#the santa clause 3: the escape clause

[bernard-the-head-elf]

something my santa clause peoples may enjoy...the full recording of jack's north pole song!!

@starleska pst pst merrily here to pester you again, thought you might like 👀

[businesscasualart]

Merry Christmas Eve my dear friend!!! (i hope the timezone is right 🙈) i hope you are having the most fantastic and relaxing time!! here - a very small snowman 🥰

HEHEHE AWWW! THANK YOU! THAT SNOWMAN IS SO PRECIOUS AND SO TINY!!! You did get the right timezone! It’s been a wonderful Christmas! Or Frostmas 👀 I still need to see those movies, but it’s not too late to watch them yet!

It was a great Christmas! Made tons of treats! Played games with the family!

The family liked the gifts I gave em, I liked what they gave me! I’ve got the Austin Powers Trilogy now! I’m showing it to you like an Animal Crossing character who just caught a fish!

I’ve also gotten some nice trousers, a groovy shirt, and REAL comfy artistic heels…that no one intended for me to put all together. My family thought it’d be hideous but I put em on anyway, looked in the mirror, and (thanks to you and your immaculate taste,💕) I know of at least 19 blorbos who’d pull this outfit off in a heartbeat, 💖 and where there’s a blorbo, there’s a way! I thought of them and I looked at me and knew only thing I needed to pull this off was an excess of frankly undeserved confidence. I pushed my hips out, pushed my shoulders back, took up a big arrogant grin, hyped myself up, and took long strides and heavy steps out down the hallway to show the family. It was unanimous that I had actually managed to make this a great outfit, and the resounding theory on why was my, and I quote, “sheer audacity”. 😂

When I need to make an outfit good, imaging every greasy, outdated, arrogant, beautiful man in fictional history and trying to match their confidence tends to do the trick.

The only con today was that my heels disintegrated in like, two hours. 😔 But maybe I can get a better pair. And even if I can’t, well, I can draw myself in em!….if I can figure out how to draw heels properly.

I think I definitely missed your timezone, I hope you’ve had a wonderful Christmas too! Or…Frostmas~

it’s rushed, not perfect, and not quite consistent in style but I uhhhhhh drew you a lil something on a whim 👀👉👈 I once again forgot to look once again for references of your persona. Also I am not super familiar with Martin Short or Jack Frost outside of your posts, but any beautiful 5’6 man in wonderfully tailored clothes I’d kill (or…perhaps…kith…) to steal for myself is welcome on this blog <3

I was getting nervous about how that drawing was turning out, and perhaps I’d get too nervous to post it, if I didn’t have my little artistic cousin who just got her first tablet and drawing app leaning over my shoulder periodically going “:O!!!! HOW DO YOU DRAW LIKE THAT!! How do you draw people and cartoons so good!!!!!!!” Which was very sweet <33333 and gave me the audacity to post that little Jack Frost and his Winter Star (get it? Because the ship name is-) staying warm…cold….comfortable on an icy day <3

[dreams-on-silver-screens]

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)

[des2dream]

A Daydreamer's Holiday Movie Marathon: The Santa Clause 3's The Escape Clause

Christmas may be over, but the holiday season still marches on! Today, we have The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause that released in 2006. Scott Calvin (a.k.a. Santa Claus) is thrilled that his new wife, Carol (now Mrs. Claus) will be having a baby soon, but Carol is wishing she could see her family for this special occasion. Scott decides to invite her parents over to The North Pole, but they'll have to disguise the area as Canada to keep from revealing his identity as Santa. Meanwhile, the Council of Legendary Figures (consisting of Mother Nature, Father Time, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, Cupid, Sandman, and Santa) are addressing a punishment for Jack Frost for promoting himself during the holiday season and Jack insists on engaging in community service by helping Santa disguise The North Pole as Canada. As Scott brings Carol's parents over, he is accompanied by his son Charlie, his ex wife Laura, her new husband Niel, and their daughter Lucy whose always dreamed of going to The North Pole. Little did anyone know, Jack had a few tricks of his sleeve by creating enough problems for Scott to be tempted to engage in The Escape Clause which allows for the current Santa to wish he'd never become Santa at all by holding his special snowglobe so he could steal Scott's job and become the new jolly man.

