#Ugh I have no words left

[bluerosefox]

Tim has to come clean about what he did years ago after that. How his parents sent a artifact home and how him being a curious kid solved it after finding out it can give him a wish if he did. He didn't think it would really work if he did solve it but made his wish on not being alone anymore and how before he knew it, he had a little brother and (fake) 'evidence' of his birth into the Drake family so no one would question it, heck even their parents had implanted memories of a second Drake kid being born. How the only people who knew the actual truth was Tim and now no doubt Danny (Tim was never for sure if Danny knew but since he talked about a wish ghost, he most likely knew)

Danny does his best, in toddler speak, to explain he is the Ghost King, wanted to relive for a bit (his scheduled vacation time, both for his own relaxation but also to remind him about how living a life feels), but got pulled into one of his subjects (Desiree) wish granting abilities when he reverting into his core form to be reborn at the same time (though everyone heard Danny mutter under his breath something about 'the right timing' and 'Clockwork wanting entertainment to watch again') and how Danny wanted to keep Tim safe and happy cause he reminds him of his sister from his first life when taking care of him (Danny grumbles about 'children shouldn't be have to parent other children because their parents are dummies and/or to into themselves'. Jason agrees when he hears it) and how when he heard about Jason doing his Red Hood stuff, he noticed the contaminated ecto signs and knew he needed to help and was even asked by Lady Gotham herself, thus he needed to see Jason first to get a full feel of how bad the ecto was and send the right amount of blob ghosties to him to help filter out the bad stuff.

Everyone in the room is a bit stunned to say the least with all the bombshells being dropped, again as best as Danny can explain with his toddler speak, when Danny turns his attention to his side, Jason noticing a new blob ghost popping into the room and rushing to Danny's ear and making squeaking/chirping sounds Jason can almost make out.

Danny frowns before nodding and turns back to look at Bruce before saying "I sended one ghosties to look at the bad ecto. They'd saids bads peoples ares swimming in it, yuck! Ands thats you haves a son, he looks like you, a lot, but with green eyes! Ands he's with a pretty lady and a fruitloop old mans."

-Slams DPxDC door open and tosses AU idea on table-

Tim's parents send home an artifact that is said to able to grant wishes! While being curious about it Tim messes with the artifact and when he 'solves' it, according to legend one must solve it to get a wish, he wishes he wasn't alone anymore.

The object glows bright and as he shields his eyes he can hear.

'So you have wished it, so it shall be!'

He gets his wish in the form of a recently reincarnated ghost!King (who entered the DC world for a reincarnated vaycay... he should had known something was going to happen because CW was encouraging the break) Danny whose just a baby/toddler right now.

Basically, big brother Tim and baby Danny adventures in Gotham after that.

[kori-senpai]

Fanart for @honeydots Fire Emblem fanfic. I've been using it as a reason to fluke out of social interactions for the last two weeks and boy oh boy I will continue to do so >:)

[skunkes]

[autumngracy]

Not me creeping up to the wordcount of the fourth longest book ever written

[sysig]

He’s my little meow meow, my darling, my bbygirl (Patreon)

[justskulkingaround]

Am so fucking done

[bcolfanfic]

girls don’t ever have a ??? what is this ??? breakneck-speed-developing friendship with a girl you meet during study abroad, who met a boy during study abroad and was dating him the whole time while also ditching him to be with you. don’t go across germany with her for the weekend to meet her extended family and have them tell you they thought you’d known each other for years not 3 weeks. dont walk around an old church with her family and see her down the pew having a moment to herself praying. don’t have a (: haha what (: smiling at each other moment in her grandma’s backyard. it will haunt you for the rest of your waking life.

[babsaros]

hey, regular reminder that if you get someone in your inbox (that you have never interacted with before/has never been following you) asking you to reblog a post on their blog (sob story asking for donations, usually about a pet to make it extra guilt-trippy) and they specifically ask you to answer this ask privately (for a vague and weak reason, why wouldn't they want more eyes on this post?) and then you go to their blog and their account is days old at most (and they're even claiming they have an old account that got shadowbanned ((?? being "shadowbanned" on tumblr does not mean you can't still post from that account?)) but never mention the url of that old blog) and all their reblogs are straight from the op and not from anyone they might be following who reblogged the post first (indicating they just quickly searched a semi-popular fandom tag to reblog some innocuous fanart to make the blog seem lived in)-

this is probably a scam :/ keep your eye out for odd details, inconsistency, and a glaring lack of credibility. stay safe out there everypony.

[ghostclangen]

How did they cover up Charredtail's death?

