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[ink-ghoul]

I figured out how to fit Joel into the life series rhyme! /j

The sun, the stars, the moon, and mars, the earth below, above: pluto. But the final winner, newest by far… is the

MOTHERF*CKING CAR.

This is the stupidest thing I have ever done I am so sorry you have to see this

[ide4m4chine]

this thought from maomao breaks my heart. to me it implies either she thinks someone like jinshi is so incapable of caring about someone like her to the point of being unable to process the moment or she can't recognize when someone is worried about her. either way it makes me sad

[sahaquiel43]

[Spoilers] The fact that Ansbach is so SANE/level-headed likely proves Mohg was less crazy before....

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People fairly point out that even with Mohg being manipulated by Miquella, he still started a wacky gross blood cult, conducting all sorts of atrocities.

but I had a thought: Given the fact that Ansbach was one of Mohgs original knights, meaning he was likely there from the start, and what struck me is just how SANE & level-headed he is (I mean, he even doesn't blame us for killing Mohg). he isn't even Creepy like Varre.

the fact that he was his greatest knight is pretty thought provoking.

leads me to believe that Mohg's kingdom was less fucked before Miquella if someone as sane as Ansbach was one of his head honchos.

and if Mohg was already crazy, why would Ansbach be so compelled and Desperate to try and 1v1 Miquella, a demigod, to desperately try and save Mohg, that means that he probably saw the dynasty declining as Miquella's influence wrecked things. Not to mention that there aren't any pureblood knights running around in the base game... meaning that some kind of Decline happened that saw the knights get killed off.

its telling you need a pureblood knight medallion to see Mohg, but there aren't any pureblood knights around anymore....

maybe mohg's place is in such a bad state when we arrive because Mohg's gone off the deep end and has started to neglect things after being brainwashed, and underwent some sort of decline.

eitherway, Ansbach is a chad.

mohg mogh

[vulcanette]

INFORMATION/SOLUTION OF THE SHOWMEHOWTODANCEFOREVER CYPHER FROM THE SLEEP TOKEN DISCORD BELOW

[medievallight]

Every moment of her on screen was just something wild

[thewhalesheart]

ch 02 : p 21

could a spirit lose their way?

Prepare yourselves for rapid fire page uploads.. I’m multiple page uploads behind on here, and I apologize for my disappearance! I hope that the quick uploads today can make up for it!!

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[fancyfade]

Every Talia mention in the Boy Wonder Issue #2

anyway i can't tell if i'm reading too much wishful thinking into this, but this is the exact kind of angst i imagine damian would have with talia if she was written well.

like why isn't my mom in contact with me/ why isn't she here - when I assume she's not there because she wants to get him out of the league and has to deal with stuff (obviously this is like. not anywhere near confirmed canon for this specific AU at the point, so it could be wishful thinking).

but like. damian angsting over the lack of appropriate connection with talia* rather than her being a cold figure who demands that he kill people and give her only perfection/follow her plans exactly and doesn't love him as he is... MUCH better than angst about her killing him...

*which works even better in my headcanon where she tries to give him up to avoid him being raised in the league (but he's found anyway) like she did in son of the demon

[ivi-prism]

If I had a nickel for everytime time in a metroidvania there has been someone in a position of power that tried denying entropy and tried to cling to perpetuity and eternity just to doom all of those they say they had worked to save.

Id have two nickles which isn’t a lot BUT GODDAMN STOP SENDING SMALL PROTAGONISTS TO GO FIX IT IM THE ONE CONTROLLING THEM AND IS HARD AS FUCK

[lolli-popples]

First to die-

Last to die-

Different in so many ways.

But there was something they shared.

Both were entirely...

alone.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

As a continuation to my post about the DanDaDan crew not liking when a new member is added to the team.

1) Aira and Jiji’s first reaction to seeing Unji Zuma was to beat his ass. Then, even after everyone calmed down and Momo explained that Unji is on their side, Aira and Jiji still didn’t trust him.

2) Kouki Yukishiro was introduced as a minor villain. After she was defeated and brought into the group, it’s revealed she’s an old rival of Aira.

The one difference here is that in my original post, it was more about Momo and Okarun not liking it when new people joined the team. For Zuma and Kouki, it’s more centered on Aira.

[ink-ghoul]

he brought the shirtless calendar to s10 😭

[iridescentjellyfish]

honestly most of last defense academy's humor so far is. very kodaka but there's one bit in the demo that genuinely made me laugh my ass off and it's this

guards! fling that boy into the void.

[honeygrahambitch]

I rarely get obsessed with the things that I write but this line makes me go through all the feelings:

[sahaquiel43]

Imagine if the DLC ended with Morgott barging to avenge him...

Or at least a Margit projection if he's too busy in Leyndell.

after hearing the truth, he does one last courtesy to his estranged brother, Mohg, for his dignity.

you, margit/morgott, ansbach

[magic-injected-piece-of-metal]

i am so sorry.

[vvypern]

Injury