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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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Also putting this here because my wife always has a place in this blog too.
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Watch as I probably draw him again someday, in a completely different style. :')
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Sorry for the late present but I got you some drinks for your birthday!
OHO, I WILL NOT DENY GETTING SLOSHED. Thenk you!!
So badly do I want to try the Fank-e one but I just know I'll start smelling colors and puking out of my skin pores.
I think the Belo one might be one of the safer choices? Anything made with angel parts is intense, but perhaps compared to the side-effects of the rest...
I wonder if Vinnel's is meant to look creamy.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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It is done
This image is so powerful.
It would launch any omega into the throes of an unstoppable heat.
I am not just the alpha, I am the sigma.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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How would Vorticia react with a queen that noticed she was gonna go into heat and spent the better part of the past few days making a nest big enough for her?
ALSO HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY I HOPE YOU AND SPLENDY HAD A GREAT TIME XFUXYRSYSFSUDSYZDUDSDUYRSRY))
[Thenk you! :>]
This is an endeavor, first of all.
You need the cooperation of most royal staff, and you also need to alert Vorticia's kids that a certain room is off-limits. All of them are adults, so there's no need to elaborate too much, they're usually gone from royal grounds around that time as well.
Eleri will volunteer to help you. They've known the Queen for longer, so it's easy for the imp to point out what types of fabrics and textures Vorticia prefers. They will also hand you things they think will complement the nest. It's pivotal to have Eleri on your side here, because they can effectively keep Vorticia away from that room and keep your (not so) little present hidden.
The Queen may find it a bit weird that you've suddenly started wearing blankets and certain cloths around the mansion, as if Hell wasn't hot enough on its own, so she'll fret over you in worries that you're getting sick. This fretting can turn more obsessive when her heat stars to kick in. Little does she know, you're putting traces of your scent in it just so the nest is more familiar to her.
You'll know Vorticia's heat has well and truly set in when everyone avoids her like the plague. They don't want to get eaten, naturally. You're the only one roaming the place openly, though it would be in your best interests not to get chased down, so simply stay in the room with the nest. The Queen will scent her way to it with flicking tongues.
In a rather vulnerable and hazy state, she'll immediately claim the nest and drag you into it happily, the excitement will probably lead to you getting immediately overwhelmed with her affection. The serpentine royal curls around you, her hands roam everywhere and press your warmth against her scales, trapping you in a ball of touches and kisses until the two of you are wet and sweaty with your first couple of romps.
Only then, after that wave of delight wears off, will she realize that you did this, for her. That it's a gift, that you cared enough for her comfort during her heat that you spent days preparing this.
Vorticia bursts out crying, which is probably very startling for you because chances are you've never seen this woman have a proper sob, but she's quick to assure you she's just very happy and grateful.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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How would Livius feel about their obsession that has a kink of being immobilized by his body?
He would sense this.
Livius is not like Vesper, he doesn't have an innate sixth sense that allows him to profile your every kink at a glance, but he is observant. And he's definitely not a virgin either. This demonlord's invasive nature has led him to poke and prod at many of his inconsistent bedwarmers, discovering some patterns his standard appearance produces. You're not the first to take a sexual interest in his flexibility, nor the stretchiness of his limbs. Be sure that Livius is extremely studious of your every reaction.
It wouldn't take the King very long to notice an unusual focus from your part when he reaches for distant objects or loops his arm several times around something he wants to keep a secure hold on. Immediately upon confirming that this is a facet of your sexuality, he has already devised many plans to torment you.
His behavior changes. Livius now favors teasing over reproducing your habits. For example, he won't match your walking pace, preferring to pick you up and keep you within criss-crossing loops of his arm instead. Have you noticed that he's been cuddling you in bed a lot more intensely? How it feels as if he always has to have something hold onto you or circling you? Is the way he squeezes you intentional? Is he trying to suffocate you? To trap you? Is he giggling at the way your thighs rub together from the sensation of his limbs all around your figure?
He explores this just as extensively as he explores other parts of your personality. If he covers your eyes, ears and mouth, will it cause your arousal to flare? If he adds his tongue to the mix, will you whine? If he tickles you, will you squirm and struggle and realize how helpless you are? What if Livius decides you shouldn't get to move during sex anymore? It's so much easier, he can just keep you nice and still, the only part of you that needs to be exposed is the hole he'll bury himself in. Well, if you didn't enjoy it you wouldn't be clenching this hard, hm?
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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Things that make me think of Vinnel.
[BOIOING GET PREGNANT BOIOING GET P-]
When Vinnel is having a reeeeally bad pain/consistency day, you get to play one of his favorite games- Strap In The Box!
You have to unwrap it yourself and see what you're dealing with that particular day.
