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i will forever defend these two- NOT to start discourse but they are both so heavily mischaracterized by the fandom its INSANE like omg yes they are flawed but they are also trying their best PLEASE leave them alone 🙏🙏🙏
as usual im yapping in the tags if anyone cares
#rose rambling#this is not directed at anyone#just some observations within the fandom ive noticed#i genuinely sympathize with jayce sm he may be making mistakes but he is trying his best under a stressful position#that he didn't even want to be in in the first place#there isn't a LOOT of people who are anti ekko or anything but he's genuinely so erased from fandom spaces#NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HIM and it makes me sad#or they completely mischaracterize him as this like emotionless stoic badass???#he literally cried during our first intro to him when he hugged vi but! sure!!!#but yea jayce and ekko are both of my favs#jayce is a problematic fav and ekko is an unproblematic fav who has done basically next to nothing wrong#jayce? hes flawed.#he killed a kid#hes classist#hes lowkey a capitalist#but he cares sooo much ab people around him and prioritizes viktor and mel over everyone else#even though everyone around him seems to only want to use him#and ekko? he was forced to grow up without the guidance of someone like silco or vander#he was ALONE when he built his safe haven#and he is so caring and emotional and SWEET and people just disregard so much of both of their characters#i could give character analysis' on both of them for HOURSSS#arcane#arcane theory#arcane ekko#ekko arcane#ekko#arcane jayce#jayce talis#jayce arcane#arcane jayce talis
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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.
#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville#my post#Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power#It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not#I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard#There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions#And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it#Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century#You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not#Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist#(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess#She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual#contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios#and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE#despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England#This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments#of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York#(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT#that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless#I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent#ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me#just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...
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Inspired by this post: give Bruce a star sapphire ring
I've never met anyone who cared as deeply for his fellow man as Bruce Wayne
#imagine with me an 18 year old Bruce standing at the mouth of The Alley on the night of The Anniversary#he holds two roses in his hand. he isn't sure if he wants to run away or lie down right there more.#and then a shooting star drops out of the sky#and it hovers in front of him#and says 'for hearts long lost and full of fright'#and 'for those alone on blackest night'#and Bruce accepts the ring and the oath#it's one he already swore to his parents anyway#i mean he's still gonna do his world tour training#he's not gonna be caught unable to fight if he loses the ring or it runs out of power!#also i think he's uh. not exactly like. connected with any of the other star sapphires much#so like he really has no idea what's going on#he's heard of green lantern#he figures he's a purple/violet/starsapphire lantern#but like he also isn't exactly. introducing himself much#gotham kids call him the star man#gotham goons call him the violent lantern#yes he would be much stronger in a group of star sapphires#no he isn't gonna do that though#and i mean fair i guess#he's a mid or even low powered compared to other purple lanterns#but there aren't any other lanterns in Gotham. and he doesn't need his ring for most of his fights anyway.#'oh pocket there's already a starman in-' shh. that's why it's star dash man. random Gotham kids also don't know don't care#ok I'm gonna go back to work now ughhhhh#my art#Alt text
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OCTOPUS BLAST
looklooklook it's my first fan character since chai the flareon and that one kingdom hearts oc i made in high school
paprika as a concept has been bouncing around in my head like a dvd screensaver for a couple months now, i just wasn't able to draw them until recently. they're a pacific octopus and an extreme gear racer & mechanic and also a huge dweeb who wears pants over a wetsuit like a FREAK. everyone say hi paprika
