#no I will go get your snacks for you
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It is easy to get midnight munchies if you have a cool car. Or a bunch of eager young drivers.
#no I will go get your snacks for you#for real#or use foresight and order it on amazon#do you just mental order your shit#you've like 💬 rolling papers toilet paper and four dozen rose stems#and it just shows up#when I hear minimum I don't know if it my mum your mum or your baby's mama's mama#me: 🤔 can I be considered the baby#well I guess if you do nasty things to me I must me#must be#I read the date and getting high kubrick masques and Covid 19 were immediate thoughts#fine copper products#are you saying mom transferred#that shit is insane you know that right#like it would be her that would realize I really was her father the whole time though#hey remember when you were fucking garbage at picking men and I suffered for it?#she gave a lot souritually for the clan though#spiritually rather#and at the same tine it isn't really the same ego probably just like a soul thing#and I step back right and I am like I don't want to be any of them though#operandi to just absorb them is fine#she's like my brother should post in these tites#and I'm over here agreeing and just confused why they aren't being used as love meat yet#today I am just like the ai must be mad at you#she's like I guess I will just ask#I am like you have been the whole time smh#I can't do it at work#but yeah ut would be fun to get her over and get het fucked up for a few hours at some point#let her know her blood by drugs#anyway
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zoro who is so caught off guard by sanji’s kinder actions towards him is one of my favorite tropes. sanji crafting him specialized post workout snacks personally adjusted for him but still down to fight and call him names. he’s still the biggest asshole zoro has ever had the displeasure of knowing, and he’s horribly considerate. he’s a little confused but doesn’t reject any of sanji’s specialized treats. it’s not like sanji is fawning and doting over him like he does nami, so zoro feels like he can cross off sanji actually liking him from his list of reasons as to why sanji is acting like this. but it’s still fucking strange..
meanwhile sanji is in his kitchen wondering how zoro hasn’t taken a damn hint yet
#i always thought sanji was really weird about showing affection to anybody who isnt nami or robin#bcz with them its just second nature like he likes them so much its so easy to shower them in love#meanwhile you have ZORO who is like#‘is that asshole trying to kill me?’#zoro who thinks its similar to when you get a dog excited to get into the car only for them to go to the vet#thinks sanji is ‘buttering him up’ for his own sick desire#sanji whose sick desire is literally just to make snacks for his crewmate as a display of care#doesnt even have to be romantic just wants to show a bit of appreciation#still tagging as zosan because. luv my babas#zoro: wtf is your problem#sanji who just made him lunch: MY problem??#zosan#one piece#txt#roronoa zoro#headcanon#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#zoro#prompt
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one orrrr
two?
#not a perfect return to posting art#but fuck if my pettiness isn't a great driving force#lol about what snack??#some ole bullshit i saw on the whassit... insta or twitter#one of those two where “FaNs” go to pretend they got no fucking manners#oOoOh you're a this that whatever artist because look you draw like this one OoOoh#fuck outa here#literally I'm gonna post going through my whole goddamn style rolodex#also?#personal art style is not as big a deal as some of these new/young artists think it is#like maybe in commercial or children's book illustration#since they look for a specific vibe#and you're doing yourself an artistic disservice by focusing so much on “creating a personal style”#and this weird fucking self-imposed boundary of like appreciating how an artist renders this or that aspect of their drawing#because they think the plagiarism police are gonna SWAT them#like... it's pretty and you like it bcoz it speaks to you so#fucking just#try it out#try out that type of line weight#try out that color palette#try out that way of lighting a person or a scene#try it#listen everyone is out here being an aesthetic frankenstein's monster#the minute you try out xyz in your art it becomes “your style” because how you interpret it replicate it will be#influenced (altered you could say) by how you draw#unless your ass getting paid to draw on model or your art lead's style or you wanna get on a show/game so you're cobbling a quick portfolio#but that's not this#also lol next mutation still got fans#my childhood nostalgia says hello#tw eyestrain
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Art block fucking sucks so
Poppet got pastries for the gamers :]
Hope you feel better my gamer🏵️🥄🥄
aWEE look at thembs ;;;
