the world did I even do wrong to you?”

Levi is pushing the potato absentmindedly on his plate. This is his pride talking. Something sinks deep inside him. He grits his teeth, unable to think of a comeback.

"I will apologize on behalf of my nephew," Kenny starts. "Sometimes he's just too proud to admit that he cares. His huge ego is compensating for his height. Isn’t that right?”

All his friends nod in agreement, slowly.

There is no winning here. Levi puts down his fork on the plate and huffs. He scans the room once more, feeling the tension, and starts, "I guess, there are some times... when I tend to be, uh… a little bit grouchy."

"You guess?"

"Some times?"

"A little bit?"

Mike, Nanaba, and Erwin have chimed in unison. 

He shoots his three blond friends a dirty look. "Oi, I'm trying to make an apology here."

Across the table, Hange is just sitting, her arms folded in front of her chest. "Well? Go on." 

Needless to say, she is still not impressed. 

Why can't he just let it go? What is he so desperately trying to prove? Is he even holding onto something? Or is he just afraid of letting go and taking a big leap of faith? Will Hange even forgive him? Can they still be friends? All these thoughts come crashing down his brain.

Levi starts again. "I just, I can't… I don't… shit, you are so… and I'm, fuck, where do I begin…"

Hange is dumbfounded.

"Is he even speaking in English?" Mike asks.

[gins-potter]

One Chicago Rewatch Extravaganza

01/03/22

Fire 1x22

Fire 1x23

Fire 1x24

Fire 2x01

PD 1x01

Fire 2x02

thoughts under the cut

Fire - 1x22 Leader’s Lead

you know i could have been happy with a casey/hallie endgame - they were hella cute

oh my god it’s scott eastwood!

and the chick who was almost burgess!

idk what it is about this call but like every single victim is such a dick - boden gets slapped, dawson gets accused of lying to someone else, it’s all just a lot

doctor hallie could step on me and i’d thank her tbh

shay’s standing there like “i’m so gay for doctor hallie” and i’m like BITCH SAME

OH MY GOD THE RED UNDIES ONE OF MY FAVE COMEDIC STORYLINES

mills spraying herrmann with the fire extinguisher lmao

gabby that is literally the most confusing analogy ever

i hope kelly helped this guy out who tara also fucked over

boden/herrmann = underrated friendship

this bitch just got into a car accident and she’s worried about her husband’s gonna find out she’s a hoe

yo this little kid - making me tear up every single time

i always forget how quickly the tara thing is resolved

hallie 😭😭😭

sevasey fighting to save hallie - my fucking hearttttttttttt

the way gabby just knows but let’s casey keep going with cpr anyway

that hug between mills and casey always fucking gets me

y’all i’m crying in the club

Fire - 1x23 Let Her Go

the fact that the cpd set changes *again* after this scene

also thank god we got miss trudy platt as our desk sergeant instead of this guy

look i love atwater of course but it is still so wild to me that we *almost* got scott eastwood

KICK HIS ASS FAKE BURGESS!

“she kicked me in the balls” “cry me a river”

they’re using pd’s credits music in the background of this random scene and it’s throwing me off lmao

you couldn’t pay me enough to jump into a sewer even if it was to save someone

“Did you see the lady on Oprah who got her face chewed off by a monkey?” “I did see that. And if it looks like it could take us, I'll tell her to keep it in the car.”

on the one hand i’m fully here for matt being petty and mean to voight, on the other hand it also might not be a good idea to piss of the guy investigating your girlfriend's murder

ATWATER!

Shaveride would have been the best chaotic parents tho

FIRST OFFICIAL CIGAR CHAT?!

death taxes and voight holding his gun with one hand

not to crackship but voight and antonio stand way too close and stare into each other’s eyes to be straight - just saying

“he be dead” GABBY

“keep putting yourself out there as dirty” BABE he literally is dirty

something i love about hallie’s memorial scene at molly’s is all the past victim’s that are there in the background - the original chicago shows up for chicago

Fire- 1x24 A Hell of a Ride

“don’t stop with the sex advice on my account” MATT

dang i will forever wish we’d gotten more casey/shay friendship

you know i just really enjoy this episode to the point where i don’t have a lot of thoughts on it

it’s just good

it’s dominated by one call but it’s constructed in such a nice way that you get resolutions for a bunch of different personal storylines

oh yeesh the plot thickens

i forgot how much shit was going on in this episode

you just got a fucking dead guard toppling out of a closet

severide: please just let me go to my boyfriend

WHY IS THIS GUY SO USELESS???

it’s like everyone who works at this prison is trying to be as difficult as possible

NOT CASEY VOLUNTEERING TO BE HIS HOSTAGE

THE DRAMA

I WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY WITH THE CASEY WHUMP

the things they say about the prisoners and they things they imply about them in this ep..... do not hold up

casey you so smart

i don’t think babies get taken out of the icu that quickly but i’ll let it slide because this is cute