#fun fact: their board is named Wave Ripper#i named it after the wave rippers from hot wheels world race but then i realized that there's a sonic character named wave#but you know what fuck it. paprika can have a petty rivalry with wave. as a treat#wave brings her board to paprika for repairs exclusively so she can stare at them smugly as paps has no fucking clue what to do#paprika has no idea how to work with the rogues' highly customized gear. they're really good with normal boards though i prommy#all this is to say in-universe paprika called their board wave ripper because a) it sounds cool and b) fuck you wave#(as a note i actually really like wave the swallow this isn't me hating on her. i just think dynamics like these are funny)#the sonic universe is woefully lacking in cephalopod characters#like there's abyss the squid and mimic the octopus and that's IT#and yeah mimic is cool and all but#idw please introduce like another octopus or a cuttlefish or something pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease#sonic oc#sonic fan character#sth#sonic fandom#digital art#artists on tumblr#toonagi art#what no i never made a kingdom hearts oc#definitely not a humanoid heartless named shio#and she definitely didn't have a keyblade and that keyblade was not named dark rose#as for chai. she was. a flareon i accidentally projected my trauma onto WHOOPSIE
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I find it really hard to get back into comics these days, DC specifically. I've tried, but there doesn't seem to be any internal consistency with stories and characters. It all seems to operate on a specific writer's whim to determine what in a character's history is canon/relevant at any given time, and character development or important events may be dropped without a word. Characters go through so many different writers that they may end up completely different than they were 5 years ago, or become flanderized version of themselves. Their histories might get erased, some parts of their histories might randomly come back, relationships they have with other characters might be forgotten about, etc.
DC seems to want to operate on the idea of "everything is canon", but that doesn't… really work, when there are direct contradictions to what's come before—things that couldn't be canon if other things are. And honestly, I don't enjoy that. I don't like the idea of all these stories happening in a vacuum, aand having to decide for myself what stories have or have not happened for each specific character I like (at least in official media, because that's what fan fic is for). I will always prefer fully developed narratives, and characters who are allowed to grow and evolve, and maintain internal consistency to their stories. I like beginnings, middles, and ends, not the constant state of stagnation these characters always seem to be in, because god forbid the status quo ever change.
As an example, my favorite DC character is/was Rose Wilson—but specifically from before Flashpoint and the New 52. Nowadays, even after Rebirth, she's just a different character to me. Most of what I loved about her has been written out or forgotten about, and I have tried to enjoy her for what she is now, but I haven't been as engaged by her stories or how she's been written. In my own opinion, most of what made her so compelling for me is gone, and with the exception of a couple standout moments here and there, she's been mostly a nerfed caricature of herself. Her backstory has been changed, her ethnicity was changed (from Khmer to Hmong), her dynamic with her family has changed, she no longer has the same relationships with so many characters, and even if you want to say "everything in her past and all her stories still happened", there are direct contradictions now that prevent that from making sense.
I have had to come to accept that, while I find the present-day Rose "okay"—not great, not bad, just okay—the character I fell in love with and who became my favorite of all time ended in 2011 when DC decided to reboot things. And that makes me a little sad.
This is, of course, only my own opinion. I will never knock on others for enjoying these comics or these characters how they are, and if you do I'm happy for you! I wish I could too, but unfortunately it's just not for me anymore. I have since taken solace in fan works and my own writing, where I can get that kind of concrete development and narrative consistency, and that's okay with me.
#dcu#dc comics#rose wilson#maybe I'm just old and jaded lol#seriously though#if you still love how comics are going and these characters#then right on!#and even though Rebirth Rose isn't my favorite anymore#I do still keep up with her now and then#and I would absolutely read an ongoing if DC ever gave her one#also give her a girlfriend DC#you cowards
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if I've learned anything from trying to make those sunburst halo-thingies for my Halovian Argenti cosplay,,,
nail clippers work really well to cut zipties
those ziptie pieces may or may not become projectiles at some point
there's a reason people airbrush the zipties instead of fucking up their paint pen's plastic nibs
the paint pens Splatter
I hope it lasts til the end (it should I've never seen it used but y'know)
#og posts#cosplay#it's fun though I"m having a great time#mostly#and it's relatively ventilated- fan's on & air purifier that my household already has & a mask on#this paint pen isn't manufactured anymore and I'm not even 1/4 of the way done#I hope it lasts til the end (it should I've never seen it used but y'know)#i also didnt realize til i started that you can't even see the headband when you're wearing it (when i put it on after cutting it last nigh#so this was all a mistake /hj#but at least for my own sanity it'll look the same and the ziptie bases will be covered by felt roses
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To a dying rose
O, dying rose, the perfume that you wear,
That mixture-scent of bloom and putrefaction,
More bitter than the human nose can bear,
Yet sickly sweet beyond all satisfaction,
Is like the last farewell unto a friend,
Whom one has shared both memories and passions.