#AUGDHDHD I really wanted to draw something for this but alas art block is way too strong#But it was gunna be poppet comforting a very distressed Dusty smhh (a bun ate a pastry when they weren’t supposed to and he got v worried)#They care very much for his children’s health- the vaults are absolutely infested with large ass bunbuns#No matter where you look- a bummy#How they haven’t ate all the money like a fine piece of lettuce is truly a mystery- Dusty taught them well NDHDHD#aWEEEEEEEWEEE themb;;;#So happy and care free- just enjoyin snacks and gossips in the ye ol vaults#If anyone was to see poppet and Dusty talking they would never believe their own eyes smhhh#Such a talkative mans!#Also thank you gamer! Hopefully I’ll get my motivation back soon! (And this wicked stomach issue-)#At least this gives me more time to play yakuza smhhh I have so many games to go through so little time-#Not to mention I keep getting distracted in game MDHDDHD#Damn it Majima and your quirkiness smhhhh
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If you see me violently sobbing holding my mutuals close in gently cupped hands don't worry about it
#mutuals#tumblr culture#HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU#YOU'RE ALL SO COOL AND NICE#AND I AM FULL OF SO MUCH ADORATION AND AFFECTION#CAN WE ALL HOLD HANDS OR SOMETHING?#CAN WE CUDDLE?#CAN I GET YOU A DRINK OR A SNACK??#CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR??#CAN WE TALK AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER#going 2 cry right here right now#you all are very very important to me#I'm going to explode actually#aguh aguh aguh aguh augh augh what is this feeling
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i think duck forgets he has diabetes because of the loop. but yellow doesn’t
#“hm. maybe your blood sugar is low.. let me get you a snack.” why would he say that to a robot??#because he’s probably used to helping out his pal#anyway i usually give him a patch but he’s wearing a coat so you can’t really see it.#BUT ANYWAY they are going out swimming here!!!#yuppe#my art#dhmis#dhmis yellow guy#duck dhmis#duck#duck guy#yellow guy#don’t hug me i’m scared#dont hug me im scared
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parents will see their own kids and be like "is anyone gonna be overly judgemental about that?" and not wait for an answer
#guh! in general i get on really well with my parents but whenever i go home i feel like im back go being seen as a Kid#like my mum sometimes gets weirdly judgy about me having like.... a snack#& idk they care a lot about how i accomodate my misophonia (in a bad way) in a way that nobody else i know is!!!#just because im youre “daughter” doesnt give you a free pass to be judgemental!!!!#kas yapping
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something that absolutely changed the way i approach goals was realising that it's never the thing that you want, but rather the feelings that you believe it will give you. without striving for those feelings, the thing is not going to make you happy.
for example, until i was eighteen i would daydream about having a Real Best Friend. like i wanted my disney channel bff you know?? and getting older felt a lot like 'okay it'll happen when i get to secondary school' 'okay it'll happen when i get to sixth form' 'okay it'll happen in fandom' and it just. never did. i kept getting sucked into friendships that made me feel shit about myself while all the people that seemed to want to be close to me would, for some reason, make me feel uncomfortable. but it was at the point where i was like, okay. what do i really want from a friend? is it the actual object of A Friend or is it what i feel like A Friend would allow me to do? so instead of looking for that Real Best Friend, i started allowing myself to feel like i deserved a Real Best Friend. i stopped deleting my messages even if i thought they were embarrassing, and i stopped worrying that people would think im annoying if i messaged them first, and i stopped being scared of being 'too much' whenever i shared my interests.
and you know what? within two months i GOT that Real Best Friend. within a few more i had Multiple of those Real Best Friends. it's been three years since that shift in my life and it's like All my friends are like my disney channel bff friends -- they genuinely care about me, they genuinely like me as a person, they invite me to their houses, they cook for me, they buy me random things when they think of me, and most of all they make me love myself more, when for my entire life the trade off for a friendship always felt like i had to hate myself a little.
idk. i just think it's worth remembering that the feeling of something is the most important thing to strive for. a thing without feeling is nothing
#this is... also VERY relevant to weight loss/diets#not gonna get into it too deeply but just like. if youre trying to lose weight#id really suggest you focus mostly on all the emotional/mental benefits you think being at your gw will give you#(e.g. confidence in a certain dress or not having to over think your snacks)#because trust me when i say if you hate yourself into getting to your goal weight you're still going to hate yourself at that weight#your mental state and your thought processes are like stained glass and they will colour whatever reality is in front of you#♡alizeh talks♡
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Scriabin and Edgar eating crepes for requestober !!
