#the santa clause 3: the escape clause

[starleska]

ah yes. the two reasons to watch The Santa Clause franchise 😂💖

[erstwhile-punk-guerito]

[starleska]

omfg i love this headcanon, it's so cute!!! 🙈❄️ and you just know it drives Tooth Fairy mad because Jack always has that perfect shiny-white grin, pure as the driven snow!! 😂 it doesn't matter how much hot chocolate Jack chugs or how often he satisfies his sweet tooth, it never makes a dent in his smile. just another way Jack gets to feel quietly superior over a fellow Legendary Figure 😉

Jack has eaten just straight sugar cubes before, like right from the box like it's Cheez-its. It's both a habit he got from loving sweet things (what's sweeter then literal SUGAR) and because he loves to make the Tooth Fairy cringe as he pops like, 4 sugars cubes into his mouth and just stares at him the entre time

[slapstikcomedyentertainment]

The Santa Clause(s)

One of the sweetest and funniest scenes is when...

The Santafication process has begun! The 1994 film The Santa Clause has become a holiday classic ever since its release. Tim Allen, the charismatic lead actor, brings much with sarcasm to the role that results in classic scenes and lines for generations of laughs. The classic magic of the first film is believing, which is one of the many reasons it is so nostalgic for families. Of course, we…

[starleska]

my partner after i made them sit through the entirety of The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause just for Jack Frost 🙈❄️

[starleska]

headcanon hugely accepted!!! have we considered that he might have the fern-like shapes the legendary Jack Frost was said to breathe onto windows in the cold months? perhaps they're less tattoos, but more like scars or stretchmarks - white lines etched into the skin which shift and change with the seasons 👀

Jack Frost has white ink tattoos under that suit I just know it

[thesimpinquestion]

Jack Frost logo??

i made this last year and cannot recall whyy?? but heres a logo for Jack Frost

[incompleteloveletters]

[amidstthemists]

*to the tune of The Candyman Can*

Who can take a rainstorm?

Turn it into hail.

Make them big as golf balls, breaking windows ‘til they wail.

Jack Frost can.

Who can take a dew drop?

Turn it into to frost.

Take away the warmth until all hope and joy is lost.

Jack Frost can.

[starleska]

you are so welcome darling!!!!! 🥰💖 that is such a sweet and noble thing to do, and you excel at it, seriously. look at how many of us flock here for a fun, cosy time!! thank you so much, and i hope doing this continues to make you smile for a long time :3c aaaaaaa no way!!!!!!! SAME HAT F/O!!!!!!! 🙈❄️🙈❄️🙈❄️ you know, that doesn't surprise me in the least...you've got your fair share of powerful, magical, trickster-types... i think he fits somewhere in-between King Candy and Norm the Genie (the former who has had me down bad for years, and the latter of whom i am terrified to think about for more than a few minutes 😳). gahhh thank you so much for being so lovely about my deranged ramblings, he's really got me 😭💖💖💖 you say 'a few years ago'...but we all know how crushes can go dormant and come back full-force years later, don't we? try not to think about him too much...'tis the season, after all 😉❄️

you need to know i really do come onto your blog when i need a little stress detox 😭💖 you've cultivated such a lovely, friendly, warm space here for people to express their adoration, yourself included!! this is such a great environment and i bet you've helped dozens of people feel lovely about themselves and their fictional crushes. thank you for that 🥰

YOU ARE SO SWEET!!! 🥺 Thank you!! 💕💕

I try to keep this blog comforting for myself and others, because I use it mostly as a distraction from irl stuff, but it makes me happy that others (including you!!) can also feel comfortable here when visiting this blog!

Also I’ve been loving your posts about Jack Frost lately!! Because I use to have a BIG crush on that version from the third Santa Clause movie a few years back lol So I get it haha!! 🙈

[wendyliddel]

Whatever flaws The Santa Clause and its sequels may have, the original arrival at the North Pole is one of the greatest movie scenes ever, and I will die on that hill.

[starleska]

dude, it cracks me up that Jack is constantly drinking throughout the whole film. the first three drinks are all hot cocoa/'cocoaccinos' and the fourth is alcohol, probably whiskey...do you think he's drinking these to keep himself warm? 😭💔

[mrsriddlenott]

12 Days Of SmutMas

18+ Only!! My first Fic Event!!!!!

I am literally so excited to do this bc I wanted to do an October/Halloween event but didn’t have the time so I hope you guys are excited with meee!!!!

These fics will start coming out on the 5th and 6th, (I’m giving the first 4 days to see what requests I get), then every other day until Christmas Eve with the last one coming out on Christmas Day👏👏

[Requests Closed]

1. First Christmas ~ James Potter 12/5/23

Summary: You and James have your first Christmas in your new flat together. You two have fun buying new decorations and deciding where they’ll go while getting distracted in every room you put them in.