Both bitter, in that one must meet an end,
And sweet, rememb'ring love and one's distractions.
Yet you bear nobleness unto the end,
For you can show no signs of grief or sorrow.
My sympthies to you I need not send,
Though you may not survive until tomorrow.
In any case, farewell, O friend of mine!
I know not how, but I'll move on in time!
#original poetry#my poetry#poetry#my stuff#to a dying rose#I had a lot of fun writing this poem!#as it turns out a shakespearean sonnet isn't that difficult to write#though it was a little difficult alternating masculine and feminine line endings#I don't like calling them that but I don't know any other name for them lol#but yeah! i may try to write more poetry like this!
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goob evenibg
#txt#radioactive pistachio kity plushie acquired. + my favoriteeee electric kettle + cardamom rose cupcake + notable device#how r we all.... im literally so sleepy. it's awesome being in denver when the humidity isn't so low& the heat isn't so high that my face i#peeling off & desiccating continuously though. anyway hi what r the updates frm u guys... what r we all up to :]
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My sister and I finished Glass Rose today! I believe I got ending 3 which is the good but not perfect ending. I'm grateful I got a decent ending though. If I got a bad/open-ended ending I can't guarantee I'd pick the game back up ever again. I got some thoughts that I'm going to put under the cut. Just a little mini review.
I have a couple of problems with Glass Rose and I think it's biggest problem is that it tries too hard to be a game. The game is full of gameplay mechanics that were unnecessary or clunky. From the time limit in each chapter, to having to catch butterflies for your health, or even walking around the mansion.
The game could have been more efficient if they changed a few things. I found a lot of the characters useless and unnecessary to the plot. (Like seriously, what was the point of the cat??? Or Emmy?? Or Emi?) Also, I didn't really love Takashi as a character. I would have loved for him to have a little bit more personality. He was a little too chill with the residents thinking he was a member of the family the whole time. Some internal dialogue would've gone a long way in making me care about Takashi as a character. Also, I kinda wish Takashi was related to the family in some way. It wasn't enough that his friend, Emi Katagiri had a tiny connection to the family. Honestly, Emi should have been the main character if Takashi isn't going to be related to anyone.
I was very upset when I first started Glass Rose and was made aware of the time limit for each chapter. Granted, it was never an issue my entire playthrough, but it did deter me from exploring the mansion or finding any of Denemon's notes. Now that I have finished the game though, I imagine getting those notes would be easier the second time around now that I have a better idea of the layout of the mansion. I believe they set the game this way because the story is very streamlined, but if you cut out player exploration, you may as well just make the game a visual novel. The thing that makes point and click adventure games fun games is the adventure part, and they effectively removed that from the game.
The pre-rendered backgrounds are beautiful but the point and click nature of the game and the constantly changing camera angles made it very easy for me to get turned around. Also every time you walked into a room or hallway, a giant sign would show up letting you know where you were. While not a terrible design, it did seem to last a few seconds longer than it should and it got annoying in the latter half of the game. They could have saved the player some time if it had a similar gameplay style to either Ace Attorney, Jake Hunter, or even J.B. Harold. It deserved to be a visual novel but they sure tried their darnedest to make sure it wasn't.
