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greenorangevioletgrass · 5 months ago

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thinking of doming dilf!art into oblivion. like imagine the power of like early twenties reader making 30s something art puddy in her hands. YA'LL like??? i just want to motorboat his big ass titties like my life depends on it! why does he have such majestic boobies like? ill bite them don't tempt me fr

nonny, whoever you are out there, you are a mind reader bc this is top tier and i legit also just did this last night lolll

it’s like any other night snuggling in bed, lying in his arms. a kiss turns into two, and turns into a full blown makeout. art runs hot, so his shirt was already off when he first got into bed. so you’re just there, stroking his dick. his nipples are so pink and pert and pretty, and it’s staring you in the face. you playfully nip him there, and his back arches. the sigh-moan-whimper combo he makes is obscene.

oh.

it’s soft and sweet as you suckle on him hungrily, lazily playing with his cock, still snuggled up to him while he begs you, “baby please, i want your pussy please…”

#WATCH ME BARK #GAHHHH #art donaldson #art donaldson smut #art donaldson x reader #art donaldson imagine #mike faist #challengers fic #ava writes #ava rambles

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skitskatdacat63 · 3 months ago

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"Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn" - Il Capitano

#okay predicting rn: cryo claymore #GRRRRRRR HES SOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!#im ngl i didnt watch the rest of trailer cause man idgaf LMAO #i saw a glimpse of capitano on insta and was like SKIP SKIP SKIP WHERE IS HE #UGHHHHHHH HIS CLAW HANDSBARK BARK #is he smth abyss???????#he almost kinda reminds me of an abyss lector #that being said. mihoyo if you take off his mask i will commit crimes #but also kssing and bowing to you for the 8 or so secs we got of him #lol sry to my followers ik this isnt my usual content and also this prob isn great since i only rly gif irl #genshin impact #genshin #capitano #il capitano #catie.edits.

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kensatou · 7 months ago

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you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

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pepperdroneshitposting · 3 months ago

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can we PLEASE talk about how Logan eats no matter what he's wearing 🗣🗣

#pleASE GUYS #i am BARKING over that picture with the black jacket #TELL ME IM WRONG #i dont want to say it but if raving doesnt work out for him just go be a model buddy id still watch #formula 1 #f1 #logan sargeant #i KNOW i did not just spell racing with a v 😭😭

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saeiken · 1 year ago

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#one piece #roronoa zoro #zoro #thriller bark #op #my art #this was like. haunting me i made this the day after i watched that bit

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julykings · 2 months ago

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25 today

#today was gooood I woke up at 5 bc banjo was barking and then got cozy in bed with Winston and watched dinner in America while working on #an art project untilllll like 7:30 then showered and got ready for workkkkk - ran lab all morning and one of the students brought me a gift #got more work done on my pieceee then taught class which was actually chiller in comparison to how it normally is . which was still pretty #hectic. but my mood was good :-)#and Alex sent me flowers to be delivered during class 😭😭😭😭#just got home and am going to go to the gym before getting dinner with my love 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼#and ******** ***#hehehe

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haminjago · 2 months ago

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All might dressed as Jack skeleton, thoughts?

my honest reaction

#bnha all might #mha toshinori #my hero academia #toshinori yagi #all might #mha #yagi toshinori #mha fanart #bnha toshinori #boku no hero academia #need him to bite me #going feral #bark bark growl #jack skellington #how many aura points do i lose if i say I havent watching nightmare before christmas in its entirety

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strawbubmint · 3 months ago

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final part! thank you all for enjoying my short and super self indulgent zosan comic :-)

#finally done LOL #but yeah my hc is that these 2 pretty much confess after thriller bark and start dating from then on #then the wci thing happens and they get married sometime during wano #love these two dumbasses #sanji’s not great at saying i love you #he struggles with understanding that he’s so loved #but zoro knows what he’s trying to say cuz they know each other too well #ok that’s enough rambling from me #zosan #sanzo #one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji #black leg sanji #my art #mintyfreshart #also before anyone asks i haven’t watched wci yet but i do know a lot of sanji’s whole ordeal

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phddyke · 10 months ago

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All credit for this joke goes to my fiancé, @raineseda .

#she doesn’t even watch the show btw #they just worked out that this is their dynamic #it’s so funny too like vox ur barking up the wrong tree buddy #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #radio killed the video star #hellaverse #vivziepop #you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid #please if someone can draw. draw this 🙏🏻

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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you are so whimsical i qant to check out this mdzs (..??) because of your whimsical nature thank you sorry im very high and your art moved me emotionally

This is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest thing someone has sent me, thank you.

