#This is a dumb idea

[mawvax]

i'm literally obsessed w this MegOp fic: Oribiters by Zombieheroine (you need an account to read it please its so good it's the RID i needed)

can't believe i'm even considering making a mutichapter comic just so i can moon over Chapter 4... the doodle draft pages are nearing 30 and i ain't even done

[divine0rdainment]

Operation Replace Lilith AU

Adam dies at the end of season one and ends up back in the begining, as in back to when he was in the garden after being freshly created. Lilith is also there with him. And in a panic, he runs off in to the deeper parts of Eden to clear his head. When he's come to realize what's happened, he thinks about life and all his regrets, one of those regrets being that he suffered a lot and got very little reward. Honestly, Lilith kinda got the better end of the deal, she got a husband, a kid, a long life, and in the end, she even got to go to heaven after making a deal! So even tho she did all this bad she STILL got rewarded.

While Adam basicly ate an apple because his wife asked him to, got sent to earth, starved alot, got hurt alot, lost two sons in horrible ways, grew old and died, went to heaven, got bored of heaven real quick, got condescended to by the angels (Cough cough SERA), became an exterminator, was constantly ordered around by Sera, and then DIED AGAIN FOR DOING AS HE WAS TOLD, AFTER GETTING THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM BY LUCIFER AND THEN STABBED BY A BUG!!!

NO, he would not be doing that again. So he makes a plan, he is going to take Liliths place! He's gonna seduce Lucifer, be the one to go to hell with Lucifer, become a king beside Lucifer, and then later be welcomed in to hell like Lilith was after popping out one kid. (He'd figure out how that would work later. Probebly magic.) And then live happily ever after after by abandoning his husband and child like Lilith did, and live the good afterlife!

Plan made, he goes out and waits for when Lucifer shows up. Still ignoring Lilith of course, much to the woman's anger. She doesn't know what she did wrong, but it's making her mad that he won't even TALK to her. Also Adam is inventing things, like clothing out of Sheep wool, and strings and ropes and baskets and even figuring out how to make spices already. So the angels are a bit confused. They thought it would take humans longer to learn this stuff. But here Adam was, building a house out of mud, trees, and rocks, making an Axe out of a sharpened rock ans a long stick and rope.

Lucifer is so fascinated he actually comes down to visit Adam to ask how he figured out to make all this, and Adams plan starts. Too bad the only flirting Adam knows is very sexual flirting that an angel wouldn't get. And the fact that Adam keeps using slang from the 90s-2000s, and Lucifer doesn't understand half the shit he says! But he's trying! The real problem is, Lucifer seems to be the one doing the seducing by complementing Adam all the time for the smallest thing, and always touching Adams arms and shoulder and hair, and holding his hand without reason, and looking him in the eye like Adam holds the stars up himself. Fuck. Adam! Head in the game! You will NOT fall for Lucifer! This is your second chance!!! Your last chance to have the good life! You can't risk it by accidently liking him!!! Hell, your not even gay!!!

[dez-ku]

Us Lego fans should introduce ourselves like this hahaha

Could be any Lego fandom you're in, maybe you'll find new moots or something haha

Here's the dumb template I found on Pinterest and just added "introduce yourself" ffkdo and also how to do it if you wanna know.. nothing special hahah

[1super-nova5]

Me and my sister we're fighting over the difference between a head Cannon and an AU, and eventually it shifted into both of us creating a SPUD AU. (Basically where The Stanley Parable is just a school project)

Mariella didn't know what was happening during the entire school project and was just there.

Curator wasn't there during the entire week and only came on presentation day.

Stanley gave ideas.

Jim did all the work, but was sick on the presentation day.

Narrator showed the project and takes all the credit. (Also the he was only one who was able to presentate)

And Timekeeper/432 was sick all week.

[ghostsandfools]

All the toons are normal, created by humans to represent their cartoon counterparts, except for one, who actually escaped from a lab. Once a normal object, they were rigorously experimented on, before finally breaking free and living amongst the other toons. It's not Dandy, because that would be obvious. We may never know which toon is the fake, but does it really matter if they aren't hurting anyone?

[bifuriouswaterbender]

Not me editing the first chapter of He's All That wanting to post it today but also wanting to finish my bingos off with it as the free space for both, so I've got the last prompt doc open like I'm going to magically finish that today to post first.

[prismsoup]

Watched the horrible minecraft movie trailer </3 My friends and I decided to make this stupid thing while suffering Bingo to find out how bad that movie is actually going to be

@a-witch-in-a-dumpster thank you for half the ideas <3

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[ultimatedirk]

more goofy poolverine doodles

[starzovermarz]

stupid

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[nickpeppermint]

They didn't waste a second...

[writinrealslow]

A Hallmark Christmas movie about a no-nonsense businessman who goes back to his small hometown to visit his family for the holidays, only to find a cthullu-esque creature has taken the town hostage and they will sacrifice everyone to the screaming void unless he can explain to it what christmas is all about, forcing him to become a better person and eventually they fall in and it's called "Eldritch Home For Christmas."

[galaxgay]

Crowley: you... you burned down heaven?

Aziraphale, sweating and clutching the flaming sword for dear life: I PANICKED

[chloesimaginationthings]

The nightmares in FNAF 4 get crazy...