If I had a PAL-based PS2, I would like to try and play the game with a mouse! I think that's a really cool idea. I can only think of one other PS2 title that let you plug in a mouse. Which is Resident Evil: Dead Aim, I believe. I wonder if the game would have played a little better with a mouse or if gameplay would be pretty similar either way. I'm not sure if the emulator I used could make that work, but it's not like I have a mouse lying around either. I can't help but feel like maybe the mouse would have been useful during the suspense events the game has.
So finally, is this game worth owning/playing? For me, it's probably worth playing if you're a Cing fan and enjoy the premise of the story. I think this story is some of Rika Suzuki's weakest work, but that might be because of the gameplay too. I was invested in this game when I was younger so I had an interest from the start, but I did need my sister's enthusiasm for the story to help me through the latter half of the game. I did a brief glance of some UK copies and they range from anywhere between $30.00 to hundreds of dollars. So unless you want to add to your Cing collection or just like physical copies, this may be a miss. Or you could emulate it like I did. I didn't say that.
Anyway, I may come back and reorganize this better, but for now enjoy my word vomit.
#macyplays#glass rose#grblogging#my last game of 2023 that's kinda cool!#sorry about my word vomit#this isn't the most cohesive review but I just wanted to get my thoughts out#feels good to have played this though while it wasn't the best experience it was a cing game#honestly I think trace memory/another code is the closest cing game to glass rose and it has a better story
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so like. rwby volume 9 season finale
#🏹#rt im sorry for underestimating you and doubting if you can fix things from ep 7 or 8#no Bc ?? im actually content with that#ok tbf the thing w summer was way too short imo like girl where did she n raven go .. but then again they're gna give us more just not now#and neo 🥹🫶 NEOOOOO MY BABY MY GIRLFRIEND MY EVERYTHING MY REASON TO WATCH RWBY IN GENERAL#i love her so much i hope she comes back next szn please#i wasnt able to understand what the blacksmith said but i think it was smth like she will find herself smth smth such is balance YEAAAAAAA#idk if that was my delusions on wanting a neo redemption arc acting up though but i think it isnt im pretty sane i swear#no but the way she accepts how roman isn't real in the end like oh my God she is better than me she managed to snap out of her delusions#also i thought they were gna show all of them reuniting with each other 🙁 AND I THOUGHT JAUNE WAS GNA BE OLD AS HELL IN VACUO FUCKEHDJDH#that wouldve been funny honestly but it's understandable#new outfits for v10 pls idt theyre gna last in those long sleeves in vacuo i NEED summer themed character designs#what if renora finally becomes canon soon#oh my god wait i need that actually they were my og childhood bsf to lovers mutual pining slow burn that consists of 40k words#ANYWAY iM SO FUCKIGN HAPPY WITH THAT EP#btw im glad ruby chose cresent rose in the end 👩❤️💋👩 my babycakes fr#rwby v9 spoilers#rwby spoilers
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My toxic trait is like I mean Blink is good but I can't wrap my head around it being the highest rated episode of Doctor Who on IMDb. Top 30 fine but #1?