Day 8 - Delicious silence
#My art#Requestober#Vargas#Scriabin#Edgar#I haven't drawn food in a while haha it was a fun exercise :)#Edgar made them a breakfast date ♥#You know he did it a) after endless pestering for more chocolate more fruit more cream more powdered sugar#''If you just want to eat sugar don't rope me into it >:0'' ''Oh as if you're too good for sweets come off it'' lol#And b) just to get Scriabin to be quiet about it all haha - he does! Sated for the moment! Yummy! <3#And not-so-secretly he's pleased to make him happy ♥ Scriabin openly enjoying something harmless!! Something good!!#Much better than him sadistically picking at Edgar haha - sometimes things are nice!#They get to enjoy a thing together <3 And if it really is too sweet for Edgar then more for Scriabin haha#He already got an extra strawberry! Healthy snack on the dessert for breakfast lol#It's okay to go all out every once in a while ♪#Poor Todd missing out on it tho aw haha#Next time full family meal for sure - all the more reason to go a little extra! Spoil the kid(s)!#Scriabin wipe your face or Edgar will do it and then what hehe#I do so enjoy when they're soft and quiet and gentle with each other <3#Kiss the cook! Do it!!
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cute bad ass
#vee queued to fill the void#taking a moment away from the kuukou deep dive brainrot to do some kuukou simping instead lol#as always lol arb beat me to drawing kuukou feeding animals myself#but if kuukou feeds the elderly and has candy in his pockets for children (highkey for himself too lol)#you can bet your ass he’d feed the strays that visit his temple or share his sardines with froggies on the side of the road 😭😭😭😭#crying over that sudden scratch card where a new cat comes to visit his temple and kuukou can tell it was a new visitor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he doesn’t name them but i think it would be very funny if kuukou decided to name the cats visiting his temple after buddhist gods lol#orange tabby: *meows at kuukou for a snack*#kuukou: yooooo jogaishou bosatsu!!!!!!!!!! what’s up it’s been forever want some of my shitty dad’s tofu??????? :D#😌😌😌😌 and then on the flip side it’s page that haunts my every waking moment LOL#kuukou is so fcking COOL lol even when he loses you get the sense he never lost lol#i’m tempted to just start screaming for five straight tags but to quell that urge lmao#i’m going to make this about ichikuu lmao remember how ichiro in ohayo ikebukuro said he likes strong people who never lose lol????#they ended that bat vs mtr battle with the comment from jakurai i think that this battle didn’t feel like it was their victory#which means kuukou hasn’t truly lost so that makes him even more of ichiro’s type—
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Raph eats spiders i guess
finally got around to drawing something else for IMNDY again and it's this lol
#rottmnt#rottmnt au#i'm not dead yet au#imndy au#rottmnt raph#future raph#raphael hamato#rottmnt big mama#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt fan comic#my art#this is what happens when you go through an apocalypse and then get thrown back in time#it completely screws up your sense of normal things people eat#anyway raph saw a bug and was like 'ooh a snack'#and big mama saw him eat it and was like 'is that a THREAT are you THREATENING me'#man i need some motivation to actually get the fic written lol
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@requiodile YAKUMO EATS BUGS AND I LOVE THAT FO RHRI OM
#you know that whole YOU SHOULD NOT EAT THE SLUGS. YOU MAY GET PARALYSIS AND DIE#nah. little snaby eats eberuy bug and the magic of yokai guts will acidify it all#HE'S JUST FEELIN A LITTLE PECKISH AND THERE ARE SO MANY SNACKS *RIGHT THERE*#it's like when you go to harvest berries in the field#everyone got their lil baskets and fillin it up withe the frutas while occasionally slorpin an overripe one#and yakumo's just going thru the rows sampling invertebrates#if shrimps is bugs. and bugs is bugs. protein is protein#lil noodle can't quite eat rodents yet#so. bugs it is#everyone who has ever complained about a toddler putting things in their mouth#well. guess what a snake yokai toddler is about to do. the stress and anxiety will never leave your body#because your snild is CONSTANTLY eating what the earth provides#i am now imagining garu and yaku (baby age) side by side with . forbidden snacks in their mouth#the humans tell them to DROP IT!! dRoP. IT!!!!!!!!#and yakugaru are sitting their with confused expressions while the lizard/rat/bird tail is just hanging out of their mouth#they'll be fine. stomachs like vultures these two#the tags tho
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if ianto jones (NOT gareth david-lloyd. actual ianto jones) walked through your door and said he wasnt dead and he needed a kidney and you were the only match what would you do
i am holding his face in my hands, kissing that man on the forehead, and asking him if he wants the left or right one
