eldritch-spouse

[eldritch-spouse]

Such is life.

[eldritch-spouse]

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[Seriously, everytime you drop by you have a masterpiece ready, skdkskeme thenk you very much- 👌 These are perfect and very silly.]

[eldritch-spouse]

*holds up a mistletoe*

Uh oh! Mervin, we're under the mistletoe you know what that means.

[What if you had actually hung it up though? Put in some effort for the snob.]

He'd noticed it the moment he walked into the room.

How could he not? It's in his job to be hyperaware of his surroundings. Not to mention you didn't exactly elevate it that much, he's certain the tips of his horns would nudge the thing if he angled himself wrong.

This is amateurish, you're amateurish, which has become very charming to him over time.

That doesn't mean Mervin won't tease you, dangling just what you want right in front of you. He's standing just barely a centimeter under the mistletoe. Not even that.

" I don't think I am. " He doesn't even look up.

You make a face.

" I am not under the mistletoe, your vision is faulty. "

" Lying now, are we? " Although you quirk a brow, there's no hiding the irritation gnawing at you.

" Making baseless accusations, are we? " Mervin deliberately gets in your face for a moment, pointed fangs showing in a shit-eating grin only those of his kind can pull.

Just as he thinks you're about to throw a childish tantrum, the demon's face actually falls a little when all you do is turn away and storm off. Mervin doesn't get to even utter some kind of call before you're already back, measuring tape in hand.

His grin returns full-force. " And what is this all about? Ridiculous... "

" This- " You start, holding the tape up to what might be the rough center of the mistletoe, then carefully extending the tape downward. " Is about proving a point, Mervin. "

He laughs, an open and joyous sound. " Look at you! Just how desperate are you to kiss me?! "

All the response he gets is the warmth coming from your cheeks while you continue silently, too focused to spot the purple monster's tail wag playfully behind his rigid stance.

The tip of the tape lands almost pitifully on the end of his black shoe.

" See, you are under the mistletoe, I don't care how little, I was ri- "

Mervin doesn't let you finish, using your chin to anchor your head up and crashing thin lips on yours. It lasts longer than his usual displays of affection, but never enough for you.

When he parts, the demon admires your speechless look for a moment, swiping the tape out of your hand and humming some kind of tune to himself as he leaves the room.

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*Licks Mooncalf’s horns(or ears?)* (How does it taste?)

[Horns! He only has ears in the glamored form.]

They feel as if someone fit a sock of really thin satin over a hard enamel protrusion. It's not exactly a pleasant taste, in fact, there's a strange absence of it altogether.

Surprisingly, the fey isn't taken aback by your action. He hardly moves, eerily large eyes keeping perfect watch of your motions. It takes him a moment to calculate the possible reason behind your act -Aside from pure impulse- but he eventually straightens his back some.

" Ah Ah Ah! This one I know. " He pokes his own chest. " 'I licked it so it's mine', yes? "

Before you can either confirm or deny any intent, Mooncalf raises a freaky hand and snaps his fingers.

A sudden weight settles on your head.

You reach upwards, not needing a mirror to know that the fey has just decorated you with an identical set of horns.

" Rather nice, rather bold! " His head twitches from side to side, appraising his own handiwork. " As wished, yours to hold. "

[eldritch-spouse]

I feel like Zizz, Livius, and Queenie being together wouldn't be the worst outcome out there. Livius would have to copy two major sleepyheads, which might not be too difficult due to Zizz's influence, and Zizz can have two partners who match his sleepy habits.

Though it would be extremely hard for Livius to be in any type of polyamorous relationship due to his jealousy. Sorry if the idea is silly!

No no, it'd be a decent pairing all things considered.

Livius would typically be an enabler in most poly dynamics, but Zizz isn't just harder to read, he's less likely to impulsively crave things or become jealous of others.

This dynamic would be good for you in a number of ways. Livius is there when you're bored of Zizz's rather lethargic mannerisms, and Zizz is there to put a dampener on the other King's energy when he feels that Livius is exhausting you. Though, at times, he'll allow the other to exhaust you just so he can have an excuse to keep you both in bed.

Livius flip-flops between copying you and copying Zizz, usually according to what's more convenient. So, while he can be pretty overwhelming when he fixates on you, he'll be a lot easier to handle when he's modeling Zizz.

