#Type: Skit

[imthenextrobin]

got a bit too angsty last post, so here’s a fun one to make it up!

a few years ago, when Damian was brand new to the manor and stressed out at everything.

Nobody knew how to help him calm down, and while Tim and Steph kept their distance, with the occasional annoying older sibling acts, Cass and Dick worried for Damian.

So, Cass left the manor around 3:16 PM and came back a few minutes later, a bag of chocolates in hand.

Dick, not wanting to know where she got them in such a short time, quickly appreciated her idea as he could see Damian tilt his head in curiosity.

(And if he could hear a little kid crying to his dad that a shadow stole his candy, he would just make a mental note to drop off more in the kids bedroom)

As such, Damian initially refused the chocolate, but later grew accustomed to it. As time went on, Damian ate chocolate exclusively from a well known vegan brand, which didn’t usually appeal others.

Which is why Damian was so confused on who would steal his chocolates??? Like??? Nobody even likes them??? This had to be a crime against him.

However, when he asked around, nobody had a clue to who stole it. Everyone denies stealing the chocolate, (obviously) but weirdly, not a single person had an idea of who it could’ve been

Dick asked if Jason was at the manor, because if so it probably would have been him, but when interrogated, Jason refused and said he had dropped by, but hadn’t stayed for long and didn’t even know he had chocolates. “And.” he added, “I hate those damn things. Can’t even call the chocolates.”

Damian then went to Tim, who simply stated that he was working on an annoying case. He had gotten frustrated and went to bed a few hours before the chocolates had been eaten. (Damian didn’t bother to point out he had found the chocolates eaten at 5 in the afternoon)

After asking Cass, Steph, and Duke all together; they reasoned that maybe he had eaten them in his sleep????? Which Damian doubted was even possible in the first place, leading him to be suspicious, however the three had alibis as they had all spent the day hangout out with their friends. “Our teenage friends, you know, going outside instead of staying indoors all day?”

Annoyed, Damian went back to his father, who could only offer to help him solve the ‘case’ really quickly before heading to a meeting.

The duo sat in the couch together a few hours later, both equally stumped as not a single clue had popped up. One by one, all members of the bat family step into the investigation, until everyone is in one of the living rooms, arguing with one another about who stole the damn cookies, friendships are broken, new ties are made, promises are destroyed.

Bruce has to break up a fistfight between Tim and Jason.

Damian rubs his hands against his head as he tries to soothe his headache. Whatever, at least it would last only today.

(and if years later, when Damian is a teen and grown up, the topic is brought up again by Dick and everyone starts fighting about it, Damian would just rub his forehead again)

[snowyroads]

im fucking dead 😭😭

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars as "cat" burglar, Tom.

The Red Skelton Hour; Cast Your Brat Upon The Water (1964)

[bessiethebuzzedupbeholding]

more from “woman in her 20s lives with around 6 not!thems”

*sitting at the dinner table, the not!thems just like eating for fun*

“Can everyone listen for a second?”

*their ears seem to get slightly bigger*

“you guys have to pick 1 name”

“Wwhhhyyyyyyy?????”

“Yall change person every damn week and change your names, I’ll allow max 3 names each”

“noooooooo that’s too hard…”

“last week we had 5 Micheal’s, 5 MICHEALS! I’m not doing this again. Can everyone pick one unique name?”

“:( finnneeee”

[blackirishweab]

This is better than any Marvel movie I have ever seen

[akarisandraws]

Silver's canonically naive don't look at me XP 

(Also, hi its me, I know I AFK'd for a hot minute there, but were so back!! ...I think!)

[wildglitch]

Hal: God, I cant get this song out of my head.

Barry: Have you tried listening to the whole thing to get rid of it?

Hal: I would, but I dont know the name. I just have this stupid line playing on repeat in my head while the melody is playing in a loop.

Barry: Idk man. Try humming it. I might know it.

Hal: allright but it gonna be bad.

Barry: Try me.

Hal: Mhhmm Nah nah nah nah la da da da da, something something and it actually, ha ha do da do duh dah dah-pleate.

Barry:...What the actual heck man-

Shazam walking by: "Sexy Drugs" by Falling in Reverse

B&H:...

Barry: *looks up and plays the song*

Hal:...sonovabitch hes right-

Or how these 2 discoverd the fact Shazam knows every song out there and just need to hear a bit of it to name it. They abuse this power way to much.

[makuta-tobi]

✨Fortnite MILFS✨

[melvinandlugnut]

People keep asking me what Deadlock is about so I made this to explain

[iikisa]

a little skit i did! drawing multiple characters is such a hassle..!

info under the cut

After learning to trust their strange teacher the cram school class have decided to collectively annoy and accompany Rin whenever possible�� which also includes getting free, scrumptious meals.

This Rin is a little bit of a night owl so he spends most of his mornings.. well, sleeping in. Until like 3pm.

Notice he’s always carrying his sword? 🌚

I hope you enjoy this AU as much as i do! maybe I’ll write some more about it soon.. ☺️

[nobigneil]

Astarion is not "banned" from Olive Garden!

source: teamneilnewbon

[prozdvoices]

judging your friend's letterboxd ratings

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars -

Red Skelton Show; Cauliflower Loses His Birds (1962)

[quartzlightz]

(Some quick drawings. I would’ve added more but I was to lazy.)

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[taourytoury]

comfort vessel