#it's not my favorite episode it's not my favorite RTD era ep it's not my favorite s4 ep it's not my favorite RTD era ep written by Moffat#it's not my favorite Weeping Angels episode (though I will say that it's the best) it's not my favorite Doctor-lite episode#it's certainly not my favorite episode of TV of all time and I also would say it isn't the best either#I don't think about it unless someone brings it up I don't watch it unless I just watched Human Nature/Family of Blood and let it play#it's not /bad/ it's just. meh.#full respect to people that love it but I don't get why it's above Heaven Sent she is a cinematic masterpiece#actually what I really don't get is The Husbands of River Song being /46 out of 198/????#how is THORS one of the lowest rated (bottom 5 of 15) episodes that River is in. this is homophobia just like the lack of a 12river kiss.#sorry I saw the post about it being one of the best episodes of TV of all time again & there's people arguing about other things on my dash#& I've taken my meds but not actually started anything & I'm actively avoiding what I need to be doing#thus I am saying things I would not say in a fully public Discord server per usual#also sometimes I see people suggest it as a first ep to watch (not a 'if you only watch 1 ep' but a 'watch this first') which is a dif rant#like I'd show my dad Time Heist because I don't expect him to get into the show but I think he'd enjoy that one#but at the very least go with en episode thet follows the formula if you want to get someone into the shoe#*show#so that they know. whether they'd like the show.#personally I'm a big ''start with Rose'' fan but I have many biases including I don't like consuming media out of order#but like. there is someone I want to make watch s8 and s9 and I'm not necessarily going to make her watch 1-7 first#like Deep Breath (a Doctor's first episode) is a reasonable starting point to me#a Doctor's first episode/a companion's first episode/an era's first episode are what make the most sense to me for a first ep ya know?#bonus for all three.#but like would you start SPN with Changing Channels as a ''do you like the vibes of this show?''#or Hush or Tabula Rasa for Buffy? (I outsourced that one so if it doesn't get my point across not my fault I am buffyless)#anyway.#someday I'll watch Buffy someday I'll start arguments on the internet about more important things that sharing an unpopular DW opinion#and someday I'll start things on my to do list with less than 3 hours of coaxing#okay have a nice day. 👍#i speak#kasteraxilkemeryapheshexerindaikyat.pdf
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Last Line Challenge
Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you like).
I was tagged by the wonderful @rebrandedbard!
This is actually the last line in a chapter for an og story in which a poor guy goes on vacation with his friends only to wake up one morning on the beach transformed into a siren! Of course, he has no memory of how he got there!
"He lunged underneath the railing and dove into the sea."
I shall tag the lovely @lemonadesoda, @thewiltingdaisy, @nerdy-aroace, and @damianwho! As always, no worries if you'd rather not but if you do, I can't wait to see your sentences! :D
#rose and rambles#prosie's writing adventures#tag game#hoo hoo hoo~ wonder what siren boy is running from >:3c#someone who isn't supposed to see the tail has just seen the tail i'll tell u that much#hough actually this was my thesis and ive been rewriting from scratch (still following the previous sequence of events for the most part)#though now we're getting into new stuff#but also the story is getting very thick and im very worried the word count is going to be long but also im enjoying the story and process#a lot more so what can you do?#ANYWAY IF YOU'RE READING THIS I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD NIGHT#just got bug fables because i played a little at friend's place and ive decided#yeah moth guy with mysterious past has piqued my interest i'll keep going
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It is easy to get midnight munchies if you have a cool car. Or a bunch of eager young drivers.
#no I will go get your snacks for you#for real#or use foresight and order it on amazon#do you just mental order your shit#you've like 💬 rolling papers toilet paper and four dozen rose stems#and it just shows up#when I hear minimum I don't know if it my mum your mum or your baby's mama's mama#me: 🤔 can I be considered the baby#well I guess if you do nasty things to me I must me#must be#I read the date and getting high kubrick masques and Covid 19 were immediate thoughts#fine copper products#are you saying mom transferred#that shit is insane you know that right#like it would be her that would realize I really was her father the whole time though#hey remember when you were fucking garbage at picking men and I suffered for it?#she gave a lot souritually for the clan though#spiritually rather#and at the same tine it isn't really the same ego probably just like a soul thing#and I step back right and I am like I don't want to be any of them though#operandi to just absorb them is fine#she's like my brother should post in these tites#and I'm over here agreeing and just confused why they aren't being used as love meat yet#today I am just like the ai must be mad at you#she's like I guess I will just ask#I am like you have been the whole time smh#I can't do it at work#but yeah ut would be fun to get her over and get het fucked up for a few hours at some point#let her know her blood by drugs#anyway
