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demadogs · 4 months ago

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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

#i literally think about it every time i go to a spicy site #oh god is this gonna be my legacy #plz i make gifs and stuff i have much cooler posts than this #1k #10k

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mias-back-from-the-dead · 1 year ago

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

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pirateprincessjess · 10 months ago

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

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varilien · 6 months ago

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am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #mabel pines #dipper pines #still wild to me to have once been just barely older than them when the show was first airing #and now........ ough..#anyways i think starting today im gonna slowly start watching back through gravity falls again :) gotta return to my roots!!!#edit thank god i finally have a new keyboard i couldn't add any of my resource links on mobile ;0;

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trainwreck-pumpkin-pie · 4 months ago

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Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995-1996) / Mouthwashing (2024)

inspired by this post

#god mouthwashing is such an incredible game #haven't been able to stop thinking about it #also there are probably more similarities but i'm too tired rn #mouthwashing #neon genesis evangelion #nge #train wreck of a post

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 days ago

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Doey from poppy playtime met someone like him!

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mangozic · 10 months ago

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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hansoeii · 2 months ago

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promise.

#they are the only thing I've been able to think about ever since act 2 came out #this is a prison #help me #god I love them so much #had to paint them again #they wanna kiss each other so bad it makes them look stupid #jayvik #jayvik fanart #arcane #arcane fanart #jayce and viktor #jayce #viktor #my art #my fanart #my arcane art #illustration

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quixoticprince · 4 months ago

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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

Based on this post thread

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #god i gotta tag everybody #miss pauling #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #tf2 zhanna #tf2 pyro #tf2 soldier #I think tumblrs gonna absolutely eat the quality of that first image huh #but yeah I dont think we have to look for how to justify stealing souls of his coworkers/friends lol #its tf2 #i dont think any of them care #Miss pauling might but thats cuz shes given hers to Helen

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stemmmm · 3 months ago

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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

#gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gf nevermind all that #is this really for that? no but if its post canon bill on earth then it may as well be. makes it nice and easy to find later too #reread tbob because we just got our own (nicely water damaged) copy and i was like. i dont draw him cute enough #i will continue trying to do better #anyways stanley you are a butch woman. stanley transition now you dont even have to do anything youre already perfect #its just about the intent #every time i drew him for the last one all i could think was oohhhhhh my god you are a dyke. to me. please #in other news are there any burned out pushing-30s out there who havent drawn in years? i gotta say. i really gotta say.#get mentally ill about something its great. preferably alongside a few other people that you can use to create a perpetual cycle of insanit #gets you drawing again in no time and it feels great

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formulanni · 5 months ago

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Roan of Arc

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

#oh my GOD #I NEED to draw her fighting a dragon #I’m gagged #I love her so bad #she knows how Joan of arc felt fr #not f1 art #and tbh I think I’m just going to be drawing vmas stuff for the next few days 😭😭#chappell roan art #chappell roan #chappell fanart #vmas #mtv vmas #vmas 2024 #formulanni #good luck babe

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bluestonewings · 1 year ago

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ACES!!! Look at this Scientific American article!!! It makes me genuinely so happy to read. We’re making it!!!!

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/asexuality-is-finally-breaking-free-from-medical-stigma/

#asexual #demisexual #ace pride #queer #lgbtq #aromantic #aroace #GUYS READ IT PLEASE IM SO HAPPY!!!#update y’all check notes for the time traveling! I’m very honored ppl think I’m some ace time traveling god though. just for science article

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zombieritual · 3 months ago

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well personally i like it when there’s incest and necrophilia and murder and cannibalism and abuse and torture and gore and mutilation and body horror and sexual depravity and death.

#ITS GOTHIC. FICTION. ITS GOTHIC. HORROR. CAN WE PUT OUR THINKING CAPS ON!!!!#loveee seeing takes online that kill ur braincells. god #gothic horror #gothic #horror #e.txt

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eldritch-ace · 3 months ago

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