So, here's my story with The Santa Clause franchise. I saw the first three films backwards. The Escape Clause was actually the first film out of the three that I saw and I loved it very much. I still do to this day. It's on my list of holiday films for a reason. I love how whimsical The North Pole looks! I love how adorable the elves are! I love Scott's magical snowglobe room! I love The Council of Legendary Figures! I love Jack Frost as a villain! I love how adorable Lucy is with her enthusiasm and innocence! I love Scott's building relationship with his family as each film goes by! It grows even more so with Carol being pregnant and getting her parents' blessing. This film is also filled with funny moments. I can't help but laugh once I've seen them. I feel like as these films progress, we get more of the magical world Scott has found himself in and it even expands on the Disney Plus series as well. If any of you are fans of The Santa Clause and haven't seen this film yet, it wouldn't hurt to try it out.....Maybe watch the films in order, though.

[anotheremetophobiablog]

SAFE

Potential triggers

[erstwhile-punk-guerito]

[starleska]

dude, it cracks me up that Jack is constantly drinking throughout the whole film. the first three drinks are all hot cocoa/'cocoaccinos' and the fourth is alcohol, probably whiskey...do you think he's drinking these to keep himself warm? 😭💔

[starleska]

ah yes. the two reasons to watch The Santa Clause franchise 😂💖

[thesimpinquestion]

Jack Frost logo??

i made this last year and cannot recall whyy?? but heres a logo for Jack Frost

[lmelodie]

Scrolling on pinterest when I get jumpscared by THIS MAN

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

[timallenicons]

Tim Allen as Scott Calvin in The Santa Clause 3

[amidstthemists]

*to the tune of The Candyman Can*

Who can take a rainstorm?

Turn it into hail.

Make them big as golf balls, breaking windows ‘til they wail.

Jack Frost can.

Who can take a dew drop?

Turn it into to frost.

Take away the warmth until all hope and joy is lost.

Jack Frost can.

[starleska]

omfg i love this headcanon, it's so cute!!! 🙈❄️ and you just know it drives Tooth Fairy mad because Jack always has that perfect shiny-white grin, pure as the driven snow!! 😂 it doesn't matter how much hot chocolate Jack chugs or how often he satisfies his sweet tooth, it never makes a dent in his smile. just another way Jack gets to feel quietly superior over a fellow Legendary Figure 😉

Jack has eaten just straight sugar cubes before, like right from the box like it's Cheez-its. It's both a habit he got from loving sweet things (what's sweeter then literal SUGAR) and because he loves to make the Tooth Fairy cringe as he pops like, 4 sugars cubes into his mouth and just stares at him the entre time

[mrsriddlenott]

12 Days Of SmutMas

18+ Only!! My first Fic Event!!!!!

I am literally so excited to do this bc I wanted to do an October/Halloween event but didn’t have the time so I hope you guys are excited with meee!!!!

These fics will start coming out on the 5th and 6th, (I’m giving the first 4 days to see what requests I get), then every other day until Christmas Eve with the last one coming out on Christmas Day👏👏

[Requests Closed]

1. First Christmas ~ James Potter 12/5/23

Summary: You and James have your first Christmas in your new flat together. You two have fun buying new decorations and deciding where they’ll go while getting distracted in every room you put them in.

2. Christmas Movie Marathon ~ JJ Maybank 12/6/23

Summary: You, JJ, and the Pogues spend Christmas together in the chateau watching all your favorite holiday movies, until your mischievous boyfriend gets bored and wants to distract you as well.

3. Family Christmas ~ [closed] Theodore Nott & Mattheo Riddle 12/8/23

Summary: Theo brings you and Mattheo to his family’s Christmas dinner for the first time making you a nervous wreck, desperate to make a good impression. The boys notices your anxiety and decide to help you with your nerves in Theo’s bathroom before you eat with his family.

4. Santa Clause Is Coming To Town ~ Klaus Mikaelson 12/10/23

Summary: When Klaus mysteriously returns from New Orleans, the Mystic Falls gang worries about what he’s planning, though his only plan is to convince you to join him for Christmas in The Big Easy, by any means necessary. Starting with lavish gifts, attention, and affections, and ending with his mouth wherever you wish it.

5. Decorate With Me ~ [closed] Mattheo Riddle 12/12/23

Summary: Alpha!Mattheo is too lazy to decorate the house for the holiday’s, thinking it useless, you however entice him to decorate one thing at a time as you strip for him, teasing him and escaping his grasp until all that’s left to do is place the ornaments on the tree, leaving him to decorate you.

