#Trump/Biden
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risafeywritesdrarry · 4 months ago
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Mr. and Mr. President (Trump/Biden)
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Fanfic Blurb: When an assassination attempt is made on the former president of the United States and fails, Joe Biden rushes to call his political rival to see if he's okay…. The conversation takes a turn that will change their lives, as well as the fate of the United States, forever.
Rated G Crack Fic, 320 word count, link to AO3 page provided
Warnings: It's a Bidump fic... or is it Bump... or Triden?
A completely NOT serious Bidump one-shot that I threw together. Inspired by a meme shared on Reddit r/AO3. In no way does this fic reflect my political beliefs. This is purely for laughs and the rated-G butterflies for the Bump-freaks in the back.
FINAL WARNING... YOU MIGHT REGRET READING THIS, CLICK OFF NOW:
Biden: I guess I wanna say.... I'm glad you're OK.
Trump: We may be political rivals, but we'll always have something special. The MOST special.
Biden: Now, look. I've been trying to say something during this whole conversation, and you keep exclaiming over me like you always do. It's distrac—it's distracting.
Trump: Well then, let's hear it.
Biden: Almost losing you made me realize something, Don.
Trump: Oh yeah? What's that?
Biden: I lo... I mean... I lo—lo—lo... ~furrows brow as he tries to remember the words and make the corresponding sounds with his mouth noises~ Now look here, Don, I lo—
Trump: ~waves it off~ Stop. I already know, I already know. The fake news media is not only the enemy of the people, but it's the enemy of you and me.
Biden: Don—
Trump: Hold it! I'M talking now, OK? You can wait your turn, dear Sleepy Joe. The way I see it, the shooter would have shot me in the heart if he'd been able to. But even if his aim had been true, he forgot one thing.
Biden: ~mumbles confusedly~ Wh—what's that?
Trump: ~pauses for dramatic effect~ What that shooter didn't realize is that my heart is safe with you. He was aiming in the wrong place, completely and entirely.
Biden: ~mutters something incoherently affectionate~ ~overcome with emotion; brain glitches more than usual~
Trump: You too, Joe. I understand, I understand. In fact, NO ONE understands better than me what you just said, and I gotta tell ya, I feel the same. I feel the same.
~silence for a while on the phone call~
Trump: What're you doing now, Joe...?
Biden: On my private jet. On my way to come and see you.
Trump: ~hangs up the phone and dials his Rally Coordinator~ Cancel all my rallies, speaking engagements, and appointments for the next few days. Something more important just came up...
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queerclarkkent · 2 months ago
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Okay fellow tumblr users,
I found the Trump/Biden relationship concept very funny, yes? As most do?
Yet, it has legitimate following on Ao3
Now, one would assume this to be, mostly, fetish porn
HOWEVER,
I have made a shocking discovery:
Most of this is not explicitly... explicit
My findings:
All
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Gen
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Teen
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Mature
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Unrated
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With, nearly a firm last being explicit fiction
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therefore, it is not just a porn ship. A crack ship, sure. Yet, there may be fluff, cafe aus . ... non explict abo fantasies
most were written after the last election of 2020
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it can be concluded that the people of america and beyond want this, we need this. We want two old guys to smoosh, but not just in bed. Smoosh in love
Two former, redundant presidents fucking AND hand holding will save the American nation
TO, two former redundant presidents fucking
In this essay I will-
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ravousisfamous · 4 months ago
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elon really in his unrequited love arc with trump huh. when's he gonna start choking on flower petals
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ofdinosanddais1 · 4 months ago
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I love the whole thing about biden/trump fanfics blowing up and being made more because it fuels my hobby of replying to "alpha males" who claim that alpha/sigma/omega/whatever dynamics are scientifically proven by "backing them up" with "scientific research" that is actually donald trump omegaverse fanfiction.
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superbeans89 · 4 months ago
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The Simpsons predicted Trump/Biden 2024
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mysharona1987 · 3 months ago
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mischieviem · 4 months ago
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You guys realize this means we ALL have to vote now. No "don't wanna vote biden" excuses now- if we don't vote our rights are going to be taken away.
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motherofplatypus · 5 months ago
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This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.
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This post has been compiled in Record of Genocide.
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 4 months ago
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jaegerisim · 5 months ago
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Some of yall needed to hear this
Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram
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freepaleatine95 · 13 days ago
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More than 200,000 people are trapped in the northern Gaza Strip and are facing a real famine and mass extermination. Also, more than a million and a half people are facing the same famine in the southern Gaza Strip.Speak up for them, your voice can make a difference in this unjust world.
Also save my families within these families
Save my families who are suffering from famine here 👈👈
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the-royalgarden · 5 months ago
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animentality · 4 months ago
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dyke-ass-fujoshi · 5 months ago
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How I found out about trump getting shot
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cyarskaren52 · 4 months ago
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justahumblememefarmer · 4 months ago
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Putting some positivity out there about the election
Harris has raised a record amount of money from small donors after Biden dropped out, in addition to being able to access all the funds from their campaign they already had
Trump is deeply unpopular and people have already seen the chaos that 4 years of his presidency would bring. A lot of people have been energized to vote against him, even if they're not fond of Dems
Polling showed a red wave for Republicans in the 2022 midterms, and yet they only barely had control of the House, and couldn't even agree on a Speaker for a historic amount of time. Dems also increased their lead in the Senate. Historically, midterms favor the opposition party and have lower turnout, so this is a good sign for the House in 2024
Dems are fighting back in swing states. PA and GA both put in Democratic senators in the midterms
In my home state of PA, I am from Bucks County, which is a swing county for the state. Moms for Libery took over the school board and used it to attack queer students, enact book bans, and funnel money to themselves and the superintendent. At the most recent election, Dems turned out and took back every single open seat, ousting the board and superintendent. Worry about similar takeovers in surrounding school boards also increased turnout
Abortion rights are on the ballot in many states, which has been a winning issue for Dems and increased turnout
Republicans were prepared to attack a feeble old Biden who isn't the strongest speaker. I don't think they expected him to actually drop out, and they now have to put an 78 year old convicted felon up against a prosecutor
Awareness of Project 2025 and it's contents has entered the public sphere and is being much more openly discussed on the news. While Trump has insisted he has nothing to do with it, most of the authors worked in his administration and Trump has worked closely with the Heritage foundation
Feel free to add more things on this thread, but the most important thing is to get out there and VOTE
Vote for President
Vote for Senators
Vote for Congresspeople
Vote in your local elections
Vote Blue down ballot
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