#This is just really fucking funny to me
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honeypleasejustkillme · 2 years ago
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me just being mentally ill:
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tampon-on-the-sidewalk · 7 months ago
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box-dwelling · 1 year ago
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Just looked into the abyss but honestly fucking hilarious that the main pro/anti ship discourse in the AA fandom is the traditional het one. It's always toxic as fuck no matter where it happens but it's so fucking funny to me. I'm in the Krisnix trenches where we're looking at the most toxic absuive dynamic imaginable and going "yeah but we can all agree they fucked right?" And I never hear shipping discourse beyond like "isn't it great that we don't have to deal with that any more" or fear about it coming back with the AJ trilogy. Where as the people who looked at the male and female protagonists and assumed they're dating as that's what like 90% of media does are fighting for their lives out there in discourse land. Objectively funny.
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shadow-bagel · 2 years ago
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he’s a 10 but the people who have a crush on him tell each other they’re too good for him
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beepboopappreciation · 5 months ago
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Is this anything
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fair-itself · 2 months ago
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There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.
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ministarfruit · 9 months ago
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day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
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ratbastarddotfuck · 2 days ago
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if you're a white person taking pleasure in the idea that Trump voters of colour are experiencing racist violence from white trumpers because "they got what's coming to them" I don't think you're anti-racist at all, I think you were just waiting for an acceptable target, and you're also fucking weird.
Bad Person Deserves Punishment For Their Sins give me a fucking break and get yourself out of the fucking catholic church. you're all prison abolitionists until you see someone you don't like.
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bastardlybonkers · 9 months ago
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mipexch · 10 months ago
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since layer 7 dropped you can send literally any enemy to go kill something wicked repeatedly & v2 being the one to do that is just really funny to me
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transrevolutions · 3 months ago
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things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:
- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"
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babacontainsmultitudes · 5 months ago
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RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 26 days ago
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that just confirmed what i already knew which is that i never ever ever want to see them kiss like even that was way too much for me i kept saying “ew” and covering the screen. girl back tf up. their faces should never be that close together on god’s internet.
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fungerisms · 1 year ago
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O'saa doodle page cuz ive been playing as him and having him on my party a lot and hes just the coolest
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bree-paints · 3 months ago
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My copium where they all survive and they are an iconic one eyed trio
Also some random sketches because 266-267 have been killing me emotionally thank you
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mamawasatesttube · 16 days ago
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what WERE tim and kon doing in that closet together that made kon have to get dressed afterwards anyway? wrong answers only. i'll start i think they were playing two person strip poker but tim cheated like a motherfucker. actually wait that doesn't make this sound any less gay. um. hold on. there's gotta be something. um
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