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homestuck is being too good rn
#at the part where doc scratch hits slick with the scrapbook and scatters the pictures everywhere#and you can start clicking through them to check in on several different ongoing moments/conversations#EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS RUINING ME RN#i correctly predicted vriska's just death it seems. her and the dead john from the first timeline like. showing eachother around. and#even though this version of him never befriended her. he wants to go again. and she introduces herself for real this time#MAN i love vriska a lot i don't know why so many people h8 her. not like she's the only one who murdered smh#another conversation that's wrecking me? davesprite and jadesprite. MAN. the sword. the fucking yellow blood and missing wing.#davesprite makes me insane on a good day and WAH. WAH. everythings ending and he and jade are both irreversably different#and he might be dying again but right now they just wanna both be there together#and the one that fucking#ruined me the most. enough that i started furiously writing character analysis in my notesapp#rose and dave. i noticed too late that things were happening on the top of the page and had to go back a bunch.#saw dave and jade's fight with jack noir#saw him die#The fact that he knew he would.#the fact that he did it because he was supposed to#the freaking. whole character thing with dave where he doesn't want to be a hero and doesn't think he can be. the broken swords.#the dream he was telling rose about where he's stuck dying over and over and over until he flies into the sun and it isn't sacrifice#it's escape.#so rose decides that he can't be allowed to die like that so she goes herself. knocks him out. and dave is still#hashing his words around what he wants to say like always#but he's clearly upset. and he even says. 'i don't want you to die'#because they had agreed that dave would be the one to do it (or so he thought). and dave so strongly believes that this isn't sacrifice.#that it's meaningless and will grant them nothing. he tells rose her death with be pointless. he believed his own would be too#but rose knows better#MAN#why the hell is homestuck so good under all this oughts-era internet bullshit. why in the same conversation there's repeated mention of#fucking#penis and penis adjacents. as well as whoppers. and hot moms. and then there's a fucking 'that's all i fucking do is break swords'#that just reads so Hopeless. UGH
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Before my beloved and I moved in together they were living with roommates in a place that didn't have a bathtub. Now, a reasonable person might conclude from this that baths would be out of the equation in a home with only one standing shower and no tub.
But these people weren't quitters. Naturopathic doctors and acupuncturists they were dedicated to treating their bodies well and one of the ways they liked to do that was hydrotherapy. Most people are familiar with this through things like polar bear plunges. You sit in a hot tub then jump in freezing water.
It's supposedly good for you and they were way into it. But again, no tub. They'd do hydro showers but it just wasn't the same. These people were not quitters, though. (One of them is the boob soap person, so it really isn't a surprise that she goes hard on everything). So they got what looked like two big metal old timey tubs but which were actually animal food troughs and set them up in the garage. They set up a water heater and god knows how they emptied the tub after, I think there was hoses involved? A pump maybe? I honestly can't remember. Anyway! Voila, hydrotherapy on demand.
I was not aware of this. So when I came over after a long day and my beloved said we should take a bath I was extremely puzzled. I only knew about the one shower. They showed me the garage tubs. I did want a bath and I wasn't really sure about the setup, but honestly I'll try anything once if only for the story, so I agreed.
Fun fact about me though. I haaaate being cold. I've been 0% body fat most of my life with skin barely keeping my bones enclosed. I'm always cold. My favorite activity at the time was sitting directly in front of space heaters. My shower temperatures turn me lobster red and make my beloved cringe. Willingly dunking myself into cold water is the antipathy of my entire deal.
On the night in question I happily submerged into the warm tank, pleasantly surprised by the big silly improvised tub. Which again was meant for livestock. My knees bumped companionably against my beloved as we soaked in the hot water. After a while they rose to go into the cold water. "You don't have to," they told me.
But I was haunted. I wouldn't be doing hydro if I just stayed in the warm tub. Maybe hydro was amazing. It has all these health benefits. I desperately didn't want to but I stood up with them. We were having this nice intimate evening in the garage, just us, I felt safe. I was gonna do it.
