#WATCH ME BARK

[greenorangevioletgrass]

thinking of doming dilf!art into oblivion. like imagine the power of like early twenties reader making 30s something art puddy in her hands. YA'LL like??? i just want to motorboat his big ass titties like my life depends on it! why does he have such majestic boobies like? ill bite them don't tempt me fr

nonny, whoever you are out there, you are a mind reader bc this is top tier and i legit also just did this last night lolll

it’s like any other night snuggling in bed, lying in his arms. a kiss turns into two, and turns into a full blown makeout. art runs hot, so his shirt was already off when he first got into bed. so you’re just there, stroking his dick. his nipples are so pink and pert and pretty, and it’s staring you in the face. you playfully nip him there, and his back arches. the sigh-moan-whimper combo he makes is obscene.

oh.

it’s soft and sweet as you suckle on him hungrily, lazily playing with his cock, still snuggled up to him while he begs you, “baby please, i want your pussy please…”

[skitskatdacat63]

"Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn" - Il Capitano

[kensatou]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[julykings]

25 today

[pepperdroneshitposting]

can we PLEASE talk about how Logan eats no matter what he's wearing 🗣🗣

[saeiken]

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[haminjago]

All might dressed as Jack skeleton, thoughts?

my honest reaction

[strawbubmint]

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final part! thank you all for enjoying my short and super self indulgent zosan comic :-)

[phddyke]

All credit for this joke goes to my fiancé, @raineseda .

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you are so whimsical i qant to check out this mdzs (..??) because of your whimsical nature thank you sorry im very high and your art moved me emotionally

This is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest thing someone has sent me, thank you.

[sanjiafterhours]

Favourite pre-timeskip Sanji moments

These are a few of my favourite pre ts sanji moments

(1) Baratie arc when sanji served fresh food for don krieg despite everyone telling him that krieg was notorious for betraying people. Sanji still served the food because of his value of "feeding the hungry no matter what"

(2) Sweet sanji preparing bentos for Luffy vivi and a special drink for Vivi's duck karoo so they can go explore the little garden island. Also packing and tying the lunches for the kids (luffy and karoo) by himself

(3) water 7 Sanji following his principle of "never waste food" while fighting CP7's ramen guy wanze (who had a full ramen armour and sanji cut his armour up and served the ramens all in different plates around the kitchen)

(4) thriller bark Sanji holding an unconscious nami up so she won't get injured while he takes all the hits from Absalom He's not just a simp, he genuinely cares for nami

(5) water 7 Sanji smoking a cigarette while spying and finding out sensitive government information

(6) Post enies lobby filler sanji crying throwing up stressing over finding out the right spices of a fried rice. He is a true chef at heart and has so much love for his craft

(7) post skypiea filler G-8 arc sanji when someone says he is better than all of the navy chefs and sanji cutely offers to give his recipes to them. He is so cute kind and humble

(8) sabaody sanji kicking the Celestial dragon knowing what'll happen and not giving a fuck anyway

(9) skypiea sanji being all big smiles and happy while showing conis the bento he has arranged for her and telling them how arranging food is an art (look at the little winged angel he put there as a representation for conis who has wings)

(10) Sanji leaving a message for nami in water 7, even in the dire situation they were in (usopp left, robin was abducted, they were all accused of murder) sanji being his usual cute loser self

[danahart]

somebody tell that bitch sebastian vettel that i fucking love him

[woofterror]

get me high and suck off a dildo thats sitting on my tdick... convince me its mine and make it feel so good while i hump stupidly into the base

[comatosebunny09]

The way Astarion seduces you with his eyes without really trying is just so…ugh.

Imagine trying to converse with him, but it’s the hardest thing because he looks at you with those bedroom eyes like he wants to devour you. And you’re like, I don’t want you to think I only want you for sex because I know that’s a sour subject for you, so you’ve been avoiding falling prey to his fleeting touches and honeyed words. You’ve worked your ass off to bring this relationship to fruition, and you’re not about to ruin it by being a hornball.

But, dammit all, if you’re not fighting against jumping his bones with your thighs squeezed together and your lip tucked between your teeth. Because those hooded eyes and that smirk do something to you. And he fucking knows he has you wrapped around his finger, and it’s only a matter of time until you cave.

[starleska]

i, um. i watched The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. and i may need medical attention 😳😳😳

[mike-milkyway]

Here's some thoughts I've been having about the ending of Thiller Bark as a luzosan shipper.

I just noticed how the luzo and zosan canon events in thriller bark are so close together, and its only more leverage for my luzosan delusions. I argue lusan in too because both Zoro and Sanji were fr arguing they should sacrifice in place of the other for their captain.

Though it's been talked about plenty, that whole exchange just shows their characters so well too:

> As I see it, Zoro is a man of his words, he swore to Luffy he'd never lose again in the Baratie arc, this to make both their dreams come true. Luffy is already hurt so he'll do what's in his power to protect him now and in the future. He's determined to live for Luffy.

> On the flip side, Sanji already sees a favour as a thing he doesn't deserve, so when someone "goes out of their way" to help him he repays them in a way someone who was taught to be loyal like a soldier, and to love with all he has. He's determined to die for Luffy.

They both have in common that they want to sacrifice, but it just doesn't sit right with Zoro that Sanji— even if he survives— would see Zoro allowing him to take the bullet as a confirmation of his destructive way of thinking. That's why I believe Zoro taking it made so much sense.

It just makes me ill how much Zoro and Sanji care about each other, and how committed they are to Luffy. You don't have to ship them, but by denying their bond and dumbing down the scene to "Zoro takes Luffy's pain because he's cool and Sanji was getting in the way of it." then you're just doing yourself a huge disservice.

One does not just write "You'll have to get yourselves another chef" next to the "nothing happened" scene just because 😭.