“Day one: Little Kenny James Herrmann. It was kind of a rough one.  At least until you came along.  Bunch of us took some knocks today, but that's the way it goes sometimes. Might as well hear it now.  You came along and you made a lot of people really happy. Not just your old man.  You're a lucky guy. You were born into a really big family. A lot of people gonna have your back no matter what.  Like I said, it's not gonna be all sunshine and roses. But I can promise it's gonna be a hell of a ride.”

not them making shay and severide kenny’s godparents and then literally never show them interacting with him again

huh i never knew that two of the kids who play the herrmann boys are brothers in real life

lmao forgot mills thought about being a cop for a while

idk why but this season was obsessed with weirdly close close ups of the characters faces

hey it’s the line from meet us at molly’s intro!

aaaaaaaaaand renee’s back.... yay....

no i did really like her originally but this storyline was not it

why did she tell him on a random street tho pft

Fire - 2x01 A Problem House

shay in those sunnies - she’s so sexy

casey still looks like such a baby

i can’t believe how much he’s changed but then also not changed

random things i love, when they get to smash car windows so they can get to the hydrant

eugh mcleod

THIS BITCH

JAY

HE’S A BABY

and clarke!

man he really just disappeared off fire and then disappeared off med - rip

you know what this is another just really good episode that i don’t have a heap of thoughts on

i love how they didn’t just rely on wind sound affects, they needed to zoom in on the leaves being blown sideways

quickly realising that casey in danger is my kink

jeff just be like i don’t know nothing about nothing

rip heather

PD - 1x01 Stepping Stone

oh hey i got to the first episode of pd!

there is something so hilarious about the way voight slaps people

WILLHITE

also the husband we almost got as a character on med - rip him i guess

*trudy glares* “good morning sunshine” *trudy’s glare intensifies*

ah finally the actual pd set

“you don’t know a good thing when you see it” said while jay looks directly at erin, just saying

oh yeah this office used to actually be used for something other than random conversations

KIM BURGESS MY BELOVED

IT IS KIMBERLEY FUCKING BURGESS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

LOOK AT THIS BABY

IT’S MY BABY AND I LOVE HER

omfg forgot that bit about al just being there in the background and no one noticing him

“now more than ever we keep everything in house” not voight being shady from day dot

“tell me the truth so i can lie for you” iconic quote even if it is bullshit

not me watching someone get beheaded while i eat a cookie

i’m not saying voight and antonio are a married couple but they were just arguing about how to properly marinade a chicken

ADAM RUZEK INCOMING

oh my god i forgot platt sent burgess to get the ring in the very first episode

i miss this dynamic ngl

HERRMANN

oh my god baby ruzek

omfg they just shot the lock off, pretty sure that’s not allowed but alright

kim burgess i motherfucking love you

oh man thank god adam’s hair gets better from here

“i feel like a house husband” this linstead was something different huh?

“whats the deal between you and voight” “we went to prom together” SCREAM

‘watch yourself” PROTECTIVE JAY PROTECTIVE JAY PROTECTIVE JAY

kick his ass baby

i need to know more about flight attendant kim asap

KIM STANDING UP TO PLATT STEP ON ME WIFEY

we could have had a jules/erin friendship i am disappointed

this guy is such a dick - can’t believe he got jules killed just because he was a fucking petty dick

i never understood why erin went in the ambulance instead of antonio

holy crap jay came from fucking nowhere

for once i am totally on voight’s side, fucking kick his ass

man that pilot is so fucking crazy

so much shit is happening i love it

Fire - 2x02 Prove It

man griffin is such a little shit lmao

also fuck of mcleod

also i think i just realised that boden’s the only man i will accept a moustache on

JAY

shay being bad at sussing out lesbians even though she’s gay is such a mood though

atwater again!

it’s hella interesting that they clearly have atwater for the spin-off already but they don’t have burgess yet

I’M UP TO THE BIT WHERE MOCUH TALKS ABOUT HOW ALL TRUCKS SHOULD BE 5-MAN OR MORE!!! I’M FOREVER MAD THAT THEY PUT THAT IN AND THEN NOW WE HAVE 4 AND 3 MAN TRUCKS SUCH BULLSHIT.

HEATHER WAS DONE SO DIRTY!  She clearly loves her kids so much and then they do that to her in s10?  Bullshit.

i feel like renee always gets a little misrepresented in this situation, people always make it seem like she *knew* kelly wasn’t the father but lied anyway, when i always got the sense that she wasn’t sure either way but had hoped it was kelly’s - which is still fucked but slightly less so than if she’d known for sure

yo i don’t really like ingrid as a character but her actress is great, i’ll never forget her screaming for peter

lmao jay seems so fucking shady when he’s first introduced on fire

dang hadley you’re such a fucking freak