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.... freaking ananas lonkero did not just almost make me cry
#yep still can't believe gonna see them again in saturday#I'm not physically or emotionally ready#I love them very much but I do not appreciate how much this is fucking my sleeping once again...#like why on earth I'm nervous about this...#it does not make sense#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#jan peteh#kris guštin#jure maček#nace jordan
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DID systems breaking all laws of physics and spirituality and multiverse and
#it does not make sense#infact ut is supposed to not make sense#what even is this#mine#sys#actually did#actually dissociative#did meme#did system#did stuff#did osdd#cdd system#did#tags tags#tags tags tags#we're other dimensional beings trauma just made us realize that
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hey, regular reminder that if you get someone in your inbox (that you have never interacted with before/has never been following you) asking you to reblog a post on their blog (sob story asking for donations, usually about a pet to make it extra guilt-trippy) and they specifically ask you to answer this ask privately (for a vague and weak reason, why wouldn't they want more eyes on this post?) and then you go to their blog and their account is days old at most (and they're even claiming they have an old account that got shadowbanned ((?? being "shadowbanned" on tumblr does not mean you can't still post from that account?)) but never mention the url of that old blog) and all their reblogs are straight from the op and not from anyone they might be following who reblogged the post first (indicating they just quickly searched a semi-popular fandom tag to reblog some innocuous fanart to make the blog seem lived in)-
this is probably a scam :/ keep your eye out for odd details, inconsistency, and a glaring lack of credibility. stay safe out there everypony.
#ugh#yucky#bad taste in my mouth#this specific format of ask has also just been previously proven to be a scam tactic#so anybody trying to use it legitimately to fundraise is begging not to be taken seriously srry#they've clearly been in other peoples' inboxes with the same guilt-trippy copypasta#bc the ~200 notes they got are filled with ppl saying they cant donate rn but will signal boost it#ughhh#i'm rereading the exact wording of this post and getting so mad it doesn't make any sense#one of the pictures included is a vet invoice but they say they haven't gone to the vet yet but also the cat is pictured in a cone already#it does not make sense#said vet is also “the only one in the area that will take donations over the phone” but “needs to be paid upfront”#so. you cant have taken the cat to the vet yet. bc you dont have the money. which you are asking to be donated directly to ur paypal#thats not over the phone. thats. what?#MAYBE they mean an online payment but like.#then why do u have an invoice and the cat is clearly bandaged and in a cone already!!#then they also say the cat is already on antibiotics and only has days left if they dont get further treatment#and then a paragraph later claim the cat needs antibiotics!#im SO tempted to email this vet#i wont#im gonna put this to bed now
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FL Leo: I feel like you're playing favorites.
Nardo: *sipping out of a coffee mug covered in Donnie's face, wearing a hat with the letter D on it and a purple shirt that says "I 💜 Donnie" on the front*
Nardo: ...no idea what are you talking about...
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having a sudden hyperfixation on fish and reptile husbandry has taught me that i really underestimated the power of doctors and dentists everywhere.
#how are they keeping entire reef ecosystems alive?? AND running a business? do they hire people to care for the fish?#and why are goldfish a stereotypical first pet? for WHO?? holy shit theyre so much more work than like#a dog#it does not make sense
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the share dream idea I had a very long ago but it's pretty angsty and probably not realistic so yeah basically, Sunny has his only little dream and the dw basil IS basil, he is just green (and sometimes Stanger, it depends so, basil has his own little dream of everyone being fine and then getting dumped into black space, separate himself from the other=basically he is having nightmares, and he dreams about Sunny trying to save him but eventually, he would get killed or killed by Sunny. Either way, he sees this as a punishment for himself For years he had nightmares most of the time yippy
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A Jamie-centric pre-OT3 Christmas story told in 25 short chapters.
Masterpost / AO3
5.
Everything was not all right. Bleary-eyed and with the beginnings of a headache brewing, Jamie slumped down on the bench by his cubby, ignoring the excited chatter of the dressing room and politely (he hoped) brushing off Dani’s attempt at getting his in-depth opinions on Dani’s new socks. (They were decent. Little bland, but the colours went nicely with Dani’s skin tone.)
Evidently, making nice with Coach Nate had not been enough to appease the universe, because Jamie had spent the better part of last night staring at his phone, trying to work up the courage to call his mum without any success, and now he’d spent the better part of training trying to figure out what the matter was, also without any success.
It was fucking weird. It shouldn’t have been hard, calling her. It wasn’t like they never talked or anything, he’d spoken to her just last month. But it was different now, somehow, when he knew he wouldn’t just be talking to her, but actually talking to her.
Fuck. He’d been so sure that saying sorry to Nate would do the trick.
More out of desperation than anything else, Jamie stuck his head into the head coaches’ office. Ted wasn’t around, but Coach Beard was sat by his desk, feet up on it and with a book in his hands.
”Do I need to apologise to you?” Jamie asked without preamble.
Beard looked up from his book, fixing Jamie with that unnerving stare of his. “What for?”
“I dunno.” He couldn’t actually remember ever speaking much to the man before, but maybe he’d managed to somehow wrong him anyway.
“Then I guess not.” Sounding supremely unimpressed, Beard returned to his book.
