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I wanted a loom before but now I need one SO bad

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Smoke

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HOW TO QUICKLY TELL IF FUR IS REAL OR FAKE

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That sudden realization that you're a hot girl and you fuck good

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mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

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The

trans experience

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much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

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fish song

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He’s got his thinking cat on

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everyone loves to shit on shoebills like omg this bird is SO SCARY its TERRIFYING which like first of all shut up youre annoying second they are literally just standing there what the hell is your problem

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you guys should just start frotting in the woods

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"Magic cares about what something means, not what it literally is. So when we adopted you into this family, when you truly accepted us as your parents, you became part of it in the eyes of magic. Which is why you've begun to manifest some aspects of our bloodline."

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“So mermaids and sirens are two different species?” “Just so. My people, what you call mermaids or merfolk, share a common ancestor to you humans, making us distant cousins. What you call sirens, however, are fish that evolved to look and sound like humans to attract their favorite prey.”

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walking into my athenian comedy theare and sitting down to warch aristiophanic snl in which socrates and this new fangled 'philosophy' is slated with airborne antics, because the other snl skit i watched of his had classic-trump arguing with a sauasage seller (its a dick joke) until pseudo trump just starts fucking crying and that's damn good theatre