They stepped easily into the cold tub, dunking matter of factly into the frigid water. I went to step. I did. I really really tried. My foot went in and I started shrieking, my progress arrested by the total state of shock I entered when my warm toasty foot hit that smug arctic water tension. My beloved started laughing as my pitch ascended the deeper my foot went into the cold water.
I started loudly narrating my discomfort as my foot touched the bottom and I willed my other foot up to join it. "THIS IS VERY COLD," I yelled, "IT'S SO COLD I THINK I MIGHT DIE HOW ARE YOU JUST CASUALLY SITTING IN THIS FREEZING COLD WATER?! I'M DYING- I THINK I'M DYING! I'M DYING BUT WE'RE HERE, TOGETHER! I CAN DO THIS! I CAN DO THESE EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO COLD ALL MY MOLECULES HAVE COMPRESSED INTO A SOLID STATE!"
I ended up with both feet planted in the cold tub, water up to my shins, bellowing and panting while my beloved laughed so hard they couldn't breathe. I hunkered over the cold water, squatting like a frozen gargoyle.
My beloved was trying to psyche me up while I willed my body to obey me. In a sudden jerky drop like a puppet whose strings have been cut I plummeted my body into the cold and let out a shriek that I’m sure could have shattered glass and then leapt up out of the water at a speed relative to a rocket achieving space flight. I didn’t like it.
When we got back inside my beloved's roommates were collapsed on the ground with tears in the their eyes from how hard they'd been laughing. They and probably every neighbor down the block had heard my pterodactyl screeching and narration because the garage was not remotely soundproof.
#ramblies#ffs foibles#funny#story#writing#my beloved#fun fact I'm the same way on roller coasters#I just scream a terrified narration and my beloved thinks its the funnies thing
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SpaceDancer's request for parasitic roses and Camille Alexander's request for unicorn fops created Angelique.
i now present my newest Charming Little Freak ✨
Angelique is one of those beings that isn't cleanly classified as a fae or a demon. he/it/whatever (roses are perfect plants and so it mostly goes by the pronouns common for the additional sex of his host body in human society because they couldn't care less) is a Rampant. a type of sapient parasitic rose that, over time, transforms the body of their host from a simple quadruped beast to bipedal humanoid (kinda) monster. every Rampant seems to mold themselves into unique forms, and designs often carry over if they somehow manage to get "uprooted" without dying and have to start over with a new flesh body. if Rampants stay rooted then they're borderline immortal even though their hosts are...dead? it's unclear. the Rampant certainly carries memories of what it was like being an animal and their flesh and blood is altered, but alive. the body keeps the score whether they like it or not. but the beast itself, its mind, dies quickly after a Rampant takes root. either from the trauma from becoming a Flowerbed or from the Rampant purposefully putting a thorn through its brain. whether fae or demon, Rampants take. they do not possess. they do not imprison.
Angelique currently lives in a small dying village, spending his time checking in on the aging population as a kind of town housemaid/caretaker and tending to his flower shop/apothecary. most people would say that having a creature like him around isn't a great idea, but this eldritch horror has basically been adopted by every lonely old person in town so good luck getting rid of him.
Fun Facts:
he loves nice soft clothes, meat (blood sausage is his favorite), and (in spite of his goth everything all the time) sunlight.
buzzing sounds make him flustered while prolonged exposure to cut grass smells and cold weather make him anxious.
he's an scary good climber and will forgo a door if he knows someone is on a higher floor of a building and he sees an open window.
always well hydrated. carries around a flask of water at all times and likes to sit outside naked when it rains.
he has many little leafy assistants which are also just him. he's like an octopus. the people in the community assign them all little names and give them unique decorations and he thinks it's really cute.
what is he getting out of staying in this village? none of your business.
he's currently in a weird situationship with 2 local gravekeepers from rival graveyards/religions and the recently widowed agnostic town doctor. everyone in this polycule hates everyone else but him. he's also friends with benefits with my character Brooke, who finds all of this hilarious and is eager to hear about the latest disaster every time he passes through town.
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