Sexually, there are times where you'll work the two demonlords while they sigh and coo over you, both happy to let you take charge and pick how pleasure will be shared. It's also very likely that Livius and you team up to almost cruelly overwhelm Zizz, successful enough to warrant the Sloth Icon's "revenge" in some future encounter. You can also get the best of both worlds when they chose to complement each other, with Zizz having a mostly passive role, and Livius squishing you between the two of them as his motions cause most of the friction.

Naturally, relations between Sloth and Envy have never been better! Flints and Jayde now spend a lot more time together too.

[eldritch-spouse]

I hope this wasn't answered before but what do baby slimes look like ? Are they just puddles with eyes ? And how does the birth happens for a human woman pregnant by a slime ?? 🤔

[Some of that probably was answered already, I just can't find it currently.]

When slimes are born, it's important to note that they're shapeless. Every slime tends to have a "default" mold that they acquire as they grow, but up until the first year or so, they're usually just a blob of loosely connected mass that stretches this way and that. The organs are a lot more visible in this state, and their eye(s) will also change locations at seemingly random intervals. A slime monster mom/dad can carry their baby within themselves in a small pouch-like pocket.

But it's also important to let their child interact with the world around them, so there also exist "containers". These are sort of like carriers, some transparent, some not, some are rounded others more squared, usually all decorated to encourage the baby to reach out and feel/handle things. Naturally, these containers need to be switched out and regularly cleaned, changed overtime to accompany the growth of the infant. As they grow, they'll need it less and less, building their immune system and acquiring their first shape.

Birthing a slime, as a human, is about as easy a birth as it gets. Considering your child will be a hybrid, it's not as if you don't feel anything, the dilations and contractions are still there, but since the baby isn't as solid, you're spared a lot of grief.

[eldritch-spouse]

Need Ludwig to slap my cooch 😔 hard

[You might be joking, but I seriously think pussy slapping/grabbing/squeezing is underrated and very hot.]

And that's something he'd like to do.

Given what Ludwig has endured in life and how much of his time has been spent on the surface, he's learned to do something that not many wrathful demons do, which is test the waters. He tests what you may or may not be willing to put up with sexually and silently takes notes.

That doesn't mean that Ludwing doesn't fantasize. Wildly, in fact. When he's at whatever new job he's gotten into, watching time trickle away, perhaps dealing with people that grind his nerves... He thinks about storming home to you, not even a greeting making it past your lips before Ludwig has sunk his claws onto your cunt through your underwear, dragging you to the nearest conveniently placed furniture to get the thoughts railed out of your head. The force of his grip would make you whine, of course, but he wonders if the dirty submission of being led by own genitals would secretly turn you on. Ludwig wants to see if you'd stop him from bending you over, swiping the fabric of your panties away and clapping a rough palm over your poor pussy.

He's no concubus, but when work drags on, when he's caught in a loop, he can only attempt to imagine the sounds you'd make as you try to guess if he's going to crash his hand on your throbbing pussy or slip his fingers inside to reward you.

He'd never admit how much his work hours are filled with daydreams of fucking you to sore tears.

[eldritch-spouse]

that you may twine your fingers with the void that claims his ribs and hold him in a manner so intimate Dorem shudders.

TIME OUT YOU CAN ACTUALLY TOUCH THAT!

Yes.

No one would blame you for thinking it's off the limit. This pitch black mass that obscures Dorem's torso seems smoky in quality at times, and it'll take a small eternity before he feels that you can touch it without sustaining considerable health consequences.

But as soon as you "dip" a finger into the supposedly hollow space beneath his first few twisted ribs, you'll find there's something dense in it, smooth, something that molds airily around your hand. Dorem can't tell you why it's there or when exactly it took root upon him to the extent it currently has, but he does theorize that it's yet another manifestation of his despicable acts. It's a poison.

He never expected your tentative exploration would rise anything within him. Many times has Dorem enveloped his own hand in the void of his torso and felt nothing but the briefest breeze of discomfort. A joke compared to how your touch makes him feel. Perhaps because you're so alive, so chaotically complex, it feels to him as if you're touching his entire body at once. Of course he shakes, of course his vision fails, of course he suddenly feels weightless and without footing.

He falls, hardly noticing he's clinging back at you. There's sparks of something beyond pleasure in him, beyond what you might consider the carnal.