Could be a mildly normal polkadotted dildo, could be a trial of might, could be a thing that vibrates so hard your teeth chatter, could be the dildo equivalent of a slinky, or there's no dildo at all and it's just a balloon he pops in your face. A knife if he intends to frighten you.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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Who would have the most sextoys, the biggest collection, Rinx or Vesper ? And who smells the best, Rinx or Cero ? Who would win a fight, Vorticia or Kalymir ? And who's the most unsettling for a human ? (My bet is on Livius 💀)
1) Vesper. Vesper wasn't exactly competing, but he does think it's very funny, to the point where he'll now hide certain parts of his collection from Rinx, to give him the false impression that the demonlord has surpassed him. It's like a secret joke. Even if Rinx wanted to claim the "quality over quantity" card, Vesper would still beat him, because he has intimate knowledge of what makes a sex toy good and what makes one excellent.
2) Cero. Pride is not to be messed with. Rinx has a plethora of perfumes, and he always smells strongly, there's a lot of diversity in his roster of fragnances and he makes sure not to stick to the same scent for too long. Cero has significantly less diversity, but all his fragnances are exclusive to him, made by producers who are kept anonymous, and are hard to replicate.
3) The thing with the Icons is that they're all at relatively the same level of power. This is part of what allows the Rings to be at relative peace, a rarity compared to Hell's political history. There's no clear answer to who would kill who.
4) Unsettling to look at? The title could go to Kalymir's gnarled face. Unsettling as in who inflicts the most fear? No clear answer, they can all effectively frighten their targets without much effort. Make no mistake, whichever one targets you will become your worst fear. Livius teeters on the uncanny valley of using what you know to frighten you, but the others are not to be undermined. Perhaps Livius scares humans more, in the sense that he's the one more likely to be out and about causing mischief.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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Imagine visiting the lust ring and getting a fine because you were wearing clothing.
Oh, the Rings can be less abrasive towards you if you're willing to try and play by their rules, for certain.
In Wrath, if you come out swinging and armed, you might be given a modicum more of respect (which doesn't mean you're safe, by any means). In Greed, give handsomely and you might be targeted in a gentler manner. There are small ways you can try to make your time in Hell more bearable.
Likewise, Lust, which is perpetually trying to seduce new bodies, will react to how you visit. Covered individuals who refuse to partake in any sort of carnal decadence are not just shunned, but ridiculed, harassed in much rougher manners. Anyone who sets foot upon the Ring naked on the other hand, is given discounts and treated pleasantly, especially if they allow residents to fondle and peep at them.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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My cuteness aggression for Patches is so bad I would literally take a chomp out of him
You wouldn't be the first to do it, in your defense.
Perhaps not out of overwhelming affection, Patches has had his head gnawed and bitten apart by plenty of enraged or hungry monsters. Sometimes even by the horses he attempts to use as mounts or simply care for. While both him and Stitches have a natural affinity to get along with the equine, some more aggressive or mischievous horse monsters like kelpies, the nuckelavee, mares and so on can often pull little tricks that make them harder to manage. One such is just casually ripping a chunk out of that veggie head.
Getting this type of behavior from you specifically just makes Patches wonder if other dullahans out there are perpetually experiencing head trauma as well, or if he's just particularly unlucky. Stitches often grotesquely enlarges his own mouth to pretend that he will tear a chunk out of your head in retaliation.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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If Zizz was dealing with a lover who was less than pleased with their situation and so tried to stay up and not sleep would he take the lazy route and just wait until they eventually succumb to their body’s limitations to show that even without lifting a finger they can’t escape him like that or just put them to sleep himself to show a different side of their helplessness in their situation?
You'll be treated to the worst of both worlds.
The first few times you pull this stunt and refuse to listen to his warnings, Zizz will force you to sleep. The first time is gentle, you'll gradually grow weaker, and he'll lay you on his bed. The following times will be a lot more jarring, with you simply blacking out and tumbling. You always wake up well-rested, but the experience is terrifying, instilling the idea that your conscious time is entirely in the King's hands from early on.
If you persist in trying to stay awake for as long as possible, Zizz allows you to. In fact, he now makes it so you can't fall asleep. It's not because of any outside factors, it's just that whenever you're beginning to doze off, your body fires off sparks of panic that'll keep you wide-eyed with a racing heart. If having your awake self instantly black out wasn't horrifying enough, then this slow torture will surely drive you to madness. Zizz isn't stupid however, he knows doing this for too long can and will damage you, if not kill you.
So, assuming that somehow your spirit isn't broken into minimal compliance by then, his last resort is to put you in deep, constant sleep. At that point in time, your behavior is no longer consequential in any way, you've become Zizz's doll, and you live in your dreams.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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I just know you've gotten your hands on the Creaking from Minecraft, haven't you (I also find it hot)
I saw your Warden art bro
I KNOW YOU WANNA FUCK THE TREE YOU PASTARD/lh
I HAVEN'T DRAWN THEM YET.
I have a wait list in my brain anon, before Creaking comes another plant-monster, Wormwood.