6. Secret Santa ~ bsf!Sirius Black 12/14/23

Summary: Sirius gets your name for Secret Santa and decides to prank you by having you open a dildo in front of all your friends. However, he’s shocked and flustered when you jokingly say you’re grateful and you’ll need it since your sex life is stale. In private, Sirius tells you he’d like to change that.

7. Stocking Stuffers ~ [closed] Mattheo Riddle & Theodore Nott 12/16/23

Summary: Insanely horny Mattheo and Theo help you decorate for Christmas in your cute holiday themed outfit and hear you refer to putting gifts in their stocking as needing to stuff their stockings, and can’t help but get distracted by the idea of stuffing your stickings with a gift too.

8. Scrooge ~ Rafe Cameron 12/18/23

Summary: Rafe never had much Christmas spirit, luckily his girlfriend absolutely had enough for both of them. Conflicts ensue as you attempt to get him festive, and when he wakes up in a sour mood on Christmas of all days, you’re not having it, giving him a Christmas gift from under the sheets that makes him the most jolly mother fucker in Tanneyhill.

9. You Ruined The Surprise ~ [closed] Anakin Skywalker 12/20/23

Summary: Emperor!Anakin walks in on you wrapping his gifts on Christmas Eve, making you fear the holiday to be ruined, but he reminds you he still gets to wait and unwrap his favorite gift under the tree, you. Leading to a long night of teasing until he can finally unwrap his gift in the morning.

10. Office Party ~ boss!Bucky Barnes x Reader 12/22/23

Summary: Your job’s annual Christmas party is approaching and for the first time since your recent divorce, you will be without a date. Unbeknownst to you your boss and mentor will be facing the same issue, leading to an unforeseen Christmas gift with many consequences.

11. Gingerbread Men ~ [closed] Lorenzo Berkshire 12/24/23

Summary: Dark!Enzo happily helps you decorate your Christmas cookies, laughing as you decorate gingerbread men to look like each other to eat. Enzo jokes that your homemade cookie tastes amazing but no where near as good as the real you, leading to kitchen shenanigans.

12. Christmas In Bed ~ 🎄🎁 12/25/23

Your Last Gift Will Be Opened On Christmas Day☺️😁

Please send Character Requests from any universe 👇below👇 for any of the prompts that are free. I am better at writing m&f smut but I am entirely welcome to any other pairing if I think I’m capable of writing it, poly couples are welcome!!

- HP Universe (any era, fanon&canon characters)

- TVD Universe (any of the 3 series’ characters)

- TWD Universe (main&FTWD characters pref.)

- Outer Banks

- The Umbrella Academy

- Star Wars (main&prequel trilogy pref.)

- Teen Wolf

- Stranger Things (will not write for the main kids)

- Supernatural

- MCU

Requests for this event are open until all free prompts are filled. Please include what relationship the character will have with the reader and the number of the prompt you want them to fill!!

- My Relationship/Smut Request Guidelines -

✅Best Friend x Reader

✅Bsf’s Sibling & Sibling’s Bsf x Reader

✅Friends W/ Benefits

✅New Step Sibling x Reader

✅Teacher/Professor x 18+ Reader

✅Alpha x Omega

✅Dominant x Submissive (hard&soft smut, I’m not good at writing Dom reader but I will try)

✅Power Imbalance (examples: boss,leader,blackmail,corruption kink, etc.)

✅Dark!Character x Reader (examples: obsessed,possessive,criminal, etc.)

❌Real Ince$t

❌Be$tiality

❌Minor x Adult

❌Non/Dub Consent

❌Cheating on or with Reader

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[starleska]

only the characters who cause the most severe brainrot receive this honour 🙈❄️ (credit once again to @calware for the amazing template 🥰)

[newbatmanfan19]

What I think the Batfams favorite Christmas movies are:

Bruce: Annie

Dick: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Babs: Krampus

Helena: The Nativity Story

Jason: Die Hard

Tim: Home Alone

Steph: A Smoky Mountain Christmas

Cass: The Nutcracker (obviously)

Damian: Klaus

Duke: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (you could not waterboard this information out of him. If anyone asks, it’s Elf.)