Dorem doesn't like testing the waters regarding this. It shouldn't become something regular, in his opinion.

[eldritch-spouse]

making breg do an interpretive dance every time he wants to breed you

Alright, but prepare yourself because he'll get into it.

Breeder courtship mannerisms are all about showing off by striking contorted poses and displaying flexibility, not to mention the skin flickering. Breg immediately feels relieved when you tell him that he has to dance for you, because it's actually easier than preparing a nice dinner or trying to consistently flirt in a human-acceptable manner.

He can pull off some fascinating moves, actually. Probably not the kind that get you particularly hot under the collar, but it's still a show.

[eldritch-spouse]

Hey Pinnie!

If this question isn’t something you’re interested in answering I understand (or if it’s been answered before; I looked and couldn’t find it, but I may have just missed it), but I’ve wondered about it for a while;

I know Admin is designed to be as blank a slate as possible so the reader can insert themselves into her. That’s totally understandable, and a great system. But what about when the POV isn’t from Admin’s perspective? Like when the reader is Charm, or one of the TCE boy’s obsessions, or ESPECIALLY back during the “Gifted” series, and Admin is being interacted with as a character in her own right?

Do you have any physical traits you imagine her with when she’s a separate character (even if they’re vague, like “short” or “on the larger side”)? What about personality? There have been many iterations of Admin who act very differently- some kinder, some crueler, some more brainwashed while others are less- are any of those ones you consider more “canon” than the rest?

I ask mainly from a place of liking to write characters into this world that aren’t Admin, but do interact with her. I just wanted to know anything about the character of Admin before having a separate self-insert interact with her.

Don't worry! I can go into more detail if you want.

This might get long.

Physically, Admin as her own character looks like this. Though I don't necessarily mind if people want to put slightly different spins on her. She has the height of your average woman, appears to be somewhere in her 20s-early 30s, and is described as "doll-like" at times.

In self-insert!Admin asks, personality will vary according to the energy being used by the asker, thus creating the diversity you mention.

Psychologically, a lot of her attributes as an individual are overshadowed by her crazed, cultish devotion to Krulu. She lives and breathes for this siadar, and it's the most prominent aspect of her entire being. Who she was before is irrelevant. She comes off as secretive when, in reality, there's very little to hide from her part.

Admin is a composed, calculating and oftentimes cold person, who precedes most of her actions throughout her day by asking herself "Will my Lord approve of this?"/"Is this what my Lord asked of me?"/"Am I being productive to The Clergy's Eye?". Her morals, sense of empathy/sympathy and habits are entirely conditioned by the will of another being who she is unconditionally dependent on. Even her posture can vary wildly depending on what she's been ordered to do.

It's worth noting that, although coming off as apathetic and detached frequently, she's not incapable of friendliness or genuine affection, seen in the way she acts towards staff. In her mind's eye, anyone who devotes themself to Krulu is worth much more than the average Joe, and is deserving of care from her part. She considers the staff her closest allies and friends, seeking to reward them for their continued service. However, any tenderness she shows to staff is accompanied by ruthless punishment when considered just or ordered upon her. Admin views punishment as a positive element of her dynamic with the staff, believing it strengthens their bond to her and Krulu.

All relationships she has are marked by some kind of power imbalance, to the point where she might not tolerate being on the same level as someone else. It disorients her.

Some people have asked if Admin is in a romantic relationship with all the staff, and while I enjoy writing that sometimes, it's more probable that Admin doesn't consider any staff member her lover, but that she will use sex and romantic gestures as tools to further secure them in their vows of subservience to her Lord. This isn't to say that it's a chore for her, Admin is a monsterfucker and derives enjoyment from these encounters, which is separate from the euphoria of serving Krulu's will.

In the future, Admin, Belo and Krulu will form the closest thing to a couple in this dynamic. Though Belo will always view himself as inferior to both Krulu and his Lady.

Admin is considered creepy by more than a few people. This comes not from an appearance standpoint, but rather the way she tends to "space out" blankly from time to time. She's not truly distracted, more than likely having a conversation with Krulu. Other factors that contribute to her creepiness but aren't exclusive to her are the way she keeps her calm in the most chaotic of situations, the occasional manic breaking of her cool when she's brought to hysteric states (more often than not due to perceived rejections from Krulu or someone prompting her to lovingly rant about him), and the total indifference to how Krulu may choose to alter her current shape to his liking.

