#the butts chronicles

[thebuttsmcgee]

literally got the most mad I've been in a bit

idk why the character creator decided "let's give them daddy issues on MAX LEVEL" when I was being made

[neurovamp]

loustat just enjoying each others company <3

[potsiefaerie]

I harassed a bunny yesterday so I could explain to @sister-hawk how big he was 😂

Results: bigger than expected

[thechthonicherbalist]

Assassmint

We cannot English. We're gay and European. For @medievalfantasyqueen - congratulations on doing a survive against the assassmints. xD You did well, here's your reward. <3 You gained a trophy wife himbo and his depressed boyfriend xD

[teethingpains]

For @valenfangs and @vampirefest day 2!

The prompts were blood kiss/lace and Obsession

[witchlingcirce]

Lily Collins as Clary Fairchild is actually insane casting bro… she was SO GOOD!! I deserved to see her do a city of glass movie

[owloo]

Oops blacked out and this appeared on my canvas

[bogslob]

KANE CHRONICLES DISNEY PLUS

KANE CHRONICLES DISNEY PLUSS

KANE CHRONICLES DISNEY PLUSSS

There is potential for demigods and magicians

[marimayscarlett]

Are we not gonna talk about a massive picture on the wall of Richard's ass in the video where Merlin is on the ground? 🤭

...you would think I'd notice something like this right away but I completely overlooked it 😄 But you're right! Nothing like a good butt poster of oneself in the living room:

Not only do we think he has a nice 🍑, Richard apparently thinks so too 😇

[thebuttsmcgee]

Ngl today bummed me out and I'm kinda like. Both emotionally and physically exhausted

But at least I got Clyde plush.

[18baal]

[viking-raider]

low key need you to write that story about Sy taking reader to get ribs.

Yeah! It would make a great addition to the Syverson Family Chronicles with Syverson Family War and now Lucky Bear. How Sy and "Sugar Butt" met, the wooing tactics of Austin Syverson fresh out of basic training or something.

Never know what the future holds!

[zombie-projects]

If you have ever read Old Yeller, you'll know that boars play a role in the plot. Boars that sharpen their tusks on stones. Well, when I read the book in fourth grade (it was a required read), my book had a typo. My boars didn't have tusks. They had tushes. Every instance of the word tusk was replaced by tush. I was very confused at how these pigs were sharpening their butts to use as weapons.

[runawaycarouselhorse]

[hedonist-aesthete]

I'd forgotten how antagonistic these two were at the start

[millkboxx]

I just ordered all of the Kane Chronicles and all of the Hero of Olympus Books… my bank account is suffering but my heart is dying out of happiness!!!!

I bought them as sets, so it’ll take awhile until they arrive- but who cares, at least I’ll have them soon hehe