2. Christmas Movie Marathon ~ JJ Maybank 12/6/23

Summary: You, JJ, and the Pogues spend Christmas together in the chateau watching all your favorite holiday movies, until your mischievous boyfriend gets bored and wants to distract you as well.

3. Family Christmas ~ [closed] Theodore Nott & Mattheo Riddle 12/8/23

Summary: Theo brings you and Mattheo to his family’s Christmas dinner for the first time making you a nervous wreck, desperate to make a good impression. The boys notices your anxiety and decide to help you with your nerves in Theo’s bathroom before you eat with his family.

4. Santa Clause Is Coming To Town ~ Klaus Mikaelson 12/10/23

Summary: When Klaus mysteriously returns from New Orleans, the Mystic Falls gang worries about what he’s planning, though his only plan is to convince you to join him for Christmas in The Big Easy, by any means necessary. Starting with lavish gifts, attention, and affections, and ending with his mouth wherever you wish it.

5. Decorate With Me ~ [closed] Mattheo Riddle 12/12/23

Summary: Alpha!Mattheo is too lazy to decorate the house for the holiday’s, thinking it useless, you however entice him to decorate one thing at a time as you strip for him, teasing him and escaping his grasp until all that’s left to do is place the ornaments on the tree, leaving him to decorate you.

6. Secret Santa ~ bsf!Sirius Black 12/14/23

Summary: Sirius gets your name for Secret Santa and decides to prank you by having you open a dildo in front of all your friends. However, he’s shocked and flustered when you jokingly say you’re grateful and you’ll need it since your sex life is stale. In private, Sirius tells you he’d like to change that.

7. Stocking Stuffers ~ [closed] Mattheo Riddle & Theodore Nott 12/16/23

Summary: Insanely horny Mattheo and Theo help you decorate for Christmas in your cute holiday themed outfit and hear you refer to putting gifts in their stocking as needing to stuff their stockings, and can’t help but get distracted by the idea of stuffing your stickings with a gift too.

8. Scrooge ~ Rafe Cameron 12/18/23

Summary: Rafe never had much Christmas spirit, luckily his girlfriend absolutely had enough for both of them. Conflicts ensue as you attempt to get him festive, and when he wakes up in a sour mood on Christmas of all days, you’re not having it, giving him a Christmas gift from under the sheets that makes him the most jolly mother fucker in Tanneyhill.

9. You Ruined The Surprise ~ [closed] Anakin Skywalker 12/20/23

Summary: Emperor!Anakin walks in on you wrapping his gifts on Christmas Eve, making you fear the holiday to be ruined, but he reminds you he still gets to wait and unwrap his favorite gift under the tree, you. Leading to a long night of teasing until he can finally unwrap his gift in the morning.

10. Office Party ~ boss!Bucky Barnes x Reader 12/22/23

Summary: Your job’s annual Christmas party is approaching and for the first time since your recent divorce, you will be without a date. Unbeknownst to you your boss and mentor will be facing the same issue, leading to an unforeseen Christmas gift with many consequences.

11. Gingerbread Men ~ [closed] Lorenzo Berkshire 12/24/23

Summary: Dark!Enzo happily helps you decorate your Christmas cookies, laughing as you decorate gingerbread men to look like each other to eat. Enzo jokes that your homemade cookie tastes amazing but no where near as good as the real you, leading to kitchen shenanigans.

12. Christmas In Bed ~ 🎄🎁 12/25/23

Your Last Gift Will Be Opened On Christmas Day☺️😁

Please send Character Requests from any universe 👇below👇 for any of the prompts that are free. I am better at writing m&f smut but I am entirely welcome to any other pairing if I think I’m capable of writing it, poly couples are welcome!!

- HP Universe (any era, fanon&canon characters)

- TVD Universe (any of the 3 series’ characters)

- TWD Universe (main&FTWD characters pref.)

- Outer Banks

- The Umbrella Academy

- Star Wars (main&prequel trilogy pref.)

- Teen Wolf

- Stranger Things (will not write for the main kids)

- Supernatural

- MCU

Requests for this event are open until all free prompts are filled. Please include what relationship the character will have with the reader and the number of the prompt you want them to fill!!

- My Relationship/Smut Request Guidelines -

✅Best Friend x Reader

✅Bsf’s Sibling & Sibling’s Bsf x Reader

✅Friends W/ Benefits

✅New Step Sibling x Reader

✅Teacher/Professor x 18+ Reader

✅Alpha x Omega

✅Dominant x Submissive (hard&soft smut, I’m not good at writing Dom reader but I will try)

✅Power Imbalance (examples: boss,leader,blackmail,corruption kink, etc.)

✅Dark!Character x Reader (examples: obsessed,possessive,criminal, etc.)