Her indifference towards what happens to other humans inside TCE is almost self-explanatory given her earlier description, though it's worth stressing again that she mirrors what Krulu thinks here too.

You don't feel bad about what happens to those of your kin when they're brought inside The Clergy because Krulu has helped you see the bigger picture. Because you're mentally distant enough to not even think of yourself as human anymore. Krulu certainly likes to exalt your nature as the only good lesser out there, the best of them all- [...]

Being that Admin has no true sense of identity which is separate from Krulu, rejection or outright being discarded by him wouldn't just drive her immediately insane, it would cause her to give up on life. Her purpose is to be his, and if Krulu sees no more use in her, then Admin failed, and her life is pointless.

There's nothing to return to because there's nothing left of her. She doesn't recognize her family, she doesn't truly remember where she's from or what she did before all this. The vague pieces of her past that remain are inconsequential experiences, Ludwig and his brothers. She acknowledges Ludwig has unresolved feelings towards her but doesn't care to feed them, because the past should remain the past- And seeking it out would get in the way of her current life.

[eldritch-spouse]

I got an idea! What if Vespers match was one of Nebul's pets, like one of the more obedient ones? Or maybe even Kalymir's match?

[Easily fixed on both scenarios.]

A pet is not Pearl. Nebul wouldn't have much of an issue parting ways with one. Pearl is a whole other messier matter that would drive him to desperately bargain with Krulu.

Vesper has absolutely no problem paying to have you in his hands. As far as he knows, The Clergy and Nebul have done him a great service by locating you! And since you're the obedient type, chances are you're relatively undamaged- Which is essential to his charitable mood in this situation. He bothers the wraith to learn what the undead has discovered about you already, and feels exceedingly confident you'll forget about your "Master" when you become a part of Vesper's life in Lust. Likewise, Nebul is happy to sell a pet to such a prestigious figure, feeling somewhat proud of himself. The King leaves with you, sending presents to the establishment later as thanks.

Kalymir demands to have you. He could pay for you, but he feels he has a right to you and shouldn't have to go through any processes. Perhaps you're obedient now, but to be his match, you certainly weren't before. He appreciates the scars all over your body but damn near throttles the wraith for extinguishing your fire- Which he'll fight to rekindle. Nebul does the smart thing here and simply gives you away. You're obedient, yes, but you would become troublesome for a less strong-willed owner. Kalymir has an agreement with Krulu, as do all Icons, but he would help you attempt to kill Nebul and possibly start a God-Icon conflict if you wanted to.

In both scenarios, Krulu is pleased to hand you over. Your presence was unimportant to him, but precious to both Icons. It's yet another act that tethers the Lords of Hell to him and will facilitate future manipulation.

[eldritch-spouse]

I know you said having kids with Vesper is nonexistent cus he's the Icon of Lust and he's allergic to minors. But hear me out:

What if on the unfortunate fate that Vesper finds his Queen, but she's a single mom with a kid and she refuses to abandon said kid? Would he just wait till the kid had left the nest or something? What's his plan if he has to face that scenario?

TW: Self-harm/Suicide attempt mentions; Emotional and physical abuse.

Vesper is a demonlord. For as much as many infernal residents can embody positive qualities and act fairly, demonlords act empathically mostly if it's convenient for them to do so. In the end, there's usually a selfish motive behind it.

Vesper gives you the choice to no longer presently be a part of your child's life. To perform this transition as smoothly as possible. Either you do it, or he has someone else remove the child from you, placing them either with a family member of choice or foster care. Both paths are incredibly traumatic to everyone involved except him, naturally.

Vesper doesn't have the patience to wait eighteen years or ten years or even just five.

You're right there. His Queen. Within easy reach. He won't deny the two of you the paradise that awaits! Not even for a second!

You made a mistake in the past, is what he tries to make you understand. Hearing your very own child be referred to as a "mistake" is enough to make you so furious you become feral, but it's the way the King sees things. He's not expecting you to completely forget your own offspring, but he does expect you to accept your new reality and understand that child is no longer within reach until they become an adult. You can talk to them and interact with them from a distance, only.

As an Icon of Carnality, Vesper doesn't have the faintest clue how deeply the ensuing depression will take root within you. He can only try to distract you, try to will it away by encouraging you to take solace in a myriad of pleasures of the flesh. His patience chipping away the more you refuse to move on, refuse to accept him, refuse to change for him!

