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DC secret santa gift for @ghosty-batsy (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

some damian and cass sib bonding for the soul

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Sometimes I think about how this fandom looked a broken fictional family in the eyes and said there is love and healing and second chances here that I will dig out even if my hands bleed raw and I think that says less about the source material and more about the kind of people we've chosen to be

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some gothlena 🦇🦇

what does batman know abt this #realgothamite

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Every angle of CasSteph is hilarious to me.

Bruce has to reconcile his relationship with Steph because oh fuck the person best suited to be his heir spends literally all time possible with Steph

Dick meanwhile is watching his ex adopt a daughter and PROMPTLY have an awkward split custody with Bruce for Cass. But not only that now the daughter is dating the robin Bruce fired. (Edit: oh also didn't Dick just like... HATE Cass? That adds to it too)

Barbara gets to watch Bruce deal with their daughter dating Steph.

Tim is standing there, watching his ex go for his sister that looks just enough like him to be concerning. Oh and before they were dating they were already spending all their time together and sleeping in the same bed and...

Steph? She's dating the like, most dangerous person in the world but Cass is just kinda obsessed with her so like..? Yippee! But also now Lady Shiva is more of a worry

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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 57 (Masterlist)

Part 58 Coming At Some Point

@bruciemilf

Hey so uhh it's been a while. (If you look closely, squint a little, I literally made some of these photos over a year ago. I feel SICK. This AU is ancient.)

Here’s the SNL episode once again for the uninitiated.

Okay so hear me out. I know a lot of people were excited to see Caleb discover the batcave yada yada but the #1 rule is No One Figures It Out. Otherwise, the entire point of the series is obsolete and it ends. (Tim does find out ofc but not Caleb. None of the main cast. No OCs.) So he gets let go from babysitting Dick and Jason, mostly because Bruce and Alfred realize their mistake, and he never sees the batcave. RIP. ANYWAYS hope y’all forgive me. Didn’t realize I was implying that until everyone started screaming about it in the comments. Caleb is still blissfully unaware :)

No idea when the next part is coming out. I am currently in an airport banging this out before I convince myself not to post it AGAIN but you guys deserve better. It’s the holidays. So Merry December 19th-ish. Peace :)

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I am such a sucker for the unintended consequences of vigilante/heroism

Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

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"2025 is the year of the dog, the year of the D-A-W-G. We got this, lock in"

-Tim Drake, talking to a depressed Bruce Wayne

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microwaves are queer coded while ovens represent the oppressive heterosexual masculine ideal of American culture. Blenders are gender fuck. Toasters are incels. Air fryer tea is vaild

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Just got reminded that Batman BROUGHT JOKER BACK FROM THE DEAD. TWICE!!

Gonna be mad for at least a few hours

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Its just one of those days

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rucka like "just for the record huntress and question DID hook up in the end of new earth continuity (pre 2011) so. jot that down"

lois lane #10

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I’d give her my liver

would you give her your cred*t card info

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Catwoman by Mike Maihack

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What I think the Batfams favorite Christmas movies are:

Bruce: Annie

Dick: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Babs: Krampus

Helena: The Nativity Story

Jason: Die Hard

Tim: Home Alone

Steph: A Smoky Mountain Christmas

Cass: The Nutcracker (obviously)

Damian: Klaus

Duke: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (you could not waterboard this information out of him. If anyone asks, it’s Elf.)

[newbatmanfan19]

I love the passion in the tags — this is the energy I like to see brought to the table!

Also I just love this whole idea

Cannot for the life of me remember if this is canon or not but I saw fanart of Steph with roller skates on and I love it. So basically I need Steph to bring Babs to a skate park in there early days of mentor/mentee back when their relationship was still kinda strained and teach/inform Babs that she can do tricks in her chair. And you know Barbara “I wanna fight crime for the rush of it… and also to help people” Gordon would eat that shit up. Anyway they bond through Skating and doing tricks together.

When Bruce comes to life and Cass returns from Blüdhaven Barbara wants to mend their still kinda rocky relationship so she buys her Roller blade’s because they’re compatible with Cass’s movements and they start going skating together and bond. Eventually Steph, Babs, and Cass start skating together and it’s really nice.

Then Cass and Steph start doing more insane tricks together and then start kissing!

Anyway this is a post about Barbara getting to do cool skating tricks while accidentally setting up her daughter and mentee. And Babs and Cass get their mother/daughter thing, Steph and Babs get their mentor/mentee thing, and Steph and Cass get their gay thing.

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nobody will ever speak ill of my son ever again he volunteers at the HOSPITAL bless him

also one step closer to dr damian wayne bc i think there’s beautiful writing in ra’s going from a doctor to an assassin raising his grandchild to be an assassin but damian wants to be a healer 😔

put that boy in med school

[newbatmanfan19]

A Brave & Bold & Merry Christmas, signed by DC staff of the era

Brave & Bold #184