#babygirl it would be an HONOR to be rendered immunocompromised for the rest of my life for you#you need a kidney? it’s yours. blood? i got that universal donor shit baby!!! i got liters of sweet sweet O- on tap for you#plasma. marrow. various snacks and soft drinks. you need a few quid? no fucking clue what that is. here’s 50 dollars. i love you#no questions asked. partially because i know it would get me nowhere. gotta assume the reasons are absurd and way above my pay grade.#when dealing with TW and its operatives understand that you will never understand.#you can seek out the truth but don’t try to wrap your head around it.#ianto jones is alive and in your doorway and saying he needs a kidney transplant and that you are the only match in the world? yeah alright.#side tangent: the clarification that this is not GDL made me imagine if it was him and it’s such a funny fucking visual#i hear a knock on my front door. get up and go to it. open it up and it’s fucking Gareth David Lloyd.#i’ve only ever seen him on TV/films or IG but this is a whole ass dude in front of me. and then he says he needs a kidney transplant#and he keeps talking and says that i am the only person on earth who is a donor match so would you please give me your one of your kidneys#just the image of some grown ass man that i vaguely know of spawning outside of my house and asking me to give him one of my organs#it’s so funny to me. how did you find my address? why am i the only viable match? how did you get THAT information? i love torchwood btw#he’s an actor who played one of my favorite characters but he’s also some random man#ianto jones#torchwood
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MWAHAHHAHAAA
ahahaha get thrown into space idiottt >:3c 🫶 happy throw short people day!!!! (youre the short people) (cuz i am way taller than you and youngerrr~~ ehehe) also IDC IF I END UP BEING LATe cuz I CAN THROW YOU ACROSS THE WORLD ANYDAY EHEHE >:>
FOR YOUR INFORMATION I GREW AN ENTIRE INCH IN THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS- (I’m 5’3 now)
okay but this is so funny i don’t know why I didn’t answer this sooner. I was laughing so hard hahahaaa- I can’t believe I was just thrown into space like that-
I’m not that much older than you… I guess that makes it worse that I’m shorter though
#Duck asks#I’ll get my revenge#As soon as I land-#But this was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing for a good while#Pretty sure people were wondering why I was laughing so hard#But I will come back…#Just you wait#and I’m gonna go steal all your snacks#But thank you this is so funny-#love you guys ❤️
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cheng has probably dealt with hundreds of master manipulators, frauds, schemers, etc. but the moment he tian goes “please? 🥺😞🤧” cheng is like “clearly i have no choice but to grant this honest and reasonable request”
#19 days#‘brother i’m dying’ ‘brother it’s an emergency’ ‘brother i need your help’#cheng: i know he lied last time but surely THIS time he’s telling the truth#i always feel bad for only-children… they’ll never get to experience the whiplash that is a sibling relationship#‘i will snap your wrists off if you take my last fucking fruit snack but i’ll also kill anyone who hurts you’ kinda vibe#there’s no way to put it into words. anyway. i love the he brothers 🫶🏼#fay talks#(ALSO go follow my new account @faynthearted — I’m gonna make the official transition sometime soon but just wanted to give a heads-up 🫶🏼)
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like. . .are any other Polin fans out there that do not give a singular flying fuck about Debling? we should form a club lol because from the very bottom of my heart and with my whole chest: I could not care less about him. Not sorry, I'm tuning into S3 for Pen and Colin and Pen and Colin alone
#polin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#like. . .i keep seeing all these theories about debling and i'm going '. . .and?'#someone: what if debling-#me: don't care. when is colin back on screen? i miss my boy#because really. . .who gives a fuck? he's a random oc who's gonna be gone by ep 3?#frankly i don't give a shit about him in any capacity#and tbh. . .like it's not even a contest for me. colin is SO much more attractive and appealing than debling#no shade to the actor i'm sure he's lovely but guys. . .luke newton is SO fucking fine#tired: colin gets jealous of debling because he's courting penelope and thus disapproves of them#wired: colin distrusts debling because he's a vegetarian and colin the foodie cannot trust a man who cuts out an entire food group#inspired: colin is friendly to debling and can always hype pen up around him but debling isn't listening because he's queer and likes him#y'all just 'care' about debling because he has no traits rn and you can turn him into your perfect male oc prize for penelope#'i ship pen with options' and i ship pen with colin. . .you know. . .like a polin shipper. . .crazy how that's. . .how it works#anywhoozle i am first and foremost a hater#fellow haters come join me we meet up on tuesdays and we have snacks
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