Provided he has an inch of cooperation from your part, Vesper arranges meetings for you and your child. More than likely on another Ring of Hell, or in very specific locations on the surface. He's not present in the exact location, but he is around, as well as a sizable portion of guards. Although these meetings are often short and awkward, although your own child seems estranged and bitter about their situation, although you yourself feel as if constantly toeing the line of an emotional breakdown- It's contact. It's an attempt to meet you in the middle.

You'll still be punished for attempting to harm or end your own life in the face of these circumstances. Though there's now an added layer of poisonous manipulation, when Vesper asks you if you would be so cruel as to end your existence- Instead of waiting for your child to grow into an adult.

Can you say you really love them if you planned to die right now?

Total rejection of your current situation will result in Vesper constantly dangling the threat of taking the misery away, by keeping you near-constantly sedated with pheromones. You can't give into despair when all your brain is thinking about is the next lewd interaction.

Speaking of, this specific scenario will prompt Vesper to want to place his mark upon you much faster than usual. Immediately, actually. This is horrible, because it'll actively make you want to stay away from your child, due to physical revulsion reactions that you can't do anything to stop. Turning you into a concubus will ensure you just can't be anywhere near them at all. Not without deep sickness.

[eldritch-spouse]

Vespie, putting regular ass (heh) tree ornaments up your ass would be a smart or safe idea. You are endlessly talented but I think even *you* wouldn’t be able to make ‘I have shards of glass stuck in my anus’ sexy. How about some solid ones instead? (Not the same guy I just thought it was funny)

" What are you now, a paramedic? "

He rolls his eyes, like that's the most unattractive and killjoy response you could have to his unorthodox antics.

" Honey, our bodies are different. " Vesper begins, patronizing yet sugary. " You'd never survive most of the insertions I've taken, and I wouldn't allow you to perform such things in your current state. But my body has been sculpted for all things pleasurable, I can endure sizes, textures and pressures you wouldn't dream of... "

He twirls a glittery round bauble around his claws, crushing it in his grasp rather easily.

" Even if something were to break inside me, the most that would transpire is likely a tedious clean up process- And possibly a ruined orgasm. " He pauses, envisioning dark things. " Maybe an explosive one, I suppose it depends. "

You really wish that, if he won't take his own health into account, he could at least take the fees of property damage seriously.

[eldritch-spouse]

Krulu is admins Jojo stand.

I mean think about it, she can just summon him (his arms) to fight anybody.

Technically, if you squint, yes.

Though when Krulu's arms are summoned, it's less of a fight and more of a "How far can you throw a grown ass monster" competition.

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I genuinely love how unsettling Mooncalf looks. From his eyes, to the smile, his posture, everything in his design melds so well together. He has become one of the new parasites taking residency in my cranium and I couldn't be happier. If I saw him in his pathetic form I'd take him home with me thinking he's a harmless little fella that needs a home. ꒒ ০ ⌵ ୧ him ♡

Thenk you!

That's kind of the intended effect with his smaller form.

Uhuh.

Target someone less informed, ideally.

It's likely he'll make someone in the surroundings go mad over his influence and instill in them a great desperation to rid you of all things iron.

This will be painful, the person in question is crazed, very likely to just tear and pull at your body until all piercings are off. Mooncalf isn't too worried about the physical damage, he can fix that later.

Plus, it's a lesson that'll stick with you.

[eldritch-spouse]

Sick or not give me that black goo and drop dem drawls Vinnie 🗣🗣

You're going to have to fuck in some kind of tube, anon.

He'll die if he comes out of that suit. When it's a flare up day, it's a flare up day, you're getting a strap because his cock will be inconsistent.

Say what you want but it's kind of weird when you feel all the pressure of an erect and thick tendril become a pudgy mess practically oozing out of you. It's also quite embarrassing for Vinnel.

[eldritch-spouse]

Breg is such a good housewife but honestly I want to rob a house With him

He's already got experience for breaking in :)c

Incredibly dumb behavior that would no doubt bite you in the ass if you asked Breg, of all people, to tag along with you.

It's one thing to ask Fasma, he can pull a few stunts in spite of his age. It'll be a relatively quick encounter.

Breg will either get a guilty conscience mid-way or get too riled up and you'll have to deal with a murder.