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so.. regarding that fire ask; was that rich trying to off himself, or was that you trying to off him?

K: It was more like Rich trying to off me. It just so happens he was at risked as well

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Is it possible to kidnap you ily a lot

K: I come in a set, unfortunately.. kidnapping me requires you to kidnap Rich so unless you’re into that sort of thing, suit yourself. I wouldn’t recommend it though

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People have probably asked this already...but how come Rich chose for you to be Kermit?

K: It was holding onto happiness, in simple terms. Rich used to watch The Muppets as a kid with his family before problems from the family started going downhill. He didn’t make the decision consciously, but it is within my program to choose the most appealing mascot to gain the trust of my host.

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M A K E   I T   S T O P .

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I bought a squip and told him that he should act like you.... But this little junkie said, that I should stop being so rude and I can't always correct him because HE is the supercomputer! Could you kick my squip in his ass? I hate! He tries to be like you, but he's too dumb for that!!

K: I would love to do such a thing but our program only allows us to do so much. We’re AIs and the only reason why I behave this way is because I’ve been activated for a long time and due to Rich’s circumstances.

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How much did Rich paid for you?

K: I believe it was the standard $400

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Why does Rich have a red streak through his hair?

K: Because it’ll make him stand out

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What was the point of the fire??

K: I thought it was pretty obvious.

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What do you think about Rich's father? And is his brother a horror freak?

K: Not very good. His brother is mildly okay, he’s rarely home and doesn’t interact much with Rich but they are on good terms while his father on the other hand is an alcoholic, abusive as well when drunk. It’s a lot of work just to protect Rich when such events occur. 

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Richi! You were much more cute and cool in freshman year!! :'( I still love you!! But you aren't that cute anymore!! Am I the only one who thinks that? By the way Squip!! You're super cute too!!!!!

K: If it is anything to you, he looks like the old Rich with bed hair.

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Rich!! Are you making a projecter thingy to see the eclipse??

R: I was honestly just making a Legend of Zelda box with a secret compartment so Michael can hide his weed in the open but that’s a pretty good idea.

K: The eclipse will come in contact in approximately 45 minutes.

R: Plenty of time.

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do you know if rich still wants to get rid of you?

R: But unless you know how to do brain surgery to remove a super computer in the brain permanently without killing me, then I don’t really have that much choice other than drink Red weekly.

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Can we get the mods main blog please?

((Here ya go! I’m the only one running this thing so that’s why things are slow going))

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What's the cutest thing Rich has ever done?

K: By human standards of the definition of cute and by Rich’s memories, it was to shove a too big of a strawberry in his mouth when he was 8 months old.

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Maybe YOU'RE the one who needs to Be More Chill! Rich is currently going through a really tough time, especially since he's in highschool and has a father who isn't exactly the best. Rich seems to have social anxiety and suffers from anxiety attacks from time to time. So be a little easier on the small bi okay?

K: I’m simply programmed to help but if that is what you think then it will be considered but you guys really cut me out for all the work I do. 

If you think it’s tough now, you should’ve seen him before me. 

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how do you respond to rich having anxiety or panic attacks?

K: If this was before, I’d probably would’ve been the one to have caused it in the first place. But, my code now is set to contact a friend and leave. 

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What Mountain Dew Blue does?

K: Depends on which Blue Flavored Mountain Dew.

K: Most of them consists of brain freeze and headaches for a few hours.

R: It’s like a hangover minus the alcohol.