❌Real Ince$t

❌Be$tiality

❌Minor x Adult

❌Non/Dub Consent

❌Cheating on or with Reader

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[starleska]

awww you are so welcome!! i mean every word, your art really does just give a lovely little honey-glow 🥰💖 year-round festive cheer!! and that is so nice of you, thank you so much 🥺🥺 it's an honour to add Jack to the collection, and thank you for your blessing - i think i've got frostbite 🥶💖 ahhh i look forward to hearing what you come up with!! doubtless it will be both fitting and adorable 🙈💖 yessss you're so right!!!! it's also my great joy to affect that love in other people - being a touch of a Character Propagandist, one might say. given how starved Jack is for attention, i think he'd appreciate it 😉 d'aww thank you so much!! i may well need to, the lore in this series is DECEPTIVELY deep 😂😂 i'm having a blast looking through all of the Santa Clause Posts of Christmas Past on here - you guys are archivists!!! 🎅🎄🤶

MERRILY!!! it's a pleasure to meet you 🥰💖 i can only apologise for being another one of those festive interlopers on a franchise you adore year-round 🙈 but your adoration for Bernard has made me smile so much today!!! i'm a chronic selfshipper with too many fictional blorbos to count, but seeing you have a blast with your lovely elf has made me feel a whole lot less embarrassed about crushing on Jack Frost 😳❄️ i have to ask - do you have a ship name for yourself and Bernard? i'm sure there are lots of fun Christmastime puns to be had 👀

ahhh hello hello star, nice to meet you too you are just the sweetest!! the tags you left on my art touched my heart fr, just absolutely made my day! 🥺💜💜 and your love for your fictional lil guys makes me happy as well I love when ppl are dedicated to self shipping I think it's so cute! ☺️💜💜

im actually currently trying to brainstorm a ship name but I'm not sure yet, it's just on the tip of my tongue! stick around to see what I come up with I suppose lol 😅

but YES you have my full support in your love for jack, what's great about a more niche interest like the santa clause is our lil blorbos feel more personal don't they? ^^ and if you ever need to know anything at all about this series I'm your gal haha, but yes welcome and it's a pleasure to meet you!! ☺️💕

[newbatmanfan19]

What I think the Batfams favorite Christmas movies are:

Bruce: Annie

Dick: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Babs: Krampus

Helena: The Nativity Story

Jason: Die Hard

Tim: Home Alone

Steph: A Smoky Mountain Christmas

Cass: The Nutcracker (obviously)

Damian: Klaus

Duke: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (you could not waterboard this information out of him. If anyone asks, it’s Elf.)

[moviehealthcommunity]

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The 40-Year-Old Virgin 80 for Brady Abominable American Fiction Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Away From Her A Bad Moms Christmas The Ballad of Buster Scruggs The Beguiled The Big Sick The Bikeriders Billy Madison Book Club: The Next Chapter The Breakfast Club Casablanca Challengers Cheaper by the Dozen (2022) The Christmas Chronicles A Christmas Story Christmas Christopher Robin Cinderella (2015) Clerks Cocaine Bear Coco Coming to America Crazy Rich Asians Crimson Peak Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Cyrano Daddy's Home Daddy's Home 2 Dear Evan Hansen Dirty Dancing Dogma Dolores Claiborne Downhill Downton Abbey Drive My Car Eight Crazy Nights Eileen Elemental Elf Enemy Ever After: A Cinderella Story Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile The Fighting Preacher Five Feet Apart Gladiator Going in Style The Goldfinch Good Will Hunting Green Book Heretic The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug The Hurt Locker The Hustle I Don't Know How She Does It The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild IF In Bruges Instant Family Interview with the Vampire It Ends with Us It's a Wonderful Life Jojo Rabbit Kimi Knives Out Last Christmas The Laundromat Little Women (2019) Lizzie Logan Lucky The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Luca Lying and Stealing Ma Rainey's Black Bottom A Madea Christmas Madea's Family Reunion Madea's Witness Protection Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Mallrats A Man Called Otto The Many Saints of Newark Marriage Story Mary Poppins Returns Mary Queen of Scots Mean Girls (2004) The Menu Miracle of 34th Street (1994) Misery Monty Python's Life of Brian Mrs. Doubtfire The Muppet Christmas Carol Muppet Treasure Island Murder Mystery Next Goal Wins Night at the Museum Office Space On the Basis of Sex Origin Pan's Labyrinth Past Lives The Perfection The Polar Express The Power of the Dog A Prayer Before Dawn Psycho (1960) Psycho (1998) Pulp Fiction The Report The Rhythm Section Rise of the Planet of the Apes Roma The Room Rudy The Santa Clause The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause Sasquatch Sunset Seven Psychopaths The Shallows Shanghai Noon Shaun the Sheep Movie The Shining Shrek the Third Smokey and the Bandit Son In Law Spencer The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Three Thousand Years of Longing Ticket to Paradise Uncut Gems United 93 West Side Story (1961) The Whale Windfall The Wizard of Oz Women Talking Won't You Be My Neighbor? Worth Zombieland: Double Tap The Zone of Interest