I was hoping nobody would ask LOL cuz I ... wasn't sure myself, tbh

the most obvious route they could take is that it was self-defense. it was an open secret that Charredtail had a bit of a crush on Cobaltshine, who didn't get along well with Hornetstar, and while nobody suspected her as a murderer in a serious enough capacity to make an accusation- especially since it could have easily been explained as her losing her footing- it was Very obvious that she wasn't openly negatively affected by her death at all. though she did, of course, panic behind closed doors (as it were) and stew in guilt, not because she actually misses Cobaltshine or anything but because she knows she's not a murderer and is afraid of the ways the whole ordeal has changed her.

anyway, the lie they could potentially spin, with everyone more or less knowing the tense charred-cobalt-hornet thing, is that Charredtail genuinely suspected his mate of killing his crush and got violent about it, giving Hornetstar no other choice. obviously they'd all hate to deface Charredtail's memory like that, but Marshlily and Fireflash had to make an executive decision since Hornetstar wasn't ready to talk about it. Marshlily is very, very invested in keeping the peace, so Fireflash followed her lead and made that official statement. however, Marshlily did promise herself that someday, when all of this is over, she'd make everything right by him. it haunts her, but she has faith that someday she can clear his name, even if he never forgives her.

that said ... distrust has been building among GhostClan. not too much, not for a rebellion, but there are ... theories ...

so who knows how well that's believed?

[snazzyscarf]

slamming my head against the wheel of my car and the horn goes fucking crazy

[dewitty1]

Saturday Six (Stuff)

But on Sunday

The Farmer's Market was slow AF again yesterday. But it was also hot as hell too. Though I did get quite a few people talking to me, which was great. Idk, this year has been very strange. (゜-゜)

Speaking of work being strange, idk what to do about my accountant. She still hasn't got my sales tax put in to the state dept of revenue, nor are my federal taxes done. I'd fire her but she's a family friend. Ugh. (；¬д¬)

I do not like this record breaking heat were having. Neither does my air conditioner.(･｀ｪ´･)つ

My annoying neighbor who has, for the 7 years that I've lived here, put out his leftover food "for the birds", has now recently put out an aluminum pan for food. Welp, naturally this attracts rodents. And other stray animals. My cat Reggie does not mind the occasional rodent, and has recently caught a few rats and left them for us. Ugh. On Thursday there was a bit of commotion (people grabbing loudly) outside, and I was looking for Reggie anyway due to it being firework day, so I looked to see what was up. It was a mother effing snek!!!! Ugh. So yeah, he's got sneks coming around, because of all the rodents. In all the years, we've never seen one here until now. I'm very upset to say the least. And I'll be talking to my landlord tomorrow. ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ

My parents had a birthday/anniversary party yesterday and I had probably THE WORST deviled egg of my life. ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

I keep torturing myself by looking at houses for sale. It's really frustrating.(´Д｀)

[autisticlee]

I know it's wrong and bad to say this, but sometimes I really hate when my friends have other friends. (specifically when I can't also be friends with those friends) because every time I want someone to hang out with or talk to, the only couple friends I have are always busy with their other friends. when I want to plan something with them, they will always choose the other friends over me. they will cancel plans *with* me as soon as other friends ask, but won't cancel plans *for* me when i ask. they will use up their social spoons on other friends and leave none for me. always putting things with me off or simply not responding at all.

i'm always told by random people when I say I want mkre friends "it's better to have a couple great friends than many aquantances" or something like that. but honestly it sucks because you can't rely on 1-2 people to always be there for you every day or every week when you want or need someone. if you keep asking, you're seen as annoying and clingy and they will ignore you eventually (or worse)

it's annoying that they get to fill their social needs at all times, but I never get to. because i'm never the one that gets to go first in the social queue. and when it gets to my turn, it refreshes and i'm pushed to the back again.

the only solution I can ever think of is being friends with my friends' friends too....but for some reason!!!!!! that never works out!!!! (if my friends will even share their friends with me to begin with)

[inkykeiji]

good morning this alhaitham piece is killing me

[leafatlaw]

sorry how am i meant to be normal about this

[oliveasaltylife]

[medical gaslighting]

Oh and I had to see a different OB/GYN than my normal endo specialist and she was the WORST

She actually suggested that my period and ovulation pain that leaves me vomiting and nearly hallucinating might be “normal” for my body.

And then proceeded to lecture me on IUDs for more than half of my appointment after I explicitly stated that I don’t want one and my normal doctor said it’s not a good plan for me (nevermind the fact that IUDs are contradicted by my connective tissue diseas in the first place)

And then she said I have “too much going on” in my body and need to figure even MORE out before I can even be evaluated for endometriosis. And blamed my pain on tethered cord and “nerve pain signals getting misinterpreted.”

I should have walked out, but I was so dissociated I just sat there, frozen, staring at her in complete disbelief

[vagueiish]

straight up hate the initial stages of trying to write a canon character in fic. it's oodles of fun getting in the groove and then hitting a point where the canon character speaks, running head first into that mile tall brick wall of '....wait, would he say that? would he say it like that?' and then the whole thing falls apart