#ask #non-mdzs #I have a hunch you will not recall sending this to me but I wish to immortalize it.#The progression of me going 'aw' to 'barking with laughter' at the last bit of this message was a delight.#Oh man what to say about getting into MDZS...#I admit I'm probably low on the list of people who should be recommending it.#I enjoy it! But there are also a ton of different adaptations that each do a slightly different thing with the story and characters.#Personally I loved The Untamed (Netflix live action) for how campy the action was. It got emotional but really...It made me laugh.#And I love watching it with people because it also makes them laugh.#(The Untamed changes a lot of plot elements so it isn't looked upon very favourably by many fans. I love it as its own thing)#Don't get me wrong; it *is* a story with interesting things to say and I certainly have written tons of analysis on it.#But it's also a series I spent over a year making parody comics of. It comes from a place of love!#The audio drama is really good and I think it might be the best form of mdzs...however finding episodes is not easy.#The audio drama is also what I'm basing all these comics on!#There is a book (the primary source) An animated series and a comic to check out as well.#Someone probably has a better pitch and recommendation list than I do. I just make the funny comics.

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sanjiaftersex · 3 months ago

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Favourite pre-timeskip Sanji moments

These are a few of my favourite pre ts sanji moments

(1) Baratie arc when sanji served fresh food for don krieg despite everyone telling him that krieg was notorious for betraying people. Sanji still served the food because of his value of "feeding the hungry no matter what"

(2) Sweet sanji preparing bentos for Luffy vivi and a special drink for Vivi's duck karoo so they can go explore the little garden island. Also packing and tying the lunches for the kids (luffy and karoo) by himself

(3) water 7 Sanji following his principle of "never waste food" while fighting CP7's ramen guy wanze (who had a full ramen armour and sanji cut his armour up and served the ramens all in different plates around the kitchen)

(4) thriller bark Sanji holding an unconscious nami up so she won't get injured while he takes all the hits from Absalom He's not just a simp, he genuinely cares for nami

(5) water 7 Sanji smoking a cigarette while spying and finding out sensitive government information

(6) Post enies lobby filler sanji crying throwing up stressing over finding out the right spices of a fried rice. He is a true chef at heart and has so much love for his craft

(7) post skypiea filler G-8 arc sanji when someone says he is better than all of the navy chefs and sanji cutely offers to give his recipes to them. He is so cute kind and humble

(8) sabaody sanji kicking the Celestial dragon knowing what'll happen and not giving a fuck anyway

(9) skypiea sanji being all big smiles and happy while showing conis the bento he has arranged for her and telling them how arranging food is an art (look at the little winged angel he put there as a representation for conis who has wings)

(10) Sanji leaving a message for nami in water 7, even in the dire situation they were in (usopp left, robin was abducted, they were all accused of murder) sanji being his usual cute loser self

#honestly scratch this. every sanji moment is my favorite moment #these are the moments that arent as big or as talked about as ie. thriller bark or enies lobby sanji #it's about time we all come together to acknowledge and appreciate how charming perfect beautiful sanji is #i love sanji so much and it was hard choosing just 10. I'll soon start making favourite sanji moments thread for individual arcs #anyway lol #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #vinsmoke sanji #kuroashi no sanji #sanji #one piece #im currently watching Dressrosa and can yall tell i miss sanji so much #i miss him so much that i put everything on hold to finish Dressrosa and zou quickly so i can finally see him again #everyone: honey hes an anime character he's just one click away #me : *soft thump of my forehad against the window sill* when will my husband be back from the war #sanji moments

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danahart · 11 months ago

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somebody tell that bitch sebastian vettel that i fucking love him

#sebastian vettel #sv5 #f1 shitpost #formula one #if he tells me to bark i’ll ask him in what kind of breed #screaming crying wailing #i miss him sm and i didn’t even start watching f1 til this year #and beekeeper seb??? 🫠#fucking done for #f1 memes #also rate my tumblr header LMFAO

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comatosebunny09 · 1 year ago

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The way Astarion seduces you with his eyes without really trying is just so…ugh.

Imagine trying to converse with him, but it’s the hardest thing because he looks at you with those bedroom eyes like he wants to devour you. And you’re like, I don’t want you to think I only want you for sex because I know that’s a sour subject for you, so you’ve been avoiding falling prey to his fleeting touches and honeyed words. You’ve worked your ass off to bring this relationship to fruition, and you’re not about to ruin it by being a hornball.

But, dammit all, if you’re not fighting against jumping his bones with your thighs squeezed together and your lip tucked between your teeth. Because those hooded eyes and that smirk do something to you. And he fucking knows he has you wrapped around his finger, and it’s only a matter of time until you cave.

#is it just me?#and then watching all the tiktoks of him breaking the fourth wall #*barks*#just musing #astarion x reader

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chanrizard · 10 months ago

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