Well. Jamie made a face. It had been a long shot anyway.
He undressed; he showered; he changed. He agreed to a beer with Jeff and Arlo later that night. He wasn’t really in the mood, but he figured he still wasn’t in a position to turn down invitations. Wanted to show willing and all that. Besides, Jeff had always been easy company. Only one of the team that hadn’t thrown a fit about him coming back.
As he made his way to out of the building he passed by Keeley’s office, and paused. Keeley was by far the smartest person he knew, and dead good to talk to. She’d probably have some ideas about what he should do next.
Though the last time he’d gone to her for advice, she’d sent him off to Dr. Sharon and Dr. Sharon was home with the flu so that was no good.
He went into Keeley’s office anyway. She wasn’t there, but the room smelled like her, sweet and floral, and the familiar fragrance was both soothing and a little painful for the pang of longing it brought. He fucking missed her, in a way he hadn’t expected to when she dumped him. Back then he’d mostly been disappointed about not having the Keeley Jones for a girlfriend anymore and missing out on more of the frankly mindblowing sex, but the more time passed, the more he started to miss other things. How clever she was. Funny. Kind.
It was good, though, the way they could still be friends. He was pretty sure Keeley wasn’t the one he was needed to make things up to; he knew she wasn’t upset with him anymore, in spite of him not treating her as good as she had deserved. He hadn’t ever meant to hurt her, he just hadn’t thought.
In a fit of inspiration, he dug out his phone and after several seconds of careful consideration put together a quick text to Amy.
Sorry I was a prick on the show. Didn’t mean to hurt you. Hope you’re all right
Then, lest she get the wrong idea, he quickly added:
Not trying to get back together or anything.
Somewhat to his surprise, he received an answer in less than a minute:
i wouldn’t get back with you if you begged me to
i’m engaged to david now
you’re a poophead but i’m paying for the wedding with the money i made selling my story to the papers so we’re square
Jamie’s gut twisted at that. As much as he loved attention and as much as he hadn’t any qualms about getting naked and fucking around on the show, the idea of Amy crying about how he’d cheated on her and dishing out all the sorted details that hadn’t made it into the final cut made him queasy. At least it meant they were cool, though, so he sent a thumbs up and tried to put it out of his mind.
He didn’t put the phone away. He scrolled through his contacts until he landed on “Mummy”. Let his finger hover over it for a long time, but it was no good. Apparently texting Amy hadn’t helped either.
Fuck, he wished Keeley was here. Even if she couldn’t or wouldn’t help him with his problem just talking to her would have made him feel better. Always did.
His eyes fell on the a life-size cutout of Roy Keeley, in spite of her otherwise impeccable taste, kept by the wall, and his lips curled into a sneer. Odds were Keeley was over talking to him right now, maybe even curling up next to him and petting his hair, though what she saw in that decrepit wanker was a fucking mystery. Sure, Roy was fit, but anyone who’d spent more than two minutes in a room with the man knew he was a miserable old twat, and if there was one person Jamie wasn’t sorry about being a prick to it was—
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Wait a minute.
Oh. Fuck.
#i remain perplexed by the way jamie texts in the show#capital letters and punctuation and all#IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE#but it is what it is#anyway#coach beard#fic#jamie's christmas carol#my stuff
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thinking of you and eddie whilst i eat hamburger helper for dinner
Both Eddie and I are very jealous. Our baby raccoon is ravenous.
My favorite one is the double cheeseburger.😋
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the real and imaginary axis used for complex numbers but used for blorbo classification
#litchi.txt#c!dream is like in the positives for real and imaginary but more imaginary leaning#meawhile idk benedict cumberbatch version of sherlock is very close to the real axis on the positive but on the negative of the imaginary#it does not make sense
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MATH IS BLUE
ENGLISH IS RED
SCIENCE IS GREEN
I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL IF ITS THE LAST THING I EVER DO
i’m curious
enjoy my social experiment! also wow i did expect you guys to be so entertained with this thank you 😭♥️ the synesthesia is strong with this one ALSO OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE
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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for
#Does this make any sense. gay people in my phone please understand me#my posts#puppy sub#<- funniest tag i could think to file this under
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My gender is like I forget I have one until someone calls me girl/ woman and then I go „wait, that’s not right!“ until I go and call myself girl cause I forget that’s not gender neutral
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best depiction of the batfam will always be "You grew up to be the person who would have saved you" but it applies to them each respectively and that's why none of them can see eye to eye and also get up their own asses about things and go to such great lengths to defend their personal brand of justice. Because they can never stop trying to save themselves from their own history.
#does this make sense??#dc#batfam#the batfamily#dick grayson#Jason todd#Tim drake#Bruce wayne#Damian wayne#Stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cane#(wait until they all find out you can't outrun the past)#hall of fame 2024
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“i’ll make sure you won’t become a hero.”
“you’ll become a hero?”
“you won’t become a hero?”
“i’ll make sure you’ll become a hero.”
#does this make sense#bkdk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha#bnha#not platonic
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every month is autism month if youre autistic
#does this make sense#is this funny#dont kill me#autism month#autism acceptence month#actually autistic#autism#april
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constantly torn between wishing i was conventionally attractive and wishing i didnt feel like i have to be pretty to be worthy of anything.
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