I will probably draw them at some point, so you're not wrong. It would fall into my usual patterns.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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I’d wax Breg simply because he doesn’t know what was going on and I’d find it amusing
This is another entirely valid and entertaining way to punish him for being a complete freak in public.
Presumably it'll make you cackle when his skin flares into its dark state every single time you rip the wax out.
You can tell everyone he's actually really hairy, you just wax him from head to toe.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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That single mom is going to have a heart attack when she sees Libby
It will be a very awkward tea party.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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CAN ANY OF YOUR GLUTTON CHARACTERS EAT MY WISDOM TEETH the extra teeth in the back of my mouth hurts so bad and the gum meat surrounding the new teeth are peeling and bleeding 😭 they can eat lightbulbs and asbestos my useless painful spare teeth shouldn't be a problem!
[Wisdom teeth suck. It's not even the pain for me, it's the fact that I've consistently chewed my own cheeks while eating so many times that I might as well eat the inside of my own mouth at this point.]
Gluttons can eat your teeth. Here's the thing though-
Many of them will take it as an invitation to dig into your mouth. Whether they attempt to remove your teeth cold turkey with a particularly strong tongue or just shove their fingers in there and scrape- The excitement often blinds them. Maybe only let them know about this when your wisdom teeth have already been removed.
Gluttons experience some teeth pain when they're smaller, as their already deadly set of natural weapons reaches its full potential. But after that? Usually there's hardly a problem. Eating is quite important, so their jaws and mouth structure are very compatible with whatever they've got going on. They'll knock teeth out and have them regrow in days or less, depending on rank. Which is why many of them react in horror when they hear you had to remove yours. Or that you wanted to. Yours don't grow back... That's incredibly sad.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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Weird Smash or Pass
The stands from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Like Star Platinum, The World, Silver Chariot, etc
There's more than a few I'd get freaky with, particularly Killer Queen (yeah I'm basic, sue me).
The World, Silver Chariot, Milagroman, Dirty Deeds (DDDC), Cream, C-Moon... There's genuinely so many.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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*holds up a pile of my drawings of my plushie designs to Tristalis*
"Could you make these please?"
There's a very stiff and challenging language barrier between you, but it's usually nothing a good game of charades can't fix, usually.
When you hold the drawings up to him, like a child presenting their parent with a brand new fridge-worthy drawing, long necks droop so three heads can examine them.
It takes Tristalis about .01 milliseconds to understand what they are.
" Ahh! " " Yes. " " Pattern? "
You're not given time to respond. Gloved fingers yank the top drawing from your hands as he swings his massive bag over to his front. He rummages around for more than a few seconds, yanking out a yarn skein, then another, and another. It takes a bit before you realize he's trying to match the colors of your drawing.
The lanky monster pulls you close to his side, patting you a few times so you understand you should stay put. Grabbing a silly pen, he starts scribbling numbers around every "piece" of your designs, rapidly chattering at you in a language you can't make heads or tails of.
All you do is nod, knowing there's a very high chance he'll have at least one of those plushies completed first thing next morning.
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eldritch-spouse · 2 days ago
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I gotta ask, has Rei ever done anything that involves being in an icy snow biome? ie; Countries with cold winters, or the Antarctic. If so what has/would he do?
And adding to that, what do your other characters think of the Cold winters compared to what They’re used to? (Going from intense heat of Hell to bone chilling cold)
What are their first reactions to it and do any of them like it, or dislike it? Are there any that can keep themselves warm despite the cold, or does the lack of fur give them an immediate reaction?
I have been very curious as to what your/their answer will be.
[Sometimes I think about the amount of time I pour into non-nsfw asks and laugh a little.]
Considering Rei has managed to lose an eye, both nipples, and a vast amount of his brain cells- Yes.
Most of these acts involve your typical gratuitous shock content like taking a swim in a body of water with a temperature that would have you screaming for divine mercy. As usual, wherever he goes, Rei fights the local population that rises to the challenge, so monsters who live in these biomes will appear in matches. He will use the biome's properties to create stunts and request other demons (or monsters who equally dislike cold temperatures) join him for endurance competitions.
Generally speaking, no demon enjoys colder temperatures. They can and will get used to life on the surface, after a decently long adaptation period where they might fall sick from to time or become somewhat depressed. High-rankers feel the effects of cold faster yet have a particularly shorter adaptation period (violent but short), as seen with Santi, who will walk practically naked wherever he's allowed to. Though even he would put on a turtleneck in extremely cold locations, or risk kicking the bucket from shock faster than a human.
Even the fuzzier demons, like Cornulus, will have a hard time here.
Now sure, you can make a case that maybe a sloth demon would last longer because their slower metabolism translates into a delayed response to extreme cold, but it also prevents them from generating heat as effectively as the others, so there goes that. His fuzzy limbs will not save him.
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